10/10. Speechless. Best service ever. Took great care of us and made sure we were taken care of. read more

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Located in the Excalibur Hotel and Casino, Dick's is a must stop every time I'm in Vegas. The food is fantastic and the service is great but with attitude! Not for people who have no sense of humor and possibly a little mature for young kids. We love Dick's! read more

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Literally, the last place anyone would want to spend their money. I can't figure out why they are open for breakfast, when most people in Vegas have had a rough night before... maybe it's more fun at night... the silverware is from a discount Walmart warehouse or something... I'd be ashamed to show people that silverware. Pancakes were rubbery, sausage was Walmart, coffee was okay... I did notice that a couple of employees had found their dream job! I endured the experience at the Excalibur location, because of no other breakfast choice at the resort... won't happen again! read more

Great experience! So funny, drinks were good and music was a vibe. Daisy was amazing service on point

This was our second time at Dick's Last Resort in Vegas, so we know the vibe of the restaurant. We had a fun server, and in true Dick's form, he was inappropriate and mostly fun. A huge plus for him was how much he engaged with our blind daughter. He was fun with her, but seemed to want to connect so he could include her in the experience. The downside was the food. We already knew before coming to Dick's this is a "bar food" place-we did not expect any fancy food. Just like the rest of Vegas the food is extremely overpriced. But Dick's took this to entirely new level: a SIDE of steamed broccoli was $8.99 and it had four florets of broccoli in a small side bowl. The side of fries had probably less fries than a McDs large fry and that $8.99. I wish our server had had the courtesy to advise when I ordered the broccoli as my meal that it was very, very small and maybe not worth it. That was really just not cool. Additionally, like many other places in Vegas (from what we read before our trip), there is a random service fee-not gratuity, a fee, which is added on automatically. Dick's is fun if you are not sensitive and enjoy some slightly raunchy vibes...but if you're actually there to eat, hard pass. Definitely not worth the high cost of the menu items versus what you get and the quality. read more

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Always goofy fun and worth the experience. Custom hats, big drinks, goofy food. Laughs for days read more

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Don't come here if you are a sensitive person this place is not for pus*ys lol! They can be are rude, crude and dicks BUT that is the point of this place. We had a blast BSing with the bartender. We got the $5 margarita special it was so good. I highly recommend this gem in downtown Las Vegas. We will come back here when we are in town to grab a bite next time their food looked so good. read more

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Dick's Last Resort was a hilarious lunch! READ WHY BELOW Not only did we get fun hats made for us by the waiters but they gave the best (I don't care about you service) that was so funny I'm so glad we joined in on that experience of being joked around and made fun of it was wonderful! You gotta know how to take a joke when going to Dicks Resort! We tried the Sampler Platter and it was delicious even though they ran out of fried pickles:( the spiked iced tea was refreshing and came along with a souvenir glass. Super great times!! The ambience is a good time! read more

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I LOVE this place. It's so much fun. The waitress was wonderful. I loved her commentary. I was just so enthused to be there and she tried so hard to be exasperated with me. The hats they gave us were super fun. We ended up splitting some machos and the chicken mac and cheese. The mac and cheese was ok. It was nothing special. But the nachos were GINORMOUS! So honestly, we ended up with more food than we could eat. What can I say, Dick's really filled us all up. uwu Loved: - Macho Nachos with Tater Tots Liked: - Mama Dick's Mac n Cheez Grilled Chicken read more

Cold food, the quality of the food is small, the wings were dry, the service was terrible, I will never eat there again, I don't recommend this place. Sorry not sorry read more

Service is great... lol. I came there thinking they were going to be rude RUDE but they were pretty nice, just sarcastic and talks back to you when you ask for something. Actually really fun! I loved their remarks. Food was way better than I thought as well. I got the BBQ Combo platter(?) comes with a side and a steak which comes with 2 sides. It was enough for a table of 4 for lunch and we havent had breakfast before either. I recommend the frys and ask them to be Extra Well Done. its really good! The Cole Slaw was mid and but the mashed red potato is great as well. So food wise 8/10. Ambiance is like a surf shack or something. Very tropical aloha and they have people sticking dollar bills everywhere. Also, you get hats as well that insult you lol, which is the theme of the restaurant so I'd say its great! read more

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We stayed at the Excalibur, and every time we came here to get a table, the wait was over an hour. Finally, we came at shift change, and we had our opening. It's really obvious that Dick's leans a lot on the rudeness of their servers as part of the attraction. When the waiter brought the napkins, he threw them, like a ticker tape parade of napkins. Funny. And, they realize not everyone is into the game. They will happily provide an insulting paper hat if you want, but they won't shame you if you don't. My mom is 80, and she wanted a hat. She thought it was funny that they put "Titanic Survivor" on the hat. But, really, we came here for the food. The food arrived cold. Was that part of the rudeness? Probably not. My $18 burger was plain, and the fries were merely okay. My mom was surprised that the mac and cheese was spicy. I didn't think it was that spicy, but a watery plate of $20 mac and cheese was not fun. It became clear that this was not anything to do with some rudeness related schtick, but rather simply that they don't serve good food. That is, with one very notable exception. The ribs were phenomenally good. These were flat out some of the best ribs I've ever had anywhere. They were meaty and flavorful, and the barbecue sauce had a smokiness to it that was just right. Fortunately, my wife was willing to share, otherwise it would've been an expensive, disappointing meal for all of us. My mom also wanted water, and she was told they didn't have tapwater. We've been to several places in Las Vegas on this trip, including places this hotel, and they did have tapwater. It was obvious they wanted to squeeze a few dollars out of her for bottled water. The service was reasonably good, too. I can definitely see coming here if you have a birthday party or some other event where people are willing to have silly, wacky things happen to them. The prices are steep, and I certainly wouldn't come here again for anything other than the ribs. read more

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We had a great time at Dicks! Our server was absolutely hilarious. The old bay wings are sooooo good! Fries are perfectly cooked. The kids meals come with a frisbee for free so that was really nice. If you get the mason jar drinks they're great in giving you a cup to finish your drink and be able to walk on Fremont street still. If you want a good salad for dinner the chicken Cesar isn't a bad option. Decent portion and delicious! The receipt will have you filled with laughter. Beware to not be a Karen here read more

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This restaurant/bar known as "Dick's" can be found to the left (if coming down) or right (if going up) of the stairs/escalator to the 2nd floor inside the Excalibur. ***WARNING*** DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE SARCASM, RUDENESS OR THE LIKE. Now, if you like a little fun in your life, head on down to Dick's, you will not be disappointed! I always come to the side (to-go) bar when I'm in Vegas and its been years since I've eaten inside. 1st time was a girls trip and what fond memories I have!!! Came with the inlaws and took them here, we came for breakfast. Mind you they loved it, it was just a basic breakfast. I do not remember the food being all that spectacular BUT you come for the entertainment and my oh my the drinks!!! The best daquari and margaritas in my opinion for a fraction of what you pay at Fat Tuesday! They absolutely loved it! The banter was hilarious to say the least! Watching others enjoy the sarcastic waiters was hilarious and reading the dunce hats.. yes thats right you get your very own dunce cap to-go! We had a cherry-lime tower daquari... amazing!!! Also ordered a surprise drink... was given a Moonshine Tea (I believe) oh soo soo sooo good! Unfortunately the bartender for the frozen drinks didn't show up today, so the other bartender was doing the job of 2 people. We were able to get our food and drinks in a reasonable amount of time...considering we came around 10:45am... breakfast/lunch rush. They definitely want to return and bring other friends and family members here. I, of course, will continue purchasing my drinks from Dick's everytime I'm in Vegas. I raise my glass to those Dick's! read more

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First time trying this place after seeing so many YouTube videos about it. Overall experience was excellent, love the gentleman in the front desk, lots of humor. Love the waitress, Kala was awesome. I am going to break down the review. Restroom - it was messy and overflowing with paper towels. This was the first area I went to, the toilet stalls were spacious and quiet. The floor was clean and the sinks have ample soup. The Dining area - huge area with tables, very active, and did not disappoint with the setting. Whatever was trash was constantly swept up and the floor was clean. Food - my friend had chili cheese fries and it was a decent size. It filled him up. I ordered the BBQ combo which consist of pulled pork, wings and drums, tater tots, and ribs. The pulled pork were delicious, a perfect balance of fat and meat. The wings and drums were good, the chicken was well done and tender. The tater tots were nice and crispy. The ribs were decent, I like the taste, however a tiny bit dry, good balance of lean meat and fat. It came with a giant Coke Zero and it was satisfying. The service : they were rude as hell but that was what I was expecting. Rude and funny. I would definitely go back again and I hope I get the same server. Overall, very spacious restroom, well ventilated, clean except for some stains in the bowl. Service and food was excellent, no complains. read more

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Was not prepared for the snark on my way through to the MGM and loved every second of it. Good drink made by some shithead mascochsitioc bartender, served with a side order of sarcasm. Feel free to take the $2 we left taped to the bar. read more

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Service was great - server was an asshole! You have to know what you're getting into, but once you do it's a great time

Food is served in big portions servers are funny as heck they will crack you up. Fun environment, fun for family gatherings.

Came for breakfast. Service was great! Our waiter was funny. He made us laugh a lot. Place was clean. The food, eh. I definitely don't think my breakfast was worth $16. I got the buttermilk pancakes, bacon and eggs. I ordered this cause I love fluffy buttermilk pancakes! These pancakes were flat, thin, and small. Would not recommend. The eggs and bacon were just ok. Nothing special. My son had the cheeseburger and said it was real tasty and good. read more

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Ah.. the ambiance. Usually, when the staff is rude and insulting, you don't recommend a place. But since you have to be a glutton for punishment to eat here, it was great!!! The bacon cheeseburger was really tasty, and my wife said the mac and cheese was great. Shout out to Darvon for being a prick and making us feel unwelcome in a hilarious way. read more

Worst service ever!!...but I think that's the point. If I'm being honest, you should visit this place for the bad service. It's pretty hilarious. Unfortunately, the food is mediocre as well. This is going to be a weird, bizarro-world review but you should go for the bad service despite the food. I guess the chicken strips were OK, but the wings were pretty dry and it tasted like they just tossed them in straight Frank's Red-Hot sauce rather than using that as a base for an actual signature sauce. That's always a fast way to lose me. My friends who had been here warned me about the food but said the rest of it is hilarious. I really only visited because I had a Groupon but I would actually go back with certain family and friends just to enjoy watching them get roasted by the servers. Our crappy server did a great job of being the roast-master, and I guess he got our mediocre food to us pretty efficiently and kept our drinks full. Since food is my deal, it's hard to give a good review to a place that serves food and needs to up their game but like I said, with this place, it's about the experience read more

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Make sure you go in being ok being picked on. It's all lighthearted and not personal, but if you have thin skin, this place isn't for you. Our waiter did a good job of reading the room, and was pretty funny. I had the fish and chips and I don't know what seasoning they used on it but it was SO GOOD. read more

The location on the strip is much better in terms of humor and service. The food here is pretty good, the burgers were the standout option of my group. The big drink bowls here are just as good as the other location. read more

My husband and I ate dinner on the Saturday before President's Day. We went to the Fremont Street location. If you haven't been before, this restaurant serves up sarcastic humor from the moment you're seated until you leave. It's a lot of fun. It's different and refreshing from other eating establishments I've been too. Upon entering the restaurant we were greeted by a friendly hostess who questioned us if we have ever dined with them before? Upon our answer that we haven't, she explained about the type of humor they use. We were seated at a table and given menus to look at. My husband chose the Bbq Ribs N' wings, Ribs + Buffalo chicly wings with a Guinness Beer. I ordered the steakhouse chopped salad with a glass of white wine. Our waitress made hats out of white butcher paper, wrote insults on them in marker and placed them on our heads. The food was delicious. The service was excellent served with insults and sarcasm. It was a lot of fun. We used a Groupon. Come hungry because they feed you here with large portions. The restaurant is clean and well managed. It was busy with a lot of people/groups. There were birthdays celebrated too. read more

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Not sure why the bad reviews. We had a great time. The place is very upbeat and can be loud. Our waiter was good, & funny with the jokes and sarcasm. I suppose some of the stuff was over the line if you have thin skin, but we all found it funny. We're all enjoyed the food overall. My burger was fine--twice what it was worth. My son thought the wings and ribs were both good, and my wife and nephew were happy with their fettuccini. It's certainly overpriced because it's on the strip, so there's that. Drinks had plenty of alcohol and with the value, imo. All in all, no complaints. If you're on the strip and looking for a fun time, I think it's worth it. read more

Our server was nice, but service was a little slow. We didn't get our hats until we were all just about done eating. The hats were funny, atmosphere has a cool and funny vibe to it. Food.... Just okay. Wings were over done, the meal was nothing to write home about. This is a fun place to go to at least once for the experience, but not the place for a knock your socks off meal. read more

Good is just fair - not a big selection and very few healthy options. It's got an upbeat vibe with music and decor. Sarcasm is a must to tolerate the servers. Pricey. read more

Was able to walk in on a Saturday evening with a group of 13 people including 2 under 2. Our server was wonderfully rude and we loved it! ;) the food was surprisingly really good as well. We had nachos, wings, burgers, steak and shrimp, etc...drinks were strong and overall it was a great experience. read more

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This review is for Dick's just off Fremont Street and not the one in Excaliber. I can't recommend. Four of us. One person ordered a Coke. 5 bucks. Beer was 2.50. Thought that was sort of odd. Food was not that good. We had some sort of sampler plate w Buffalo Wings, fried pickle chips, cheese sticks, and 3 chicken strips. It was 25 bucks for about 4 dollars worth of food. Chicken was cooked in deep fryer, coating was dark, using old oil. Friend had a steak and said it tasted bad. She wouldn't eat it so they took it off the bill. Server was funny. The insults were non stop. Woman next to us had a paper hat that said more truckers fell asleep inside of her than a Motel 6. So service good. Food bad and expensive. Not coming back. read more

We went for a family member's birthday. I was definitely nervous about it but went for it. Taco is the star of the show. For a large tip, he will do a strip tease on the birthday person, and it is so comical. 10/10 would come back next time I'm in town. read more

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Sarcasm is one thine but complete incompetence is another. 35 minute to get water. Oh and if you ask for water they sell you bottles of water. Apparently they don't serve free water here. The food is mediocrite at best and way overpriced. $20 for a hamburger with bacon is the type of pricing they have. read more

Amazing banter with our waitress Connie. Please remember that this place is for adults. Cussing is frequently used but I use it too so it's fine for me and my adult friends. Food was fantastic the 4 of us had a great time and were laughing so hard we had tears in our eyes!! But please be expected for verbal fun abuse. read more

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My family and I had so much fun there. Sergio was our waiter, and he was awesome. Such a novel idea that they act in a rude like manner. It was all done in a fun manner. It was highly entertaining, and the food was phenomenal. I am seriously cheap but didn't even blink at spending the money here. Thank you for the entertainment. Can you please put one in Southern California? My kids and I will ABSOLUTELY frequent your establishment. read more

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Come here in a group and get ready to laugh. The "service" is intentionally rude and crass but it's hilarious. Prices are average. The drinks and food are meh. Our nachos were actually pretty terrible and our drinks were overly sweet and could've been stronger, but overall this was a fun and enjoyable experience and highly entertaining. read more

As I wrapped up my birthday weekend I felt that being disrespected by the staff was a nice way to end this Vegas experience, lol. I take it there are two locations in Vegas, this one is located inside The Excalibur Hotel & Casino. From the start we were treated like "trash" which is the theme of the restaurant. I won't say too much so that you experience this on your own. But let's say you have to have thick skin and expect insults with an open mind. To drink I had the "Sucker Punch" mixed with, moonshine and lemonade. The drink also included the 20oz mason jar! To eat I went with the "bacon cheddar burger" with a side of steak fries. The server was so rude and indifference, and we loved it! The food and experience was above average and recommend this to anyone that is cool with being mistreated! Cheers! read more

First time visiting the restaurant at the freemont location celebrating a friends birthday and had a blast with all the staff. Laurel our waiter was fun and sarcastic which we loved because we gave him a run for his money will definitely go back when we are back on Vegas read more

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The food is meh overpriced and drinks are overpriced in the tourist trap location of the Fremont area. There's Better options on the strip or away from the tourist trap in Vegas. I would Only recommend going during happy hour and buying drinks and food off that menu Monday-Thursday 11AM-7PM. Service and ambience was better than the food and drinks. read more

Had a wonderful (and entertaining) dinner last night. Everyone from start to finish was great. Especially want to call out our entertainer, Julian. He was incredible! The food was crazy delicious and the dessert was uber yummy. read more

If there is a rate low than 1 star i would give out this place its horrible customer service and waiters are very rude, tables are so rude we left the place right away we felt like the waiters wants to kick ua outside of the place overall it was a very bad experience. read more

Been to other "Dick's" and always had a better than average meal and time but yuk, this place was terrible. Went with a group of friends for a B'Day celebration of sorts and it was not as we had hoped. The waitress did her best to live up to the rude, nasty and insulting expectations and although a bit too exaggerated she was at least fun. The food however was AWFUL. The steak was over cooked, the wings were actually tough, (what, no celery?) and the fish and chips were a greasy mess. Did I mention they were out of crab too? WTF? Way below what we had hoped. Bummer. read more