I had looked forward to trying this place for a while. Attempted to go today and was disappointed to say the least. We went in and with plenty of tables open were told there were no tables that could accommodate a stroller and me not being able to sit at a high top. One person on the staff tried telling the other they can make it work for the one to say do you want to deal with a handicapped person and a baby cause I don't. Needless to say I will never be back. read more

First of all, waited 20 minutes to place our order. Then, it took 20-30 minutes to get our food. The food is very greasy, very average, not flavorful. The staff who sat us was kind but the server was far from friendly. This was my first time here and I definitely won't be back. Plus-it's clean and the tables are cool looking. read more

We headed here for the first time this morning, will definitely be back! The Bloody Mary was excellent, fun mimosa flavors, food was wonderful. My guy got the crispy chicken and biscuit special, I had the keilbasa Swiss omelet, both were huge portions and delicious. read more

The food is awesome! It is our new favorite for brunch. The cherry mimosas rock! Definitely recommend. We look forward to going back to see our new friends, Rachel, the hostess and Alfie, the server! read more

The good - service was top notch, room was comfortable. The bad - food was just okay. Portions are huge. read more

Fun place to eat, very welcoming and feels like home. The food was amazing. Great friendly service kept the coffee coming.

Tucked up on the corner of 4th and prairie. The inside was a little dark , nothing fancy or fun. There is "MOO" sound that goes off every 30 min or so. That's about it when it comes to the cow theme. The food was overpriced , small portions and mediocre at best. The waitress was kind, but after taking our orders she walked by once and said "it's good isn't it" and never came back to fill our drinks or ask if we needed something until she brought our check at the end. She hyped up the food like it was award winning. The French toast had no flavor , neither did the syrup that came with it , like it was watered down. The biscuits and gravy was a waste! The biscuits were a little hard and grainy and tasted like a gluten free option. The gravy wasn't that good either. The "homemade" sausage was a small glob of overcooked meat. Like a shriveled hamburger patty. The avocado Beny was decent. Although I don't know if a small dollop of avocado counts as "avocado" . The portions were small !! Service was "eh" , atmosphere was bland , and the food was not the best. Paid $80 for 4 people (with tip) and no drinks. Won't be coming back ! Incredibly disappointed read more

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Excellent breakfast and large portions for the price. Unique menu. And very nice staff. We will be back soon!

The food is delicious and has generous portions for a good price. Nice reliable, fare, recommend!

Our over all impression was good but I must admit when you go to pay, your options for tipping are 20%, 22% & 25%. I believe you can choose custom but that's not the point. We do always leave at least 20% but feel people should have a lower option. It's forcing you to choose 20% as the minimum. For this reason, we probably won't return. The food was good, not large quantities, moderately price, staff was very nice although service is quite slow. I do wish them well. read more

We tried another popular place, and the wait was going to be longer than my ADHD would allow, so Plan B turned out to be juuuust fine. Such nice folks here, and they were pretty busy on a holiday weekend, but a few things really impressed me. We were in and outta there in under 45 mins, and that's what we were looking for on a cruisin' morning. And--the food. It was amazingly hearty, yet lite at the same time. Yes, I know that doesn't make sense, haha. But it also meant there wouldn't be a doggie box following us around during our busy day. I ate all mine....and then finished hers. Didn't eat till after 8PM later in the day, but that was expected. We'll have to try their sister resto in Spokane Valley... read more

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Great food, great service, great place!!! We came in from out of town and found this little gem, was very happy with both the quality and quantity of our breakfast (we split a bfast platter and still could not eat it all). read more

We may have had a unique experience, but the one time we tried this place we had very poor service. Took almost 15 minutes to even get approached once seated and another 30 before we were served. It wasn't busy. Food was very okay. Wasn't worth the wait. read more

Am shocked that they recently won an award...my wife's burger sucked, I can make a way better burger at home for her at a third the cost.....was probably the worst chicken fried steak I've ever had....i move around cda Spokane looking for good chicken fried steak....felts field is still the best....stupid cow fried steak, after all the reviews....i could hardly cut with a sharp knife....had to saw it, wished I had a chainsaw....thin and tough.,,,I was hungry, so I forced myself to eat it all, but ya kinda have to for that price read more

The food was fine and the service good but had I read the ridiculous blurb on their menu ("The Health Department FORCES us to tell you that consuming raw or undercooked meats, ...") I would have never walked in the door. We were wondering why it was called The Stupid Cow Cafe and we found the answer. read more

First time there. Food was great. Service was even better. Very nice, clean place. Breakfast and Lunch served all day. Interesting options beyond the normal. Had the Jackson Barnyard Burger with Hollandaise Sauce. It was excellent. We will definitely be back. read more

The food and the service are excellent as well as the Ambience My food was made hot and stayed hot while I enjoyed every moment I enjoyed a IPA beer for dessert. read more

Great Food, Great Service. This was a really fun place and the server was a kick. Highly recommended read more

The Stupid Cow Cafe - The Stupid Cow. Great food. - Cafes Near Me - Hayden, Idaho

Amazing service. Super friendly and welcoming staff. Constantly good food! Have retuned as an out of owner 2 years apart and would do it again! read more

Cute little spot. Enjoyed our pancake and chicken fried steak. They spit the meal for $1.50. Gravy was a little spicy haha but overall everything tasted well. A bit of a wait when we got there, but the good service made up for it. read more

The Stupid Cow Cafe - Cafes Near Me - Hayden, Idaho

Breakfast all day is always a great start when going to lunch. Had the chicken fried steak and it was good eating. Paired it with an Irish Death beer. The potatoes were country style, well crisped so they were an acceptable alternative to my preference of shredded hashbrowns. Next time I'll try a hamburger as it was looking really tasty across the table. Restroom was exceptionally clean and service was pleasant, thank you. read more

I wasn't sure what to make of this place but heard good things, so I gave it a shot for breakfast. I came in and the theme is a cow pen, which is pretty funny. There was only one person working but she was hustling and not letting the workload dampen her mood. She kept right on top of things even though she was slammed (an older lady with a heart of gold). Very professional. Food was delicious. I had a ham and cheese omelet and it was overflowing with ham which is unusual these days given food costs. The potatoes came with peppers and cheese, which was a nice touch. And every once in a while there would be a random MOOOOOOOOO. Not sure if that was to be funny or something like a special code to the waiter that the food was up. Either way it cracked me up. It's a tad bit out of the way, but it's worth it. I definitely recommend them. read more

Pleasantly surprised! Portions were huge (thank goodness, my appetite was big!). Best chicken fried steak I've had in a long while. The home fries have onions, peppers, and bacon in it (yes yes yes) and the biscuit was buttery inside and out. My husband loves the sweat he got goin' with the jalapeno burger too. Family friendly, cozy, a solid brunch anyway you look at it. Will definitely come again! read more

I ordered the Avocado Benby, WOW! My muffin is toasted well (important when covered in hollandaise) Ham has great flavor, the hollandaise is smooth and has great flavor. Love the tomatoes and Avocado. My wife ordered the biscuits and gravy. The biscuits are amazing and house made. The gravy is great! We will definitely be back. read more

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The best biscuits and gravy I've had in a long time. The gravy was made from scratch and the sausage patty was hand pressed.

A through and through breakfast joint. Eggs are done as you order them, cheddar biscuits are fluffy, just a little bit of sage in the breakfast sausage. In my experience the service was prompt. The stupid cow mooing on the loudspeaker at random was a little grating. But every restaurant has its quirks. The menu informed me that holsteins kill more people than sharks each year. read more

Thos place isx great the best we love it great burgers the service is great love the location

This cafe has a very cozy vibe. Cash preferred. It seemed very busy on a Saturday. The menu offers standard diner options like eggs Benedict, French toast, egg with bacon and toast, etc. Great spot when you just want a down to earth breakfast and nothin' fancy! read more

I stopped to have breakfast on my way to airport after a lively week in Hayden Lake. This cafe is so cute Warm and inviting service Down home atmosphere I had a yummy cheese omelette and potatoes and it filled me up for a day of travel . In my tiredness I left my corrective glasses on table and did not realize I did until entering the airport in Spokane . I called the Stupid Cow Cafe and the wonderful server I had named Dawn had them . She told me she would send them to me as soon as she got off work! She even sent a tracking number . Who gives service like this and helps a stranger in need? This Blessed Cafe "The Stupid Cow" Go and meet these wonderful people and enjoy a down home meal in a lovely setting . The food and service outstanding! You won't be sorry I'm home in Texas, Blind as a Bat , but I won't be for long because Dawn sent my glasses at no charge . Wow!!!! Wonderful People Beautiful Hayden Idaho Sweet cafe read more

I had a great breakfast, server was great even though it took a while to order in an empty restaurant, decor was definitely my favorite part. Reasons for the 3 stars.... seriously took forever to get service and we really wanted coffee. I honestly think she thought she already took out drink order and had a flakey moment,but the main reason is my breakfast (Benedict) came out before my husband and she said sorry his will be out soon we had an issue with the potatoes and then when she did bring it out they were clearly burnt. We didn't know what to say because it was so obvious. He didn't eat them and if course I felt guilty because mine was fine and it was if course my restaurant pick that day. So he paid alot for bacon and eggs basically. I might give them another try if he's okay with it and update my review, but for now this is it. read more

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First time visiting and it was great! Went for breakfast and had the Benny(eggs Benedict) with home fries. Delicious hollandaise sauce. Great portions and well priced. Cute decor and ambiance and even better service. Will definitely be back! read more

Cute place- a lot of thought out into decor and set ups. Each table had charging station at the wall!! How thoughtful is that? Breakfast was great - hubs the French toast and me the Hayden (1pancake,2 eggs and sausage patty) $8.95!!! Super nice server! We'll be back!!!! read more

There was one waitress who was very patient with a group of eight elderly ladies. We all had separate checks and different orders. She did never make us feel rushed as we did stay and chat for a while. We enjoyed our experience as a group and we will be back. read more

Looking for a little breakfast place in Hayden and found the stupid cow. We checked it out because of the name really, so glad we did. The staff was friendly and helpful with suggestions. I had the special ( spicy crispy chicken eggs Benedict) and I have to admit I was a little skeptical. I'm so glad I tried it as it was delicious! My wife had a French toast plate that was also very good. We will definitely stop by again next time we're passing through Hayden. We'd love to try their lunch menu. The decor is pretty cool too. We highly recommend The Stupid Cow...two moo's up! read more

The Stupid Cow Cafe - Daily special, spicy crispy chicken eggs Benedict. - Cafes Near Me - Hayden, Idaho

Tried this place out while in the area on business trip. Not bad. Service was good. Food pretty good too. Has jack Daniel's bottles for lights inside. Kinda cool. Price average. Would try again but wouldn't be my 1st choice. Lots and lots of breakfast places in north idaho. Most close at 2pm. Fyi read more

#1 the food was just ok. #2 The service was really good. #3 Was way overpriced. #4 Was clean, quiet, and comfortable. 2 out of 4 isn't good enough for me to return. read more

The food and service are good. The ambience is unique. I would certainly recommend this restaurant. My daughter particularly loves the angry chicken sandwich. read more

The best chicken fried steak in the area with fried potatoes, 2 eggs, and a biscuit. My wife orders the biscuits and gravy. We share each others breakfast. I've had a lot of chicken fried steaks over the years, but their blend of meats make it so tender that I normally can cut it with a fork. The service and cooks are always great. You have to try The Stupid Cow for breakfast or lunch. read more

limited menu but the food was good. ex service with friendly staff. clean restroom. nice decor. would definitely return read more

The Stupid Cow Cafe - Cafes Near Me - Hayden, Idaho

Great food and the service was perfect. There a "moo" over the load speaker everytime food is ready. Loved it!!