While their margaritas are sub par, the food has drastically improved over the years. Service is always spot on and willing to accommodate some of our food allergies. Chips and salsa are top notch, and I really enjoy their El Patio enchiladas with a corn salsa on top. They also have some healthy options with a tasty fajita salad. We now live 30 min away, but still try to go at least once a month. read more

My mother in law grew up around these parts so Felix's was one of the first local Mexican Food establishments in the area. They were in business for many decades and when the original owners retired, El Patio took up the reins. They kept some of Felix's old recipes. The one that drew us to this place is the Queso dip. We were not hungry so we ordered nothing else. This stuff is the bomb! Very cheesy, gooey and somewhat greasy but super good queso! They have delivery vans out front and one returned while we were there so they do deliveries during the pandemic. They all were practicing social distancing rules, wearing masks and gloves and are open for business. Please try this place if you're in the area. It is sooooo good. #ThankYouThursday read more

El Patio - The queso with a side of salsa - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Came here for Cinco de Mayo a few days ago. It was super crowded, and this could be the reason for the poor service we received. There wasn't any room to visit Club no Minor. That was okay with us. We were fine with a regular table. My first impression was that the restaurant was super dark (not in a romantic, charming way) and felt somewhat dingy overall. Still wanted to stick around and check it out. They brought us to a table with picked at chips and salsa already out. It seemed at first like they were going to pass them off as being fresh servings... Finally someone came and cleared this leftover food and gave us our own basket of chips and new salsas. We enjoyed the chips and salsa! Not the best ever, but still enjoyable. The salsa had the kind of spice that you don't notice until a few seconds later. We were never told what their Cinco de Mayo specials were, so I am unsure if they actually had any specials or not. We both ordered their famous blue margarita (since that's what everyone here on Yelp is talking about). They were good! And yes, definitely strong. Our waitress finally came back to take our food order. We chose to split a chicken quesadilla. 1 hour passed. Our waitress came by to check on us. We each ordered another margarita since we were still waiting for our food. I asked for a purple one this time. She brought me a blue one saying she forgot I wanted purple. Oh well. That's fine. We figured our quesadilla was coming out of the kitchen soon, and we were just going to be patient. Then almost another hour passed. We finally asked if our quesadilla was almost done (mind you 2 hours have passed). Our waitress said, "oh I assumed someone brought it to you." Nope... 10 minutes later our simple chicken quesadilla arrived. Took FOREVER. But it was soooooo good. Like one of the best quesadillas I've ever had. We liked our food and drinks. But it clearly wasn't a good experience for us. I'm going to give them a benefit of the doubt and try back again on a less hectic day. read more

El Patio - Frozen Blue Marg - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

Its a good food, good vibe and a nice dinner place. We thoroughly enjoyed our good. Big portions and reasonable price. The service was really good with nice and polite welcome. They also have multiple TVs and a mid section big projector for sports :) Would be back to try brunch. read more

El Patio - Veg and chicken quesedila - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Left a bad taste in my mouth, walked in, and it was only two tables that I saw were sitting. And I stood for two or three minutes, and no one came to the hostess stand to greet me or to sit me. Very disappointing, because I enjoyed myself the last two times . I even called the restaurant as I was leaving to let them know that no one was in the front and that they should have someone in the front they can see people. read more

Drove here all the way from Spring, TX to celebrate my BFF's birthday. We chose this place because we used to eat at Felix back in the day and we heard El Patio makes and serves the famous Felix Queso. We were so excited to see that they actually have a whole page of their menu dedicated to Felix classic dishes. We both ordered the Felix plate #2 and words cannot describe how amazing the food was. The enchiladas were delicious, and the taco was great as well. No complaints. Great service. We will definitely return! read more

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El Patio is kind of a hidden gem. It's is a sketchy looking strip center but once you're inside you forget that. I like to sit at the bar. My boss always claimed their margaritas had everclear in them. I have a hard time believing that is true but I guess they are pretty strong margaritas. Their Mexican food is good. I have only had the fajitas but they were pretty good. Their chips are also good to much on. read more

First of all, I'd like to thank you for the business you have provided for so many patrons over so many years.  We had a get together at your restaurant Monday the 2nd in the evening. It was a last minute decision to go here as we just then had found out our favorite restaurant in the River Oaks area decided to close for the evening and one of our friends that lives close suggested this place for us.  Where do I start. From the moment we sat down and the server greeted us, I knew it would be a very interesting experience. The way he dropped the napkins (coasters) on the table as he left to get water for us was just so careless. The last one he threw like it was a paper airplane luckily it did land on the table. By the way, it was a party of about 12. 2 of us were there when this happened. So we all finally settle in and it all began. I asked him if he could do separate checks if we stay put so can keep track better. The face he made, was of "it sounds difficult" was of "I kinda don't want to do it" was of " I'm to lazy to figure it out" and suggested we do equal payments but I didn't think it would be fair the people that were not drinking alcohol to pay a bigger amount so he finally agreed. Anyway now the taking orders part was also a little shocking. Just because of the way he double tapped my shoulder when it wasn't called for as I wasn't even distracted with anything else, so it was super uncalled for the shoulder tapping as it threw me off completely I couldn't even remember what I wanted to order just because he touched me. And I think he did it to the others also. With that being said, the food comes out. And he starts to sing a song with the name of the plates that were ordered....Really? You took the order and don't know who ordered it. He called for the chicken like 4 times, I'm guessing that was the chorus. Until the guy that had the chicken realized it was his being called...then the server gave him the chicken. Then he sang the last verse as the last plates were set. By the end when it was time to give out checks, he got totally confused and perplexed like if he was new to the business. Messed up some, charged wrong items on others, one of us gave him a credit card with 2 tickets to charged both and he charged one. And at the end he says his missing payment for a certain dish. Which was the one he had to charge with that card. It was a total mess. Oh another thing to mention is that he was asked if we can get Green Tea shots for us and he said they don't have that. It's on the menu. So we tell him it's a whiskey based shot and what it has...He says they don't have whiskey!!! Wow he really has no knowledge. It was a very annoying time. The server is very nonchalant about service and looks at patrons like he knows more and "I'm doing your favor" attitude. There was also no manager that ever came to us to see how we or if we were enjoying our experience. The only attentive person in this whole ordeal was the busser. He deserved the gratuity that was left. And because some of us are in the industry we were not just going to give nothing. Eventhough he truly didn't deserve it. That's the ONLY reason some gratuity was left.  Sorry for taking your time but I feel like this should be addressed and there should be training given to this individual so service could be smooth and enjoyable. He made nothing memorable from this restaurant happen. read more

The manager of this food truck bar has no consideration for the neighborhood they plopped themselves down next to. Music plays loudly (all they have to do is turn down the bass but they refuse) Fridays and Saturdays from 9pm to 2am and Sundays from 4-ish to at least 9pm. I've invited them to come to my house to hear for themselves and they say they will come but never do. read more

I called ahead about bringing a small dog on the patio and was assured it was no problem. The fat manager kicked us out. Myself and my wife. He was inconsiderate and didn't seem to have a handle on how others answer the phone. This place sucks unless you love lies on the phone! read more

We love to eat at El patio. We find that the beef and the chicken enchiladas are meaty and superior to other Mexican restaurants. The prices are reasonable, except margaritas were not quite very good the last time we were there and the price was a bit high would love to see a reasonable happy hour during the week and More attention to the quality of the margaritas. Otherwise the service is very good and it is a fun place to be with a group. read more

---Dearest Reader, Tucked along a tired and worn out strip center along Westheimer you will find a hidden gem. It goes by multiple aliases - El Patio to some, Club No Minor to others. If you're unaccompanied by minors, I would recommend taking a hard right upon entering the restaurant. There you'll find a divey and nostalgic oasis of a dining area. The blue margaritas are sneaky strong but very well balanced from a sweet/tart standpoint. They offer a nice touch w/ the chips and salsa by providing a ramekin of queso. The felix queso is definitely worth ordering in addition to the meal, I'm not sure how to describe it other than being utterly delicious. During my most recent visit I ordered the Carne Guisada (pictured). It was fantastic. The stewed beef was flavorful and tender; this dish checked both boxes w/ ease. The gravy was no different, it was layered w/ delicious goodness and not one dimensional by any means. ---How I long to return. read more

El Patio - Carne Guisada and a Blue Marg - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

When someone tells you the blue margarita is strong, they ain't lying! This is a Houston staple and you have to try the Blue Margarita at least once. They have had Club No Minors forever, which is a side entry from the main restaurant. From memory back in day late in the evenings they allowed no minors and played music throughout the night. Definitely try the Diablo Dip which is served with chicharrones. I normally have fajitas or a taco salad but it's all good here! read more

This was our first time eating here and the experience was one of a kind. The service was IMPECCABLE, Alejandro A., was a server like no other! Very attentive, knew the menu very well, it was almost like he could read our mind before we even asked for anything. We noticed he was helping a lot of tables but he was so on top of his game that we were never waiting around for him. The food was so good we couldn't stop eating, and the price was super nice on our walkets read more

So let me start by saying that the food was amazing, and the service makes you feel like back in the days old school servers, BUT when I got my bill it had this secret tax for covid that the restaurant wants to impose on you, when I asked about it; they said if was for covid supplies that restaurant uses. Why do We have to pay for your expenses, that is such a CHEAP SHOT because people see this and says well only $2.50 no a big deal but with a restaurant averaging 500 tables per week; thats $5000 per month that these people are making out of decent people. The FTC will hear from you guys read more

El Patio - Covid Relief fake Tax - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

If you want a throwback to simpler times in Houston Tex-Mex this is the place to do it! Love the Felix plates and the blue margaritas, though one should be careful serving those to out of town guests, they're gonna end up blasted off two. lol. Not much to really set it apart from the other big tex-mex names in town, but it's a fun stop to mix it up. The interior is always clean, pretty well lit and lively with patrons. Never been to Club No Minor, but I don't feel like I'm missing much. read more

Really enjoyed everything about this divey Tex Mex place. First tip - when you enter go to the right and enter the Club No Minors bar & lounge room. This allows for a more intimate, ambience filled experience (for 21+ only). We went on Saturday during happy hour and loved everything we tried. The blue margarita is goooood, and if you like a little change, try the purple which is the blue with some raspberry puree added. That was also good. Both on happy hour menu. The chips came with both salsa and queso when we sat down. The chicken quesadilla - yum! Gooey, grilled, loaded with chicken and cheese, heaven! 4 pieces on happy hour. Our server was the bar tender assisted by the bus boy. Both attentive, friendly, professional and did an excellent job of watching the drinks but not interrupting conversation. Already planning my return! read more

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CLUB NO MINOR: what a fun place to be on a weekend evening!!!! The mariachi band freaking CRUSHES it! The blue margs are A1!!! The crowd is the type who likes to have a good time and enjoy themselves. The quesadillas slap. Come here, enjoy the vibes, enjoy the drinks, enjoy the company. Be happy w life at a club with no minors! read more

El Patio - Chicken quesadillas - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Let me start about by saying this WAS our go-to spot for Texans Sunday. Alfredo and Alejandro provided amazing service. Margaritas and food were on point!! However, our table was having a CIVIL conversation regarding politics. Not one person was arguing or disrespectful. The table next to us did not tell us we were loud NOR did they say we made them uncomfortable. Instead, they decided they needed to chime in and say "But, you are white?!" This table could have said, you are being too loud or can you talk quieter?!, but no, they ended up exchanging words with our table and WE got kicked out. They did not. As they dropped every curse word and were engaging in conversation with us. WE WILL NEVER BE BACK!!! We were treated like trash. All the while, they started this entire conversation, cursed at us, and proceeded to engage in our conversation. The manager would NOT hear our side of the story and only kicked our party out of the restaurant. DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!!!!! read more

This place is a dump! The vibe is old dirty carpet with rickety chairs!!! Nothing on draft! You would think the prices would be cheaper but Noooo! Market prices! I'm good! Money well spent elsewhere. I need to ask if the owners are old, dead or out of touch??!!! read more

El Patio - Interior - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

Don't let the lovely pale hue of the blue margarita fool ya. This little rita packs a punch. El Patio has been around FOREVER and they know how to mix a good margarita. The food is tasty too, yet since I have transitioned to being a vegan there is not much I can eat here so I usually only go for drinks. Moving on ...their patio is pretty cool and I like to just chill out there listening to the water flow from their little water fountain while...yes you guessed it...sipping a blue rita . El patio may not be swank, but, they their service is good and their prices are reasonable. If I prefer, to done outside but they have live music inside which really fantastic. Also, there is complimentary valet service on Thursdays and Fridays read more

Okay guyssss this place is a kingdom. Tortilla soup is my favorite kind of soup (it should be everyone's) and their tortilla soup is sooiiii good. Side note: when you get the fajitas they're sizzzzzzilin. Okay I will say If you have IBS don't get the queso but like this place is a vibe. If you ever make a res make sure to make it at 'club no minor' they have live music on the weekend and my friend Ana sings there sometimes... she's a bit of a local celebrity around these parts read more

El Patio - The tortilla soup - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

so this is my first time ever dining at this establishment. I came into town to pick up my car after getting repaired and I was driving back to Austin and then my windshield wipers broke down so I wasn't able to drive back today because it was raining. Anyways! I figured I would get another hotel stay and go dine somewhere. I just pulled into this parking lot and when I walked in, it was very quiet and conserved. I noticed that everyone who walked in spoke to the servers or management as if they were regulars. So obviously this was a good place to die in. I ordered just trying to kill some time until check in. When I arrived, the bus boy gave me chips and asked if I wanted anything else. And then my server came up and took my drink order. Then, she came and took my order and after taking my order, the bus boy came back again to make sure if I needed anything else then another server came by and see if I needed anything. So altogether the customer service was so amazing. By the end of my meal, the manager, Michael came by and asked if everything was OK. And then we had a small conversation and he made me smile, then he even bagged the rest of my food to go, and my server was just very nice and amazing! I will for sure come back to this place. If you're ever in town and want a small bite, and quiet reserved place this is the place to go. I will for sure. Come back here. Great experience! read more

Love the chicken verdes!! Great place to eat. Great service from Alejandro A. Never disappointed! read more

We love El Patio! When I was younger of course we went to No Minors for decades! Now we've been coming for brunch every weekend for about 3 years. What keeps us coming back is the outstanding service! Alejandro A takes such great care of us! He's become a good friend who we love to see every week! The entire staff treats us like VIPs! Thank you to everyone at El Patio for making each visit so enjoyable!!! read more

This place has great food and great customer service every time! And the drinks are always good! Today we had Alejandro as our waiting and he was very attentive and on point with everything. We will definitely be back! read more

I love their food but next time I will ask them to put half of the cheese. The cheese is delicious but it swallows the corn tortilla. Other than that, I highly recommend El Patio. Great service and very reasonable! Ask for Alejandro; very friendly and very good server. read more

I love El Patio. Family friendly restaurant with excellent food. It feels like you're eating in someone's living room. Friday night Mariachi always leave us leaving feeling lighter after a long stressful week. I love the enchiladas and the quesadillas and my kids love the queso. read more

This restaurant pulled a cheap shot first by over charging me for Quesadillas. Then they put in a freaking COVID FEE on my ticket. I asked the manager about it and she said it's for the workers! What a load of crap!! I will NEVER go there again and I am going to report them. The State of Texas is going to love this. BEWARE!!! read more

El Patio - COVID FEE - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

Our server was rude. The house margaritas, while strong, had no essence of lime and when I asked for an additional lime, was told it was $1. For a lime slice. Where you can go to HEB and get 5 whole limes for $1. We also ordered the "World Famous Felix's Queso" it was disgusting, room temp and congealed... and she gave us a large when we didn't ask for it and I don't know how anyone thought that queso could ever be good. It had the texture of cottage cheese. read more

El Patio - Nasty Felix Queso - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

Let me start by saying this review has nothing to do with the food. The food is five stars. This review is solely based on a to- go order I picked up tonight. As I was signing my bill I noticed there was a five dollar surcharge for my to go order. This was for an order that was $24 worth of food as well as $24 worth of margaritas. I also tipped 15% for the service that brought it out to me. I really think that the five dollar charge is completely unnecessary for two Styrofoam boxes and one plastic container. I will never order from here again. I came to this restaurant all through Covid. It was always packed. Enough with the price gouging. read more

So I randomly came across this restaurant and was pleased by the food. The decor is a little outdated but the food was phenomenal!!! read more

El Patio - Enchilada - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

I would like to start by saying that the Flan is excellent! The burrito was okay, but the reason for the 2 star review is that I was told by the very nice employee that I was rung up "the best way possible" for what I ordered. I ordered a beef burrito with guacamole. The total was $33.98 for one burrito and one $5 Flan. I do not see how the burrito I ate was worth $25. I feel ripped off & I definitely won't ever come back after that. This is just ridiculous! This was a pickup order and I was told the total once I arrived. read more

El Patio - the receipt for a $25 burrito. - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

This is my favorite Mexican Restaurant in Houston!! The margaritas are so good you must try it!! All dishes are great!! Then staff is wonderful!! read more

Once I year, I like to visit spots that I don't typically frequent. El Patio was selected for the night, and I figured why not. Sound be fun right?! Well, I got there and was slightly dismayed that the only parking option you had was valet. I hate having people touch my baby (her name is Babz) but I went along with it any way (not that I had a choice). Gave them my keys and went inside. I put my name on the list for an inside table but told the waitress I be sitting outside since it was a 20 minute wait. For the entire time that I sat outside, no one offered me drinks. They said because my name was on the list to go inside they didn't think I'd want anything to drink while waiting. Ok. While waiting, my baby Babz was kicking up a fuss. Apparently they decided to move her and without turning off the alarm proceeded to drive get around with her alarm blaring. I left my table and walked up to my car and knocked on the passenger window, the driver ignored me. I walked over to the driver said and asked for my keys. I turned off my alarm and showed then how to turn it off in the future. The valley guy grabbed my keys out of my hand and proceeded to turn on my car. I should've known that once Babz was not happy, that I wouldn't be happy. I returned to my seat and opted to stay outside because it was a nice night. We ordered dinner and drinks. Because I'm keto, I ordered plain margaritas with the plan to add some of my mio flavored drops to the mix. The waitress asked for our card bc in the past, people would drink outside and leave without paying. So they'd skimp out on tabs that were over a hundred dollars. We obliged and gave her a card for the tab. We ordered dinner, and 2 rounds of drinks. Our tab was about $80 at this point. Then the "manager" (?) stopped me as I was putting my mio into my margarita. He asked to see what it was, and I showed him. He took the bottle and read it and then told me that I couldn't do that while there. I explained to him why I was adding the drops but he said it was against their policy (right). I told him okay and they brought us our tab without us even asking - essentially kicking us out. We paid and left. Suffice it to say, I won't be returning here. There are too many Mexican restaurants serving quality food and drinks for me to put up with their lack of customer service. If you're reading this check out Kona Grill, Pappasitos, and Doneraki for some decent happy hour specials. read more

I highly recommend coming here. I always get the Felix's Menu from the Felix's Mexican Food place that used to be around in Houston. I love the Felix's Dinner #1! read more

El Patio - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

Wow. Such amazing food!! Visiting Houston from LA and we were hoping to find some authentic Tex-mex. This is the spot! Alfredo, our server, was incredible. Make sure to ask for him when you come, he walked us through the menu, told us his favorites, was very professional and extremely attentive the entire meal. My boyfriend and I had the blue margaritas (highly recommend) (strong and delicious) and we split the beef fajitas for one. It made about 5 large tacos which was plenty for us. The beef was sooo tender and delicious (just the beef fajita not the tenderloin). If you're in Houston you must come here!! And if you like spicy, ask for the green salsa! Great food and above and beyond service- found exactly what we wanted! read more

I moved to Houston 18 years ago and began my search for a San Antonio style Tex Mex cheese enchilada. I found it here and they are great. My wife ha s ordered all kinds of stuff off the menu and it's been hit and miss on some of the other food. She's ordered a meal that was great and ordered the same meal again months later and it wasn't good, so the only consistent thing is the cheese enchiladas. The tortillas are also consistently good. We've been to the club a couple of times due to no seating at the restaurant and the service is lacking there, but then again a bar is more geared for drinking and not eating. We normally don't drink so I can't comment on the drinks, but it seems people like to come here to drink and have food while they're there, not the other way around. read more

Best local Tex-Mex there is!!!! Holy cow this place is knock your socks off amazing! The blue margarita is SO delicious so is the Mango Margarita. Beef enchilada and beef taco were fantastic, so savory hit the spot good. Chips and salsa are basic but good. Veggie fajitas are delicious. Best local and authentic TexMex restaurant. If you can try to come for the happy hour specials read more

El Patio - Mexican Near Me - Houston, Texas

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I actually think that their food is quite good, BUT, the service can be a real booger. Also maybe don't run off customers that don't want you to valet park their car. hmmm?.Good idea to let the customer park their car, if they want to? Customer? Me and my wife sitting next to me? The customers? Anyways, I was even willing to pay a valet tip, I just didn't want anyone driving my car, but the valet guy decided he didn't want my business. Even after I said we would just go to another restaurant, and he said "DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!"!! So because of the super rude ballet, me and my wife went to Ruchi's el Rincon.......which is basically next door. The total of our food at Ruchi's was more than $35 plus a hefty tip. Your loss........El Patio. Oh well El Patio is EL PASSO!!!! nada read more