[Edit: I hate doing this, but I had to drop the place a star, because while the food and prices are awesome, the service the last few times has been decidedly lackluster. It's never been outright bad, but I can't honestly say that it's been good either, and I can't in good conscience recommend this place to the fullest when I know this crucial aspect may impact other people's experiences more profoundly that it does mine].
I've been skeptical about this place for a while. The location had a seemingly large turnover rate of failed restaurants that, so when this place opened up about a year or two ago, I assumed it would follow suit. Lo and behold La Botana still stands, and so having capitalized on their recent Groupon offer, I indulged last Thursday, and now I can't stop thinking about their delicious food. I have no idea if it's authentic, but I honestly don't care. Big flavors, generous portions, small prices -- this place flat out rocks.
A cutely decorated restaurant with way more TVs than you'd imagine in such a small place -- maybe one TV for every ten seats -- La Botana feels less like a standard restaurant and more like the kind of lounge every guy with a penchant for island themes would want for their backyard patio or basement. If I was a Parrothead, I'd probably hold my parties here.
Our server was really pleasant. It looked as though there were only two servers tonight, and there were about 12 tables, so considering how much running around they were doing, I was more than satisfied with tonight's service. I should note that Thursday night's service was considerably more prompt than Friday night's (yes, I liked the food so much that I returned the next day), but that's par for the course, isn't it? I inquired about the 5 lb -- and that's BEFORE the 6 tortillas! -- burrito challenge (free if you finish it in under 40 mins, only $19.95 if you don't), and the owner stopped by and even gave me pointers on how to tackle it. Having failed to down a regular burrito in one sitting, I'm pretty sure I won't be winning this food challenge any time soon, but 5+ pounds of burrito goodness for ~$20? That's gotta be one of the best food deals around.
Of course, 5 pounds of food means nothing if it tastes like 5 pounds of crap, right? Luckily, La Botana serves up some of the tastiest, freshest Mexican fare this town has to offer. Similar to Eclectic Pizza, this is a place that loves to let the flavor of vegetables sing on their own. No overcooked, mushy veggies here; all the veggies are crisp (but not raw!) and delicious, and their vibrant flavors complements the bold flavors of their meats very, very well. I had the adobado burrito, my guest had the green chile chicharron, and both were met with those awkward bedroom sounds of approval.
Best of all, however, was their Zesty Diskada. They claim that this dish is what will soon make them famous, and I believe it. Your choice of bistek or pollo, drenched in a sauce made with bacon, chorizo, poblanos, and tomatillo salsa -- FLAVOR EXPLOSION. Again, I cannot speak for authenticity, but honestly? This dish is right up there with Sonoran-style hot dogs for me. Absolutely brilliant. One word of warning, though: because it comes served over a Sterno wick, it is extremely hot in terms of temperature. A server will come by after a few minutes to extinguish the flame, but if you want to eat as soon as possible without having to endure the exhaling shenanigans that everyone does when eating hot pizza, use your spoon and extinguish the flame yourself after allowing the dish to bubble for a few moments. I really hope I didn't just endorse a fire hazard.
In a nutshell, La Botana offers Tucson a fresh, creative alternative to the standard Mexican restaurant with prices that rival fast-mex chains. Definitely one of my new favorites in town... just be sure to go on a weeknight if you want their best service! read more