My boyfriend and I stayed at Secrets Akumal from July 9-13 while attending a friend's wedding. I will not be reviewing any of the wedding details here, so my review is purely from a typical guest's standpoint.
--Grounds: This place is spotless. Everything was beautiful and impeccably well-maintained. The pools were very clean and it was rare that we saw any finished food trays or drink glasses around, so the maintenance staff is really on top of their game.
--Pools: 3 pools, each with its own "theme": a quiet pool, a party pool (with swim up bar) and a regular pool. We had no problem finding good seating at any of the 3 pools and we were all able to find loungers together, which was great for our large group of 10-15 people.
--Beach and snorkeling: The beach was beautiful! I LOVED that you could go get your snorkeling gear without having to join a tour. We went out in the ocean and I saw at least 4 huge sea turtles having their lunch, along with a ray and some enormous fish!
--Food: A wide variety of food choices. The bar food at the pool was great! The Market Cafe breakfast buffet is AMAZING. The Mexican restaurant was --ironically-- our least favorite. At the restaurants, your glass is never empty! I definitely do not recommend giving in to the (rather aggressive) upselling on the wines. Service in all restaurants was very good. That said, the food was not as good as at Paradisus. Also, none of the restaurants were able to accommodate our whole party. We had 12 people and even when we called ahead, we were told that they would have to split us up. We really didn't understand why they would seat 10 of us, but absolutely refused to allow us to squeeze in 2 more, when there was definitely room at the table both times.
--Dress code: It was VERY hot and most of the restaurants require long pants for men. My boyfriend did not anticipate that they would need long pants and collared shirts, so he ended up wearing the same pair of pants every night for dinner and running back and forth to the room to change before and after dinner. If he had not brought his jeans, he wouldn't have been allowed to go to any of them! In the buffet building, men can't wear sleeveless shirts, but women can wear a bathing suit as long as it has a coverup over it, which isn't very fair, either.
--Room service: Relatively quick and very good food.
--Entertainment: There was a lot to do here, which was nice, and also a lot of different types of seating, so our large group didn't have a problem hanging out together. Things wind down around 12:00-1:00, so there isn't a huge nightlife scene, but that is ok because we were getting up pretty early to enjoy the day.
--Service: Staff were kind, attentive and made you feel at home. One comment: Unlike many other all-inclusive, giving the servers good tips doesn't seem to increase the quality of service. We felt that the service could have been stepped up a bit considering we were taking good care of our servers. There are concierges to help you in every building and the phones all have speed dial and the staff on the other end are very helpful.
--Bars: There were many and the quality was consistent. However, you had to ask for double strength drinks, as they were quite weak. Also, the beer was never actually cold and the beer variety was tiny so if you are a beer aficionado, you may want to find a different drink of choice for the week.
--Room: . The large Jacuzzi tub was nice and worked well. WARNING: My friend got her hair caught in the jets and had she not been able to turn them off with her foot, she could have drowned! Pull your hair back if you are planning on using the Jacuzzi. There is really no privacy at all; there is a curtain separating the Jacuzzi from the bedroom, so if anyone is changing or showering, you can see EVERYTHING. The door on the bathroom doesn't really serve a purpose, since you can see through the area with the curtain. The shower door isn't frosted, so you are completely exposed, too. Worst of all, the toilet door is frosted glass and even though you can't be seen, you can be heard and you have no feeling of privacy while using the toilet. We also felt that the room was pretty loud. We could hear the people next door at times, could hear doors slam, could hear room service carts, and whenever the people above us flushed the toilet or used the tub, we could hear the pipes draining. Note: The TV is a smart TV, which is cool. You can use the internet and access schedules, etc. on it. Channel 14 is a straight-up porn station and seems to be a running joke between guests and staff. We thought this was pretty funny.
--Wifi and Connectivity: Definitely download the app on your phone; you can access the daily schedule and order anything you need from housekeeping. Excellent wifi connectivity throughout the entire resort.
Overall, we had a great time and would consider a Secrets property for future vacations. read more