I visited Quilon on the evening of Monday March 23rd, taking advantage of the three course menu offered for twenty five pounds in conjunction with London Restaurant Week. I could not been more disappointed. London Restaurant Week claims on its website to offer the chance 'to enjoy fine dining at a fraction of the price'. I would suggest that if Quilon is not intending to deliver on such a promise then it should cease its affiliation with the promotion.
We began with a starter of chargrilled marinated chicken alongside Cauliflower Chilli Fry, which were individually very tasty, yet sat uncomfortably alongside each other. The main insult, however, was delivered with the main course. A confusing menu suggested we were to be given a choice between Pistachio Lamb Curry, Cottage Cheese and Coloured Pepper, Spinach Poryial, Lemon Rice and Malabar Paratha. Not fancying a simple piece of bread as a main course we were somewhat relieved when we were informed each of us would enjoy the full selection.
Quilon needn't have bothered. I would rather have enjoyed a large plate of spinach than the pitiful portions we were dealt here: we received enough for each of us to enjoy a spoonful of rice, two each of spinach and cottage cheese. The real insult, however, came with the lamb: four bitesize pieces. Between two. Neither myself nor my companion have particularly large appetites, but a grand total of two mouthfuls of lamb each was pathetic, however tender or tasty it might have been (and although pleasant it was by no means special). What's more, it was lukewarm, the result, my companion realised on a glimpse of the kitchen on the way to the ladies' room, of every single dish that was part of such a promotion being kept on a hotplate. If this is how the supposed piece de resistance that convinces bargain hunting diners to return to spend more money is prepared, one can only sadly assume that all the side dishes were made in bulk and dealt out into dishes in a similiar fashion.
An unremarkable mango sorbet concluded the meal, but by that point we had lost interest. London Restuarant Week should be about offering people the chance to see what a restaurant can do so that they feel inclined to return.
I appreciate that a set menu still has to return profits, and that a restaurant is never going to serve lobster as part of a £25 set menu. At the same time, they should try to make compromises to make it at least seem like the customer's getting a good deal, serving something that costs a little more to make as a choice alongside something that costs a little less, knowing that equal amounts of both will probably be oredered and thereby cancel each other out. Maybe you might also place something a little exciting and (god forbid) freshly cooked on your menu, and think about allowing your guests to leave sated. Charging £25 pounds for measly proportions of ingredients, mostly inexpensive vegetables, which I would estimate cannot have cost more than £5 a head to produce, is an insult to the customer and a blatantly selfish use of the concept of London Restaurant Week to make a quick extra buck on the side. Congratulations to Quilon, they made it from both of us last night, but we shan't be returning any time soon. read more