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    Gordo Ninos

    4.5 (69 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 am - 7:00 pm

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    W.a.B. Special with Brussel sprouts (V)
    Leila M.

    The food at this place is soo yum! Located in a gas station, this hidden gem is definitely worth checking out for their "lean sauce" they add to the food!

    Pastor Killa-Dilla's are the BOMB. The purple lean sauce is delicious as well. Don't be thrown off by it being in a gas station.
    Shay S.

    This place is world class! Some of the best quesadillas I've ever had. Don't be deterred by it being in a gas station.. it's worth it.

    Machete-Rito Burrito
    Jessica S.

    Yall! I saw the chef on Fox 26 news with Ruben for being nominated for top chef, I had to try his food, and woah, very impressed!! The Chips are so crunchy and crispy with the perfect amount of seasoning! The Salsa has some spice to it and when I put some on my Machete-Rito Burrito, jaw dropped! The Queso is cheesy, cheesy, my jaw also dropped when I put it on my Machete-Rito Burrito! The Guacamole is creamy, has the perfect flavor and you already know that my jaw dropped when I put it on my Machete-Rito Burrito! Now to the main event, the Machete-Rito Burrito! Holy smokes,it is absolutely incredible! Order it and I cannot wait to try more food!!

    Pastor Taco
    Abby C.

    Discovered them through taste of the town and finally got to go to their current location. The owner and staff are so great! They're definitely known for their lean sauce and for the best reason!

    Chicken Taco al Pastor Taco
    Prarthana P.

    they forgot my elote in my pickup order :( other than that great food!! tasty and the quesadilla and burrito were good portions. the street tacos were a tad smaller than i'm used to for the price. it was on the greasier side but well seasoned and filling. the salsas were reallyyyy good.

    Inverted Pastor Burrito (secret menu)
    Reece T.

    food is amazing spliffs and pastor tacos are a staple and you definitely need to check out the secret menu at gordo ninos

    Mitad Fries
    Alyssa L.

    Stopped here for my lunch break! The tacos were okay but the mitad fries were crazy good! It was half carne asada half chicken and each bite was perfectly drenched in queso and the creamy purple sauce and seasoned very well. The guy working at the front of the counter was kind and helpful and everyone in the kitchen looked like they were having a great time. The options for drinks and snacks were endless, we will be coming back for another cheat day!

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    Splif tacos are amazning, elote is great and i know the lean sauce can be a daunting purple but it has amazing flavor.

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    Recently visited this place on our ride down to Kemah. I can't co-sign that these the best tacos but I definitely grade them as decent.

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