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    Loco Cantina

    4.0 (80 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 am - 9:30 pm

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    Casual
    Outdoor seating

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    Flautas Dinner
    Sarah G.

    We love to support local businesses when possible, and we LOVE Loco Cantina and all they do for the community. I'm extremely gluten intolerant and initially messaged Loco Cantina on Instagram, ensuring I could eat there. Other Mexican restaurants batter items in beer or have elevated risks of cross-contamination. Not Loco. The owner assured I could have corn tortillas, meats, rice, tortilla chips, and other various menu items. I've been a few times and have never had a reaction. Their margaritas are amazing, and the service is top notch. I also appreciate that their food isn't greasy. My husband remarked on how "clean" everything tastes (grease kills his stomach). The lunch menu can't be beat, and they have a good deal going with their daily specials. We will absolutely be back and will continue to support this wonderful business!

    Nachos Blancos
    CW L.

    While in Humble I had a craving for some lunch Nachos. I found this location because it was close to the bed and breakfast we were staying at, plus it was located on the banks of Lake Houston. The place was nice and it had the look of a cantina. The service was great and our server was attentive and everyone that walked by checked on us. The nachos were adequate. We ordered the Nachos Blanco which came with chicken "fajitas" some black beans and sides of guacamole and sour cream. They did the job. They had some good looking margaritas and something that looked like a shake in a tall mug. Not sure what it was but it looked good. I wanted to sit on the patio but customers had a lot of dogs and we are allergic. Not a bad place but not the best either. The misses says it looks like a place you go to spend more on your drinks than on your meal.

    Just a cool pic of a scorpion in a bottle
    Peter S.

    Was a quick lunch but the food was fantastic. Their salsa verde is incredible and quite addictive.

    35$ flying fish "special"
    Madi C.

    I wanna like this place but just can't... 35$ for a piece of fried fish and French fries that was supposedly a special. 20$ for an appetizer plate that resembled a kids plate. 8$ beers, 16$ margaritas, 1$ up charge for tajin.....subpar service and at this point I wouldn't be surprised if they charge you to walk through the door. A bit ridiculous if you ask me. They were good in the beginning but as a kingwood local you won't catch us here again. We'll be heading over to El jimador where the fried fish is 18$ and comes on a bed of rice with beans and tortillas included.

    Need more reason???
    Danny V.

    Need more reason??? Well tried the crispy tacos, passed the test. Seasoned beef lettuce to and shredded cheddar cheese. Yummy. Jumbo marg was Perfecto! Thursday evening they have live mariachi and Sundays they have brunch

    Amanda D.

    Went there for the first time last night for my friends birthday dinner. I can't express how enjoyable of an experience it was. Food was amazing. Angela our server was great she went above and beyond. Plus the birthday surprise they did for my friend was priceless. Definitely try the creamy did they serve with chips it's delicious

    Cute decor
    James T.

    I went out for a quick lunch at Loco Cantina. The Tacos were great. I had the beef and my mom got the chicken. Both were tender with quality chicken and beef. They have a pretty decent drink menu but we had ice tea. The service was friendly and the restaurant looked pretty clean. The Day of the Dead theme is pretty cool.

    Chile relleno
    Maddie F.

    Food is so delicious here, service is amazing, they never let your drink go empty. Large indoor restaurant and I think they said eventually they will have an outdoor patio area. Menu is very inexpensive and the perfect spot for a quick bite!

    Juan's Steak
    Kimmie L.

    Came for the first time for a birthday dinner. Angela was our waitress and she was amazing. We had 12 people and the food came out all together and everything was delicious. I got a strawberry agua Fresca and the Juan's dinner. It was a huge portion and really good. the agua Fresca could have been a little more sweet, but it was still good. I can't wait to come back to try more food off the menu!

    Mexican Guacamole
    Jacob D.

    This is your standard neighborhood Tex-Mex joint. Everything stays in the ballpark here. The feel here is familiar to what you expect as a houstonian when you go out for " Mexican Food". There's some day of the dead inspired decor up front and painted over a big wall. Our servers were super friendly and our baby loved to wave at them when they came by. Answered all my questions about the menu and the service was quick. Speaking of the menu, it is quite large, it might give Cheesecake Facory a run for amount of reading you sign up for when you try to order. That's truly my only suggestion, tighten up the amount different named menu items to simplify for guests. The food also hits all the expected notes. Got the Mexican Guacamole, which looked great with all the added tomato, onion, and jalapeño. The Queso Blanco was underwhelming, it would've tasted and looked better with some cilantro and onion. I ordered La Suegra (the mother-in-law) which was a grilled chicken breast smothered in poblanos, mushrooms, and cheese. Wasn't much to talk about or look at, but it tasted fine after a busy morning. Overall I think Loco Cantina would do in a pinch, which was the exact circumstance we visited under.

    Birthday entertainer 5/5
    Jose L.

    Fun New spot with room to grow! Located off Lake Houston with nice views, park in the garage without fear of being towed if street parking isn't available. Good food & drinks for solo, date, or groups. Bar has tvs showing games. Upon entering hostess opened door and place was busy for Thirsty Thursday. The staff went above and beyond and was extremely friendly, accommodating & engaging. They checked on us regularly throughout the course of our visit. The complimentary chips were warm and crunchy, just as they should be. Both the red salsa and green salsa were delicious. We received a complimentary guacamole that was enjoyable, just was a bit bland. We added salt & lemon to help add some flavor. We ordered the white queso, it was thick and had a good flavoring to it. Maybe adding some peppers to give it a little kick to change it up would elevate its taste. Ordered the La Senorita plate which came with ground beef enchilada, a tamale and crunchy taco and rice, cheese puff and guacamole. The enchilada and tamale were good, the crunchy taco had a burnt taste to it. The rice was also flavorful. Didn't eat the cheese puff and will ask for future if can substitute with beans instead of the cheese puff. Overall aside from the odd burnt flavor of crunchy taco the plate is a good option to try various food & a good serving size. We ordered the Margarita flight, it came with blue curaçao, coconut, strawberry & mango. They weren't shy with the tequila. The order of favorites was coconut, mango, curaçao & the very sweet strawberry. We then ordered a jumbo skinny Margarita & let me tell you... those were some of the best we've ever tried. & apparently there's a special skinny Margarita available too. Will have to return for that one. Ending the meal, we ordered the churros & sopaipillas plate. Flavor was spot on and enjoyed them but only that they weren't warm when they arrived. Looking forward to visiting again & the success of the place as the staff make it an enjoyable environment & like you're family, & the food with some modifications will elevate it the experience. Along with the outside lake view.

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    We were there for Mother's Day celebration yesterday and loved the place, great food and great customer service!

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    Great margaritas, food and exceptional service! Love this place and would highly recommend it!

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    Cowboy Surfer

    Cowboy Surfer

    4.1
    (8 reviews)
    4.9 mi

    The parking lot is well lit & large. The bar is nice size with a good bandstand. There is also a…read moregame room off the bar that has shuffleboard & pool. The bar is clean, along with the restrooms, which have surfboards as handles, which is cute & unique. They also have bar food, which is good. We went to see Al Bettis & his band and they were great! The sound in this bar is very good, no echo just pure sound! They are a tight band! Now let's get to the service... a big HUG shout-out to LOREN!! She became our favorite server as the drinks kept coming, as they should! She is cute, friendly & a good sense of play!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!

    I happened to be in Kingwood for my friend's engagement party and decided to stop by Cowboy Surfer…read morefor a night cap. I've been to the original location in Spring Branch, but this was my first time visiting this location. The bar is located in a shopping strip off of 59. Parking is plentiful. Unlike the original location, you do not have to scan your ID (if you've been to the Spring Branch location, then you know what I'm talking about). It was pretty early on a Saturday evening, so it wasn't terribly busy. I sat at the bar. I don't know the bartender's name that served me, but she was nice. I ordered the Kingwood which is a gin based cocktail with cucumber. The drink was fine, but it was a little tart for my preference. A splash of simple syrup would have balanced it out. I did request for it to be less spicy (it has jalapeño in it). They have live music, though when I was there, they didn't have a band playing. They serve typical bar food like burgers, salads, and nachos. The vibe wasn't quite the same as the location in Spring Branch, but it was fine. This is a nice option for craft cocktails in Kingwood.

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    The Brass Tap

    The Brass Tap

    3.7
    (70 reviews)
    4.7 mi

    My husband and I came in for dinner a few weeks ago since we've been wanting to try Brass Tap. If…read moreyou like beers, this place is for you. If you have a gluten intolerance, I wouldn't really advise coming in. Though we had a great experience and pleasant server (who did his best to find items on the menu that accommodate to gluten free), there are very limited options - unless you want a salad. I had the grilled shrimp and risked cross-contamination with the fries being in a shared fryer. No gluten-free buns are offered, which is really disappointing. I also only had about 6 shrimp on my plate, which isn't much protein for the price. There also aren't many appetizers that are GF. This is why I'm leaving a four-star review. My husband will definitely be back for guys night. He said his burger was really good, and he enjoyed his beer. I know they have live music some, so we came early to avoid the crowd. There were a handful of people in, but as we were leaving, they were getting busy.

    I ordered a steak Caesar salad with EXTRA steak through UberEats. I paid for express delivery so my…read moreorder would come directly to me. The hot steak was placed inside the container with the salad causing the salad to completely wilt, the cheese to congeal and the croutons were wet from the condensation. To add insult to injury- there was about 9-10 tiny overcooked pieces of steak. UberEATS wouldn't make it right and the restaurant was unhelpful too.

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    Parry's Pizzeria & Taphouse

    Parry's Pizzeria & Taphouse

    4.2
    (120 reviews)
    1.6 mi
    $$
    Sports on TV
    Catering service

    Parry's is one of the best little tap bars I've been to in the Kingwood area. We were looking for a…read moreplace to watch the NBA Finals, and despite a small hiccup when we first arrived, the experience ended up being outstanding. After being seated, it seemed the waitstaff forgot about us. We went to the bar and politely brought it to their attention. What impressed me most was how the situation was handled. The staff took full accountability, apologized, and even brought us complimentary garlic knots. That's how you run a business. Since it was our first visit, our waiter took the time to recommend some of the restaurant's favorites. The manager also stopped by our table to check on our experience. When we told her how kind and attentive our waiter had been, she surprised us with a complimentary Parry's beer cup and bottle opener. The food was fresh, delicious, and exceeded our expectations. The garlic knots were incredibly soft, buttery, and packed with garlic flavor. The atmosphere was perfect for watching the game, and the customer service turned what could have been a negative first impression into a memorable experience. We'll definitely be back!

    Honestly, I'm the first one to give a bad review when it's called for…read more Last night we had an early dinner at Parry's. I had the Bolognese and my wife had the Nashville Hot Chicken sandwich. First off the Bolognese was one of the best I've ever had and I grew up with old Italians who prided themselves in their sauce. Reminded me of home. My wife's sandwich was so big she had to cut it in half. She said it was really good and that they could just serve it without the bun and it would be a hit. Ended up taking half of it home which I finished later in the evening and I have to agree. It was a really good chicken sandwich. And I can't forget the fries. They were great too. Congrats to the chefs on a job well done.

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    Any wrap and tater tots
    Any wrap and tater tots
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    Sabino’s Mexican Cocina

    Sabino’s Mexican Cocina

    4.9
    (31 reviews)
    3.7 mi

    We went to a geocaching event in Humble, did some more geocaching in the area, and as we were…read moredriving home, found we were hungry. About five minutes before we passed Sabino's, I opened the app and saw the reviews. Great timing! We entered, and there was a customer standing in the front. We asked her if Sabino's was good and she began to rave about their food! She was right! Firstly, the service was extraordinary. Everyone is very helpful and friendly. We ordered mixed fajitas for two. Yummy! Hot, seasoned well, and the tortillas...amazing. The guacamole was SO GOOD, I thought about ordering some to take home, but we live two hours away. We have a ton of leftovers, which I'm probably going to break out around midnight. Don't sleep on this place! We'll be back!

    My husband and I decided to stop by after seeing post about this restaurant needing support. Upon…read moreentrance the restaurant was really nice and clean. We were greeted by the owners who served us. I must say we felt very welcomed. Now let's get to the food we started with queso which was really good. I ordered the chicken and beef fajitas, my husband ordered a burrito that was huge. We both loved our food, full of flavor, seasoned well and cooked perfectly. As we were checking out the owner told us know that your always at home here. That's what we felt like during our visit. We will definitely be back and I'm very picky on food so that's a big statement. I highly recommend if you are in the mood for some good food you try this place out. No, they did not ask me to do a review, i just want this place to stay open so get there now!

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    Fire NR Bones, jazz/blues ensemble Cocina 6:00 P.M. to 9:00 P.M. on Saturday, March 16th. www.reverbnation.com/firenrbones
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    Arabian Knight Humble Indian Restaurant & Lounge

    Arabian Knight Humble Indian Restaurant & Lounge

    3.9
    (19 reviews)
    5.8 mi

    Came with a two of my tenants who rent commercial space from us in Kingwood around 9pm on a…read moreTuesday..promptly sat and brought menus and waters without asking. Ordered a nice hookah with a flavor that was sweet, yet tangy strawberry/kiwi flavor that was pretty solid. We ordered Madras Prawn Curry and it was the best dish as far as tasty and were fresh, yet mild though we had asked for medium. Also a Chicken Hakka Noodles which were equally good. Chicken Lollipops were also ok but kind of small yet great as a sharing item (5) per order. So, service was friendly and top notch and provided at first by Chandan from Goa, India and then a local Hispanic lady who was pleasant but seemed in a hurry. Overall we enjoyed the experience and will be back. Only issue was they allowed some of the regular patrons to play soul songs and dance and that was fun to watch them do their dancing in sync like a urban boot scoot but when some with bad voices did karaoke it was painful. But we were done so we left by 10:45 before their off key voices killed our vibe. We will be back if in the mood. Food 4.5/5 Service 5/5 Ambience 5/5

    I'm not sure what took us so long to try this restaurant. It was my birthday, so I wanted to try…read moresomething different. It was the first time for our kids to try Indian food. We started with vegetable samosas and gobi Manchurian (cauliflower fritters). Both were delicious. For our entrees we ordered chicken tikka masala, chicken vindaloo, chicken biryani, and chicken fried rice. The chicken tikka masala was spicy, but so good. The biryani had a side of yogurt sauce that was so good on it. We also ordered bullet naan and garlic naan. Our waiter was attentive and helpful. He filled our cups quickly. The inside is modern and like a club vibe. We enjoyed the music. We will definitely return!

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