Stop! Put down the…read morelatte, text your catty, break-up prone friend later -- she'll still be at the salon getting her overprocessed hair did anyway... Press rewind for a moment on the DVD that is your life. Stop at age six. Mom is telling you to eat your Flintstone's chewable vitamins, so that someday you'll be big and strong like Popeye, or... I dunno... Fred Flintstone? Now press play, and watch the video from age six until now. Oh, honey... That's a LOT of coffee, candy, and sleeping well past midnight, isn't it... And you're NOT Popeye yet, are you ("thank goodness," said my normal chin and forearms). Don't blame mum -- she was only trying to help. And don't blame the chewable vitamins -- you're the one who doesn't eat one every day, right? And you're also the one who has the live fast, die young mentality, aren't you, Mister or Miss "I never met licorice, liquor, or lips I didn't like..." Okay, maybe it's really just me, trying ever so hard to make it look like I'm not alone in growing up to become a scrawny, 105 lb twig. It's not too late, whether your twenty two or a hundred and fifty two! Come to Total Nutrition! Leroy Colbert, the owner and former professional bodybuilder, is the COOLEST man on the planet (take THAT, Fonzie). His entire shop is plastered with autographed photos of the various body builders and celebrities he's met throughout his life, including Arnold "Let's Castrate California" Schwarzenegger and Mike "Let Me Eat Your Children" Tyson. Mr. Colbert's knowledge of nutrition is immense, and he's incredibly discreet and non-critical when offering you advice on what kinds of powders, vitamins, or shakes you should drink, either to gain or lose weight -- or turn yourself into a surefire winner at Muscle Beach. "Stop running so much, and pick up a dumbbell, dumbbell..." He has bar stools set up at his sales counter for whenever you want to shoot the breeze or talk smack about GNC and the Vitamin Shoppe. If you've got time on your hands in your busy day or are chronically unemployed, Mr. Colbert can entertain you all day long with fascinating stories about the community, sports, or how our country has lost its way (you young punk ;-P). It's like being in a hardware store talking to the man behind the counter while your dad shops for drills. Except instead of drills, you're looking at pills and herbal diet teas and chalky candy bars that are supposed to turn you into He-Man or She-Ra. Prices are reasonable, too -- much less than you'd pay for something less effective at a chain vitamin shop or a Rite Aid. Plus Monsieur Colbert will threaten to kick your ass if you don't do what he says! Best store, EVER. Oh, if you ARE a hundred and fifty two, please make sure to visit the Guinness World Record people -- AFTER you come to Total Nutrition, of course. I think my chest and arms are getting bigger already! Maybe? No? Give me time, baby. By the way, I think you accidentally pressed pause on your life-DVD. You had the COOLEST mullet in high school. Who are those losers you're with? Do yourself a favor -- don't let them get any closer than Facebook range now, sweetie.

This my favorite place to buy my gym needs Super good…read moreservice also very friendly and cheap prices!

I just learned today that curbside pick up was an available service for moms, whose children fall…read moreasleep in the car and don't want to disturb them or just for when you don't want to leave your car. Leyla was so great over the phone, she helped me shop for the items I needed and brought it right to my car. I've always loved this place for their fresh produce and great customer service. Thank you again Leyla

I can't express how great i am for this place and team From…read moreall the location this location has been most welcoming and provides great customer service. leyla is so nice and professional. she can really make this store run perfectly. helping so many people and her team at once multi tasking. love it I recommend everyone to come in and give this location a try. gr ea fruit and Wic services as well. i dot have to be looking for the item like in the stores. The team here just gets it done fast. and who can go wrong with the extra help of the Ebt program very greatful for it...

I mean it's a beautiful, expensive, California grocery store. Everything is perfect inside. There…read moreare no carts, you can be handed a basket if you need one and the aisles are very narrow in comparison to other grocery stores. Like these are one way aisles pretty much unless you are a California size -1. I'm old fat and cranky so parking is the biggest concern of mine and I actually googled which is the Erewhon with the least hassle free parking and this one came up and it's true. There is 90 minute free parking and it's not exactly simple. You have to get a ticket and then you may be double parking someone inside and you have to give some people your keys so if they have to move your car you can't they can. They held onto my keys but did not move my car so I didn't tip them. I wasn't expecting to tip when I went to a grocery store. There's more than one business in the plaza so I think they're employed by them so just be prepared with that and have cash on hand. I did not get the Hailey Bieber smoothie although I was tempted. I've heard mixed reviews and I know it's very expensive and I did not want to spend that kind of money on a smoothie. I didn't like. I did end up getting a bottled peanut butter smoothie and that one cost $14 and it was really delicious. It tasted healthy, but it was really good. I also got some vanilla chai crisps that are in the back corner by the freezer section and those are delicious as well. Those were $6.99 for a bag and honestly, I thought that was reasonable. I did get a strawberry cream dessert. It's all natural and I think vegan or something or other. I don't know. It was really good, from the few bites I had I was going to save it and it melted in my car so hopefully it will taste good tomorrow even if it's not in the shape originally was. I also got some Keylime and Meyer lemon tarts. I tried the lemon one they should be refrigerated which I did not know until I tried to eat them. The lemon one was good. I have not tried the lime one yet. I ended up spending $44 on five items. I just went there to say I've gone there. Would I go there regularly if there was one available to me probably not but I would go occasionally. It just seems now that it's a lot of content creators or people who want to see content creators, or people we're just going there is a tourist. I can't imagine anyone doing their weekly shopping here.

Ah yes, the famous smoothie for $20, you people disgust me. Anyway I came in and got the smoothie…read moreand some Mac and cheese. Smoothie had good flavor, strawberry taste to it. Overall it was above average. The Mac and cheese was mid if I do say so myself, had little bitty specs of cheese and the overall flavor was mediocre. End of the day I would not come back. Hailey Bieber Smoothie: 7.9 Mac And Cheese: 6.8

It is expensive but that is what this place is for. You go there to buy silly things at crazy…read moreprices. As a dad I had to take my daughter there because some celebrity has a smoothly there. Upon walking in the place was packed. The people at the door seemed to genuinely smile and greet our group. We ordered some smoothies and bought some organic candy while we waited. The smoothies were ok, my daughter really liked it but I think she is biased. And the organic gummy bears were alright. Like I can still finish a bag but still tastes a little weird. My kid gave a gross face when she tasted. I'll be back to maybe try another smooth but I won't bring my young son, he lost it when he saw $30 water.

This is a larger one. But the same thing goes for this one as I would say for any other Erwhon:…read more Just another overpriced Erewhon. To be fair, the prepared food is pretty good and it's clean with a nice ambience. The service is usually pretty good as well. The downside is that it's very very very very overpriced. I don't like using repetition of words like this, but in this case, I think it's relevant. It's nice in terms of window shopping but most things in there I would never buy because they are not worth the price in my opinion.

Juan is an amazing helper, had me zooming everywhere making my shopping convenient and fast ,…read moreamazing service!

Juan was wonderful, nice ,kind and very helpful, we love this store in Granada hills but the most…read morewe love people working here .

If your need the right vitamins this is the perfect place, Dimitri and the staff are always…read morereassured to help your and recommend what exactly we need

I love this store...imo the best in the Valley. I get all of my favorite and quality ensured…read morevitamins and even health food!!! A must visit!!!

A great, clean, satisfying option to accompany a workout. My husband is much better about going to…read moreEquinox so he makes sure he get a Muscle Up pretty much as often as he can. He's very particular about his protein drinks so this is a huge compliment. There are a good amount of options like açaí bowls and juices as well The staff is super friendly and helpful. The bar is always clean and organized. Be sure to stop by for an energy lift!

I come here often after gym. Very nice friendly staff, delicious shakes & good selection of…read morepackaged goods. Fit Frappe is my new go to smoothie. Both coffee and protein! Can't beat it

Wonderful caring people who honestly seek your best health. You will receive…read morePersonalized expert help from extremely Knowledgeable staff.

Excellent customer service!! Very knowledgeable staff!! Our go-to for supplements!! They carry a…read morecouple brands that are in chiropractic and Naturopathic Doctor's offices that are not in Sprouts or Whole Foods. Other than vitamins and supplements, they have hair and face products.

Had a meeting here last Wednesday, this is my first time in this area as I usually just pass…read morethrough to get to LA. I didn't get to browse the grocery section, you order in the main area and you pick up the food when it's ready in the back area where their kitchen is. Seating is mostly outside but there are 2 4top tables inside so we sat inside by the corner. I got a latte and an avocado egg sandwich. They have a lot of sandwiches available as well as options by the counter if you want pick up some pastries or food to go. I had my egg over easy and it was very good with the bread and avocado. The sandwich is filling that I only ate half and saved the other half for later. I also loved the side salad that comes with it. Nice area, lots of parking on a weekday morning, they also have other restaurants in the same lot. They also have charging stations in the lot.

Love their spicy fried chicken sandwich and fries! The store is really cute too but is a little…read morepricey. Be sure to check out the sandwich counter in the back!

This is a little hidden paradise...As I come from a place where we crave natural, this is the place…read moreto find every natural product you can imagine to fulfill your needs... the customer service is great, the energy is relaxing, it is worth coming in if you choose the natural lifestyle path!