The Paella Project... basically, it is a travelling band of paella cooks that cater to various…read moreevents and functions with frequent visits to Atwater Village and Silverlake. I guess the best way to explain them is to imagine a food truck without the truck or a Top Chef challenge where onsite facilities must be used to cook food and voilà, you have the Paella Project.
And speaking of Top Chef where challenges can be automatically lost based on time deadlines, the Paella Project didn't do it for the wife and I because they failed to meet their deadline when we visited them at 55 Degree Wine on April 10, 2012. You see, the paella was late by over 40 fucking minutes!
Prior to the April 10th event, I spoke to the owner of the Paella Project and found out that tapas-style appetizers would be served between 6 and 7:30 and the paella would be ready by 7:30. Moreover, since the paella had sold out in previous events, I was told to come early. Therefore, trying to time for the paella, we showed up at around 6:40 knowing that the paella would be served about an hour later.
So to pass the time we decided to order some drinks from 55 Degree Wine. I ordered a beer flight and my wife decided to go with a wine flight. While drinking we also ordered some tapas dishes offered by the Paella Project. We ordered a truffle tortilla de patatas with aji amarillo and we ordered chicken chicharrones with smoked pimenton and aleppo pepper.
The truffle tortilla de patatas looked like a slice of pie. But when we dove into it, we realized that it was quite complex because it was layered with potato slices and other delicious ingredients that I could barely make out in the dark cellar of 55 Degree Wine. As for the chicken chicharrones, this cold dish reminded me of flaming hot cheetos. It really was the perfect snack to go with my beers.
While the tapas dishes were good and came out immediately, the paella took forever. In fact, in addition to our respective beer and wine flights, I ordered another beer and the wife ordered another glass of wine. Then we finished our drinks and ended up ordering a bottle of wine. Yet, still we waited for the paella.
As I mentioned earlier, the paella was supposed to be served at 7:30. However, it was not until well after 8:15 that we finally got to try their paella rustica. Perhaps it was a combination of putting the paella on too high a pedestal or perhaps it was because by the time I took a bite of the paella, I was buzzed and had a sore neck from the countless times of looking over my shoulder to see if the fucking paella was ready... regardless, the paella just didn't taste that great. Definitely 2 Stars since, "meh, I've experienced better." I guess you could say that when I finally got to taste the damn paella, I felt angry, sad, and confused, all at once.
Angry that the paella took so long;
Sad that it didn't taste that great;
Confused because I was angry, sad, and insanely buzzed (mixing beer and wine is not a good idea, everrrr!).
So at the end of the day, I felt let down and disappointed by the Paella Project. Not to mention, I had a fucking migraine.
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* Call me an old fucking fart, but I need my dinner before 8:15.
** Hungry and annoyed wife is not a sight to see. Thank goodness there was wine to dull her fury.
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Glossary:
Paella: Spanish dish consisting of various proteins, rice, paprika, saffron and other spices that are boiled in broth until it is reduced into a risotto-like dish.
Paella Rustica: Paella that consisted of chorizo and chicken
Buzzed: Drinking on a near empty stomach and mixing beer and wine.