You know you're in a good Chinatown restaurant when you're the only two non-Chinese people eating in it amidst a crowd of locals who all seem to know each other, despite an event going on outside that's drawing a bazillion people of all backgrounds to the area. Full Kee is That Restaurant. There is nothing remotely "touristy" about it, in fact from the outside it looks like a dive, it's not on a fancy block and the guy is cooking the food in the front window. But the food is good and plentiful, and the atmosphere is friendly with the wait staff busily chatting in Chinese with regular customers, parents bringing in cute little kids, and a good view of the fellow in the window (in the front of the top floor dining room) cooking up interesting-looking grub. There is a slightly fancier-looking dining room downstairs where some people who had reservations were being ushered, but I was very happy to be seated in the main room which is basically no-frills lunch joint, because that's where all the action was going on.
DON'T order from the menu. It has about 200 dishes in it and when you're hungry, do you really feel like reading all that? I know I don't. DO order from the 15 or so dishes posted on the wall, which are helpfully translated into English, contain a good gamut of beef, fish, seafood, duck and frog (yes, frog) choices, run between 12 and 18 dollars and serve 2 ordinary people or 1 really hungry person. Or order off the little congee card menu if you're brave enough to try stuff like "pig's blood" as an ingredient. Or skip the menu entirely and just ask for "Shrimp dumpling noodle soup" as half the restaurant was doing. We weren't in a soup mood so ordered some duck and seafood dishes off the wall and were very happy with them. One of the few times in DC I've had duck with an actual meaty, tender, slightly fatty texture unlike pieces of duck-flavored cardboard box. The meat and sauces were just flavorful enough without being so fatty/ greasy as to require an antacid for dessert.
As for the service and the restrooms, they're quite functional as long as you remember you're in a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown DC, not at the Ritz-Carlton. Set your expectations accordingly and you will be fine. The service is actually reasonably efficient because the place gets busy and needs to get people in and out relatively quickly, so it doesn't help them to keep you waiting for food or the check because that's not freeing up the table for the next people coming in. At the same time I didn't feel like they were in a hurry to push us out the door like I do at some places. So DO feel free to have a Tsing Tsao beer and just relax about the whole thing. Unfortunately I work clear over on the other side of town or I would probably pop in here for lunch more regularly, but we will definitely go back on a weekend to try some noodly goodness. I'd take this place over a chain any day.
And yes, they do take Visa and Mastercard now, as shown by the big credit card stickers on their door, though we paid in cash anyway. They'll also make your food for carryout - just order at the counter. read more