The burgers are fine (not amazing) and quite large (and messy) if you value quantity. Sides were fine. Service was okay. I can think of other places in this part of the city I'd rather go, but it's passable. Not much else to say. read more

Finally had breakfast at Darcy's, and it was great. Veggie omelet was filled with diced vegetables and the pancakes were light and fluffy! All around great food and good service and atmosphere. read more

Darcy's - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I can only attest to the breakfast, which is top notch. From lite fare to my favorite, the Denver Omelet, you will be very happy. Great service, great food and good prices! I don't give anything a 5 star unless I felt that I would have to buy the place, so Darcy's gets a solid 4. Highly recommend. read more

Good burger. Messy and yummy. I'd say 3.5, but then again I'm fussy :) read more

Darcy's - I'm done....can't finish it. I'm such a girl. - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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I live very close to this place. I've never thought of going in till yesterday. Five kids and myself sat at one of the long window bar tables. Waitress were prompt in taking our order and bringing waters even though they seems pretty busy. They do not have have a kids menu but prices were reasonable for small portions as well. Kids got peanut butter and jelly French toast!!!! Yumm! It was delicious! I got a breakfast burger which was the most amazing burger I have had in a very long time!!!! Fresh meat, fresh veggies, fresh bun! And it was huge! But oh so delicious!! Will be going there again! You cannot go wrong with friendly staff either!! read more

Darcy's - Breakfast burger! - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

All went downhill after Lauren (Chef) left. Her food was always made to perfection. Now the food is just eeehhh. Big portions but everything is either overcooked or under cooked. Please, please, please bring back Lauren! Pay her anything! I used to buy burgers for the family once a week. Now we don't even bother wasting our time. read more

The place is nice. I had the patty melt. The bread was really well done. I would like to comment on how the food was set. It was nice and I had no idea how the onions could be packed into that sandwich with a fine layer of skill. The place does lift the fact that one comes into the establishment for football to a high level. The pizza was nice, light, and fluffy. It is rather odd since the pizza that I had only possessed cheese and tomato. The service was top notch and I would recommend this place. read more

This place absolutely rocks! We love coming here for breakfast because the coffee is awesome! -get the stuffed French toast or the chicken fried steak with a side of biscuits and gravy. :) the cooks are quick and friendly. And the server Karen is always super sweet! Highly recommended :) :) read more

There have been changes made recently that included reducing portion sizes and making bloody Mary's with bath water. Service is horrible at best, prices are average, but not worth the guaranteed mediocrity of your dining experience. read more

This is a new favorite of mine. Ive only tried it for drinks and burgers. Third time here in a month though if that tells you anything. read more

Darcy's - 14 beers on tap! PLUS bottles. - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

This place is great! The servers are courteous, friendly, and informative. The food is savory and well prepared. The weekend menu is slightly different from the week day one, and be prepared to wait a little bit on Saturdays. read more

After experiencing rude and poor service many months back decided to try this place again hoping for improvement. The place was empty and still no service, plus the table was sticky dirty. read more

Great service, awesome value, and great drinks! We love the 1/2 cure with a mimosa for $12!!! Such a great deal!

Decent breakfast. Service in the morning is good. But they are pretty lazy at night. They wont make you food. Not even fried foods. There all about the lottery at night. Not really trying to make you anything. But the breakfast is pretty good. After 8 PM dont bother going for food read more

The bride and I met my brother and sister in law here for breakfast. The place is a bit of a boozer, that it has pretty good food was a surprise. Good friendly service, and the coffee was pretty darn good too. The location is a bit grunge, and parking in the rear means you are going to run the smoking gaunt. Based on the food and service, this place would rate 4+ stars. read more

The food should get a 5 star, but I rate it 4 because the service is hit and miss on certain days. I was a regular there and sometimes the waitresses didn't even recognize me. If you sit in the TV lounge even on not so busy days you have a 40% chance of being missed or forgotten. You just aren't in their line of site like by the bar, that is probably where most of the bad reviews are from, especially if you are the only group seated there. Also just bring the check up to the bar, so much faster and they prefer it that way FOOD!! You get sooo much food!!!! OMG it is crazy! 5 stars :) you get enough for 2 full meals. I love the Darcy's Scramble. I get it every time best hangover food ever! It is not fast food so you will be waiting a bit but it is worth it. If you are a healthy person not too many diet friendly meals here. Mostly greasy hangover food, and lots of it. The drink are not over poured. The Bloody Mary's are pricy, they are 4 stars but I have had better. As far as the place goes there is parking in back and a covered outdoor smoke are, like all Oregon bars they have a darkly not lit keno room. A full service bar. only a few booths in the main area. In the side area they have a huge TV room with 4 TV's playing different things. You can always ask the staff to change the channel if there is something you want to watch. Overall a good lazy Sunday place to hang out and just expect for things to take some time there. Not a speedy place. read more

Don't eat here. So I have been here a few times and it was ok so I stop in on a Saturday afternoon first I sit down at a uncleaned table and wait and wait when the waitress makes it over and says oh are you waiting of me to clean the table off now there were 3 other people in there she had to deal with so maybe she was just busy so she removes the coffee cup and I ask for water and would like to order. So After 10 min she brings water and I order a patty melt 20 mins. Later my order is sat down after 5 more min. I get silverware I take a bite and it so pink inside it's like it never got any heat inside so 5min. Later I ask to please have it cooked more and 19 mins. Later it is tossed down and it looks like a burnt pice of tire. I could snap it in half. And the waitress tells me "I don't care if you don't like it your paying for it anyway" she brings me the bill and there is a $7.00 charge for Recooking Fee + the price of the patty melt. When I say something about it she told me "Oh your not going to pay the bill I will just call the police" so after waiting 30min. For the police that never showed up I just paid the bill and walked out. In my whole live I never have even come close to the horrible treatment I received at this place my God read more

Went in last Sunday with 4 others for Breakfast. The food was FANTASTIC!! Not exactly "upper end" dining venue, but a nice neighborhood place to stop for a good meal. read more

My date and I had the best omelettes here in the whole damn world. Also, our waiter was nice, and incredibly charismatic and attentive. It was nice to see good service, especially since we came in kinda late at night and ordered breakfast food. I would definitely recommend this place to anyone who wants some awesome breakfast food at any time of the day. I can't speak for their burgers on account of being a vegetarian, but my roommate said they were pretty awesome, too. You can't really go wrong here. It's also got this ambiance that's so comfortable; and they kept playing these bad ass songs on the overhead, stuff from newer indie bands interspersed with fifties tunes (like the original Bobby Vinton rendition of "Blue Velvet") and some 80s stuff like Talking Heads. It was a fantastic experience. read more

Today is my first time havin Breakfast here so far so good. The service was great quite rekaxed place.....i would recommend this place for breakfast. read more

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I'll get back to this review later, but in general Darcies (thought it was Darcy's) is very tasty breakfast and bar food. Sure, its not the cleanest place in the city, but they are ten times the restaurant that Christies shoots for. read more

Solid burger and house cut fries. Not the best service, but it's a dive bar. Maybe it's too early for the server or maybe they thought it was too early for us (11AM), but the erroneous charge is too early for a first time visit. We will be back for the food, and hope the first mistake was innocent. read more

Darcy's I am over you for good! My husband broke up with you once before. We gave it a second, third and fourth chance and we are D-O-N-E! The first several times we ate here, we loved it. It's bar food but good burgers and breakfasts. About 4 weeks ago we stopped in around 5:30 for a burger and beer for the hubby. We were waited on by a lady we hadn't seen around before, there was a second lady walking around as well that we had never seen. There were only about 3 tables with patrons and about 4 people at the bar. It took a long time for someone to wait on us. Once our order was in we waited about 30-40 minutes for our food to arrive. Neither waitress ever came back to check on us. Just before we got our food one of the regular waiters/bartenders came rolling up in front of the door to the bar in a beat up car. As he door opened his car door a plume of smoke followed him out. He looked like he just came out of a bar from an all-niter. As the food arrived he came in the front door and walked past us. He smelled of unwashed hair, body, clothes, filthy ashtray and a shit ton of beer and booze. The 2 waitresses left without a word to anyone and he took up residence behind the bar. A guy came in and took a seat at a booth. He left 20 minutes later. Never waited on, never spoken to. At this point I was out of water and carried my glass up to the bar. The filthy bartender would not make eye contact, flirted with 2 gals at the cash register and there I stood for about 3 minutes. Finally he looked at me with a seething "what the fuck do you want?" look. I turned away and sat back down. Hubby and I decided to wolf down the rest of our food and get the hell out. We had just enough cash to leave to the bill...which by the way we never received, we did not leave a tip and left post haste. With all that, the burgers were not the same as they had been. Bad experience all around. It does no good to write to the owner, we have done that and no response. so here it is all my anger displayed in public. On a side note, Heather is a great waitress as well as one of the other gals who's name I can't remember but she always wears flannel shirts and stocking caps. They need to find a place that can appreciate the work they do. And to the waiter dude who rolled in on a drunk....take a freaking shower and wash your filthy clothes. read more

Hit or miss. They have one good cook who doesn't work there all the time. When he's there, the food is excellent. But lately, he hasn't been there the last two times we've gone. read more

SEPT 17TH 2011- I ordered the breakfast platter and what a waste of money that was. The potatoes were nasty and not cooked all the way and made me gag, the sausage was greasy, the biscuit was hard,and the eggs were greasy. A waste of $8.50 read more

Darcy's is a great dive. Strong pours etc. However, don't come in between 8:40 and 8:59pm and expect to get food because dude will avoid your table like the plague and then come over at 9:03 to take your order and tell you that the kitchen is closed when you ask to order food. read more

Al, Heather & Eddie are the best! This place can be awesome! Good inexpensive food and great drinks.

The short blonde lady is disrespectful !!! We will never come back too this bar! She has no manners and doesn't have any business being a waiter at such a good bar. The short blonde lady made no eye contact with us she was rushing us and did not even ask if we wanted water. Horrible service but it was a horrible lady so it makes sense !! The usual waiters at this restaurant are nice and friendly but that lady changed our experience at Darcy's. read more

When a friend was living around the corner from Darcy's last year, we went often - so often that he has a frequent guest card. I love their breakfasts. I wish they had Eggs Benedict, but I tried 3 or 4 different things on the breakfast menu and was never disappointed. read more

My experiences in North Portland have taught me that Darcies has some of the greatest hangover food in the world, especially if you're a University of Portland student. The apple pancakes are glorious on Sunday mornings, and the wait staff is really hospitable. I haven't been there in a few months, but it's one of my favorite breakfasts in Portland (as random as that may seem...it beats the place that just serves waffles; that's for sure). read more

I had been going to Darcy's for years. I recently decided to visit the old stomping ground. I decided to order some takeout to share with my coworkers and was sadly disappointed. We ordered Three different burgers. And none of us were satisfied. The blue cheeseburger was saturated in the blue cheese sauce and mayo which made the hamburger too soggy to eat which says a lot because the actual Patty was overcooked. Their barbecue burger had so much barbecue sauce it was also overcooked and soggy. The veggie patty was flavorless and we could not figure out whether or not it actually was a turkey burger. We asked for one of the burgers with no pickles and still got pickles on it. Our fries were cold and we didn't get any of the sides that we ordered. Darcy's is is not what it used to be. read more

The food is great, and the price is completely reasonable for the portion. About 9-11 bucks for giant burgers. There's video poker, a full bar, good seating and you can totally catch the Blazers game. Just don't expect service with a smile. read more

Of my 50 years on this planet, this blue cheese- bacon burger was the best of them all. Darcy's is a comfortable, hole in the wall, neighborhood kinda joint. Perfect for us. Grabbed a large booth by the window on a stormy spring Sunday and had a leisurely lunch w my man after tooling around NoPo for the morning. We will be back! Friendly staff and great food. read more

Great breakfast this morning! I had the Darcy Cure. Partner had the veggie omelette. Great job! Be sure to say hi to Laurie when you're there! We'll be back! read more

The best frozen french fries in the history of the world. I crave their fries. So clean, it's like they use a fresh batch of oil for every order. The exact, perfect same every time. No joke. Breakfast is great, expect a crowd on weekend mornings. PDX police frequent this place on weekdays, and I think they know what's good. Burgers, caesar salad, taco salad: very good. I'm a biscuit/gravy snob and give it 3 stars 'cause I've had my share here but cut back on the salty broth/bouillon/whatever. It's less of a "bar" bar than places down the street but u can breathe. Those french fries... read more

Well breakfast is NOT huge shareable portions as previous reviews indicated. Home fries are shriveled and dry, breakfast scramble is 2 eggs at best with measly portion of vegetables. Pancakes were ok, sausage too, although server forgot to bring sides of sausage and bacon. However, when reminded brought them right away. Service was fine, no problems there. read more

I don't go to Darcy's very often. And the couple times I've gone it's been okay. The burgers are good. The amount of food is decent. However I must say the service absolutely sucks. Today (06/12/15) I really wanted a burger. I went to all my go to places they were busy or closed. So I came in. I ordered the ultimate burger lettuce only with fries. It wasn't even busy maybe 10 people max. I got my order. I was really hungry and just left. Sure that's my fault for not checking. When I got home waiting to eat my long awaited burger. I opened the container and dug in. I realized there was no egg no ham no lettuce. And I realized in wasn't my burger. I then realized I got tater tots instead of fries. So as for me Darcy's is a major miss. read more

If you enjoy seeing the red font and negative calories on your myfitnesspal app, sighing, calling yourself a fat piece of s*it as you slowly drift into a cold, sleepless (and for some reason, wet?) oblivion after you eat your dinner then.... this is the place for you. read more

I've only been at night; never in the morning for their breakfasts. This place is good but definitely not the same without their old bartender, Al. Still serve the Al's special - four drinks in one. The food is pretty good, especially for a bar. Big TV if you want to watch a game or something. read more

Went there for breakfast on 7/30. The place was empty other than 1 other table. I was greeted quickly and efficiently. I ordered biscuits and gravy along with a side of bacon. It appeared to me that the server was also the cook. While it did impact the amount of time to get my order, it was still relatively fast. I found the place to be lacking any sort of charm and I wished the server/cook had been a tad friendlier. On to the food. The positive: the bacon was perfectly cooked-crisp and delicious. The negative: the biscuits and gravy. Both of these items had a sweet taste to them- which I don't care for. I prefer my biscuits to hold up under the onslaught of gravy- did not happen. I also prefer a sausage gravy to hearty with deep levels of flavor. Both were disappointing. Was hoping to find a gem in the Kenton neighborhood, but Darcy's did not deliver. read more