I first discovered Hookers Seafood Joint thanks to social media doing what it does best --…read moreaggressively showing me videos of garlic butter crab and shrimp fries until resistance became pointless. One look and it immediately earned a spot on my "we're going here soon whether the universe likes it or not" list. Friday Night Date Night doesn't usually send me into the city. After a long week of people-ing, I typically lean toward easier parking and fewer humans. But this Friday? I was willing to tolerate civilization just a little longer for seafood that looked that good. We rolled in around 5pm and somehow scored a street parking spot just a few doors down -- AND it was free after 5pm. At that point I assumed the night was blessed. Walking inside was...an experience. The space was pretty dark, with most of the lighting focused near the kiosk ordering stations at the back. A few empty tables, music playing overhead, and honestly -- it felt a little chilly inside for a February evening. But we didn't come for ambiance. We came for garlic butter seafood chaos, and we were committed. Ordering is done through self-service kiosks. We selected dine-in and ordered the garlic butter crab and shrimp fries ($13.99), the crab cake, shrimp, and cheesy grits ($27.49), and two Diet Pepsis ($1.25 each). Total came to about $55 with tip -- very reasonable considering what we were about to experience. While we waited, a few people came in for pickups and one very busy staff member (hoodie included) was hustling back and forth like a one-person operation keeping everything moving. A little while later, our food arrived -- already packed in to-go containers, which honestly felt like a thoughtful move because leftovers were inevitable. And then we opened the containers. And then...we fell in love. Garlic Butter Crab AND Shrimp Fries: Absolute insanity in the best possible way. Piled high with shrimp and crab -- and I mean no skimping whatsoever. Garlic butter sauce everywhere, perfectly crispy seasoned fries underneath, and rich, savory flavor that made it impossible to slow down. This is the kind of dish you think about later while staring into the void. Crab Cake, Shrimp, and Cheesy Grits: I am not a grits person...or at least I wasn't before this moment. These creamy Gouda cheesy grits have officially converted me. Smooth, savory, and ridiculously good. The crab cake was golden perfection with minimal filler, the shrimp were huge and perfectly seasoned, and the Cajun cream sauce tied everything together into what might be one of the best dishes I've had in months. Possibly longer. I'm still thinking about it. We ate until logic intervened and still left with about a third of the food for round two -- which I'm already excited about. Hookers might be easy to overlook if you're just passing by, but do yourself a favor and make it a destination. If you love seafood, this is easily one of the most underrated spots around. Big flavor, generous portions, fair pricing -- no over-the-top "trying too hard" seafood theatrics required. I showed up curious, left full, and now find myself emotionally attached to cheesy grits. That feels like a successful night.

My reviews are different. I do not announce myself or tell anyone; I am here to do a review!! I was…read moreout mid-afternoon on another beautiful ride here in Central Pennsylvania. The day before, I stopped at the same place to get some delicious fish, but that night I wasn't able to "swim with the fishes," so I came back the second day--and that was the best "swimming in the ocean" I ever did. I indulged in some delicious, cheesy, savory grits along with some delicious shrimp, fried to perfection with a golden, crispy brown outer layer drizzled with seasoning (but not too much). I also had some delicious flounder; now, this fish wasn't any less than the shrimp. The fish was one of the best pieces of fish I've ever had. I know a lot of fish--all the fish in the sea know me, and I know the fish. I must say the establishment is pretty inviting; however, myself being a cleaner, I know that it can definitely use a good cleaning. I did use the bathroom, and well, that was before I had my food and not after, which means it's good, and also the kitchen is clean. I enjoy this place because you do not have to deal with a waiter when it comes to ordering your food. All you have to do is just order at a kiosk, which makes it more convenient. They also sell smoothies, which are very nice as well. I do recommend this place for "to-go" food. To dine in would be okay, but would not be ideal only because it does need a good touch-up; however, the food is always consistent. If you have any questions, there are staff on site. I hope my review helps you make your decision on choosing to visit this location. My Ratings: * Food: 5/5 * Establishment: 2.5/5 * Convenience: 5/5

It's great! Fast service and the food got to the table sooo fast. The flavor was excellent and…read morethe price is fair. It's a great choice.

We were on vacation and had planned a dinner out with friends to celebrate our daughter's birthday…read more We initially stopped by a hibachi steakhouse, but after being seated, we waited 15 minutes before anyone even acknowledged us. When the waitress finally arrived, she mentioned she was the only one working and implied that the slow service would continue throughout the evening. Thankfully, my husband quickly looked up another local spot, and that's when we found Captain Krab Cajun Seafood & Boil--what a blessing! Not only did we enjoy incredible food and exceptional service, but both the server and the owner went above and beyond to make our daughter's birthday truly special. We were treated to fresh, delicious seafood, a sparkler candle dessert, a plush gift for the birthday girl, and even a light-up birthday sign! We felt like part of their family. We ordered oysters, clam chowder, boiled eggs, baby clams, and snow crab legs--everything was perfectly cooked and packed with flavor. You can even customize your meal by choosing from four different seasonings and five levels of spiciness, which makes it ideal for families or groups with mixed tastes. One of the most fun parts? You can write on the walls, tables, and even the ceiling! They also have a claw machine for the kids (and kids at heart). We'll absolutely be back next time we're in town! P.S. It's BYOB!

The food is delicious. The service is excellent. Would recommend. Have visit several times when…read morein the area

Vibes: Hip, clubby music…read more Food: Menu looked highly promising. Best dishes were the pork soup dumplings and coconut curry soup. Sushi satisfied the craving but was mid. Most disappointing were the drunken noodle and the pad thai. They were drenched and absolutely swimming in the salty sauce. Final Verdict: Would return and try other dishes but hard pass on the noodle dishes.

Honestly, I was skeptical about even trying this one as the reviews seem a bit low. However, I'm so…read moreglad we stopped here. I immediately noticed how inviting the building is, both on the outside and inside. Very clean and not sticky feeling like a lot of these places. This was one of the best boil bags I've had (and I live in northern VA where there is some of the best seafood in the country). We were seated with no wait and the server was extra nice. They have a pretty solid menu and specials for beery day. We got the Thursday special and lobster roll. Everything was great. Hoping to help boost the rating for this restaurant because they really deserve it. Shoutout to Melissa for taking good care of us!

Why are the reviews SUCKING?! This place is AMAZING! After a long day coming out of town my family…read moreand I stopped here to get our seafood craving accomplished. The previous reviews caused us to be sketchy but I'm glad we decided to go. We were immediately greeted and seated fast, our server Melissa was very kind and efficient. The atmosphere was clean and welcoming with their own little details to touch. The food was sooo delicious and FRESHLY HOT. The menu had daily specials which made things easy while providing great options for an affordable price. Would highly recommend to go and would love to come again if we pass by! As you see the table was left messy but FOOD IS CLEAN GONE

Harvest Seasonal Grill is on our short list of fave places to dine, especially when celebrating…read morespecial occasions with family members who have restrictive diets. Thankful for the gluten-free options. At Harvest Seasonal Grille, we enjoy the seasonal menu and daily specials in a casual yet sophisticated atmosphere, now with indoor and alfresco dining. It was a very busy Tuesday evening to celebrate a family birthday, and I'm thankful we made reservations. We had a personable, attentive server for our party of seven, especially when not everyone arrived at the same time. The small bites, entrees, and desserts. Everything was just like we expected, delicious.

A solid local farm-to-table spot with a large menu. I appreciate that they clearly mark any items…read moreover 500 calories, it makes ordering feel easy and transparent. We started with the lettuce wraps, which were just okay, but the turkey chili and shrimp noodle bowl were both standouts and full of flavor. Overall, a great choice for a casual meal with coworkers. I'd come back to try more from the menu.

Super clean, and the servers were very attentive. The food is made to order, which means that it…read moreis fresh and better. I sat at the stainless steel bar to eat, but there are tables for families or groups away from the bar. Bathroom was cleaner than my own at home, which is unusual. My meal was served hot, and it was great. I was impressed that the place was not loud from crowd noise, and the acoustics kept the sound under control. I can't say enough about how good my experience was. I will be back often.

Mick's seems designed to capitalize on its location and the warmer weather, so my winter visit…read moreprobably is not the best representation of what it is like when it is at its peak. I can see this being a much bigger draw in summer when the area is active and people are looking for an easy place to eat and drink. The food was good, service was reasonably quick, and the restaurant was clean. It was not very busy when we were there, but the layout felt like it could get cramped and difficult to navigate when the place is crowded. I do not know the origins of the restaurant, but it has that dropped in feel, like something that would fit just as easily near an outlet mall. It is a straightforward American bar and grill type stop. Nothing was wrong with it, but nothing stood out either. If the sports bar vibe is your thing, you will probably enjoy it. For me, it is the kind of place I might return to, but mainly because it is convenient, not because it is memorable.

Scott was amazing and really helpful. He has a great personality! The restaurant looks very nice…read moreand the food was delicious! 10/10 would recommend!

if you are in the area or close to..... This place should be on your list. First of all the…read morebuilding is beautiful and the space is co habited with many different artists and their studios.... whats better than that.... oh i know, you can grab a drink at the bar and browse the studio's! drink menu is amazing and delicious, great NA /mocktail drinks! Gluten Free Pizza was seriously the bets I've had the crust was chewy and a little crunch to it. i questioned like 3 times if it was really gluten free.... Cant wait to come back on my next visit yo Harrisburg. .

I give this place 9/10! The fish was cooked to perfection and the hush puppies were succulent. The…read morelemonade was even better. I do feel like the cabbage/greens didn't have enough flavor but everything else made up for it!! You have to give this place a try. The hospitality is unmatched.

I got fried catfish bites Mac & cheese yams & collard greens and they gave me an extra cake the…read morefood was so good definitely will be coming here again !! also the price was really good