came here cuz i got seduced by siren call of uber eats marketing. no lie, it kept popping up.
and listen... i know who tf i am.
a cultured, decently successful Black woman. aka america's #1 consumer
i see it enough, i want it. i'm weak. #noshame LOL
remember, my people kept target alive til we had to abort.
anyways...
i'm a product of capitalism. i caved. so here we fk'ing are -shrug-
was gonna order from home but...
had questions--far too many.
so i dragged myself into the real world #ughirl
The Waiting Game begins...
i love fresh food, i do.
but a heads up about the 20+ min wait before i paid would've been coo.
cuz had i known Id've dipped and made a sammich.
but alas. it was too late.
id been hoodwinked. bamboozled.
i digress lol
the menu was giving ikea furniture (SIMPLE) til you read the manual. (confusing).
I got it then didnt... and needed help.
could've used the kiosk, but i had questions.
waited in line behind a group of USC hipsters who took 17 years to order.
were they lost? deep in thought? rewriting their will? who tf knows!!
but they were taking forever and i was spiraling.
almost left. didn't. regret that a lil.
finally got to the front.
asked a bunch of totally annoying questions that said "idkwtf im doing here or what I'm tryna order"
But the cashier was helpful and at her suggestion, I got the creamy rose soup.
then came the MF'ing plot twist:
she didn't mention the surprise upcharge.
combo #5 = $39.99.
but with the creamy rose & ribeye? $54+tax.
with tax and tip? $65
for. two. items.
TWO. ITEMS. Brrruuuuhhhh
but i ordered anyway.
cuz i'm Black and didn't wanna un-order it and make it weird for the next Black person who came in there.
yes, we have to think like Ambassadors everywhere we go
cuz ppl are weird with us.
got combo #5: gimbap + upgraded creamy rose tteokbokki w/ ribeye.
That price was painful bruh, i aint finna hold u.
but i committed for the sake of Black people er'where.
then she drops: "it'll be about 20-25 minutes."
ma'am. MAAA'AM.
you couldn't have led with that?
$65 in, 25 min wait.
Come TF ON bruh.
WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING !?!??
so me and my mom wait in the car.
bonding through hunger delirium.
an eternity later... food's ready.
let's talk food.
the Creamy Rose was solid portion, piping hot. Def enough for two four people.
asked if i needed rice.
she said no.
i said cool.
turns out... tteokbokki is rice. chewy rice cakes.
so yes, i asked if i needed rice with my rice. Bwhahahaha -let's move on.
the sauce was THICKER DEN A SNICKER, rich, flavorful, smelled divine
glass noodles = light rubber band energy and i didn't hate it.
I'm sure there's a better way to describe it, but I don't have the words.
mom said the soup was spicy.
i disagreed
ribeye gimbap /kimbop idk ... but it SLLAAAAAAAPPED.
had it before. still hits.
but they forgot my dipping sauce.
you mean to tell me....
after 25 mins and $65... YOU FORGOT MY MF'ing SAUCE???
could i have checked the bag?
sure.
did i?
no.
should i?
apparently yes.
what could go wrong with two items?
answer: sauce.
still... cashier girl was solo & held it down. respect. so giving grace.
final thoughts from me & my dog (who snuck ate a bowl when i left the room)
soup- devoured.
gimbap - fire.
took off stars for upcharge, wait time, forgotten sauce.
added stars for solo cashier hustle, great flavor, clean spot, easy parking.
overall? 3.8, rounding to 4 on yelp.
would i come back?
naw--not cuz the food wasn't great, but cuz i wanna explore more of
the world of korean comfort food. It seems vast and tasty.
and this place, was too pricey for my first venture into the world.
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