This was our fifth time at Colette New Orleans, but our first time attending on a Friday night during single men's night. I'll start with the positives ,the staff were top notch as always, and the music was great. Early in the night, the ratio of couples to single men felt balanced, and we knew going in what the atmosphere would likely be.Unfortunately, as the night went on, more single men arrived and some did not understand or respect "no." We had multiple pushy interactions, and one particular guy repeatedly followed us around the club after we clearly said we weren't interested. We'd move to another area upstairs, and somehow he would appear again. That completely killed the vibe for us.What really sealed it was when we decided to leave early and walk back to our nearby hotel. Another man we had never even spoken to came running out of the club asking where we were staying and if we were coming back. At that point, the atmosphere no longer felt comfortable.Overall, we still believe Colette is a great club and this experience did not reflect our previous visits there. If you're a couple going for the first time, we would strongly recommend attending on a couples night instead of single men's night, because the environment can feel very different and may give the wrong impression of the club overall. read more

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How do you charge $100 for men and $10 for women. This is sexual discrimination. Fuck you people.

Adult review..... I've been an active swinger since I turned eighteen. My eighteenth birthday party started at an all nude strip club, I even danced that night and got a job there, then to swingers club. That night was epic and forever burned into my brain as a great birthday. I attended this club with a couple I met in New Orleans on Swingers Date Club. (SDC). It's a private club and there is always some paperwork and fees involved. My dates handled most of this. I really enjoyed the layout and the atmosphere was highly sexual and festive. Everyone was having a great time. It was byob so if you go, take your own alcohol. Mixers like soda etc were provided. We spent the evening getting to know one another in-between playtime. Playtime I really enjoyed. As did my beautiful wife. I wish I could go into more detail but Yelp is a PG rated forum. Needless to say, I had my fair share of men and women that night. I highly recommend this lifestyle club. I walked there from my hotel in ten minutes. It was much harder to walk home. Lololol read more

I have never been to a place like this so I didn't know what to expect, but it was a really fun place to spend a Friday night! The bar downstairs serves BYOB alcohol and considering how many people there were at the bar I was really amazed how they were able to keep track of everybody's alcohol! The host was super nice and showed us around. Everything looked and smelled clean. The clientele here was better than expected, and everybody was super respectful! I would definitely go back if I'm in the area! read more

Visiting from Savannah, GA. My man and I have been here twice now. The staff is amazing, super friendly, very informative. Definitely a safe and secure, upbeat and fun atmosphere. No food. BYOB and they have all the mixers. For anyone new or experienced in the lifestyle this is the perfect place to go. No pressure! Plenty of room to dance, meet people, relax and have fun. Go at your own pace, and comfort level! We will be back! read more

EvErYtHiNG was abdoulutely wondetfully amazing! (I don't have time at this ,moment for the absolutely perfect environment, from building entry to exiting after one dares to exprtience the exquisite fantastic energy and ambience for the first time, or those who are 'lifestyle' experienced. HIGHLY RECCOMEND! read more

So I did read reviews. We and the lady were visiting. We do have an LS place back home. This was was downright nasty. Staff was very nice. But the patrons were quite unattractive. The club looks old and the vibe for a Friday night was off. I did read Saturday nights were better so I Wouid perhaps go on a Saturday. Regardless. I Wouid not go on any day. Made me really really appreciate my home place a lot. read more

There's no food, byob, and amazing service! The bartenders are on point! The building is old, used to be a brothel back in the day!

As a 16 year lifestyle couple that have attend clubs and resorts all over the US, we have to say Colette is one of the best we've found. The staff were welcoming and very helpful and the atmosphere was amazing. Many lifestyle clubs tend to be cliquey especially for new people who have never been there before. Not here. We were approached almost immediately by another couple who introduced themselves and then introduced us to all the regulars. It was a great vibe. And the upstairs is super hot! read more

Really fun place! If you arrive early, stick around there are a lot more people later in the evening. They have a great staff!

Love this place! Went on a Saturday night for the first time while vacationing in New Orleans. I'm not new to the LS scene, the staff was friendly and informative, bartenders were great , upstairs was where the party was happening most of the night. The space is clean, a lot of options for fun. Private rooms, open rooms, semi private, movie studio and so much more. I had such a great time I went back for NYE and had more than my share of fun ;) this place is top notch I highly recommend. Thank you Colette for the amazing memories!! read more

Went on Fat Tuesday.... It was totally dead. The second floor could have been used as a meat locker it was soooo cold!

We had a great time. My medical device was finally hunted down and we just got it delivered. Happy holidays thanks for all the help.

Everything about Colette New Orleans is awesome! The front door staff is always courteous and welcoming, the bartenders are super responsive, engaging and friendly, and the upstairs employees ensure everything is always well-kept and clean! All of the employees are respectful and make sure everyone is having a fun and safe time. The manager, Ashley, is also amazing!! read more

We used to really love this place but after our last couple visits we'll probably seek other adventures. The staff isn't what it used to be, we used to feel welcomed and excited the second we walked through the doors and now things feel cold, not inviting, and the place just feels simply not sexy. We'll miss it. read more

Great lifestyle club first time my wife and I had ever been to one it was an amazing experience we will be back

Not impressed with this club at all! Showed up with a group of 5 couples and 3 single females. It was a glow theme night. And we all were dressed extra sexy and had all our glow outfits on. We all had already purchased our tickets and were all previously approved on our applications for this club. Two of the men in our group were wearing fun glow outfits. One of which was a button up shirt and short glow matching combo and the other a nice silk jumpsuit. They were told they could not come in because they were out of dress code.... Manager came out and saw how big and attractive our group was and decided to let us all in after all. But made sure to make it clear that we had to tip the door girl. ( apparently this was non optional) even tho we had already paid our membership/ and tickets $. This was most of our groups first time being in a club like this. So one offered a tour or any guidance what so ever. We stood around for a while with our hands full of our stuff until we made our way up the very dark steep stairs to the upstairs area where we found some lockers to put our belongings in. There were no changing rooms and the tiny women's bathroom only had one working stall. The only plus I could say was that towels were provided which was nice because there was no staff changing sheets or cleaning up anything. I have to say it was pretty gross how wet and dirty everything was. Luckily it was so dark probably to try to hide how disgusting the place was. I was definitely not impressed and djj ok by ever feel the need to come back to Collette in Nola. read more

They have upstairs and downstairs, bar area, stripper pole and dance floor, one stall bthrm for the males and one stall for the females. One shower that is very small and is located in the men bathroom, their toilets are always not working and backd up, there moderate sex action in there, I went during Mardi Gras weekend, ppl don't shower before coming in, you have to rent a lock for the lockers but they only have a limited amount if not you have to risk your shit being stolen, , There is no food allowed inside, BYOB and they have an elevator that goes up and down read more

If you are not in the lifestyle it's not the club for you. Staff is fantastic. Club has a sexy vibe. Upstairs is insane and if you find the right match it's entertaining and satisfying for all involved. read more

Be prepared, do some homework, try and get to know and understand the culture and lifestyle to make sure it's something for you. Not everyone can be lucky, there are those that are not built for this lifestyle and that's ok. Just have and idea and understand what you are getting ready to explore and experience. Colette's is a very respectable,clean and professionally ran adult night club that has something for everyone. Everyone from the staff to the patrons were very easy going, laid back. There was no pressure to do anything I did or didn't want to do. Can't wait to go back! read more

We were leery thinking it was only a club for swingers, but we found that there were mostly couples there to enjoy each other..mostly attractive people, our expectations were exceeded! read more

Only giving 2 cause one of the bar tenders I talked to gave me directions to the club cause the bouncer wasn't outside so I could t find the club. There's a $150 entry fee that isn't advertised, and also a "dress" code wear you need slacks and a collared shirt specifically to get in. I had on a black graphic tee and regular denim jeans, guy said I was good but just needed a collared shirt read more

Been to clubs in other cities. My wife was not really into another one, but agreed to give it a try. She/we really enjoyed ourselves and wants to go back when we visit again. It could just be us, but we had always found pressure at other places to go too far beyond our comfort zone (in spite of every place saying they don't allow that). We found no one invaded our space, no one grabbed or groped invasively. We invited some contact at a level we wanted and it was not abused. Days later, we are still talking and recalling our enjoyable evening that included our stop here. Hope to be back. read more

Well laid out club with space and entertainment for everyone. A very comfortable and accommodating environment to spend an evening in. One of my favorite clubs to visit and extra awesome is that they have several more clubs scattered across the United States! New Orleans has my heart though and a better time or group of people can not be found ‍ Les Bon Ton Roulette! read more

It's a very cool spot to go to especially when there is a bit of a crowd. I go with my long time boyfriend and I think this is a fun element to our relationship read more

Firstly, full disclosure I had no idea this was a swingers club! My review is ONLY of the first floor. I was referred to Colette by the concierge at the Aloft Hotel whom mentioned that this venue was a BYOB club/lounge. I thought that was brilliant! 15$ for a bottle of wine and off we went to check in. We paid 20$ cover possibly per person (we went there around 2 am-could explain the discount compared to 80$/per person). I had to sign a disclosure (in my head I thought they were going to email us a receipt for paying cover like square functions). I know you're thinking I am naive, right? Yes, probably. I thought the main floor was great! spacious seating with leather seats, friendly bar staff (ask for Destiny she is amazing!) and good music. After I left the place, when I looked it up I realized there is a whole second floor for "other meeting purposes. Did I go up? no. Did I see anything weird? no. I liked the first floor it was fun, but I am not into swingers-nice coincidental experience but not my thing. Those that are curious to check it out- totally recommend the main floor to just chill if the cover isn't expensive. read more

We went on a Friday and Saturday. Friday night was kind of creepy all the single guys walking around freely !! But on Saturday night we had A-blast ! read more

Beautiful building, inside and out. Great potential. Unfortunately it was a complete waste of time. The atmosphere was strange, quiet, weird spa music, and made me feel as if I was doing something bad (not the good kind of bad). The dress code was all over the place; super duper casual (tank top and shorts), Sunday brunch / church clothes, and one lady had on a sexy evening gown. Only one woman, other than myself, had on sexy attire. I did go on a couples night but hardly anyone was having sex out in the open. Everyone else watched awkwardly or meandered around. Would not recommend and would not go back. read more

This place was pretty cool. Way more chill than I expected because of certain reviews I read before going lol. So it was one of our friend's birthday and this is where we ended up. The host, 'Red', gave us a tour of the place. Another review was very descriptive about the scenery so I won't waste time with that. Michaela the receptionist was super cool too. She explained all the fees. We walked around and relaxed in the theater for awhile. Definitely got some good laughs with a group of friends we talked to. People are super respectful and rest assured it's not what people make it out to be. Your experience is what you make it. I wouldn't mind going back. read more

This place is awesome! Great staff and great club. The layout is perfect and lots of places to play and watch. Will definitely be going back when I'm in New Orleans again! read more

This was our first time, and it was amazing. The welcome staff, bartenders, and attendants were on top of their game. Excited and nervous about our first time at Colette, we did the tour and had a cocktail. The crowd was a good mix. Soon, we met and started a great conversation with a couple of members. Went upstairs and the party continued. Loved the vibe, and ambiance, and look forward to a return trip. Thanks for making our first time memorable! read more

Let me start by saying I ended up with a great experience bc of the amazing woman and her partner who participated fully with a few folks, so this isn't sour grapes. But the overall crowd is pretty tame. I admittedly arrived a little early around 1030, and since I was traveling alone went as a single man wo my long time play partner. The crowd was all at the bar downstairs. About 10-15 couples and 6 or 7 single guys. No one was talking to each other. I introduced myself to a few couples, only one of which was nice enough to chat for a bit. Upstairs, there was literally zero going on at the point. About 15 minutes after I arrived, a crowd of about 5 couples who all clearly knew each other moved to the dance floor downstairs. I walked up to them and offered a drink. They spoke with me a bit but basically had no interest in anyone but themselves. As it got a little after 11, a few couples went upstairs, while most were still at the bar. Those who went upstairs just sat down in the library or roamed in the halls with the singles. Thankfully, that lovely miss and her guy had started with another in one of the rooms along the hallway, and kept the curtain open for folks to see. I watched from outside the room for a couple of minutes until I asked to join, and proceeded to have a great 30 minute or so session with them while a few singles and couples continued to watch. When I left thereafter, about 1145, those couples were still standing in the hall, the "hometown crowd" was still in the library, and most of the original couples were still at the bar. So no other action, in a lifestyle club, at almost midnight. This place needs a more lifestyle vibe. Fewer couches and less walls upstairs to create a more open feeling and larger, accessible play spaces. And the hometown crowd has to get over itself. They weren't good looking, friendly, or, apparently, actually into doing what the club is there for. read more

Nice Place! It is somewhat expensive to get in. My wife and I went for the first time on a Saturday night. Single males are not allowed at that time. We paid $80 as a couple plus a few tips here and there. We brought a bottle of wine as it's BYOB. There is no sign on the door, and if you don't know where you are going, you'll walk right by it. The staff was extremely nice. We got a quick tour of the place and the hostess answered all of our questions. The downstairs is like any other high end club. Loud music, lights, a bar, seating areas. There's a stripper pole. Some art work. Generally classy. Most people downstairs were just drinking, dancing, and talking. There were a few women walking around in bra and panties type attire. Men were dressed very nice in collared shirts. I saw virtually no jeans, T-shirts, or tennis shoes. The upstairs is wild. Be prepared. Colette provides towels and a few lockers (bring your own lock). There is only 1 female bathroom and 1 male bathroom with a shower. Sometimes there was a line, but not terribly long. There's a library room with several leather couches. There was a handful of people here having sex. Yes, you read it correctly. Blow jobs, cowgirl, doggie style, right there in front of everyone. There was a large theater room with more couches and more people having sex. There's a handful of rooms with a sheer curtain so you can watch, wait for it, people having sex. There's another room with a huge round bed and one way mirrors. You can stand in the hallway and watch through the one way glass at, you guessed it, people having sex. The "orgy room" had 2 large beds, but we were advised not to stand in the door way and watch people having sex because that would block the fire escape. ha ha ha There was also a lot of couples just standing around watching others. Free show!!! ha ha ha We watched for a while, and then we had sex. And guess what, people watched us. Yep. We did it. It was fun. The DJ was pretty bad. I think I heard 1 song the whole night that I recognized, but it wasn't that important. The porn shown in the theater room wasn't very female friendly, but that was no big deal either. All in all, we had a great time. We partied to 3 AM (they close at 4). Went back to the hotel and.....had more sex. read more

Me and wife are newbies to the lifestyle. Actually this was the first club we went to. We were on kid free vacation so what a perfect chance to let lose and have some fun. After some bar hoping and dancing we went to hustler and got some lingerie to go with the theme. We got to the club a little early which was probably a good thing. They staff were super cool and very professional. They showed us all the rooms and went through the rules. We brought our own bottle of vodka. They provide all the mixers and have bartenders that make your drinks. Awesome. The crowd was good looking and overall very nice. The rest sorry folks that stays at the club. But all I can say is we had a blast. read more

Wow. If you think you've done it all in NOLA, think again. BYOB, great house music on Sunday and sexy people, you're wildest dreams can come true here. read more

Interesting weekend. we decided to try 2 nights in a row at Club Collette. Friday night they allow single men and that was a true semi-weird experience. the men are some what like vulchers but most women who attend on Friday are into 'crowds' shall we say? Saturday was couples only and a low turn out. You make these places to be good by your own activity level so we have seen better but Saturday was pretty lame. My only complaints are that the elevator seldom works and they need to turn down the AC so people on the upper level don't sweat as much. would go back. read more

Enjoyed the 1st floor; was not made aware of second floor until toured; and hey to each their own. Nice ambience and music and people were nice; very put together. read more

It was fun shocked a lil my first time but opened up after a few drink definitely would go back

Visit: 05/26/2017 So we usually do not do repeat reviews. Actually we've never done a repeat review of anywhere. But it has been some years since our first and last and only visit to Colette New Orleans; plus that visit ended with an orgy of myself, three other lovely ladies (shout out to Robyn, Shannon, and Natalie), and Kristian, so the whole night and experience was a little skewed. But last night we were able to see the club in all of its glory again like it was the first time and we loved it. The club is located just two blocks from Canal St. in the French Quarter. Security is standing outside with a velvet rope and red carpet, so it was very easy to find. It was a Friday, so the theme was Pantiless Fridays and since we dressed to theme that meant $20 off of the door fee which was nice. Once you pay, you enter through the door way to your left and into the club. Once inside you are immediately in the downstairs social area: to your left you have a long couch that fits about 12 people, two semi circle white couches with tables and stools, as well as the stairs that take you up stairs. To the right there is another couch that fits about 6 people. As you walk forward there is a long high top bar table with 10 seats in the middle of the room with the bar to the left and three high top individual tables for two to the right against the wall. Also in the same area to the right against the wall that separates the dance floor and social area (which is literally the only thing we could think of that we did not like) is another 10 person couch. The tall and lovely Shea Butter was behind the bar when we were there and she was amazing. Mixers are free minus bottles of water for $2 and Red Bull for $5, but they had free water as well. The dance floor was a little small and had a couple small lounge couches on it on the right corner with a couple small tables. There's a stripper pole on a slightly elevated stage centered on the dance floor against the wall with the entry to the bathrooms to the left of it and the DJ in the left corner. I don't think we heard a song we did not like or could not dance to all night. Then we ventured upstairs and you have two options on how you get upstairs: the steep and narrow staircase (that is amazing for stairwell going up pictures by the way) or the elevator. We used both since we made multiple trips. Once upstairs you have a hallway basically that makes up the play area. When you go up the steps and turn right, this way will take you to the infamous library/study that has four leather couches. Connected to the library and through a door is the theater room with porn projected on the TV as well as four love seats. When you exit either room and go down the hallway, to your left there are four rooms with full beds in them (these rooms have the option to be open which means the curtains aren't closed, semi private with the sheer curtains drawn, and private with the black curtains pulled shut). On the right side of the hallway are two small private rooms with doors that close and lock, twin beds, and small TVs showing porn. Also on the right is a voyeur room that has a circular bed in it with a one way plexiglass mirror where on lookers can see in, but those in the room can not see out. There are also two benches in the room as well. Then at the end of the hallway and around the corner is the group/orgy room with two full sized beds pushed together and a liberator chair. This is a stay and play or be on your way room; no spectating, only participating. All of the mattresses are waterproof for the squirters and there is a towel attendant each night, plus each room has condoms and sanitizer.. Last night we had the pleasure of meeting Tina who was the attendant for the evening. Upstairs also has two social/lounge areas: one in the hallway with a ten seated couch and another just across from one of the private rooms with a six seater couch. Also at the end of the hall located close to Tina and the towels are lockers and two bathrooms: a unisex bathroom with a shower and a female only bathroom. We really had a great time and thank you again to Jess for giving us a tour and the absolutely gorgeous Monica for just being her! We can't wait to go back in July. read more

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I gave an extra star because we met a really great couple. However....I was really surprised how many single men were in the bar. I've been to a few lifestyle clubs and usually single men have a designated bar area and aren't allowed to join a couple at the tables or sofas unless asked. As for the upstairs areas, normally only couples are allowed to enter. At least you have to have a woman with you if you're a man. We entered a bedroom with another couple and had a great time but there were creeper single dudes pulling the curtain aside to look in every couple minutes. One guy literally stepped in and stood at the end of the bed. We kind of asked him to go behind the curtain and five minutes later he was entering from one of the side bedrooms. Then we went to the main room where there is an open round bed and there's 3 or 4 single dudes just hovering around watching the "show". It was a big let down after what started out to be a pretty good time. read more