Great breakfast spot. Service is quick and food comes out hot...fast. Try the eggs Benedict. Superb.

Kitschy little restaurant that has made a name for itself with its funny name. Terrific service, expansive menu, and solid country cookin' make it stand out as more than just a name. Whether you are in the mood for breakfast or Greek or anything in between you will find it here - for cheap! Bonus points for selling beer (though not on Sunday...silly SC blue laws) . read more

I ordered a salad. Finally came when everyone else was finished eating. Clearly, I sent it back. A salad should be the first thing out. Get it together. If they would have said it was some magical salad that took time for a wizard to prepare I would have simply ordered a gyro and scraped it off the pita. Will NEVER come back for squat. read more

S and G has a lot of very good qualities about it. But the most glaringly obvious, you ask? Has to be open 24 hours of operation, considering the location it is in, is like going on a camping trip and coming across Ray's Rib Shack just made that up) in the middle of the Ozarks. OK, not that far fetched, but I am a NYC guy and have traveled enough to know, its just not common place to have a 24 hour, full menu, dining establishment available. Its crazy. The food is simple and very good, the owner is Greek, so there is a variety of such delectable's. Mix in some country fair of pulled pork, mac and cheese, fried chicken these are dinner menu options. Breakfast has great options, waffles, eggs Bennie (love them). Additionally, there are pasta dishes, fish options, salads, special sandwiches (get the grilled prime rib melt!) and desserts. To harp at the geographics again, this place is not exactly on any relative, or close association of Main Street's and the menu is loaded, hours are, did I mention 24 hours? read more

I was really excited to try out this place because of the reviews but was disappointing. I had a Greek omelet with the fried potatoes. We went around 10 in the morning but for some reason the potatoes were not fresh at all, tasted a day old. The omelet was odd, it had veggies and feta but no flavor. It seems there was no seasoning whatsoever. For Greek I expected a lot more since they had other Greek items. The service was a bit on and off and felt ignored most of the time. read more

Funny name, cutesy decor, but the food is really not good at all. The chicken tenders were... okay, but the green beans were borderline inedible (my girlfriend described them as "insultingly bad"). All 3 of us in our party thought that the food was not good and was overpriced. Also... the waitresses are rude and act like it's the biggest chore in the world to be waiting on you, like they're angry that you had the gall to come in to their restaurant and order food. I absolutely do not recommend this place. Yes, it's got kitschy decor. Yes, it's got a silly name. Yes, there's a creepy mannequin, a singing deer head, and a bunch of goofy sayings on the wall, and it all comes together to give the place a certain "charm"... but charm only goes so far when the food sucks. There's a Jamaican place next door. We all wish we would've gone there instead. read more

Had a local recommend this place, which usually works out for us. This time it did not. Went for lunch with a party of 6, and I won't go again. Half of the party thought their food was decent (just ordered sandwiches). My sister ordered the chicken parm sandwich and it was inedible and my shrimp and grits were aweful. The service was also awful. The waitress had a big attitude problem, spilled a drink on 3 of us, when someone asked for lemons for their water she rolled her eyes grabbed 3 lemons and threw them in the water cup. read more

Squat n Gobble is the place to go for the locals of Bluffton. The wait staff and food were great. The breakfast served all day is good. It's the perfect place to go when you're hungry and want some good home cooking. You know it's casual when the napkins are washcloths. Squat n Gobble is a great place to stop and grab a meal. read more

The pancakes here are nice and airy, the eggs taste absolutely delicious and its obvious that they aren't mass produced like at a fast food chain. Good environment, and the workers are friendly, though the food here isn't the best I have ever had, it is still quite filling. read more

The Squat "n" Gobble is a destination restaurant in the Bluffton / Hilton Head South Carolina area. Known to many locals as a 5 STAR breakfast joint (Walter did have a wonderful breakfast circa 2002), the Squat "n" Gobble is fantastic for lunch or dinner. Jules and Walter had a late lunch just the other day. Jules had a burger, fries, Diet Pepsi. Walter had crab cakes, onion rings and Diet Pepsi. Note: the yelp map is off by about 5 miles !!! The Squat "n" Gobble is located in Old Town Bluffton. read more

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Great down home country place for a quick breakfast! Typically a place that is always on the list. Staff are friendly, efficient and food is out before you know it. COVID restrictions are a little lax with spacing but otherwise good. read more

Not bad for a simple little place that serves mainly plain sandwiches and sides. Good service, family place, many good deserts and very reasonably priced read more

Not my favorite place. If you want a cheap diner breakfast in an oddly decorated building with rude waitresses then this place for you. My father in law loves this place (he likes that sort of thing I guess lol) so I've gone a few times. I do get the Greek omelette minus the gyro meat. I ask for spinach with mine. My kids get pancakes and the cook makes them Mickey Mouse shapes, which of course they love. Not much else to it though. read more

I had just moved to Bluffton from Massachusetts where my favorite places were unpretentious diners or local mom and pop kind of places. I wanted a southern fix of local food. This place fit the bill. The name "Squat and Gobble" definitely adds to the charm. The Waitstaff is friendly and attentive, food is fast, delicious and fits anyone's budget. The atmosphere with the singing deer or the "hostess" greeting you at the front door ;-) makes this place a weekly favorite! read more

I've loved this place since the first time I went there 30 years ago! If you're looking for a local dive style restaurant this is exactly the right place. Personally I think breakfast is what they do best and it never disappoints. The staff is friendly and they never let my coffee cup run dry! read more

Awesome, kitschy little joint off the Bluffton Pkwy that's open 24-7 and serves a great mix of Greek and southern fare (odd mix, right? but good food!). You'll find everything from a late night (early?) breakfast crowd stopping in after bar hopping, to businessmen lunching, to bikers and grandmothers alike meeting up over a meal. I have been for lunch before and everyone enjoyed their meals. I stopped in over the Fourth of July weekend for breakfast; it was hot, tasty, fresh and inexpensive. Pay at the counter after you're finished eating, just tell 'em your table number. read more

We finally tried this restaurant today after talking about it for awhile. Getting seated was a little weird. There's a sign up sheet then you have to wait outside, there were 4 of us and plenty of tables available. It just leaves you feeling like perhaps they forgot to check the list. we received our drinks timely, but never the onion rings we ordered. The food was okay: Hangover Special, Country fried steak, pancakes, bacon, and grits. Not one person checked on us after we received our food. When there was an interaction after we were finished eating, the waitstaff was rude. We tried it, that was enough. It was a weird disappointing experience. read more

I was hungry for breakfast and this place looked like a good place. Immediately I felt like this is where locals like to eat which is what I love when I'm visiting from out of town. The wait staff seated me promptly and were above average in friendliness. The menu was much more extensive than expected. When I eyed the "chicken fried steak" I was sold! The food was very good and the atmosphere great. I will ad that I was visiting from the west coast and Bluffton is a very pretty place and the people are quite hospitable and polite. When I visited Fort Pulaski outside Savannah the next day, I saw that some quarters were furnished with furniture purloined from Bluffton during the Civil War. read more

The name and decor are by far the best thing about this place. The service is okay. THe service is quick, and the food is meh. Grits were HORRIBLE!! pancakes were good. Eggs weren't seasoned enough and they overcooked them. But by far the thing I found most annoying. I was dining with my guy friend and I asked for the check and when the waitress goes to give the check she shoved is in my male friends face. Doesn't put it in the middle of the table, doesn't give it to me since i'm the one who asked for it, but literally has the check waving in my guy's face. I might be a southern thing that guys always pay or something, I dunno, but found it incredibly dated and rude. read more

If you want a plain old good breakfast, this is a good place to have it. Nothing fancy but pretty good and reasonable. We'll be back.

The food was good but 2 of the 3 staff was NOT friendly at all. Borderline rude. Most likely won't be back.

Great place to grab breakfast or lunch. Omelettes, pancakes and home fries are to die for. The full size club is also very good. Great local flavor and a definite must. read more

Best breakfast in Bluffton. Always delicious. Very affordable and friendly staff. Will continue to eat here.

Best breakfast in bluffton! They have a huge menu with lots of great options! The decorations are what you might call unique. Get there early though because they are always busy! read more

Came here on vacation between savannah and hilton head. Staff was very friendly and food was fast and delicious. Prices are very good. Come people watch "the locals" favorite spot. read more

Enjoyed my breakfast of The Hangover Cure. Grits were very creamy with a little of everything on top. Coffee was plentiful and staff was friendly, efficient and available. Decor was fun and relaxed like my visit. Don't be discouraged by parking because just a spin around the block spaces open up! read more

I liked the atmosphere as soon as we walked in. #southern #rustic #whimsical The staff was very friendly and the place was fairly small. A place one could eat alone without being lonely. I went w/ my husband. I had the Reuben. He had the Yankee potroast. They were both delicious! My favorite part of the meal was the Mouthwatering tiramisu! Heavenly!!! Will definitely visit again when looking for quality in a casual atmosphere! read more

Service was not fantastic. This means the quasi-practiced disinterest of most of the staff with intermittent hellos and help. The food is an odd mix of good, local, and mass produced bleh. Local shrimp are on the same plate at generic purchased onion rings. An interesting Greek burger is dressed down with mayo, and Kraft cheese slices (not included on the description). While the spinach was good, and patty tasty and fresh, the overall dish was not fantastic. Much of the food is greasy, and not in the greasy spoon sort of way but the greasy greasy sort of way. Breakfast is a bit better, but with so many options I cannot say I'm interested in becoming a regular. read more

Great little out of the way diner. The shrimp and grits were excellent; not exactly traditional, but the gravy was a nice touch. Definitely worth stopping if you're in Bluffton. read more

I have officially become a regular because the food is great and the price is too! Not to mention that the staff is amazing. Quick if you need to be or sit around and enjoy yourself! read more

Great spot for breakfast/lunch! Service seems to always be good! Haven't had a bad meal yet from this place! Ham and cheese omelet is delicious! Biscuit and gravy is good! Their burgers are decent and their chicken is good too! read more

great breakfast spot . do not be deceived by the name. it's family friendly. breakfast is made to order/ bacon is crisp, eggs as you like them, pancakes light, decent home fries, and fry what i have heard delicious cheese grits. the place is a bit dated but the chairs and stables still function well and the grill gets plenty hot. locals command a bit more attention than travelers, but that's about normal. service was agreeable. it's located right on the main drag easy to find from either directions. read more

Yelpers- why are we not talking more about their OUTRAGEOUSLY DELICIOUS BISCUITS??? I had the shrimp and grits which were great- the shrimp was fresh from the May River and the brown sauce with peppers and onions was unique. But when I reached over to my boyfriends plate and stole some of his buttery, delicious biscuit...ommmmgggg. I am a southern woman born and raised in South Carolina and I can testify their biscuits are the real deal. Next time I'm getting the sausage and gravy biscuits or maybe just a half dozen biscuits for the road! So good! read more

We found this place while taking the back road from Charleston to Hilton head Island. The breakfast was perfectly cooked. The eggs were excellent. However the server seemed annoyed at us from the moment we got there, and never returned to our table to check on us. I have no idea why. I even had to go up to the register to let them know we were done. read more

Having recently moved to Bluffton, we were looking for a local eatery for fast, cheap, and good food. This place was recommended by a friend whose opinion about fast, cheap, and good food I will no longer trust. The food was adequate, worthy of 2 stars: pita chips were soggy and cold, as if they were taking out of a bag and plopped on the plate. The rest of the greek salad was okay. The hamburger was cold and the bun untoasted. The big disappointment was the service; it doesn't even garner 1 star. The waitress came to get our drink order, never making eye contact with us. She was too consumed with filling the sugar and ketchup. We asked for extra napkins- she flung them on the table and quickly walked away. My husband and I are great customers and excellent tippers. We begrudgingly tipped 10% just because... read more

We hated this place! $32 for lunch, and one of the lunches was a kids lunch. I had a double cheese burger, which was $9.99 on the menu, it came with fries and a really good pickle. The fries though, we're pale shoestring type fries, with no seasoning on them, and the were soggy and under done. My oldest son ordered the grilled cheese sandwich it says $4.99 on the menu, same lousy fries, and a sandwich with one piece of American cheese, that wasn't even melted. My youngest son had the kids corn dog. On the menu it says all kids meals are $5.99 and come with a drink. So if you do the math the bill should have been $20 plus the soda my oldest son and I had. Even at 2 bucks each, there's still a 8 dollars somewhere that we were charged. But you'll never know where the charge was, because they don't give you a bill. You're to go up to the counter to pay your ticket. When we got up to the register, the cashier rang me up and said 32 dollars and whatever cents it was. I just handed her my card, left a 4 dollar tip, and walked away disgusted. The decor on the inside, is a mix match of stuff. There's a deers ass with an eyeball in it hanging on the wall. There are your typical pictures of locals or the mayor or whomever it is that may or may not be a celebrity or politician. There is one picture that was a bit freaky though, and quite cool at the same time. The little girl in the photo, seems to have her eyes follow you, and she turns from this sweet little thing, to a complete exorcist looking monster. The waitresses there are your typical diner style hash slingers, they know the regulars, they give you about 3 minutes before they're rushing you to order. When you ask for a minute, then you're on their last nerve, and they make you wait 10 minutes. The burger I ordered was so over seasoned with some kind of seasoning salt, I could only eat half of it. Our waitress joked that it was too big, and got the best of me. I told her it was awful, and I just couldn't eat it, because it was way too salty and over cooked. The pickle was good though. Other than your standard diner style food, which was worse then the Hilton Head Diner, there's nothing about this place we liked. To have food worse then the Hilton Head Diner, is saying something! And I'm sure there really isn't a compitition going on, but there has to be something, because up until today. I thought you couldn't be worse then the Hilton Head Diner. But Squat and Gobble just proved me wrong... this place just plain sucked Ass! read more

I think it's so funny that this place has such great reviews. It's really just okay, nothing special the items are all average. Very cramped retaurant, not a lot of seating and it always looks dirrrty. maybe it's good for late at night when nothing else is open ...... well I guess if you've been drinking anything taste good! read more

Went because of the funny name, was delighted by the food. Gyro was terrific, as were the onion rings. Friend had the burger (seasoned beautifully) and loved it. Carrot cake was wonderful! Service was unbeatable, never had to ask for refills or attention! Open 24 hours, serves breakfast all day. read more

THIS PLACE IS AWFUL. every item I put into my mouth tasted like air, absolutely no flavor salt pepper and hot sauce could not save the food. Save yourself from it, go somewhere else. read more

The food is nothing special and if you ask for an egg white omelette the waitress will make fun of you, or at least she did with me. The customer service is not great and there is a literal deer anus hanging on the wall. Yes. You read that correctly. The only thing that's a positive is that it is always clean and your food is prepared quickly. read more