Fast Eddie's is a great place to relax while playing billiards. The tables were all in excellent shape and the lighting was perfect for a fun and relaxing time. Planning to do it again soon. read more

Everything that's been written here about the owner is true. An old geezer who doesn't know what he wants. I happened to be there for the first and last time. He tried to pick a fight with a young girl for no reason. He needs to retire or something. PLEASE try to avoid this establishment. His behavior unbelievable and unacceptably bad. And attitude towards people was disgusting. I will definitely be writing to the Better Business Bureau about what happened and how he thinks it's acceptable to call his clients ugly and gross. Direct quote. For no good reason and I look totally beautiful, for those who concern:) Just because we were five minutes late at 10pm, which is when they sort of close, even though the time on the map says until 12pm. He literally yelled at us like we walked into his living room without asking. I have never encountered anything like that and hopefully never will again. The psychiatrist is crying for him. Hands down the most disgusting behavior I've ever witnessed from a business owner. This man is not just rude - he's hostile, unstable, and completely unfit to deal with the public. His attitude toward women was especially vile -- aggressive, condescending, and totally inappropriate. If you value your self-respect, stay away from this dump. I'll be filing a detailed complaint with the BBB, because no one should be treated this way - not even by someone clearly losing his grip on reality. read more

I hosted my wife's birthday here and it was amazing. Eddie was very helpful from the time we arrived to suggesting a local pizza spot. Love this place. read more

Owner gets off on causing customers to have a bad time, bartenders are great! We came in, and this guy continued to give us a hard time about the quality of his tables WHEN HE PUT HIS OWN DOG ON ONE OF THEM. There are better places to play pool ten minutes away, go to tillers and wait for it to open up, no one's going to make you uncomfortable for trying to have a respectful fun time. read more

It states on maps that this place was open, when I arrived, the door was locked shut.

To add to the similar reviews on this place the old guy that I'm assuming owns the place freaked out on my fiancé walking into the establishment about vapes when NO ONE was vaping. We were coming here weekly until this old man was completely rude and disrespectful for no reason. Don't waste your time or money coming here. And the music is AWFUL. The old man that owns this establishment should learn a thing or two about professionalism as a business owner. He definitely needs a big lesson on having basic human decency, this place will foreclose bc of his nasty attitude. I will make sure to tell everyone I know about this experience. read more

Awesome place to shoot some pool. They have various different tables for different styles of play. Great bar with an awesome selection of beers! Very friendly staff. They also get great live bands from time to time. Dartboards also available. If you're in the area and like pool, darts, beer, or all 3 make sure you check it out! read more

Fast Eddie's Billards Cafe - Front of building - Pool Halls Near Me - New Milford, Connecticut

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Just know I had to put 1 star or else I wouldn't had. These racist people said and I quote "we don't like your kind anyways" while me and my Latin family were exiting the building after being denied entrance after we were required to show a physical ID tho it doesn't state anywhere that it was a requirement for entry. I offered to show a picture of the ID while I was literally accompanied by my parents as I am a 23 year old women anyways. Will never be coming back and I do not recommend supporting such a disgusting business. read more

This place sucks and let me tell you why. I'm in my 30's, I gathered a group of friends along with some good looking women, all in our 30's. We visited this establishment for a a few games of pool as well as some live music. The old guy who I'm assuming was the manager lost his mind because he thought we were vaping, none of us vape, we were nothing but nice to everyone but he had his eye on us like we were his children, I asked for another round of pool and he told us no. None of us will ever come back, this place has so much potential for the younger generation but that old man wants to run the business into foreclosure, by the way the music was terrible. read more

$12 for a tequila sunrise, bar tender had a problem with my friend bringing in sparkling water, they where playing a podcast radio station instead of having music on, owner comes up to us telling us to hurry up since they have to close but didn't tell anyone else and was literally playing pool too... this place is a joke never coming back here again. Why do I need an ID TO PLAY POOL..... read more

The owner is rude and condescending. There was an error made on our bar tab. The bartender was helping us to figure it out when he stormed over, accused us of trying to steal from him, told me that my bf had been there last week and walked out on the bill and that every time he's there he never tips the bartender. we have only gone a couple of times a year, and we would never cheat or skip out on a bill and we always, I mean always tip at least 20%. Hrs an angry old man and won't see our business ever again! There needs to be another option or a new owner! read more

No food . You can't even bring in a bag of chips if you're there for the music. So if you like a beer with chips etc. to pick on... not gonna happen. Extremely nasty owner Eddie. It's $5. cover charge for local bands. Some decent bands but, really ,a cover charge? If you're a fan of GRUMPY ( Snow Whites dwarf) this is the place otherwise , keep driving to a better move inviting venue. BTW less than 1 star read more

We live like 2 streets away from here. Went there for the first time. I got accused of being high "because of my eyes" according to the owner/tar tender. I'm Asian and my eyes are kind of like that. The owner/bar tender started arguing about it with me. I don't know how this place survives treating first time patrons like this. Beware. Take what you will from that. I can't get real specific here. Beware, seriously. Edit: Gotta say, really the worst experience I've had at a food/drinks joint probably ever and I don't want to leave a review like this, but people have to know. These people treated me badly specifically (by their own words) because of how I look and got in my face and stuck their fingers in my face physically and threatened me "if I were to do anything" which I expressed I had no intentions of. This place is messed up for real and the management here needs an awakening of some kind. This is seriously an unacceptable way to treat patrons. To the owners of this establishment: if you want to challenge me on this, go ahead, you can't hide the truth. read more

If I could give this place zero stars I would. Very unpleasant. Went there with a few friends to hang out and as soon as we walked in the owner accused us for calling him an asshole and being a group that had given him a hard time in the past. We tried telling him that he had the wrong people but he insisted it was us and that he "recognized the body language" on my boyfriend. The guy is a total douchebag. We had been there one other time and he was rude to us then as well. Do not give this guy your money. He fucking sucks. O'Connors down the road from there is way better. read more

I'm giving Slick Eddies one star only because you can't seem to get in touch with anyone from the place, the hours listed on yelp are wrong and there is no real website. It's as if they don't want customers except for their core locals. Try somewhere else. read more

Leaps and bounds better than its predecessor (RIP Buster's Billiards), Fast Eddie's is huge with tons of pool, billiard, darts, and of course, drinks! There is some food, but it's not like there's a full service kitchen, just some bar food that is likely pre-frozen and heated to order. The bartenders are super friendly, eager and willing to please, always smiling, but the owner seemed to care more about watching horses than anything else. I don't mind some ponies, and there were enough TVs to watch multiple ballgames. Unfortunately, the darts get covered when there's a musical performance or open mic, and that's one of the main reasons I can't give it five stars. There's gotta be some darts even when it's amateur hour. read more

Very disappointed. Have been many times over the years and my youngest son started to learn to play pool there when he was 14. We recently went back for his 18th birthday after not having been for a couple of years. We were told he couldn't play because he isn't 21. They even questioned our relationship because of different last names and addresses. He lives with his dad and I'm remarried! It was going to be a special night but it was ruined. There's no posting anywhere-website, reviews or even on their door that patrons must be 21. It says "billiard cafe" nor bar or pub and we had been several times before. I guess they are doing so well that they can afford to turn people away. read more

My husband and I love going here. They bring in some amazing bands and the place is large inside. You can play pool or grab a table and watch the band. Eddie brings in some amazing talent to play and the sound system and stage are set up very well! My husband did my 40th birthday party here and it was no less than AMAZING!!! read more

Nice place to play billards, and listen to live music. Parking is a nightmare, and if you try and be creative with parking, you get yelled at. read more

One of my favorite places to hang out on the rare chance I get away from work! Eddie is awesome, always friendly and ready to recommend a great beer! And oh, the beer!! Such an amazing selection! My biggest lroblem with this place is figuring out what to tty next! Awesome spot to play darts, check out the weekly 5 dollar tournament on Wednesdays, great way to spend a night out! Bartenders are also amazing, Emily is always quick and helpful and super friendly!! read more

This place surprised us! It was bigger inside than it looks. The bartender was so friendly. They have tournament pool and darts and live music several times a week. And it is the cleanest bar I have ever been in! read more

First time.Needed to hold my credit card for deposit for there Balls.Turned around and walked out.

The owner came up to me and accused me of stealing time on a table because him and his staff were incapable of keeping track of who is paying for the time on the table. Poor business model for an establishment where your focus is rental of pool tables. Also, $4 for a Miller High Life... come on now. read more