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    The Megabite

    3.6 (150 reviews)
    ModeratePizza, Italian, American
    Closed 11:00 am - 10:00 pm

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    THE MEGABITE ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Casual
    Moderate noise
    Good for kids
    Good for groups

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    Jen L.

    I've never set foot in the Megabite/ Orchard's location- and I've lived here for 30 years now. I've always thought Megabite was good, but not great. I was wrong. Megabite (formerly Smokey's) has always been a staple around here.. just like Steakburger, Joe Brown's, Who Song's, Black Angus, etc.. for all of the Couve-ites growing up here. As well as Uncle Milt's and their pink panther jumping around up on stage entertaining the kiddos. Kind of creepy in my opinion.. but whatever. lol. Growing up in Longview we had Pietro's, Round Table, Pizza Hut.. Now days to get good Pietro's (especially their taco) we drive to Hood River or we go to Papa Pete's for a close second. And finding a decent Pizza Hut with that hot melty cheese, 500 degree cast iron pan pizza pan, those sit down greesy Pac Man & Donkey Kong machines- good luck. We went to the east side Pizza Hut about a month ago to check out their carry out location.. and we couldn't get out of there fast enough. But, I digress. At least you guys in Vancouver still have your old Smokey's Pizza, it's just called Megabite now days! And I'm now officially a believer in Megabite pizza, particularly their Orchard's location. It's so cool! It's like walking into a smaller version of Funland in Seaside! Those guys have spent a ton of time, energy and money collecting on all sorts of Star Wars and other movie collectibles. They have all kinds of arcades to play, with many of them being new & retro games like Pac Man & Donkey Kong, foosball & pinball machines & free internet gaming stations. They even have that crazy loud annoying clucking chicken machine spitting out the colorful eggs that I remember. I also hear rave reviews for their jojo's, fish & chips and quite a few other things on their menu. This place also got extra points with me saying they could make half taco & half whatever else.. on ANY size crust! Whaaat. There are very few pizza joints left that will make us a two sauce pizza on a small crust. So I ordered half taco & half megasupreme (minus mushrooms, add pineapple.) I'm always on the hunt for great taco pizza, but I don't want to commit to a whole one, especially since my guy loves his pepperoni & pineapple. For taco pizza, we've been going to Leonardo's, Barrel Mountain, Papa Pete's in Ridgefield or Pietro's in Hood River. But this taco was great! The only thing I would add were some crushed up cheese Doritos. Next time I'm here, I'll just bring our own. Also, I would definitely order half taco again and probably the old standby- The Pete's, which is beef, onions & pepperoncinis & add pepperoni and take off the mushrooms again. Drizzle some honey over and that would make a great pizza there! They also have really good lemonade next to the soda machine. I ended up making a spritzer basically- lemonade, sprite, and some of this wonderful cherry juice they had available in their soda machine. The employees were all super friendly & nice. The place was really clean and well taken care of. You can tell they have worked so hard on collecting all of the gaming stuff, Star Wars things etc. It was really cool to look at it all! The mngr played the song "Closing Time." the minute they closed, which was 10pm that night. Great idea. And it definitely worked to get the gamers to wake up and get out the door within minutes of closing. Lol. Looking forward to going back to this Orchard's joint soon!

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    Lori H.

    Had family pizza night here on a Saturday night around 5pm. Called ahead to make reservations. Since we had kids in our group, they reserved the table right by the arcade games, which worked out perfectly! They have a nice variety of games for all ages. They also have a change machine which came in handy. Staff was friendly and accommodating. Pizzas and jojo's came out quickly. The food was good and hot. Our only gripe was that they don't have proper A/C. They do have ceiling fans, but it was quite warm inside. Overall, I would recommend, maybe just not on a hot day.

    Cheese pizza

    The pizza wasn't great, the cheese had a slightly unusual texture--maybe because I ordered a personal size, not sure. That said, the service was quick and super friendly! I really enjoyed the games, and the lively, fun atmosphere made the whole experience more enjoyable.

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    Travis W.

    Went here for a Saturday lunch. I know this place has existed as a pizza joint for a long time despite the ownership change, so was hoping for some good pie. The beers on tap were nice, as were the beer prices. The decor is conflicted. It's a mix of nerd culture, arcade and sports bar...with booths that need a lot of love (torn and ripped up). The pizza was disappointing. I assumed from the prices that it would be better. It wasn't awful, it just had that Jiffy pizza crust in a box flavor and crust...with obviously canned mushrooms. The service left a lot to be desired as well. Staff were walking back and forth and we stood at the counter waiting to find out if we had to bus our own table and to get a box...but no one ever even acknowledged us. We won't be back. For the price, there is so much better pizza (and service) in Vancouver.

    Pepperoni,ham and pineapple

    We live out in battle ground but love this pizza so we make the drive in. Normally really good but the last couple of times it has been really undercooked. We actually took it back in and it felt hot, looked like the cheese was close t melting. When we got home I realized the reheated with the paper on the bottom and it was just warmed up. So after peeling paper off I'm now eating $$$$$ papa Murphy's

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    Carley S.

    We stopped at Megabite on Super Bowl Sunday to do something fun with our kids. We were the only people in restaurant. It was exactly what we were looking for as far as food and environment. All the games worked and the prices were pretty fair. The garlic bread was tasty, and the pizza crust had a great crunch! Some of the staff seemed really annoyed at our presence. We have 2 older kids and a toddler, which is why we had chosen a pizza joint in the first place, but one of the women seemed irritated when I asked about ranch and walked away. The gentleman who took our order was very sweet however There were no napkins out and no one helped me when I stood at the counter for a few minutes to ask. I don't expect a ton from pizza joints but I do wish she hadn't been quite so cold

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    Patti C.

    Amazing food. Ambiance. Service was wonderful. Brought back so many memories of the old Smokey's pizza of my younger years.

    No sauce barely at all. Hardly any cheese. They charge extra for ranch & boxes... Oh yeah and this pile of meh was $50....

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    They are the best. Yummy. They give you good food and good service. A smile and a yummy pie.

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    10 months ago

    Love the pizza here! it's delicious fresh and hot and hella good cold the next day too.

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    Been eating there for years, pizza is good, we usually get the Pounder and the wings are tasty as well.

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    1 year ago

    Pizza's amazing I don't think that's correct grammar. The fish and chips are some of the best I've ever had

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    I've only been there a couple times but, I enjoyed the pizza all three times I have eaten it.

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    Ask the Community - The Megabite

    What makes the Hot (in red) Oven Combo "hot"? Is it spicy?

    Nope its what smokeys pizza use to call thier combo... just means hot out of the oven combo... no spicy

    What kind of sliced sausage comes on the Hot Oven Combo? Is it the same sausage that used to be piled on thick back in the late 70's early 80's?

    Yes... its a mild kielbasa.......

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