I actually went to the Lisa's by the Target and the Goodwill but whatever. Like Joe A, I made an account here just to tell everyone how shitty this place is. My experience is really bad and I think it actually might top all the other ones here.
I went there cuz my friend said they have cheap haircuts and $1 tips. The first time I went in, this asian lady fucked up my haircut by shaving the strip of hair above my ears totally bald, on both ears. Let me just ask you something, why would you assume somebody wants their hair cut like that? Hair above the ears bald? Who the FUCK does their hair like that? So I go inside my car and I'm like "FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!", and I'm practically crying. You know that feeling where you realize the next month of your life is ruined, and thinking about it more doesn't help because you realize you're still fucked. Like Jen said, every time I looked at the"mistake", you could add horror music.
Great, so there goes a month where I couldn't t get laid if I tried cuz I look like a total fag and that's how long it takes to grow back. A hot girl even pointed it out once. A hoodie wouldn't cover it up.
But I'm a nice guy and I believe in people, so I went back and told this asian lady cutting my hair that I don't want the hair above my ears shaved bald. I explain it to her for like 2 minutes JUST TO MAKE SURE she got it. She even expressed that she understood by looking at me, nodding, and saying "ok". But then she FUCKS IT UP AND SHAVES THE HAIR BALD, and I'm like WTF, you SAID YOU UNDERSTOOD, BITCH!!!!!!!!!. So she was obviously lying about understanding my instructions which is fucked up not that she cares. But it gets worse...
Since I wasn't experienced enough at life and I had too much faith in people, I went there again. Of course I told them not to cut the hair above my ears bald, They didn't care. Same shit happened. They acted like they understood, and lied, because they only want your money and are afraid to admit that they don't know more than two words of english. These people seriously made me become racist against asians. They're assholes. Every time I went there it was the same: I explained what NOT to do, in great detail, for two minutes, in the simplest terms, they pretend they understand, they casually speak chinese to their asian lady coworker friend while they're cutting my hair, then they shave my hair above the ears bald. I even had a vibe that while they were speaking chinese to eachother, they were talking about fucking up my hair Like "heheh this is gonna be good watch what I do to this white boy". I mean, it DID happen three times in the exact same order, that is, shaving the hair above my ears bald right after the casual chinese talking.
All the visits together added up to like 4 months where I couldn't get laid if I wanted to cuz I had to wait for the baldness to grow back. I mean I was 20 when I went there, don't they think I care about getting laid? Anyway, I might go there some day to give them one more chance, but if they make my hair above the ears bald again, I'm just gonna flip them off. I'm gonna flip them off, not pay, and walk out. I'm serious, I've been a little pussy the other times by paying the money and not complaining, but next time I'm gonna beat some ass.
Anyway, don't be afraid to push over a table or blow up in their faces or anything. Most of them deserve it and they know they do, except maybe that young, tall, sorta hot sorta fobbish asian girl that works there, she probably knows some english and doesn't seem like a giant asshole. read more