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    Crazy Beans

    3.9 (100 reviews)
    Closed 8:00 am - 3:00 pm

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    Good for kids
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    This review is for TIKI TACO'S and Mai Tai's which is an evening popup style restaurant located after Crazy Beans standard hours. 4-10pm I think. So we actually wound up here because we ordered Chinease food next door. Glad we stopped in. The owner was so friendly and nice. She said the place was a concept from the old Maui Chop House from Rockypoint and her creation. Well let me tell you we ordered a small nibble of nachos with pulled pork and some teriyaki beef tacos. We figured since we ordered Chinease food next door for me and my husband. My kids would try some nachos and tacos. "Nope". We took a bite and left the Chinease food in the fridge for tomorrow's dinner. The Nachos were perfectly layered, with just enough slow cooked pulled pork that was delicious. The sauce on the nachos was a Must have and finished the plate perfect just enough to scrape the bottom. We will be back for more. Now for the Tacos, the teriyaki beef was amazing. My only gripe was with myself I should have ordered it with the pineapple or other fruit slaw. I ordered with the standard tomato lettuce. I think even though the taco was amazing the sweet slaw would have finished it just perfect. The sauce that came on the plate was amazing as well as the coconut rice I could eat a bowl of that just on its own. The prices are just right. I would say a great value for quality and taste. We will be back with the whole family to try a Bit of everything. Oops almost forgot to mention, the Hawaiian juice the owner gave us was crazy good. I want to try their Mai Tai's. See you soon THANKYOU for a Fun great food experience. :)

    Grilled Cheese and Waffle Fries
    Alexis F.

    Grabbed lunch to go from crazy beans today. I got a grilled cheese with tomato and waffle fries. I loved the thick sourdough the sandwich was on, it had a great crunch and tasted amazing! The inside of the restaurant is so cute with vintage signs and old magazine covers. Overall, a great takeout experience!

    Summer lobster specials.
    Wendy B.

    I've been hesitant about leaving this review. I know it's after Covid so maybe they're short staffed. I went here twice for breakfast when I was in New York. Both times I was there when they opened. The first time I went in and I was probably sat but it took 30 minutes for me to get just my coffee. Also I might want to say the waitress might want to reconsider the length of her skirt as when she bent over to get menus from podium you saw way too much. My food was good and she was kind enough to get me a to go cup for the rest of my coffee. The second time I went I had a different waitress and in about five minutes before opening they were putting tables outside. Once they were done putting the tables out I asked if I could sit there and the woman said that they were not open yet. I repeated and asked if I could just sit at the table that's outside. She said yes. Once they opened some people had went inside after me and they were served first. So again it took me almost 30 minutes just to get my coffee. The food was good But they really need to work on their organizational skills for their morning service

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    Alison A.

    Have been here several times, most of which without children. This week has been a crazy week with my son getting injured and then having surgery on his eye. Tuesday after the eye doctor appointment we stopped in because we had spent so long at the eye doctor before taking him to see a specialist that was recommended at that doctor... It was about an hour before they closed and I was worried that we would take up too much of their time because my kids were definitely overtired and I was overtired, hungry, not caffeinated... they were so amazing, helped keep my kids entertained, so I could eat, the food was amazing and a coffee was even more delicious. They were so kind to give my kids little bowls of whipped cream to keep them occupied until the food came out. completely wonderful staff. I will always be coming back here when I'm in the area (most likely next week when we revisit the eye doctor to check in post-op)

    Pulled pork

    Love this place. They have Delicious food and coffee! Love the caramel coffee. Plus I like that I can get it delivered if needed.

    Pumpkin iced coffee
    Christiana K.

    I can't say enough good things about Crazy Beans. I've been to their Miller Place, Stony Brook, and Greenport locations and I've had stellar experiences at all three. Across the board the service is fantastic-even on their busiest day. I'm a pumpkin coffee junkie and I was so pleased to see that they serve pumpkin flavored coffee even on the off season! Great food and coffee. I loved the retro diner vibe and how friendly and warm their staff is! Hands down my favorite local small business.

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    Jake O.

    Crazy Beans is a good place to eat. Out door seating, nice employees and good food. The atmosphere is very new age with some old classic signs thrown in there too. The servers always welcome you with a smile. However, if you're somebody who likes attentive waiters and waitresses; this place isn't for you. Once you order your drink and your food, they don't come back for a while until it's time to get the check. Perhaps this is more of a preference thing but I want my waiters checking in on me asking if I need more to drink, extra sauce, more napkins, etc. If you want to be left alone after you get your meal then this is the place for you but I personally don't like that the drinks are small and it feels like a hassle to get their attention just to get one more. This also because a question with tipping if they aren't checking up on you. The food is what's most important and it's almost always 10/10. I did ask for no avocado in my meal and and still got avocado which was disappointing to say the least but I still enjoyed what I ate. Overall, definitely recommend this place. I hope they move to a better location with more seating and also change their service techniques but it's still worth going and eating from.

    Huevos Locos Burrito
    Brittny O.

    I've ordered breakfast foods from a million different restaurants. This...this is the one. I have no idea what is in the Crazy Sauce, but I'm gonna need a Huevos Locos burrito every day for the rest of my life. (Pro tip, get extra sauce on the side and put it on your Loaded Homies, because those things are no joke.) The flavored lattes are delicious, especially the Toasted Marshmallow & Peanut Butter, though they could use another hit of the flavor. The sweetened iced tea is delish, just sweet enough to offset the savory breakfast, but not so sweet that you'll regret every decision before 10am. Fruit salad is nothing particularly special, but it's good, it's fresh, and it's nice to have when you've ordered every heavy item on the menu...don't judge me. Satisfy those cravings and enjoy breakfast again.

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    I always have a great experience. Food is always delicious and the coffee drinks are so delicious and fun! Wonderful service as well.

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