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    3.5 (144 reviews)

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    Ribeye Steak
    LC G.

    Brett's Bistro is amazing! Check out my complete review here https://www.yelp.com/biz/bretts-bistro-red-river?hrid=Ux7AqYSthlAnpeKKFIIwbQ&utm_source=ishare&utm_content=review

    Trout, NY strip - 20oz, Lamb Chops, rice pilaf, mashed potatoes, mixed veggies, french fries
    WhiskeyBros L.

    While in Red River, NM the Whiskey Bros happened upon a jewel of a restaurant. We were walking to a certain planned destination but happened upon Brett's outdoor signage claiming to have prime rib. Prime rib, being what it is, instantly captivates the attention of any unassuming Whiskey Bro just as a flower captivates a bee. We were, as these things seem to happen, whisked into the restaurant on hopes and dreams that only sensual culinary satiation can provide. The let down that we experienced when the sweet waitress exclaimed that they were indeed out of their prime rib was an axe to our revived core. As culinary adventurism often requires, we determined that we would see things through. With a commitment to this ideal we would stay, order a bottle of red, and try to make the most of a bloody disaster. What followed provided shocks and surprises the wisest Whiskey Bro could never have hoped for. Often we must pull ourselves from the depths of a sensual culinary dive to gain a critical perch from which to judge a meal. We tried, but to no avail. The smorgasbord of steak, trout and lamb accompanied by various interestingly 'sauced' sides locked us into an olfactory journey only the best of critics could dissect. When we had the group realization that we could taste Key lime in the mushrooms our brains nearly exploded with awe. Everything before us was merely... complex and perfect. After the meal, our plates showing the magnitude of the destruction we laid upon them and us moaning after a battle hard won. Our kind waitress merely asked an otherwise unassuming question. "Dessert?" I don't exactly recall what the dessert was. Sensing our severe struggle with thinking in general, not to mention our limited capacity to merely communicate, our waitress ordered for us. She was so empathetic to our pain. It was a cake 'something' with ice cream. More than enough for three very large men. I only remember the frenzied attack that occurred after that first hesitant taste, the likes of which can be witnessed in zombie movies. If you are ever in Red River, New Mexico; or Taos, or anywhere in this corner of the world. Do yourself a favor and devote an evening to a serious exploration of Brett's Bistro. Like us, it may well set a new standard for your own culinary adventures.

    Jerome R.

    Really surprised about $19.95 mushroom dish -appetizer - that did not meet description and service that did not care. Early visit, excellent service and meal with in expectations.

    Carrot cake
    Leyla H.

    The French onion soup definitely deserves a 5 star. The salmon is also a great meal and is very fresh tasting. The chicken fried steak is also delicious- expect a large portion size for this meal. This place serves good food but however for the price this may be considered unreasonable. The carrot cake was served very cold and the frosting was no good. Could have been a better cake. I would give this a 3 star but for how good the soup and bread is I'm giving it a 4.

    a plate of food with a sandwich and salad
    Tiffany P.

    Stopped in here for lunch and was blown away. Crabby Patty for the win. Side salad with Brett's house made dressing was .

    Dining room
    Tim K.

    We go to Red River once a year to see snow, and it's one of the most friendly towns that you can find except for the Alpine Lodge. They hate dogs. anyway, we have never tried the Bistro, however my wife is extremely picky about crab cakes and these are some of the best she's ever had except they were kind of large. We will be going back next year!!

    Seafood Platter for Two
    Joe H.

    Our last night in Red River NM so decided to try Brett's Bistro. So glad we did ! Excellent service, atmosphere, and food. Better bring a large appetite because the bread & mushroom appetizer is enough to make a meal. I had the Elk and my wife/mother-in-law split the Seafood Platter for Two. It should be renamed "for Four". Even I couldn't help them finish it. I highly recommend anyone staying at Red River try this place!

    Trout and chicken fried steak

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    Great food. Great service and nice atmosphere. Will come back. Had the flying is cooked right just like it should be.

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    Don't know how the food is...they make you sit down to eat, no to go orders. Stupidest thing I've ever heard!!!

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    It is so nice to go to Excellent Restaurant in Red River ! Best Restaurant in Town!!

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    Food is a bit pricey in general, but the burgers are amazing and decently priced!! Service was great as well :)

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    Texas Reds Steakhouse - 10 oz ribeye

    Texas Reds Steakhouse

    3.3(236 reviews)
    0.3 mi
    $$$

    Steak & pork chop were, indeed, beautifully done. So were the baked potatoes. Service was…read moreexcellent. Prices were good. Soup, bread, and deserts were all meh. But overall, I'll take it for the price and the beautifully done meat.

    I will show mad love to Texas Reds Steakhouse because this is what we have been wanting since we…read morearrived in New Mexico!! Flavor, seasoning and something other than Mexican food! lol. Don't get me wrong, we love Mexican food, but nothing can beat our TexMex! Beware they are open 7 days a week for the holidays until 5 Jan. They open at 4:30. When you come in, it's beautifully decorated for Christmas! They have a fire burning where you can wait and not definitely had a rustic feel to it! They sat us next to the fire which was really nice for it being cold outside. Our server was very attentive, nice and knowledgeable. The menus were pretty spiffy too as it looked like an old newspaper clipping! They had a variety of steak and also had different animal options like elk & bison. The prices were a bit steep but given the quality and how well they executed the meal, I would say it was well worth it! You are offered a pretzel like bread with butter while ordering. Our waiter was on it and he continued to fill our drinks before we could even ask for more! What we ordered: - Bison ribeye (medium+): this was a gem! If you've never had bison before, don't get scared! It tastes just like cow only it's better for you! The cook was perfection and the seasoning on point! My 13 year old ordered it and devoured it! He had initially asked for A1 sauce but because it was flavored so well, opted not to use it. He said it was one of the best steaks he has ever had! - Ground Elks (medium) w/ chile and grilled onions: it comes dry but our waiter suggested adding green chile and onions to it (beware that's an $11 up charge). It was flavored well, cooked well and tasted amazing. My husband never had elk and said it was really good. Tasted just like ground beef with just a hint of something different. - 12 oz New York sirloin (medium): cooked to perfection, seasoned perfectly and topped it with a garlic/butter compound. My daughter, who rarely eats anything more than a 3oz, ate more than half because she liked it that much. - 10oz ribeye (medium): cooked and flavored to perfection again!! On top of that, it was so tender and melted like butter in my mouth! It was so smooth, and just an amazing quality I hadn't had in such a long time. While ribeye comes fatty, this was utter perfection! I typically only eat about 4-5 oz, but ate the entire thing! If we decide to come back to this area, we will definitely stop here! If you want a good steak, go here!!!

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    Texas Reds Steakhouse - Elk with chile relleno and grilled onions

    Elk with chile relleno and grilled onions

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    Capo's Corner - Fried Zucchini

    Capo's Corner

    3.3(157 reviews)
    0.1 mi
    $$

    We were a little nervous to go after reading the reviews. But the food was great! We had lasagna…read moreand chicken parm and our 9 y/o had pizza. He said it was the best pizza he's had in red River. The waitress was super sweet and the food came out quick. Definitely give it a try!

    The restaurant was extremely disappointing from start to finish. Our waitress was not very…read morefriendly, and the overall customer service was poor. My daughter ordered the chicken Parmesan with Alfredo sauce. When she cut into the chicken, it was raw and pink in the middle. We informed the waitress, who said she would have another one prepared. Instead, the manager came to our table and was rude and confrontational. She insisted that the chicken is baked, then fried, and then baked again, so it would be pink inside. She then asked, "What do you want me to do about it?" That response was unprofessional and unacceptable. A manager should address customer concerns respectfully and work to resolve the issue, not argue with the customer. We also ordered two 7-inch pizzas, and both were overcooked and burnt. The fettuccine Alfredo with chicken and mushrooms was dry and had very little Alfredo sauce. Overall, the quality of the food did not come close to justifying the prices. Between the poor food and the unprofessional management, this was the worst dining experience I've ever had. I would not recommend this restaurant to anyone. If you're visiting Red River, I suggest dining somewhere else.

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    Cheese Garlic Bread

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    Madam’s Lounge & Theatre - Barely any substance to this sushi.

    Madam’s Lounge & Theatre

    3.3(15 reviews)
    0.2 mi

    Madam's Lounge is hidden in plain sight in Red River. It's a cool place and the food is great…read more It would be nice if there were more structure to align with the Theatre portion of the business name. They have a beautiful screen, however they play random movies and there isn't a start time. (They should announce a movie at a specific time, and allow patrons to decide if they want to arrive in time to view it or not). They have areas set up social style as if you're sitting in your living room, and traditional table settings. The social areas are very nice and trendy. A different vibe for a small town. The Waitress was really nice, and even packaged our leftovers for us. Food Review: CHICKEN WINGS - deep fried with red chile and bbq sauce on the side. The wings are good but the sauce is nasty. Get the sauce on the side because it isn't good at all. The taste is bland, watered down and lacks basic flavor. CAESAR SALAD - fresh, crisp greens, topped with a nice amount of caesar dressing, shreds of parmesan cheese. very good and tasty. SURF & TURF - large, juicy, sweet, steamed to perfection lobster tail and huge bone in rib-eye steak, grilled to order with flavorful seasonings, and a side of delicious vegetables. very good. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE - very hard but tasty chocolate chip cookie, topped with a scoop of ice cream. much better the next day after the ice cream melts into the cookie to soften it. (FREE FOR MY BIRTHDAY) Overall great place. Minus 1 star due to theatre issues. Food is delicious.

    Worst service in Red River. We had to our waitress what we ordered and they ended up taking our…read morefood to the wrong table. It wasn't really that packed at the time so we were expecting to have our food in 30 minutes or less. After an hour and a half, only half of us got our food and it was actually pretty good. The other half didn't get their food until another 30 minutes later. There are many places Red River that are better, cheaper, and value your time more than this place does. Do yourself a favor and take your family anywhere else but here. Other than that, the live music was great!

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    Madam’s Lounge & Theatre - Fantastic meal!!    My entire party enjoyed their meal very much. Great atmosphere and fantastic service also.

    Fantastic meal!! My entire party enjoyed their meal very much. Great atmosphere and fantastic service also.

    Madam’s Lounge & Theatre - Two lobster tails (surf n' surf)

    Two lobster tails (surf n' surf)

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