Line took a while to get through, and I was annoyed that the menu didn't list any prices. I got a vanilla latte and it was tasty. Staff were friendly. read more

Friendly staff, lots of flavors and options to choose from (esp sugar free) and good lattes & teas! Small hut you can stop by to pickup a quick coffee! read more

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One of the best coffee stands in the Pacific Northwest. I travel a lot, always look forward to Port Townsend and The Mean Bean. Great baristas. Always busy. read more

Since recently driving across the country moving to PT and stopping at many coffee joints along the way, I'm so thrilled to find the BEST tasting coffee just minutes away. The baristas are so kind and efficient, also. FYI- Anyone reading Rose & Jason K's reviews: they seem to be trouble makers & have been banned from many local businesses, so their reviews aren't credible. read more

Servers are nice and usually efficient. Slushies are not that great but the coffee drinks are done well. That's why the lines are long and so is the wait just at the times you most need your coffee, in the morning. read more

Ordered 3 hot drinks & one was cold like it came from the fridge! I don't think I'll be patronizing here again unless I'm desperate for caffeine. read more

Omg i was worried reading the reviews but i came on xmas eve around 930 and they were super busy but so fast! They were so incredibly kind to me I was blown away. The sugar free selection of flavors was incredible!! They made me the best White coffee gingerbread latte !!! I will definitely be back tomorrow and any other time I'm in town read more

I'm a local attorney, Peninsula native and have resided in Port Townsend since 1997. I do my best to patronize local businesses during a time where odds are squarely against their survival. Quality of service and goods at MB have consistently been exemplary; hence, my surprise at the openly hostile and patently offensive behavior from their closing barista on December 5th, 2023. After a long day at work, my fiancé attempted to order us two drinks. The barista cut her off mid-sentence to belligerently bellow that the business is holding in excess of $70.00 USD in returned checks from her and would refuse service until the alleged arrearage was paid. This is inaccurate, as not a single check has been returned NSF to this business from my fiancé's checking account. We have bank statements and posted/cleared check receipts to back this claim. When we offered to show the barista evidence that the checks in question had in fact been paid, she appeared uninterested and demanded that we return with a copy of our bank statement for her review. Apparently the barista moonlights as a forensic accountant. Doubtful. The barista, when questioned, did not have NSF returned check receipts or any other legally credible/ competent evidence of nonpayment. I guess we were expected to leave the disputed amount as a tip. Until I receive a formal written apology from the owner, I'm taking my business elsewhere and will see to it that my large and influential network of family, friends, business associates and clients do the same by buying them all season gift certificates at the competition read more

Nice little drive through, we dug it. I don't think they had dark roast but did offer a microwave when we asked to heat the coffee up. We've since learnt to ask for steamed milk. read more

FEEL THE BURN! You've warned customers for several months now that the lid doesn't fit the cup. But aside from the warning, you haven't solved the problem. Pathetic! If you walked across the parking lot you'd probably find the solution in the paper goods aisle at QFC: cups with lids that fit! This month you raised prices for coffee drinks, leaky lids and all, which says that -- for Mean Bean at least -- there's only one more profitable than having no pride: having no shame. It's only a matter of time before a customer get scalded, contacts an ambulance chaser, and teaches you a thing or two about customer safety. Who knows? Perhaps your recent foray into price gouging will cover the expense of the lawsuit. read more

I spend about $25 a day here. That adds up to about... $700 a month. Unfortunately the Barista found it necessary to bellow out the window that she wouldn't serve me unless I paid a $70 dollar bill for bounced checks. I write about 1-2 checks a month here and according to my bank statements, they've never bounced. I asked her to produce an NSF check receipt and she didn't know what that was. As a small business owner I am embarrassed for the owner of Mean Bean. read more

Overpriced, burnt, unfriendly, and slow. An 8oz americano and kids cup of milk was $6 tasted burnt and took 3 staff way too long to accomplish. read more

Don't let the name fool you, these Baristas are anything but mean. I feel good every time I swing by Mean Bean Coffee. It's partly from the quality of their coffee, but mostly I pick up the good vibes emanating from their baristas. Mean Bean is staffed by sweet people who make great coffee. Located in the QFC parking lot at the top of Castle Hill, I pass their little drive-up coffee hut any time I leave Port Townsend (by car). Their building is simple and their prices are standard. The advantage to Mean Bean is that it's a quick way to get your coffee fix as you head out on the road. Drive up sometime and try Mean Bean Coffee Co. read more

Mean Bean Coffee - a car parked in front of a coffee shop - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Port Townsend, Washington

i've been having not so good experiences with coffee around here lately but this has definitely hit the spot. their espresso has really good nice flavor and they carry the good oat milk ( not the cheap stuff). sorry this has to be so short but there isn't much to say but COME TO THIS PLACE ITS FAST ITS GREAT QUALITY AND THE PRICES ARE GREAT read more

Mean Bean Coffee - got a small iced latte with oat milk - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Port Townsend, Washington

I love this place! After driving by it so many times, I decided to stop in today. I ordered a hot black and white and it was one of the best that I have ever had! There are quite a few places to go for coffee in this small town but the one thing that so many have in common is the lacking of customer service. Mean Bean baristas proved that the friendly ones are still around! This will be my new spot to treat myself read more

Super happy to find a stand in Port Townsend that had white coffee! My drinks a bit complicated and they handled it perfectly! Hubbys drink usually ends up with people putting extra chocolate in it which he hates but turned out great! read more

Mean Bean has the best coffee in PT, maybe even in the whole county. All the baristas are fantastic and I've never had a bad experience here. I go here almost daily and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon read more

Mean Bean Coffee is a business that I will 100% always support to the fullest! The baristas are amazing and always have a smile on their faces! The owners are some of the most incredible people I have ever met and are 100% dedicated to their business and making it the absolute best for the customer! My family and I love us some Mean Bean! read more

I might have had a really bad batch of espresso, but I got some really bad burned rusty tasting espresso. Not my cup of *coffee. Meh. Kudos to you if you like that! read more

Best drive through coffee in the PT area. They remember my drink every time! Good mochas, plus I like the espresso beans they give you. read more

THE BEST coffee in port Townsend hands down. The ladies that work there are absolute angels

I'm sure they hear this all the time but... Best Coffee Ever! The staff are friendly and happy all the time. Prices are great. And an extra treat they offer are chocolate covered coffee beans they place on top of your cup. A nice little crunchy to go with your awesome cup of coffee. In Washington state we have coffee stands everywhere. If your in Port Townsend I highly recommend holding out for the Mean Bean. read more

My favorite drive through coffee. Great service (albeit the line is long at times). I've tried every coffee shop in the area. If you like good coffee (I don't know about the extra surgary crazy drinks), this is the place. read more

Tasty chai tea and you can get any milk option you like - great service!

I go here almost daily. Always amazing service, maybe 2/10 times the coffee is a little off. Baristas are human I always recommend mean bean to my clients read more

I miss you MEAN BEAN!!! I lived in PT for about 6 years and worked at the Hospital there prior to moving to Austin TX. I dont think I can really convey HOW GOOD Mean Bean was. The coffee is delicious, the drink selection is awesome and I've never had a bad experience no matter what I get. I just cannot find coffee that can compare down here in TX. I dont think they know what coffee stands are down here, it's quite sad. I miss Jeromy's morning Mocha's more and more everyday...maybe he needs to franchise so I can bring the goodness to Austin! ;-) read more

Great coffee and staff! Become a regular, they'll remember your drink. Mean Bean just can't be beat.

We are coffee snobs- and let me tell you that this place didn't disappoint! Wonderful service and delicious coffee. Worth trying