(Just a disclaimer: this establishment is kid friendly... I mean, they've got toys for kids to play with and all that jazz, so don't read this review and think- oh they're anti-kid, as it's not the case) So there use to be this guy who would come in fairly often, and he had two kids in tow, fairly often- and the kids were obnoxious as all get out, fairly often, and the guy was oblivious/indulgent... fairly often. When they showed up, they took over. The guy just didn't care or didn't understand that the patrons of the cafe weren't there to assist socially inept fathers at ineptly socializing their kids. Now I wish I were the kind of guy who had the gumption to address the situation, you know, take the guy aside and say something like, "everything about you makes me sad and angry," but I'm not, so I didn't. However, someone eventually did. And the guy, in response, was entirely self-righteous, defensive, and rude [from my understanding as I wasn't there.] Then on a different day, an afternoon when I was there, the owner called the guy out. She called the guy out, and given the context, she was polite about it. She defended the person he was rude to and stood up for all the patrons who were annoyed by his uniquely carefree style of parenting. And then the guy started to argue with her. He was dismissive, self-righteous, entitled, and rude. So she kicked him out. Thankfully. Long story short... I don't like going places where acting like a jerk is tolerated. I think that's because I don't like jerks. If you don't like jerks, this is your spot. read more

Funky is Thy Monkey, What a great place! It's hard to find anything not to like here. Extremely warm and welcoming staff, an amazing array of healthy muffins and pastries made in house, great coffee, and the sweetest atmosphere. It's a piece of Portland past here. The neighborhood coffee houses that exudes Portland spirit. I love that. Came in to meet a friend and catch up. We like to try out different coffee places and this one is special. A few small tables inside, plenty of local products for sale, and a cool place overall. We were warmly welcomed here, and I will be back for sure. They offer a few light meals, bagels, smoothies, and a good espresso menu with their own concoctions. It's super clean, super friendly, a great value, and if you love Portland , you'll love it here. Give this place a try! read more

Not the best service is nice but the aroma and food are just ok and coffee nothing special

I am making this review with a disclaimer. I love this coffee shop... I hate the coffee. I think it is terrible. If I liked it, I would be in everyday. There have been discussions at dinners on our street how sad we are over this coffee vs. lovely shop-ness. I am sorry. I love the owner, I think he is one of the nicest guys I have met. He remembers us even though we don't stop in often. He is always ready with really interesting conversation. There are lots of things for sale that are handmade in the area. Which is awesome. I love that you can buy things made in the neighborhood. I want to like this coffee shop. No, I want to love it, live in it, spend sunny mornings reading in the window nook. So if you love tea give this a try. Or it seems from reviews that there are people who like the coffee, so perhaps it just isn't for everyone. read more

Favorite local coffee shop! LOVE their mochas and "classic" (toasted bagel of choice with scrambled eggs and melted cheese inside (want another one just thinking about it!)) They have a lot of options for home made muffins, smoothies, refrigerated favorites. I'd be lost without Space Monkey! read more

Want to chat about all things dorky with a nice guy who pulls a mean shot? Then go to Space Monkey. Want to hide while your kid is taking lessons at Mt. Scott, so as to avoid awkward and forced conversations with the other parents? March on over to Space Monkey. Their house coffee is french pressed and the beans they use are super dark roasted, and a tad bitter but I like my coffee to punch me in the gut. Black Sheep baked goods are not my thing, so I save my pastry eating for other places but Space Monkey is a great place to hide for an hour, talk about historical novels, sci fi or music and have a really decent cup of coffee. read more

1. The coffee is tasty, and organic. 2. The art is cool. 3. The owner ROCKS! 4. They have lots of locally-made jewelery on display. 5. They have free wi-fi and a desktop computer that you can use. It's hard to get me to stray from my local Stumptown cafe, but this place is just as cool (and a little less pretentious). All 'n all a sweet place to grab a cup 'a jo and chillax for a couple of hours. read more

We walked in to the cramped café stood within 5 feet of both cashiers and not one of those girls said a word to us. The hubby and i stood around for about 5 mins. One cashier flirted her panties off with the guy in front of us who had one drink. Mean while her counter part walks pass us three times and doesn't say a word. We ultimately walked out as i didn't trust them to make our drinks. Only thing we can chalk this up to is blatant racism and distaste towards swirl couples. Shame on you space jerks. First time coffee shop experience in Oregon. Think we'll go back to cali! read more

After a long run one morning, I figured I earned myself a treat and decided to give Space Monkey another try since it would be nice to have a coffee shop I enjoy within a stone's throw away from home. This update is over a year after my first visit, and the little shop doesn't seem to have changed much appearance-wise. The two experiences were night and day though. The barista this time (who I am almost certain may be the same one as before but then again, it has been over a year so I could be wrong) was warm, friendly, and pleasantly chatty. I ordered an iced mocha since it was warm out, even though iced coffee beverages are not normally what I prefer. It was good, maybe a little heavy on the ice, but definitely good. While I can't say I'm a huge fan yet, I have hope that I will grow to like Space Monkey more, but for now they have definitely bumped it up to A-OK. read more

How I long to love this place. I tried it a handful of times when I first moved into the neighborhood...each time hoping my previous experience wasn't as bad as I had thought. Sadly, I finally gave up hope. There's always a hard balance to strike between supporting local business and enabling establishments that should be forced to improve to simply keep skating by with a mediocre offering. Space Monkey happens to be one of only two coffee shops in the Mt. Scott-Arleta neighborhood. This, however, should not be an excuse for producing sub-par lattes. Portland is, after all, a hotbed for superb coffee. The owner is a wonderful guy. He will chat you up and he seems to remember every one who comes through his front door. These are talents many baristas lack. I just wish the coffee beans were quality and the shots pulled weren't bitter. read more

Being a fan of the Fight Club, i nearly lost my sh*t when I was strolling down 72nd Avenue and walked past a sign that read SPACE MONKEY. Space monkies! And coffee! Brought sanctimoniously together at long last! But it's not only the name that tugs on my heart strings. It's the welcoming, relaxed atmosphere. The comfy chairs strewn throughout. The availability of the most current Mercury and Willamette Week. The organic coffee. The free Wi-Fi and house computer. The local art. The goofy postcards and locally made jewelry. The affordable prices. The always-tempting baked goods and wraps. And Tim, the barista, who you'll almost always find zoning out on his laptop, but always willing to slip it under the counter to engage in some stimulating conversation. Oh yeah. And the random monkey paraphernalia... Space monkies! read more

Boo. Lame. Weird vibes immediately. The lady that took my order seemed irritated that I was there. Gross smoothie and gross cookie. I will definitely not be back. read more

The barista is super friendly and welcoming!!!! Could read my mind to know exactly what I was craving! The lavender honey latte perked me right up and satisfied my coffee craving to another degree! Accompanied by the egg avocado goat cheese sandwich on the pesto parm bagel! Bursting with flavor with every bite! Serious mouth orgasm. The atmosphere is super chill and very open! I can't wait to come back and try more treats :) read more

So I love the idea of a corner coffee shop that I can stop in and be welcomed warmly, and as much as it looks like it, Space Monkey does not do this... My friend and I walked in this morning, and no one was even in the coffee shop, not even the barista, and then finally she came from the back, no welcome or hello, not even a smile, just a "what can I get you?" Seriously? Anyway, we had the lavender steamers, which were actually pretty tasty, as well as a pastry each, and those were good. I do love the atmosphere and I do wish this could be a comfortable place, but unfortunately, the service really brings the quality of this cute little coffee house down. Oh and side note, this is not my first time stopping in, but this is the same service I receive every time, so I thought it was time to review it. read more

Went for an event, so I can only say the atmosphere was nice. The juice prices were over the top and kids are gluten free. So we did not buy anything. Don't know if employees were there due to the event but no one talked to us at all. read more

Extremely fresh and tasty sandwiches. The roast beef on sourdough was yummy. Veggie sandwich on a pesto parmesan bagel was fantastic. I do wish the portions were larger, or that chips or a small side was included, though with the low price, it makes sense. Customer service was very friendly! Coffee good, from Cellar Door. The down to earth charm, quality of ingredients (organic/local/fair trade), and lovely trees across the street to gaze at in comfy chairs makes this my favorite cafe in the 'deep' south east of Portland! read more

I'm giving 4 stars because I love the atmosphere. Totally un-pretentious, cozy, and has a great little kids area - a place where one can stay for hours and feel as if they are in the comfort of their own home. I sincerely hope that someday they switch to Stumptown or RIstretto or some other amazing bean. Also, owner if you're listening, even more important is: PLEASE offer gluten free goods! Lots of us would be eternally grateful!! read more

Had the chai latte and a gluten free muffin while I sat in a cozy spot to work on my laptop. I would say that it is an intimate coffee shop with the ability to work and study due to its small size and close proximity to others. There's a small children's nook in the back corner with toys and books. It definitely has a Portland hipster vibe to it - more like old hipster than it being trendy hipster. read more

Briefs: If you'd rather be at a Starbucks, then the coffeehouse in question just failed. Space Monkey Coffee feels like a grungy and depressing coffeehouse when compared to Arleta next door. If this is the closest coffeehouse within a 3 block radius of your location, then it's alright. If you're traveling from a further distance, then skip. [Original Visit: December 19, 2010] An Extended Weekend of Eating: #17 read more

Wandered in this cute little cafe and the vibe is super chill as all of Portland is. I got a Carmel macchiato, and the first thing the barista ask me is "like Starbucks?" "Ummm no not like Starbucks. Like space monkey does it?" Then asked me about milk % which was super nice of her. She didn't have to ask me about that. It was incredibly uncomfortable dealing with the comment about another coffee shop right off the bat. I'm aware of what a traditional macchiato is. Over all loved the quaint little place. read more

This is a working persons local coffee shop. I have been a customer since 04 and I love this place from the food and coffee to the staff. Local honey and no pretentious goofiness. Just a great neighborhood shop. French Press coffee for true coffee lovers and an atmosphere that encourages hanging out. Come around enough and you meet fun new people. read more

I love Space Monkey. My favorite baristas in Portland brewing up amazing Cellar Door specialties! These ladies are very friendly and go out of their way to make me feel at home. Space Monkey has the right atmosphere to hang out in. Free Wifi, good tunes, and a friendly neighborhood vibe! I think the food is better than most small cafes I've been to. They have amazing breakfast bagels, fresh muffins, and the french toast panini is exceptional! read more

Monkey yum, monkey good. Coffee never taste like wood. I drink it down and say "that's nice." I prefer their coffee more than lice. It makes me happy, yes it do. It make jump and say "woo woo!" read more

Unfortunately too many bad experiences at the shop. We've been wanting to give it a chance since we live in the neighborhood. I also enjoy getting coffee from them for my open houses. I enjoy promoting local business and always highlight where I get the coffee. Today I received some of the worst customer service I have ever had anywhere. I understand it's a busy and stressful, but being rude and condescending to your clients, especially the ones that come in regularly is unnecessary and just silly.definitely will be looking for a new place to get my coffee. read more

My favorite coffee shop in the neighborhood. Still far enough from inner Portland to have that comfortable, rustic old-portland feel. Good coffee and a friendly stream of patrons. read more

The older server with dreadlocks is a really judgy bitch and wants to only talk to people she knows around the neighborhood. The coffee has barley any caffeine making me wonder if they just pick it up at Winco in bulk and it's part daycare. If you have little kids and like waiting forever for someone to take your order because they are too busy talking and then having them make shitty judgy comments to you while being served shit coffee then this is the place for you. read more

After a class at Mt. Scott Community Center I thought I'd get a muffin and Americano and try this place out. An easy litmus test for a coffee joint. Maybe I caught them on a bad day? Friday around 10 a.m.? There was a line, and people seemed to be waiting around a lot for things. There was a lot of switching of staff to the front and back, and some people complaining about the things they got. I finally ordered, and got the wrong thing, then the replacement just wasn't very good. The muffin i got -- i kid you not -- tasted like play dough. I don't eat play dough, but i imagine this is how it tastes. My husband and son all said they hated the muffin. My son said it was the worst muffin he ever had. bummer. On a bright note, the place next door (the bakery) has really amazing muffins. I'll just go there from here on out. read more

Great place to relax, read, catch-up on work, or just hang out. They make the world's best Morning Glory muffins to be found anywhere. Staff is very friendly. I stop in whenever I am in this part of Portland. Love it! read more

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Great food drinks inexpensive great for kids only one lady working and our meal only took 5 min to get to the table! read more

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Great place, but the two new employees desperately need some more training. I ordered my coffee, waited a good five minutes, finally heard the two of them discussing my coffee, got handed my bagel and no coffee, and when I inquired the girl said "oh, I'll make right now!" I had heard them talking about it, so maybe they were just hoping I had forgotten so that they wouldn't have to make it? Between the two of them it shouldn't have been forgotten, especially when I heard them talking about it. No explanation or apology or anything, very frustrating. Pay attention, quit chatting, it's not hard. read more

Absolutely love this place. Wish I had found it sooner, the staff and spot are full of good vibes and music. Did I mention the coffee is fantastic, definitely a cut above the rest of 5 million coffee places in Portland! read more

Stopped in for coffee while waiting for a table next door. Impressed by drink specials and also the variety of muffins with dietary distinctions. Menu had options for breakfast just not exactly what we were looking for. Would like to go back to try soup and food. Place is busy but they get people thru the line in decent time. Good atmosphere but not an available seat so glad we were taking our drinks to go. read more

I don't expect to be treated like the most awesome person in the world. But 50% of the time I feel like I'm invading. So I usually walk to Foster instead :C Otherwise, this place is cool and I'd come here more often. I like that they sell local crafters stuff. Honey, crocheted hats, jewelry. It was the first place I saw Snarky Cards and the Rubber Chicken coloring book. read more

Great service, super friendly and geat coffee! Small town local experience. I would definately come back.

I am so lucky to have Space Monkey as my local coffee shop, they provide an excellent latte at a good price and so much more. They have a large menu overall, with so much local goodness and they even deliver in my area for $1. Amazing. They're fast and friendly both in person and for ordering online. The house made muffins are all incredible, with vegan and gf options always, the scratch made soups are fabulous. read more

Hey you reading this Yelp! Review. Come to this coffee shop right now. The baristas are literally so nice and down to earth. They don't smile when they give you your order because a big corporate chain is juicing their emotional labor, they are genuinely passionate about their jobs. They offer great service/conversation, and have the best taste in music. They also have free wifi. 'nuff said. For someone that just moved to Portland, this was a great place to plant my roots and get to know the area. read more

Terrific atmosphere coupled with the kindest people in town. I look forward to my weekly visit as I am guaranteed a smile, a laugh and excellent conversation. I truly enjoy visiting Space Monkey and thank you all for creating a safe space for all of Portland's diversity. Highest recommendations. read more

I was initially very excited about finding a nice little neighborhood coffee house. However, I have had a couple of negative experiences. I used a punch card and filled it up from buying milkshakes and smoothies. When I went to redeem it for a free milkshake I was told abruptly, "There is NO way you bought 10 milkshakes." I was told that I could not redeem it for a milkshake or a smoothie (I don't drink coffee). Another time a male employee sneezed into his hand (huge snot rocket) and then proceeded to hand me an unwrapped straw. Terrible costumer service twice was enough to keep me away. Hope they will improve. read more

So coffee's not my thing. Sure, I need a cup in the morning, but it's nothing to get excited about. I mean if you're going out to drink and be social go to a bar. But I'm in Portland, and coffee is like their national drink. And I had a business meeting here and the guy suggested this place. I'm not sure how to judge coffeehouses. There not bars, so I shouldn't use the same measure. The drink was good. The staff was friendly. Well, I guess those two things matter just like at a bar. Comfortable chairs. Big windows facing the street. Lots of interesting looking people coming and going. But, this is Portland and everyone is interesting looking. Plenty of kids and infants in strollers seemed to come and go, so it is very family friendly. I don't usually see that in a bar. Or at least I shouldn't. It faces a park, which is nice. And that may explain the kids. I hope the young ones aren't coming for the coffee. But, it's Portland. They may already have java in their bottles. read more

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Monkeys in Space with Coffee?!? I love it! Thank you so much for not being a pretentious, boutique, hipper-than-thou java joint. My coffee is always made to order, just the way I like it. If I wanted fast-food coffee I'd goto ****bucks. Yeah customer service can be a bit off at times, but it's a local small business, I get it, it's stressful. If I wanted coffee and prozac I'd goto NW 23rd, or NE Broadway if I wanted attitude with my coffee I'd goto Alberta St, or Mississppi. ...but I don't so I goto Space Monkey! read more