I don't recommend men going to this place if you wanna drink it taste like crap strong no flavor. That's a great place to go then but the only thing they have is good country music a DJ on Friday and sometime Saturday and never a good live band. read more

Bar service! Excellent. Door service dumb ass dirt. I ask as girl to dance and was bounced for being a gentleman because the security guards are not able to see aggression versus expression of interest read more

Went out on a Thursday night and god was that the biggest mistake ever. While there they ran out of well vodka but did not tell me, the person was who was paying for the drinks. Then when I confronted them about why I was being charged for Sky vodka and not well vodka they proceeded to tell me that they told the person I was with we switched to Sky because they ran out of well (which how do you run out of well vodka on a Thursday night?). Then after I left because I was crying, they proceeded to tell the person I was with that they told me we switched to well vodka and that I just don't remember. I've never seen those two bartenders ever and frankly will never go back because of those two bartenders. Truly felt like I got taken advantage of because I was drunk. Also the vibes were so bad that the dj was asking us to hype up the party. read more

There's no place like the Udder Place! Actually, I'm sure there are a lot of country bars in the US but I really like this one. They know how to have a great time here. They have implemented a lot of safety checkpoints to ensure that everyone stays safe. The security staff is very friendly, yet firm. Friday and Saturday nights seem to be the best nights to go to. They have an excellent DJ that plays here as well. Make sure to check out their "weekly roundup" on Facebook to see what's going on. Also, I don't know if they have any food here, but the drinks are great and reasonably priced. Taylor is our go to bartender and she is the best. Always a great time here! read more

The Udder Place - a group of people dancing - Cocktail Bars Near Me - Turlock, California

So so fun. I have not line danced forever. This is a great spot for all ages. Live music.. great band singing classics everyone could dance to. I dare you to go here and not dance!! Everyone was nice. I loved the bartender. She was such a personable gal. Clean bathrooms. No cover charge. It was a spontaneous decision after dinner to go here as we walked by...otherwise I would have worn my boots! But that didn't stop me from having a good time. Turlock is really the place to be on a Friday night on the Main Street. this is what every city should be like. One Main Street for all to gather.. eat.. dance.. drink. Walk from place to place as there are so many restaurants and outdoor vibes. read more

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This place is awful. Absolutely disgusting. The service is garbage. The staff is unfriendly and not competent enough to serve correct beverages. Udder place only Survives because it's the only thing in Turlock. The ambiance is a disaster. You could start with the awful on stage performers or you could start with the bar is so loud that you might actually become hearing impaired. This place is horrible. Stay away. read more

Place deserves more stars than 3. Been going here on and off for last 2 years. Great crowd, bands, and bartenders make good drinks! read more

Great environment and an all around fun time. Quick service with a smile ans tasty drinks.

I've been here multiple times and for the most part it's a really great bar! Every now and then there is an inattentive bartender more interested in serving their buddies and the cute girls than in the performance of their job for the entirety of the populace. That's going to be true for just about any bar though. The place is roomy, has decent drinks, and decent food when the kitchen is open. I've seen bartenders when they're jammed and they still place customer safety as a top priority, responding to reports of poorly behaving customers immediately. They want all of their customers to be safe and have fun. Definitely returning again! read more

ALEX IS THE BEST !!!! best bartender in the 209!!! I cannot describe the amazing service provided at this establishment.

The best bar in town! Alex has been my best bartender for the past 4 years! Great service! You can't beat Friday nights with the DJ! The best country bar in the area mark my words! Can't beat it! I meet people from 45min all the time coming to check it out! Give it a try you won't be disappointed! read more

Alex the bartender is great! Overall a great experience here at The Udder place! Great music and great vibes

I love this place great music and good food. I mostly go to dance have a good time. The service is marvelous always with smiles and great personality. read more

This being the first time I have actually taken the time to visit was a blast! I didn't think the crowd would be so alive, but it was! I had alot of fun here. The drinks were great and the bartenders were awesome! Very inviting experience. I performed 2 songs there and the KJ was great. I went on Thursday when they had the karaoke going. I brought one of my bestest of friends and he wanted to leave. So, we did. We ended up coming back 3 minutes later. He missed the atmosphere right away and the singing brought us straight back. We couldn't stay away! I wish there were more places like this. You won't find a spot in the area that will give you as much entertainment, that is forsure. Thanks for the good time! I'll be coming back super soon! read more

Alex served up some great drinks and the place offered some great hospitality. Would highly recommend it to anyone who's in town or visiting. read more

Best bar in town. Service is great especially with Alex as the bartender. Under pressure when the bar is slammed he still gets the drinks out in a very fast and efficient manner! read more

Alex is the best bartender ever!! Best customer service and super friendly!! Udder is so fun the live bands are always great

Alex is the best bartender he made a drink I like and I don't even like alcohol. So much fun live band was so good!

Just went to the Udder place and we were not let in. It was an hour before closing time. The gentleman at the door said it was due to an incident outside, and it was the last call due to the police making an appearance. However, I didn't see people people leaving and drinks were still be served for the so called "last call" and dancing normally as if everything was fine. It is unfair the other people have to ruin it for those who actually want to go and have a good time. read more

One of the better bars around. Went around 9:30 and it was pretty dead for a Friday night. But quickly filled up. Multiple bars on both walls of the place, so getting a drink doesn't take much time at all. The local crowd seems nice and they have outdoor seating as well. Drinks were average price but felt like heavy pours for mixed drinks. DJ was good and played a mix of hits, line dancing and sing along songs. read more

1st timers! A recognized serving of wine is 5 ounces. While some bars may pour more, this place serves in a 6 ounce plastic cup that was below the 1/2 full level for $9 bucks? My husband ordered a crown and coke with the same glass 3/4 full for another $9 bucks! Not even Vegas rips you off like that! $20 with a tip for tasters? Stayed about an hour and went up the street to Staleys for several hours with the correct size pours thanks to Raymond! Stay clear of this place another money trap for a bar! read more

Not sure if the owner reads this , but if you do I would highly suggest you don't hire a bouncer who is a bigger liability then help.

We cane here for dinner. They have a great craft beer selection. The food wasnt bad either. The ipa beer cheese was bitter and not cheesy at all. I really enjoyed their yam puffs. Their mix drinks were ok it did its job read more

They don't have sufficient security. A huge fight broke out and they did basically nothing to defuse it. As we were trying to get the hell out of there the gang came running back into the bar and assaulted one of my friends.... read more

I came here a couple times during lunch had great food. Then I came again with a business group at night the waitresses were super rude message my drink several times would not recommend. read more

Not what I expected. The local media interview with the owner left me with the impression that this would be the type of bar like you here about in Toby Keith's song I Love This Bar but tamed down to more family oriented designed for the type of local farming community in this area. Decor is more industrial than western. There was no country music playing, just pop on the juke box. No live band. No real entertainment. The guy that took our drink order was very friendly but he had no clue what I was talking about when I asked him what type of high gravity beer selection they had. I further explained anything with 7% or more ABV. He was nervous and cracked his knuckles. I ordered an 805 just to let him breathe and let him go research his selections. When he came back with the drinks he offered nothing except to keep the tab open or close it out. I chose to close it out. So far the better drinking spot in Turlock is The Dust Bowl. We will try a couple other places tonight before heading there. If you like a quiet drinking spot with no crowd and feaux western attempt this is your spot read more

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Ths place has great food best burger I've had. Beautiful bad an fun things to do everyday! read more

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The vibe was strange and it seemed very unsanitary, from the bar to the restrooms ,I wouldn't order anything from here.

Apparently they get mad if you don't tip them so they won't serve you... i thought that was optional

Underwhelming. Everyone in Turlock hypes it up, but I wasn't super impressed. The cover charge was pricey, at least when we went, and the bartender made my husband the smallest, sorriest excuse for a drink I've ever seen wasn't worth the money in my opinion read more

We were there Wednesday night (3/29) for Luke Combs mini concert for Kat Country. I will say the atmosphere is very country, nice, clean and fun! Our server Taylor was sweet and on top of things for us. The food we ordered (sweet potato tots, pork and chicken strips with fries) was delicious especially the pork and tator tots. The menu is limited for a special event which is totally understandable . Drinks $$ were a little high but that's to be expected. One thing the owners/managers should consider is the friendliness of your female bartender with the black and blue hair. She was not friendly at all in fact very rude and snobby. She made it quite clear she did not want to be bothered. We definitely want to come back and enjoy your establishment but hopefully it'll be on her day off! I've read other reviews and also saw we aren't the only ones who found a member or two of your bar staff snobby and rude. The Udder place deserves 4.5 stars but is getting 3 because of you unfriendly bartender. Give her some "be kind and friendly to customers" training read more

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Been here for several birthday Christmas parties etc. food drink and service were all good. The vibe is good and everyone seems friendly and happy read more

Ok,so I guess I will have to give my opinion here since I guess via facebook isn't happening. Here's my gripe. If you are going to set up drinks and charge for them, get people falling down drunk........well, how about calling a cab or uber for them instead of flagging down a cop and having them hauled to jail. Somebody threatening or fighting, perhaps, but young kids? Come on guys, give me a break. This is Turlock. Set some coins aside for this purpose. I'll pay you double or triple if you get my loved ones home safe. YOU ARE MORALLY RESPONSIBLE whether you like it or not. Having someone hauled to jail for being drunk and you had a hand in it......is danged irresponsible. Really, good responsible bars.....they do this for their patrons. It is in their best interest. read more

I was kicked out screamed at and told to get out of the bar for being too drunk. That was not the case. I think the problem is I was too black. The bouncer was super aggressive female. read more

Decided to try this place and grab a drink with a friend and had crappy service from a bartender who made an ignorant comment about a specific drink I requested. Would never return or recommend. read more

The bar itself is ok, but the idiot running a trivia game on Sunday, Mother's Day, was not ok! Some of his questions were around ponography and he actually showed very explicit photos on the screen! I'm not a prude but this is not cool! I will never go there on a Sunday again! He should be fired! read more

Excellent place to be if you want to see how your dead beat high school class is doing. Place is a comical to charge 5 bucks at the door to "pay the live bands" LOL okay. Drink prices are expensive and location is still crowded even with the expansion that was done years ago. Save yourself half a paycheck and crack open a 12 pack, turn on netflix, and tinder the night away because you'll have a much better night.... I promise you that. read more

Service sucks. Oven been at there then 15 minutes and till haven't got service. Rather Ware I money my at the local target .

Found the perfect place to relax and drink a few cold ones. Came down around 5 pm, the service was fast and attentive! As soon as we were running low on fuel, the bartender came over to help us out. Overall great environment. I'll be coming back. read more

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My favorite bar in Turlock. AND it's going to be expanded soon. They have great drinks, good music, and the overall look of the bar is nice. They currently don't have a dress code WHICH I LIKE. Makes it more laid back, knowing that you can wear a t-shirt and jeans or dress up. read more