Was in Orleans visiting family and they ordered a couple of pizzas from 3Fools and I ordered a meatball hero/sub/grinder. Being a Bronxite and raised by my Italian half, I tend to be fussy when it comes to Italian food away from New York. 3 Fools' pizza was passable (I'd love to see a Dave Portnoy video review) a 5 out of 10 but my meatball hero was terrible. No other way to describe it. Halfway through I was thinking, "Why does this taste like a dill pickle?" I went to have the other half and there it was, a dill pickle spear! Who wraps up a pickle with a meatball hero? And this wasn't any kind of Italian beef-veal-pork meatball. The meatballs were devoid of the things that make a meatball a tasty experience. 3 Fools should at least keep the pickles out of any red-sauce sandwiches. Staff was friendly, nice people, hence two stars instead of one. read more

If you have celiac disease this is the place to visit, I was so relieved to find a place that caters to the celiac crowd, as the owner has celiac themselves. The food was wonderful, the servings were spot on, and the flavor was great. The restaurant still has the old groto pizza vibe which is nostalgic, but overall it's new, clean and the staff are awesome! Will be back until I can't! read more

My boyfriend and I are in Cape Cod for a long weekend and stopped here to grab a bite for lunch. We both got two single slices of cheese pizza and diet cokes. Our pizza was very good. It had a very thin, crispy crust. Some parts were "crispier" than others, but not burnt or anything. The ratio of sauce to cheese adequate in my books. I appreciated that it wasn't overly greasy. The service was great - very friendly. We didn't have to wait long for our pizza at all and they brought it right out to our table outside. The restaurant appeared very clean. Prices were average. If you are looking for pizza in Orleans, I would definitely recommend. They have lots of specialty pizzas, subs, salads, gyros, and falafel as well. Two thumbs up! UPDATE: So we decided to go back for more because we were hungry after doing a kayaking tour. While I just got cheese slices again, my husband went for a chicken gyro. My pizza was as good as yesterday, although I will say it seemed more cheesy and more greasy. Crust was still super good. My husband said the gyro was very fresh, filling, and tasted like the real deal. read more

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So glad we can replace the Red Barn pizza in Eastham with this finer place in Orleans. They offer u every possible pizza option and it's very reasonable and punctual. Best of all the pizza is terrific even by my challenging NYC standard. read more

3 FOOLS? No, 3 CON ARTISTS more like it... For decades Yelp has steered me right with (2) exceptions, the first was in Orlando, Florida at a lousy steakhouse and now this awful place. To summarize, the pizza at 3 FOOLS is ONE STEP ABOVE grocery store FROZEN PIZZA. What a tasteless ZAH.... The sauce is red, and that's pretty much it. The crust is some form of dough, nothing I've ever come across and I've had pizza from New Haven to New Orleans . I have no idea who they paid to bump up their review stars, but they got me, they got me good. (1) pizza, (1) awful salad and (1) gyro for 50 bucks.., I should have went to Papa Gino's at least I would have known it would suck going into it. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY ON THIS GASTRIC PROBLEM WAITING TO HAPPEN..., unless you like to stay awake all night while your stomach percolates loudly and you spend the next morning on the shitter for an hour at a time? Hey 3 FOOLS a bit of advice. It's Monday and your closed, do yourself a favor and hit the North End, New London CT, New Haven CT, Providence and NYC and see what good pizzas actually taste like. When you get home throw your current recipes in the garbage and start all over again. read more

3 Fool's Italian Sub is so delicious! I love it made with mayo, oil & vinegar. Their soups are awesome as well - today I tried the potato leek. The pizza is wonderful and so are the wings. Everything made at this restaurant is fresh and delicious! Service is always friendly and I usually take my order home to enjoy. read more

3 Fools - This is half of an Italian sub - it's huge! - Chicken Wings Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

I've been going to 3 fools since they first opened. The food is always excellent. Love the flatbread and steak and cheese. read more

Our first time trying this place. After many years of coming to the Cape and enjoying the seafood sometimes you just have a hankering for a good slice... and this place is it! We originally ordered a 1/2 Tuscan pie and 1/2 plain, well done (pic below shows a VERY well done slice due to second -day reheating, I like mine dead.) Grabbed it from their pickup rack outside due to COVID precautions and hopped in the car to head home. Got it home and realized it was a full Tuscan pie, initially we were annoyed because the order was wrong but MAN! Is this pie good! All disappointment gone, the crust is thinner and crispy but not weird thin like a cracker. The gravy is good and the all the toppings are fresh, nothing old/canned. It's just a really good pie that, we think, rivals a pie you'd get in NJ/NYC (that's where we're from). We plan to order again before heading home. read more

3 Fools - The last piece of Tuscan pie... - Chicken Wings Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

Excellent food. Best steak sandwich I've Steak Bomb Subs Great. Excellent Fantastic

Delicious! The pizza is great, and the pasta meals are also perfect! The service is always good too. Worth trying if you haven't been. You won't be disappointed! Cozy, local spot. Fresh, homemade food! Go! read more

Good local pizza shop ( same location as Orleans Villa) . Our family has owned a summer home in Orleans for 40 years and have always ordered pizza from this "location" and have been happy with pizza. read more

I brought my granddaughter to 3 Fools for lunch. The pizza was good. The service was quick.

Stopped by here after a short hiking trip near by. Ordered the Italian sub with everything and a Philly cheese steak sandwich. Both sandwiches were delicious. Wish it was a bit bigger but the size filles us up for the long drive back. Drinks were limited to just your regular sodas and fruit drinks so we skipped that and op for what we brought with us. 28 bucks for two sandwiches was a bit much but that was the closes thing near by with what we want. read more

When I am down at the cape for the summer, my go to is the Lamb Gyro. Excellent place for pizza and subs. read more

Tuesday afternoon I stopped in for an Italian sub and a coke. It was very disappointing. The roll was terrible. And the cold cuts were not impressive I took a few bites snd even though I was hungry I threw it out. The coke on ice tasted strange it didn't have that great coke flavor. I'm sorry I won't be back to try the pizza. Hopefully they will use much better ingredients soon. Good luck. read more

Stopped here on the way to the beach. They had online ordering which was very convenient. We called once we got there and the food was brought out to the car. I had an Italian sandwich and I really liked it. They had good customizable options. My friends got the falafel sandwich and did not like it at all. My other friend got the chicken gyro and she didn't really like it either. The fries we liked. I guess I was the only person in the group who thought the food was good but oh well. read more

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Yummy pizza - we had the margarita, a meat pie, and a veggie pie. It was a short wait for pick up even though the dining room was jammed.

Margherita pizza with artichoke hearts and garlic was outstanding, as well as a work of art with the balsamic glaze! Ditto for the Caesar dressing with lots of fresh garlic and cheese. read more

We had pizza, a grinder, and a salad, and all were very good. We look forward to ordering from here again!

Ordered a large cheese, 3 fool wings, meatball sub and steak bomb sub! All were very delicious. Wished we found this place earlier, but only stumbled upon it on our last night. Definitely will order from here again when we come back. read more

Excellent pizza! The building has been a number of different pizza restaurants over the years. I hope that 3 Fools is able to occupy the location for many years to come. Their pizzas are imaginative, well prepared and delicious. There are other things on their menu (wings and salads). Perhaps we'll try something besides pizza on a future visit. read more

3 Fools - Chicken Wings Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

Hands down best food in Orleans. The pizza is as good as any upscale NYC joint. Wings are amazing and perfectly cooked; not dried out; get Them with the special sauce. You won't be disappointed. Apparently this is one of the few places on cape cod to get falafel, which is also amazing. Super friendly staff. Tourist friendly. I alway make a point to stop here when I am on cape. You won't be disappointed. I hear they even have gluten free options. My only complaint is they always have Steely Dan on when I go in here. Maybe they could change up the music a bit. LOL. read more

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Really happy with my hotdog and my cup of chili with sour cream and sliced green onions and extra cheese on top. But I'm also going back to try their pizza! Great little local place which just added outdoor seating! read more

3 Fools - Front of 3Fools restaurant, Orleans - Chicken Wings Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

So good!!! It was a gorgeous night and the pizza and wings were even better! Highly recommend! read more

3 Fools - a pizza and fries on a table - Chicken Wings Near Me - Orleans, Massachusetts

I'm super picky about pizza and having come from "The Land of Bad Pizza" aka Los Angeles, I was hesitant to order pizza on the Cape. However, 3 Fools did not disappoint. The crust is strong enough to be folded (which is a must) and crunchy yet the right amount of chewy. They do not skimp on the toppings either which is awesome. I also ordered the buffalo wings, they were nice and meaty with plenty of sauce. We'll definitely be ordering from here again for sure. A+ on covid safety too! Completely contactless pickup. read more

I had the lamb gyro which was super tasty - I would definitely go back for that; would request no lettuce however because there was so much it was hard to eat it in my hands. I scooped out as much as I could without losing the sauce. Hubby got the falafel which he wasn't impressed with- he said it was dry and not enough seasoning(he normally loves falafels). read more

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What a gem for the small beach town of Orleans. We ordered from 3 Fools past few years while visiting Orleans. We ordered online and it was fast and hot when I picked it up. Best white pizza. read more

Everything we ordered was absolutely perfect. Gazpacho soup was fresh and full of flavor, House salad had the right amount of veggies (including many cucumbers and tomatoes), falafel sandwich pita was full of veggies with the best HANDMADE falafels I've ever tasted (my daughter ate 1/4 of it before I could take a picture), and the pizza was amazing. I am a pizza snob. I expect the crust to be slightly crispy, not tough, and with char marks showing it was cooked at the right temperature l. Check, check, check! We order the steak bomb, so I cant review the sauce; but it smelled amazing. The staff were friendly and attentive; especially the older gentleman that helped us. Overall this was one of my best surprise finds ever! read more

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This pizza is DELICIOUS. We are from NY and have pretty high standards (lol), and this dough is like nothing we have ever had before. It's almost like pastry dough.. thin but just enough of a doughy texture, and an amazing chew and flavor to it. We love how light yet flavorful and satisfying this pizza is!The pies we love are the Margherita and the Tuscan. The Fool was good but too goat-cheesy for our taste. It's a little pricey, but for the flavor and the freshness it's worth it. Plus, their online ordering was a breeze and everything was prepared as per our requests. read more

I've only had the pizza and falafel but both were great! It is nice to find a thin crust pizza on the Cape that is very, very good! Great service. Very clean and your order is placed outside on w rack for contactless pick-up! The falafel was very tasty as well! read more

The food at 3 fools is so good.great flat bread excellent customer service.this food is to die for.when ever I'm in eastham I always go to 3 fools. read more

Incredible pies. Tried three different pizzas and each one was amazing. This is the go-to pizza spot in all of this area hands down.

We ordered pizzas and they were very tasty. The Margherita Pizza was too sweet but the Tuscan was really good. We also tried the Special Sauce chicken wings but it tasted like Buffalo wings. read more

Food is fantastic! The pasta especially is amazing I don't know what they are doing but it's a hit.

Excellent pizza! Consistently delicious. Love the meat lovers and Tuscan. Always our go to, especially when we have guests. Crust is great.

They got our order wrong and gave us two GF pizzas instead of one GF and one regular as ordered. My wife who is celiac said it was among the worst GF pizzas she has tried. Their chicken parm was a notch below Olive Garden. We really wanted to like this place. The people were very nice. read more

The food is top notch. Welcoming service is great too. You just can't beat the quality and the price.

Delicious food (hard to believe the chicken parm was gluten free!!). Quick, friendly service. They happily accommodated any food allergies. Glad to see all the staff wearing masks. read more

This beautifully hidden gem has made our trip. From the GF chicken parm sub (yes, you read that correctly) to the GF pizza and wings, the food here is an absolute show stopper. As if that weren't enough, the staff is friendly and the restaurant is so incredibly clean. If I could give it 10 stars, I would!!! My partner is being incredulity supportive by joining me GF. From the first bite, "he said if this is how we'll eat, I never need gluten again." read more

The take out experience was great. Ordering was easy, you call when you get there and they place your order outside for you so there is no person to person interaction. The pizza was fine. I'd get it again for a Friday night meal but it's not a place I'd go out of my way to get pizza from or tell my friends that they have to try. read more