The worst restaurant I can remember eating at the past 10 years.
And ridiculously overpriced. They're waiting for stupid, gullible tourists LIKE YOU to stumble in because of the central Kapaa location.
Sorry. I usually write mostly positive yelps, to HELP businesses, because I know how bad reviews can adversely affect a business.
But, Mariachi's in Kapaa is a special case. Avoid it! And tell your friends!!!
Let's do our best to close this restaurant so I new owner can come in with food again.
While we were waiting, I heard two women complaining about some dish they'd gotten that didn't taste like fish, and they felt like it had some meat of some kind in it. The waiter just argued... "no. That's what it was." He didn't go out of his way to recognize that they were unhappy and bring them something different.
Reading YW's review... looks like this happens regularly.... argue with the customer and leave them wondering.
Upon reflection.... we must have ordered the same thing.
It was a chile relleno with mariscos... only thing is... IF there was any seafood in it at all, it was maybe from some fish sauce or something canned, because there was NO FISH substance of any kind and I'm pretty sure whatever that meaty thing I ate inside (was it chicken? table scraps?) was not fish either. We weren't in the mood to tell them how bad it was there.... we just simmered and tried to bear the bad choice we had made. Please don't make the same mistake we did !!!
Just terrible. Terrible.
My green chili pork was tasteless, and served up to look like dog food.
Really... such a bad presentation... it was sad to look at.
Little flavor... really. To the point where, I SERIOUSLY, very seriously wonder if the cook was in the kitchen with friends, laughing, serving up the dog food waiting to see if anyone noticed. Could be have been on some reality show 2 nights ago???
Ugly, dirty looking dishes...
To be honest.....
I feel like I might have been satisfied if I were served this on the street in Mexico for $1. That's about the standard this meets.
My dish came with 2 tortillas, served warm in a typical tortilla warmer... but greasy. I haven't been served tortillas of such low quality and oily consistency.... I needed 3 or 4 if I were to eat that amount of meat. But because the tortillas were so bad, I didn't bother to ask for more. I ate the rest of the meat on the chips that came before the meal.
Both of our dishes were over $16 or $19.... just terrible. But at this price... deserves this very harsh yelp review!!
NEVER COME HERE!!!!!!!!
Maybe it was the cook's day off. I hope so. Maybe the cook was playing pranks on a bet.
The beer was $5.50 for a small bottle. Not cheap.
It should be less for such a place with such terrible food.
I just have nothing positive to say about this place.
Don't go!!!!
Service was... so so. It wasn't terrible. Sort of a feel of inexperienced servers, thinking only about their tips and not about the service. Not terrible... I still tipped 20% because... well, I can't blame the servers for the bad food.
Oh... I thought of something positive to say !!! Much to our surprise.... we didn't get sick. We thought we would... sort of that feeling of... 'omg... what did we just eat?' But we didn't get sick. That's 'positive' considering the taste.
And.... the chips and salsa weren't bad. Nicely warmed, not too thick, not to thin, not greasy chips. Yes. That's a positive thing! The salsa wasn't bad. That's positive! I knew I could find something, with some effort!
But ultimately.... long story short.... the worst restaurant I've been to in a very, very long time.
If this place had prices in the $8 range, perhaps I wouldn't have been so critical. If the prices were around $10 or so.... I might not have written this terrible review. But at $16 and $19... these are probably the worst dishes I've ever had to eat at these prices.
Congratulations El Mariachi! You're number one! The worst meal for the price I've had in the past 10 or 20 years. read more