There are some interesting dishes, but also glaring service misses for this price point. If you are looking for the best French food in D.C., go to Convivial. If you want a trendy night with lots of foie gras, go here. Perhaps these are opening glitches. We could have forgiven all issues noted below, had we not been made to feel bad and guilty for inquiring about our missing dessert (read below).
Food: Desserts and bread are great. That is a credit to Boulangerie Christophe, which is fantastic. Now apps. The foie gras beignet was innovative. The salmon and octopus were winners. Not particularly creative but a great combination of flavors, assuming you enjoy salmon and octopus. The entrees were a step down. The sweetbreads were good, with a nutty taste, although the edge could be crispier. The beef matelote was as if a beef stew fell into an olive bar. It's off putting, unless you really like olives. The branzino is fine and cooked well with a crispy skin, but nothing unique about the flavor profile, except that foie gras is thrown on top (if you call that unique). The risotto, sadly, was mediocre, not nearly as creamy as we all expected. But the diner eating the Saint-Pierre liked it ("light").
Service: The staff is nice. The front of house (host) is especially fantastic and polite. The wait or food service staff was good, but raw around the edges for this price point. For example, they emphasize we order the entire meal at once, including dessert. It makes for a less enjoyable evening when you have to forecast how filling the food will be and decide what desserts you want. If they want to force you to do a prix fixe, then do that. Don't call your menu a la carte but pressure an early order. The forcing of an early order is especially odd given the staff forgot to and never asked us for our coffee order. What's more, when diners at the end of entrees asked to order drinks with the dessert, the sommelier did not show up for a while, until after the desserts had been finished.
More rough spots. Our server didn't accurately write down our order. He had some excuse about having to rush from another table. But to his credit, he came back to the table to confirm the order. Except he confirmed the order at one side of the table, which was not in tune with what desserts the other side ordered (there were duplicate dessert orders that he missed). So, some desserts did not arrive. Still, not a problem. We raised the oversight with the server. We expected some apology or point about miscommunication, and a nice discussion about what dessert we could still order. It would have been very easy to fix. Instead, the server melted away friendliness, and became very defensive. He insisted that was why he came back to the table and repeated the order to us. It was, in other words, the diners' fault. Nevermind that he repeated much of it to one end of the table, not the other side (it's loud). He did not offer to put the dessert order in, and explain it might be a wait, or suggest other options. Just defensive. No attempt at a remedy. It was shocking. We felt like he was scolding us. We felt attacked, and didn't know what to do and said, it's fine. Even if the client is wrong or misremembers, great service does not seek blame, but instead thinks of how to salvage things.
Sadly this was a theme. When one visibly pregnant diner asked if items were pasteurized, the service staff just said "probably not" or "probably," but did not offer to ask the kitchen, as every other restaurant does. When the same pregnant diner asked if the foie gras could be served on the side of the branzino (rather than on top), the server suggested she slide it off. Moreover, when one diner asked for more bread, we were informed it was an upcharge, but they didn't actually know the cost of the upcharge. And instead of bringing a few more slices, they asked if we want 2 or 4 slices, as if we were at grandma's deli. Are we actually spending $41 on a small bowl of risotto and then paying for each slice of bread? C'mon.
In an interview with Eater, the chef said, "I don't think there's a French restaurant like this in D.C....They're gonna be able to try the real flavor from France, for people who don't have a chance to go to France. That's what I'm excited about,' said Epié." If by the "true flavor" he meant service that departs from the American standard that the customer is always right, then that is spot on.
Ambiance: 4 stars. Wonderful modern, room, with good colors. But some details were overlooked. We had a wobbly table that we had to point out to the staff. (Although they replaced it quickly.) A light above one of the diners was flickering. All of us agreed the bathrooms were very cold. It's unclear if that's because they're in the basement, or poorly designed, or meant to be cold to keep bathroom visits short and people flowing. Oddly, the stall doors open out and hit someone if they are washing their hands. Again, just oversight in design. read more