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    Two Ass Brewing

    5.0 (24 reviews)
    Closed 3:00 pm - 9:00 PM
    Updated 3 months ago

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    Uptown Porter, English style
    Bridget W.

    A friend knows that I am a big fan of maltier beers and recommended I check out this craft brewery. Stopped in and I saw several I wanted to try, but narrowed down my choice to the Uptown Porter, which was terrific and I ended up leaving with a 4-pack. The staff was notably friendly and we were both welcomed on arrival and thanked for our business. Even though we came in not long before closing with our dogs to enjoy pints on the patio, we didn't feel rushed and it was appreciated. A dog-friendly brewery with malty beers and a friendly vibe? I'll definitely be back and plan on tasting plenty more that they have to offer. I am so glad Auburn has another craft brewery that brings something different to the mix.

    Laura A.

    Checked out this new brewery when passing through. Amiable owners and interesting building with historical significance, nice remodel! Give this place a try!!

    A warm welcome right away. They have everything,from a Pilsner to a Porter. The Maelstrom Hazy IPA was delicious. Great selection of beers. We will be back!

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    K. C.

    My wife and I visited on a Friday, and were greeted by Chris, one of the owners and brewers. He was friendly, attentive and very knowledgeable. Although Chris indicated he came from a Tech/Data background, it is apparent he has fully embraced the "art and science" of beer making and brewery development. The facility and especially the beer are representations of his expertise and passion. There is both indoor and patio seating, which is dog friendly. The building is a really cool old/historical structure that has been creatively renovated. We each had a flight, which consists of four, 4 ounce pours. Wow, everything we tasted was clean, refined and correct for the style. They specialize in malt forward beers, but they also have some excellent IPA's. We drove from El Dorado Hills specifically to try this brewery and it was more than worth the trip. I highly recommend adding this destination and their beers to your to do list.

    Four beer flight on the patio

    Cute breweries with lots of beer options, flights, and outdoor seating for sunny days. No food options. We got a flight of four beers and liked them all. We'll definitely be back!

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    1 year ago

    Great selection of pils and other German style beers, as well as IPAs, etc. very friendly staff.

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    8 months ago

    George was amazing. He was very knowledgeable about all beers and made us feel at home! On top of that, the beers were outstanding!!!

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    1 year ago

    Great beers and service. A nice break from the hop heavy brews. Ambience is perfect. Two TV screens, but no sports (yay!). Good tunes!

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    1 year ago

    Great neighborhood brewery. Good beer, excellent staff and a fun gathering place. The outdoor patio area is really nice on a hot day.

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    2 years ago

    Good beer, very friendly and welcoming owners! Great local Auburn business! Thanks, Chris and Chris!!

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    Ask the Community - Two Ass Brewing

    January 19, 2026 Is this twenty one of age and over place? Do they serve orange juice or lemonade?

    Hi Karyn, we are a neighborhood-scale brewery. We welcome families. Minors under 21 can enter with their parent or guardian. As an active and _small_ brewery, we asked that parents mind their kids for safety of themselves and others. Note we do have… Read more

    Are dogs allowed in the brewery?

    Hi Martin! Well behaved dogs are welcome on leash with their owners in the brewery taproom and patio areas. Note we are a small space, so dogs need to be good with others near by.

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