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    Joe Theismann's Restaurant

    4.0 (1.2k reviews)
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    Moderate noise
    Good for kids
    Outdoor seating

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    John O.

    Just had a great lunch. Alex was a great waitress. Great advice on the food. Joe's burger and pizza was great. Happy we stopped in. Thank you!!!

    Paschalis C.

    My son and I stoped on way from NJ to our hotel for the begining of our road trip , couldn't believe how friendly our host was and our waiter Travis was the best couldn't have asked for better service from him , now onto the food the wings were hands down the biggest and tastiest wings I ever had anywhere , and the JRT cuban was unreal , on the way out we checked out the memorabilia on display and as a foot all fan from I have to say very impressive. Wish I can give them more than 5 stars

    Erika J.

    Came in Friday night for dinner and was not disappointed. Everything was soo delicious. We started with cocktails and apps. Ordered the legendary crab dip with the garlic cheese bread and the combo was epic! We couldn't wait to eat our food, I didn't even get a chance to take a picture. I had the filet and my husband ordered the Cajun chicken(?). We both LOVED our food. Our waitress was super bubbly and nice. She was attentive and gave good recommendations. The restaurant was very nice and clean and they validate parking.

    Lynda D.

    Actually blown away by the hospitality and ambiance of their weekend brunch + food quality and prices! I came in with a party of 4 and we were there for a long time, ordering almost everything off the bottomless brunch menu twice along with the mimosas. There are screens airing different sports all around but specifically, my party wanted to watch soccer that day and they kindly changed the channel of the TV that was in our view. As for the brunch menu, our favorites were the crispy calamari, crab dip, nutella banana bread, french toast sticks, and sliders! We left the restaurant very full and happy already talking about the next time we'd be back to eat brunch and watch a game. Great spot, great food, great price, and great servers! I also made a TikTok video highlighting this experience: @lyn.dulge

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    Christina W.

    First time here. Came for bottomless brunch and it did not disappoint! Aaya (spelling not sure) our server was top tier. Very attentive, knew all about the menu, food drinks, ect. Some of the plates were too big (if that's an actual problem). We just wanted to try all the things and it was hard because we don't like wasting food and some portions were way too big for just a try. Favorite item which I didn't get a photo of was the breakfast/biscuit sliders. Biscuit was soooo fresh. I would come back just for those to be honest.... Everything else was good, good quality food for the $30 per person price point. Kids were just $11. Oh and the ambiance was bar-like but a little more upscale. It was nice. We will definitely be back...

    Katie N.

    Came here for happy hour with coworkers and had a nice experience. They have a large selection of beers on tap, which is great if you like options. We decided to try their happy hour "bar bites" deal for $32, which is more of a tapas-style spread, from chips and dip, bufflo wings, pork belly bites, fried pickles and sliders. It was fun getting to try a little bit of everything, though the portions were very small. Everything tasted alright, like elevated bar food. The restaurant itself is very large with a big bar area, so it's a good spot for groups and after-work drinks. Our waiter was friendly and attentive. Parking is limited in the area, so street parking is probably your best bet. Overall, it's a decent spot for happy hour if you're looking for good beer, a lively atmosphere, and reasonably tasty bar food.

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    Heather B.

    Fantastic spot! I highly recommend visiting here. My friend and I opted to come here since we were staying in the area. It was really convenient. When we arrived we were seated quickly. The interior is a little on the dark side, but I asked for a table that was a booth and good lighting. HEHE I need good lighting for photos. Our waiter was great the whole time. Our drinks were always taken care of and we never had to wait for anything. He was doing great with the table behind us as well. At one point I assume the manager, came up to us to check in. I do appreciate that. Our food was fantastic. I opted for the salmon and my friend got the meatloaf. We both enjoyed our meals very much! My salmon was flavored nicely, and the asparagus was cooked to perfection. My friend's meatloaf was a great portion. The green beans were also cooked to perfection. We ordered the peanut butter cake, and that was so rich and delicious! There was nothing we didn't like. They have a pretty good size menu.

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    Tammy L.

    We were looking for something that had a variety of menu choices for each of our palates, and so glad we found Theismann's. Nice sports bar/ restaurant - good for taking your kiddos (like I did). Super friendly staff. We ordered several plates to share - the fried pickles, chicken wings, and garlic cheese bread - were so good. Would order again. Sadly, we ordered the Italian beef sandwich with gardinier, a little on the salty side and not sure if it was the provolone cheese. Recommend getting it with mozzarella, if available. My daughter loved the all American burger, although she did mention it was a little salty as well. (May have just been an off day.) 8 out of 10 for me. Enjoy.

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    Brittany C.

    It's always a time when I go to Theismanns! I just made sure to get some snaps this time around. The staff is very knowledgeable and friendly. It's a mix between the bar and sit down at the restaurant. I would recommend getting a reservation or takeout on the weekends because the wait can be at a minimum 30 minutes. The food was delicious and I took what I couldn't finish home!

    Edna O.

    Tried brunch at Theismann's in Alexandria and had a great experience overall. The crab dip was delicious, and the grilled banana bread was a standout , definitely one of my favorites from the table. The pork belly was also very well done and full of flavor. One thing to note: if you're doing the brunch option, it's mostly carb-heavy, though there are some standout items mixed in. Also, food can't be taken to go with the brunch service, so plan accordingly.Overall, a solid brunch spot at a moderate price.

    Chris C.

    Always are treat to visit Joe Theismann's Restaurant in Old Town, Alexandria, Va. Located right by the Metro station with plenty of hotels nearby. All foods selections,burgers, steaks and huge salad were well prepared and delicious. The onion rigs were the largest I've ever seen. All the staff were professional and friendly.

    Diane W.

    Visited Theisman's this weekend for football Sunday and I can't believe they switched the fries on me. I was so mad, because that's what I loved most about my last visit. The fries were more of a steak cut fry-and this time they were similar to a fry you get at a seafood place. I don't know why they did that as if no one would notice. However I will more than likely return but I won't be ordering fries until I see the steak fries on someone's plate.

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    Brant D.

    Great place just outside of DC, was staying next door at Embassy Suites so walked over! Great atmosphere, sports bar and other seating. Had the dry aged NY Strip and it was fantastic ! As was the sides and service top notch as well!! Great choice close to your hotel! Very close to a 5 star review , 4.5 for sure all day!!

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    Ashley thank you for the review. Hope to see you again.

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    Jacob thank you for the favorable review. Hope to see you again soon.

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    Really great patio and great service. The food was delicious and generous portions. Easy parking nearby.

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    Great restaurant!! We went there twice while staying in Virginia. Service was also really good!!

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    Ivy & Coney

    Ivy & Coney

    3.9
    (203 reviews)
    7.5 mi
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    What a vibey spot! My friend and I came here for a quick bite and drink before going elsewhere and…read moreit was so fun. I definitely felt like the oldest person here and somewhat felt like a college bar, but that was kinda fun! The bartender was awesome and the wings were incredible. Such a fun spot to bop to in DC!

    I arrived here Tuesday for their Italian Beef sandwich. I almost walked past at least 3 times…read morebecause I overlooked it. It was a walk upstairs & the bar was quite small. The layout kinda reminds me of Toki Underground on H St. The ambiance was that of a regular bar, but with Chicago sports teams all over the ceiling & walls. I must say the sandwich was meh mainly due to the giardiniera not being spicy nor oily (it was vinegary but not truly pickled then sat in oil at the minimum for the classic Chicago styled giardiniera), and the au ju/ seasoned beef gravy tasted like regular cheap beef broth, not the unique flavor it's most notably known for. The bread was not the correct French roll typically used for the sandwich to soak up the juices. I noticed that there was no option to make it an "Italian beef combination sandwich" to add an Italian sausage link. It also was not double dipped in the au ju/ seasoned beef gravy. The sandwich tasted nothing like the original Chicago Italian beef sandwich. It was a bit of a let down because I had high hopes, but I also understand that sometimes, things will not taste the same outside of the place/ region it originated at. The only things I did like was how toasty/ fresh the roll was despite it not being the classic French roll. While I think the place is pretty okay, I do hope they can attempt to perfect the sandwich or at least come much closer to having it being truly Chicago styled. As someone with deep Chicago roots, I was disappointed and it felt like low-effort with failure to tap into potential they know is there.

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    The Bungalow Lakehouse

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    The Bungalow Lakehouse has something for everyone with their separate dining area, dining area…read moreinside the bar area, a separate bar with a variety of high tops, and a deck bar with limited seating around the bar which serves the customers outside smoking cigars. Food is OK quality and prices are reasonable if not inexpensive on their specials, like the steak and ribs for only $25. Good flavor and cooked ok but a nice combo for the price. Service is OK with some wait staff being more efficient than others. There were some who knew their customers by name and took time out to talk with them but that slowed down service a little for the rest of us. Nothing too bad but you might wait a bit for refills or something you need after your food or drinks arrive. We had cool fries and it took a bit for the staff to come back to our table to check in the dining room. Similar response time for wait staff outside when we needed condiments that were ordered but didn't come out with our entrees. Cigar menu is an ok selection where there is something for everyone; however, our experience was the place ran out of the first four cigars we selected and each time the wait staff had to come back to our table to tell us they were out of that cigar. Wait staff didn't know what cigars were in stock and which they were out of. Overall, very good experience for both inside the dining area and outside where you can smoke. Recommend The Bungalow Lakehouse as it is a good experience and has a variety of experience options.

    We were here on a Sunday around 4 p.m. At that time, the place wasn't busy. Upon entry, a young…read morewoman at the host stand asked us where we wanted to be seated. The choices were: outside, the sports bar, or the dining room. We chose the dining room. A large group of people was sitting at a table. We were given a booth by the window and right by the server's station. Looking over the menu at home, we both decided that we would get a bacon cheeseburger. The entrees seemed, to us, to be too filling. The bacon cheeseburger consists of: "100% angus burger, apple-wood smoked bacon, vermont white cheddar, canadian cheddar, sliced tomato, and crispy leaf lettuce". We both ordered it cooked medium. The dish comes with fries. To drink, I had ginger ale while my husband had a Heineken 00. Our server was friendly and efficient. He made a mistake, bringing my husband a Coke instead of the beer. My husband corrected him. He apologized and retrieved the correct drink. The burger was dry and overcooked. It was more on the medium well side. In one way, I didn't mind that as I didn't end up with greasy hands or a burger that falls apart. The bacon and the cheese provided some relief from the dryness. The fries came out hot, which we appreciated. All in all, it was an OK experience; we would consider going again sometime.

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    Nellie's Sports Bar

    Nellie's Sports Bar

    3.8
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    7.9 mi
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    Came here to try out the $1 wings. They are offered Tuesday-Sun until 9pm. We made it just in time…read more A cantankerous, but affable young man placed our order at the bar in the lower level. They have a bunch of flavors available: we settled on the buffalo and dry lemon pepper wings. We supplemented that with a vodka soda (we're walking). The ambiance was electric with music playing in the background and folks arriving and descending upstairs, where the real action is. The wings arrived and they were cooked perfectly: hot, crispy, fresh, with the right amount of seasonings. So glad we decided to drop in. Note: This is an LGBTQ friendly environment. After enjoying the wings, we decided to take a peek upstairs as the constant traffic going up there intrigued us. As we made our way in this space, there was a large dance floor with bar table and chairs around the perimeter and a bar at the front. There was also an outdoor area where you could overlook the street and enjoy your drink or food. The music was full blast and enjoyable to listen to. All in all, go for the wings you won't be disappointed, but stay for the vibes if that's your thing. I will be back for those wings AND that vibe!

    After Thurst, I made my way to Nellie's and the energy shifted in the best way…read more The rainbow mural outside already sets the tone; it feels iconic before you even step in. Inside? High energy, packed, and pure joy. This is the kind of space where strangers turn into friends in minutes. The music was upbeat, the crowd was diverse and expressive, and everyone just seemed genuinely happy to be there. I met some amazing people and had those spontaneous conversations that make a trip unforgettable. It's lively without feeling overwhelming; just celebration, laughter, and good vibes flowing through the room. If you're in DC and want a space that feels inclusive, energetic, and unapologetically fun, Nellie's delivers. Two different vibes in one night; both beautiful in their own way.

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    Jack Rose Dining Saloon

    3.8
    (885 reviews)
    7.8 mi
    $$$

    Jack Rose is a unique experience that never disappoints. We had two seasonal drinks that were…read moreexcellent - the J Pop and Taiko - so much so that we both ordered the same ones twice! The bartender was the one who made the drink menu, and told us the inspiration and stories behind each drink. Not only were they incredibly tasty and complex, but his explanations served to enhance the experience. For food, we ordered fried green tomatoes, calamari, the jack smash burger, the crawfish rangoons, and the fig and pig. All were excellent. It was my friends first time eating fried green tomatoes, as well as any sort of Rangoon, and he gave them both the stamp of approval!

    Met a friend here. Forgot how much I like this place!! The atmosphere and the vibe were very cool…read more My friend is vegetarian and had other seafood dietary restrictions so there was only one thing on the menu he could eat- the corn agnoloti he liked it. And he liked his whiskey choices although they were out of the first one he ordered. I started with a whiskey sour- a drink I haven't had since I was at an Italian wedding! It was delicious. The I got the grilled Barramundi and it did not disappoint. The portion was big. We finished with an amazing pecans pie In which they brought out extra whip cream upon request. Highly recommend.

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    Just one area with a small part of the whiskey bottles!
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    Buttermilk biscuits & cured ham and pimento cheese
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