Locals hangout, great drink specials and a good kitchen producing great burgers and an awesome fried bologna sandwich. Don't go if u hate cigarette smoke. read more

Bernie's Beach House - Fried Bologna Sandwich, loaded down. - Dance Clubs Near Me - Port Aransas, Texas

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love the vibes here!! love the different options of games you can play and the dance floor space. We played corn hole and pool. Bartender was very nice despite working all by herself on a busy night! Can't wait to be back to celebrate my birthday here! read more

Bernie's Beach House - Dance Clubs Near Me - Port Aransas, Texas

was excited to check this place out. the minute I opened the door I was overwhelmed by the smell of old cigarette smoke. I didnt take a step inside. it was pretty bad. read more

Okay, hear me when I say...do not let appearances fool you. Order inside at a window. 2 yummy griddle burgers, chips and a pitcher of beer. We added a cup of chilli( thank goodness) because it was one of the best bacon, cheeseburgers we have had. Really so delicious! Ate outside and it was so nice and relaxing. Really, just try it. read more

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The only reason it gets a 2 and not a 1 is because our waitress Tammy was great. Waited for an hour to get a seat, the restaurant is freezing inside, the Pablano soup was like a block of salt, ordered a 45 dollar steak medium,it came out like leather,sent it back for medium and it came out rare, they brought half the dinner out and then the others got theirs about 15 minutes later, needless to say it sucked. read more

Amazing food, service and bartenders. Happy hour is the best in town $1 drafts and $3 wells until 7. You can't find better service and drinks in town! read more

Bernie's Beach House - Dance Clubs Near Me - Port Aransas, Texas

Old place; not the cleanest; kinda smoky.... but loved the chili and the bologna sandwich (Not so much the pork egg rolls). Lots of locals who are very friendly! Will be back if just for the very meaty, no-bean Texas chili! read more

Seven of us stopped by for lunch. Placed order for sandwiches. Patty melt came out no cheese, zero dressing along with bread not toasted. Another quest order prime rib sandwich delivered with Au Jus. One couple never received their order asked for refund. Were refused to refund tip for order never received. Bartender while busy had less than zero personality. read more

Great place. Good bartender. I would come back. They even have live music regularly. Close to the beach and most of the hotels.

I got the Nancy Sammich! Its an amazing turkey sandwich, thank you Justin! It was delicious! I absolutely love this place! The staff are wonderful and friendly and fun and! They have alot of options for great food! There is a new really cool shuffle board table in there that is soooo much fun, along with alot of other activities! Its a great bar! read more

Smoky... no food, cheap beer. Good place for happy hour We went next door for dinner Ok views of the bay read more

Bernie's Beach House - Outdoor patio - Dance Clubs Near Me - Port Aransas, Texas

Fun and affordable bar, restaurant and entertainment, such as pool, shuffleboard or cornhole.

Regular PA Winter Texan here, from Canada. I wanted so much to hang out here but, OMG...the stench of cigarette smoke is unbearable. I didn't think places existed in North America that still allowed smoking in public places. I tried to stay because my friends wanted to hang out here, but only lasted about five minutes. When are they ( *Texas)going to get it that non smoking bars actually bring in more business. Proven in the bars in Canada. It's not hard to step outside for a smoke. read more

I am not kidding you, I have never had a more fun time at a bar. This place was truly awesome with awesome vibes. ok but I will say we did bring SOME of the vibes. The hula hoops where TOP TIER lit, and shoutout to arreceli for the insane amount of cosmos that you bought our group. We r the SIGGIES board referenced on the wall. I LOVE BERNIES read more

It's been a while since I walked into a bar that smelled like cigarette smoke. We couldn't even breathe when we walked in. Honestly we walked around hoping to find a section that didn't smell. We did a loop and left immediately. It's dingy and gross. I can't even imagine what the food was like. Hard Pass read more

Weekend at Bernie's! Just like the movie, this place is dead, but trying to make it seem lively. Coming in here, there was loud music, flashing lights from the dance floor, and lots of bass (not the fish.) The bartender seemed to take her sweet time. You're on island time here, and this place seems to be for the locals who aren't into the country music cover band at the bar next door, Shorty's. This has all the rap and the metal music. The bartender took so much time, I gave up eventually and went without a drink before I left to go next door. The decor is mostly stuff that the bar has gotten for free from the beer and liquor distributors. The place has a strong odor. The restrooms were pretty stinky too. Parking is easy, there's a big dedicated lot outside. read more

One of the things I love about Port Aransas is the atmosphere. It's a beach town that owns its simplicity and laid-back vibe. With that said, let me say that we have ben to Bernie's so many times we feel like they know us. They don't but it feels that way. Always friendly, always smiling and always kind. I can't speak to the food because I have never had their food, but the cold beer, great margaritas and dance floor makes this a fun place to hang our hats after a day at the beach. So if you are from Austin like us, be sure to leave that "big city" attitude where it belongs because it doesn't get you very far here. Cheers y'all. read more

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We were the only diners at noon on a Monday. Should've turned around and walked out. Several locals smoking at the bar. We ordered and paid at the kitchen window. My wife ordered a chef salad. I ordered a brisket sandwich. Our friend ordered a grilled cheese sandwich. The brisket and sandwich were out in minutes and were tasty. We thought the kitchen had forgotten about the salad . It arrived 20 minutes later with the wrong dressing (containing dairy, something my wife's allergic to) delivered by the surly cook who threw it on the table and left. Based on the cook's attitude, my wife was afraid to eat it. We won't return. Too many other great food options here. read more

I don't know what these chicken heads are talking about this was the best burger establishment I've ever ate at where they have homemade amazing burgers which are decently priced and yeah people on here saying it has a Odor, well I mean no Sh*t it's a BAR I didn't expect anything less but I'll tell you what once they came out with this mouthwatering ,juice-drippin , cheesy, caramelized onions, handmade pattie with a perfect amount of juice and flavor spilling out and the crispy buttery bun but overall delicious burger which was 10/10 For those interested in what I got : green chille cheese burger add fried egg and bacon you won't be disappointed read more

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Great service, great prices, and great location. Crowd is more mature and relaxed(at least before 8:00) read more

in town for the weekend decided to try this place . walked in weren't gre and bartenders ignored us . waiting for 10min. they were serving other people standing next to us . smelled like cigarettes and dirty floors. Don't go there seems the bartenders are racist. read more

The blonde bar tender at this place is a horrible. She is rude and very disrespectful to paying customers. We had a party of 18 ready to pay and drink. She purposely to look forever to take our orders and only catered to the locals. If you don't like the service industry then please find other job. This is a tourist area and we the "non locals" are here for good service and hospitality. You give Texas a bad name. By the way her name is Amy. Do youself a favor and don't waste your money at this bar!!!! read more

A very low key, casual, unpretentious bar where you come to drink (probably pretty hard) & hang out. This joint is not about the decor or fussy'ing up. It's about cheap beers & well drinks at low end prices. Happy hour price increments happen a dollar or so at a time for bottle beers or stepping up to a bit better liquors. Bring your willingness to talk to total strangers and you'll be fine. Fellow patrons proved to be plenty talkative, if slightly-to-well under the influence. I ain't judging, I'll listen just the same. Barkeep lady hustles to keep patrons at the bar on all sides of the service island stocked with drinks. Don't look for a bunch of chit-chat or personal engagement from her. There are lots of other thirsty patrons waiting for her services, so she's in hit-and-run mode. Regulars sitting at perimeter tables away from the bar know to to step into the waitress slot (not that there is/are waitresses here) at the bar to order their drinks. read more

Bernie's Beach House - Dark beer. Cheap drinks are the draw here. - Dance Clubs Near Me - Port Aransas, Texas

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Worst bartender ever. It took quite awhile for her to acknowledge us, then spent most of her time texting on her phone, then actually leaving the bar to go to the kitchen area for ten minutes even though no one was ordering food. I got her attention and asked her where the restrooms were and she rudely said I could go anywhere I wanted. I then tried to get her attention later for about 15 minutes and she acted like we were putting her out. Unless you are a local you will be treated like you are an imposition. Eventually a local sat next to us and he was served quickly. We asked him what her name was since she never introduced herself. He said her name was Amy. We have tried several times over several years to like this place but have never had a good experience. But today was the worst! We are done giving this place a chance. read more

Best Happy Hour in Port A! Great food too! You must try the air fried wings! AMAZING! Be nice to the bartenders and they will take great care of you! If you aren't...they will bite with some funny sarcasm! The locals are great and always have a story to tell! read more

Bernie's Beach House - Great times!!!! - Dance Clubs Near Me - Port Aransas, Texas

Dive bar. We had lunch and drinks. Seat yourself order at the sign that says kitchen. We sat at bar. Bartender Reed was amazing. We both had patty melts and potato salad so good. They do smoke inside the bar, so if you don't like smoke get it to go. Lots of locals in the bar. We had a good time read more

This is quite the establishment to say the very least. I have visited Bernie's beach house, and I have never been disappointing. Every time I go, I find myself getting overly inebriated, and never knowing what the hell happened the next day. Anyways, I highly recommend it for anybody who's going to be visiting Port Aransas as this is a highly reputable place. God I can't wait to return. read more

Fun place!! Good drinks and great music. The bar staff is really friendly too! Great beach getaway.

The second shift or whatever bartender was terrible, we were there on 9/23. NOT ONCE DID SHE ASK if we needed anything, no refill no hello, NOTHING! read more

Too smoky in there . Smells aweful. Not the friendliest staff. Won't be going back.

Inside great, great people and good peeps. Large on the indoors and large dance floor. read more

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Worst service ever! Tried to be nice and socialize with the waitress SHANNA... not she's rude and no Personality!!!

Bartender was so freaking rude! Not sure how with a attitude like she has she makes a lot in tips! Atmosphere is great....but her attitude sure makes you not want to come back! Kinda sad when others at bar even say she's rude. read more

there was a great atmosphere but the bar tenders ruined the entire experience with their lack of friendliness and genuineness. They were extremely rude to me like I have never experienced before. read more

I witnessed a very disturbing scene here the other night. As I sat there a nice clean cut young Man was at the bar ordering drinks and talking to a young lady, and this rude drunk woman kept jumping into his conversation butting in and being rude. He asked her to please stop interrupting and talking to him. She was drinking with another local I believe was a ferry driver. Both drunk. She yelled across to the bartender Sister Sister! this guy has to go. The ferry guy then said it too. Then the bartender told the young man to leave. He said he was having a conversation with someone and the gal kept interrupting him. The gal behind the bar told him to leave. He asked why. She then yelled do I have to come around this bar and throw you out? This guy was 6'8 at least that she was threatening him. It was so disgusting and distasteful for those three locals to pull that stuff. You could tell the drunk gal was trying to hit on the young man and he didn't appreciate it. I can't blame him. I also saw a nice couple sitting close by and some drunk locals went over to them and started harassing him and calling him names. I have never in my life seen such crap. I am from Alaska and I have seen it all. But these two instances were shameful. If you want to have a good time don't go to Bernies. Low life place. White trash. No class at all. read more

Night life review Bernie's has always been the hot spot for night life in Port A when visiting from out of town. Depending on the season you come it could really picked where there's barely any room on the dance floor or plenty. It has a dive bar atmosphere but with a lot of room to either play pool or dance the night away. The DJ is always amazing they play old school 2000s music that makes the whole bar sing along too or run to the dance floor. There is 4 bars within the establishment it should be fairly easy to get a drink all the bartenders are attentive and fair. The prices are very reasonable for beer and liquor. The bouncers do there job if someone is goofing off too much they will warn you. If there is a fight port A cops stay close by so highly recommend don't even try. read more

Great pattie melt. Great service. Great prices. Could do without the smoke. Will come back, but eat outside

Bernie's is apparently the best bar/club on the island, which sounds great until you get here. Make sure to load the flux capacitor up in the Delorean, because you will be going back in time when you walk in the door here. Loads of glow in the dark paint and black lights, a stuffed Bernie in the corner and a crazy local guy in tight pants doing hula hoop on a raised portion of the dance floor. WTF!?!? The crowd is pretty much guys in ball caps, flip flops, shorts and those crazy ass fishing shirts with mesh panels in the back. The girls, or should I say ladies, are definitely of the cougar variety. If you're mid 20s and have any idea how to dress, and if you're interested in a possible future with an island lady, this might just be your calling. Strong drinks and popular dancey tunes kept people moving on the floor. If you are in Port A and want to go out at night, this is the place to be. Yes, it's bad, but we still had a good time here. read more

Bernie's Beach House - Dance Clubs Near Me - Port Aransas, Texas

Loud, smoky and prices on their website were higher than advertised. So much for cheap drinks.

Strong advice: Do Not come to this place. Only serve hamburger and sandwich and took more than one hour to get our hamburger. It's not even good. Go to McDonalds! It's better. Service is terrible. read more