Absolutely fantastic. Great grub and good music !!! (I can only get in if I review it, but it's honest I swear!!)

Bait and switch oyster special. They do not have 1$ oysters on Sunday. I was told they "don't do that anymore" despite it clearly being on their website. Service was slow and waitresses were rude. Half of the overpriced drinks and food on the menu were "unavailable." Tourist trap avoid this place. read more

Hands down the best bar in town could not ask for a better place between the amazing staff the outgoing owner and the plethora of drinks this place has it all I wouldn't trade it for any other bar #ilovethisbar read more

Trader Ed's - Bars Near Me - Hyannis, Massachusetts

Fantastic in every way! Bartender Sarah is awesome. Amazing views, amazing vibes. Can't recommend enough

Would not recommend this place to anyone. Food is subpar, drinks are overpriced, and the bartenders don't know what they're doing. Not to mention, was there and saw a girl yakking in the corner (which should speak for itself) and asked a bouncer for some paper towels, who asked why and I told him someone threw up a little, when he asked who/where, I told him I'd take care of it, he didn't like my response, and told me he'd figure it out and that I'm going to be kicked out if I don't tell him. I was so sick of the place I said "sure, kick me out" and escorted myself to the door. I ran into the owner outside and I told him I just got kicked out for trying to help a girl throwing up inside and that he should probably check on her. He said he didn't care and was very inconsiderate. All around bad experience and will never be returning to be quite frank. read more

I am currently sitting in the best bar in Hyannis. Kelsey is the best bartender in town, the bud lights are the coldest I've ever had. Enjoying a mudslide overlooking beautiful views of boats and the harbor, how could you go wrong. The food is great, the staff is even better. If you're a snob, don't come here: they won't want you and neither do I. Great piña colada's, strawberry colada, Cuervo frozen marg - all top of the line. Food it great. Ambiance is better. Reminds me of jimmy buffets bar. Epic. Come by, have a beer grab a burger and tip your bartenders read more

Excellent Lobster Dinner Nice ambience on the harbor beautiful pool you can take a dip great drinks and service will go back again and again

I'm new to the whole review thing but now that I'm on here I just want to say how much I enjoyed the crowd and vibe here. The drinks are good and the service was prompt. We got a few appetizers, a drink and sat right on the water at one of the high top tables. It was a nice experience, we left before the sunset as it was getting busy. We didn't catch the servers name but she was very nice. The parking lot was a bit busy and it was hard to find a spot but we did. We will definitely be back. read more

I went here with a friend because I was visiting for a week. Jon and Jenna served me and they rock! Amazing service, love this place and definitely recommend for anyone looking for a good time in Cape Cod! read more

Another great afternoon drinking the coldest Coors Lights on the Cape. Lunch was delicious and the bartender Kelsey is the funniest, most personable, energetic, welcoming bartender. They just need better bar stools! read more

My friends and I showed up at approximately 10 pm seeing that online it was open till 1 am. When we showed up the door was locked and the employees were still in there so we had knocked, they had opened the door screaming "we're fucking closed!!!" I had mentioned to maybe change the hours online and the girl came out telling me to go to a different bar and that she refuses to change the hours online and slammed the door on us..... i don't think i've ever encountered anyone so rude to customers ..place is a joke. read more

Watched owner pee in front of line of girls, didn't wash hands, was acting like a d*** to everyone in line, tried to charge $30 PER PERSON for a small sleezy dive bar. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY read more

As a native of South Florida, I've considerable expertise with waterfront drinking. Pretty simple formula, most believe; take open water, add alcohol. But nay good sir. There's more than a fine line separating whalers slowly tipping tall boys by the wharf, the bronzed and picturesque quaffing martinis on the rocky beaches of the French Riviera, gringos and locals alternating between napping and shooting mezcal in Tijuana and, well, how ever you'd describe the shit that goes down in South Beach. That said, if you slam the atmospheric apple corer over the latter and shift the little nugget to the Cape, you've got yourself Trader Ed's. While the beautiful, sparkly-pocketed staff can afford to be curt and catty, they aren't. Quite the opposite, in fact, as Allie defined service with a smile - quick with a joke and (when the sun shifted) the pair of designer shades off her head. Food's moderate and the mixed specialty drinks read straight from a seaside frat menu. Basic and powerful, the $7-8 price tag doesn't hit the wallet as quickly as the alcoholic suntan will turn you into one. Probably not my scene if under a roof, but because it ain't, I'd definitely swing by again. read more

Trader Ed's - Bars Near Me - Hyannis, Massachusetts

For starters we waited 30 mins to be serviced but what this review is about is the lack of COVID regulations that were being followed. People in and out and none of the tables were being cleaned in between. a few of the waitresses did not have masks on the whole time we were there. No name and phone number was taken at the hostess stand as a contact incase of COVID outbreak to contact us either. Place was filthy and the food was trash read more

Trader Ed's - Waitress with no mask on - Bars Near Me - Hyannis, Massachusetts

Definitely will never go here again...every part of the process was horrible. Started off with the racist flags and the inaccurate wait times. After waiting triple the time the staff letting people in let their friends in before us. When we finally got in they immediately threatened arrest when we mentioned how cool it was that they had a pool. Our server was rude and tacky and what REALLY threw me off (I so badly wish I was exaggerating) she was an inch from my face 3 separate times with no mask. We got two rounds of disgusting drinks that were made wrong each time lol. When I asked for a dirty Shirley because they made every other drink wrong she said she could only do grey goose in order to upcharge me. Not one of us got one correct drink and the service was horrible. read more

Received the following message titled "drunk bachelorette" from "John S" representing this bar, who I think is the owner: "Sorry we have been hosting parties for 21 yrs with NO liquor violations , some times ladies who show up on school busses for Bachelette parties get to drunk and are asked to leave ! We remember this (fun group well ) ! Good Luck to her husband !" His response to my review should tell you everything you should know about this place. We did not come in a school bus, nor were we asked to leave. We left of our own accord once the place started clearing out. Not sure why he brought up liquor violations. Oh well. read more

We sat for 20 minutes before I had to go ask for a menu, the woman looked at me (broken leg in a cast and all) and said "they're on the tables" pointed at a table across the pool, and walked away. I went and got myself menus from said table, it had sat dirty since before we got there... waited another 50 minutes to be approached by one of their 5 servers and not a single one came to ask if we needed anything or if we wanted to order food... so we left...??? I don't understand how this place is still in business? read more

I love this place. Incredible atmosphere and drinks. Always having a good time. Only bar around with a pool. You just can't beat it. The food is phenomenal as well. Incredible staff. Will be back! read more

Absolutely the worst. Over priced, prices change based on your appearance. Owner is creep, bouncers are creeps, tons of creepy old men. Spend your money somewhere else. I promise you, it's a waste of your money, your time, your vacation. Just an overall disgrace of a place. read more

Overpriced Bowling Alley Food after 8pm. This was our first and last time. It's a bar, not a restaurant. $9 for a plastic cup of wine and $10 for cranberry juice with a splash of vodka. read more

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Great service. I had the Big Sky and it was delicious! The owner John was very attentive and made sure we enjoyed our first Trader ed's experience. We'll be sure to come back soon. read more

There is not a finer establishment here on the cape. The staff provide A+ service. And the owner goes out of his way to greet his patrons. If your ever here in the Cape, make sure that this is your first stop. It's right off the ocean and the the views are incredible come sunset. read more

BEST PLACE EVER HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE. The staff is so welcoming and accommodating! Best place in the cape so fun and drinks are great!

One of the worst experiences I've ever had. Incredibly rude staff (many at the bar agreed). Terrible management (the owner!) who kept making incredibly inappropriate comments on the microphone to the crowd about young women. I couldn't believe he was allowed in the vicinity. Many people left after his horrible comments and mannerisms. I've never experienced such disrespect and unprofessionalism. The police were called to attend to their poor behavior. I will never return here. Please avoid at all costs if in Hyannis, this is a terrible establishment for many, many reasons. (Also, terrible music and vibes. Wasn't fun or worth the measly $10 cover charge). read more

Great place to get drinks and eat outside. Amazing views of the harbor. Perfect location for a Sunday Funday. Great service too.

Tucked back in a boatyard was looking forward to a good drink and some good nautical scenery. First disappointment was the drink. The frozen drink was more like blended ice. Very little fruit or alcohol. Vibe was also weird. Most boatyard bars have a laid back Jamaican type vibe. This place seemed very uptight. Also appeared to be a noticeable UC cop presence. Not on my repeat visit list for sure read more

If I could leave negative stars I would. No one of quality would ever show their face in this trash heap. The owner changes the cover fee based on how busy it is, we unfortunately showed up when he decided it was $30 a person. Before arriving we had spoken to someone over the phone twice about skipping the line. Once we arrived the OWNER JOHN SHEA said he wasn't informed and harassed us at the door. We were then told it was a couple hundred dollars to get in. It's all cash so we needed to go to the ATM. We didn't get the money back to him fast enough due to the crowd and the line, and the PSYCHO started taking our pictures telling us we needed to come up with $300 or we couldn't leave.. like he was going to hold us hostage or something. We were there for less than a half hour and he made as pay $300 to leave, threatening us with a squad of security staff at the door, mind you we were a group of 10 women. I have never felt more uncomfortable or unsafe at any other establishment in my life. It was honestly a horrifying experience. read more

Trader Ed's is the best waterfront restaurant on cape cod. The waitresses and bartenders are on point and the food is bomb.com. I recommend this beautiful marina bar to anyone on cape cod. John Shea is the Tom Brady of waterfront restaurants on cape cod for 25 years. The best! read more

Extremely disappointed with this restaurant. My boyfriend and I came to visit for our first time from Rhode Island. We are staying over night and wanted to go out to some local bars near our hotel. Trader Ed's were one of the locations that we were excited to try out. We did about a 15 minute walk to get to this location just to find out that they were at "capacity" yet you couldn't wait in line in case anyone left. The two guys at the front, who wouldn't give me their name when I asked since they "didn't have too", were so rude. I simply asked for their name so I could speak to their manager because of their attitude but they were rude and just kept saying they didn't have to tell me and didn't care. We were still confused as to why they didn't have a line for you to wait in as it was still early and they close at 1am. As we were waiting for our lyft, one of the "security guards" said we needed to move to wait for our lyft since it was owned by the marina? We literally weren't doing anything so it made no sense so we said were not moving since we were on the sidewalk. This whole situation was extremely frustrating and could have been handled better. I do not recommend anyone to come here if they plan a trip to the cape, and if they do end up going there, making sure you call beforehand to see if it's going to be a wasted trip because they could be at capacity and not let you in with no reason at all. Please hire better, more friendly staff. read more

This place has the best service and the best drinks. Great drinks and even better vibes. Come here with all your friends for a fun time. I highly recommend it!! read more

I love this place!!! They are so welcoming and friendly. The best! Second night in a row

Came here as part of a college group who they reserved the whole joint for, so this obviously isn't the typical experience. Regardless, they were woefully unprepared and generally ignorant the whole night. They had two bartenders working to serve around 200 people, and you had to wait an hour just for a drink. Unless you were one of the 3 locals there or you were willing to throw a $10 at the bartender for their attention, you are out of luck. The staff and security were downright rude at best, and had no problem getting in your face and pushing you around if you happened to accidentally walk into the wrong door from the deck outside. I didn't see a single smile from anyone at the place unless they were up close and personal with a college aged girl, and that should tell you enough about the kind of people they hire here. Again, it was a college group which isn't the typical crowd but these people look for nothing but profit, customer satisfaction be damned. I'll drink water from Hyannis harbor before I get a drink here again. Enjoy! read more

Awesome bar was here on Thursday best bar on cape by far waterfront party all the time. Best drinks and food around.

I came here with my college friends, to start the $20 cover charge is ridiculous not worth the experience at all. The bar tenders were so rude to all of us and we had 15 girls. They did not tell us about the pre authorization fee so all our cards were charged $50. I asked for a frozen drink and the bar tender replied "absolutely not" and walked away. And to end the night the security tells us to get the fuck out when they were closing and proceeds to take a video of us walking out of the bar. The service was just so awful, I can't believe how rude seriously everyone that worked there was. read more

If you're not a local don't bother. Never felt so unwelcome. Walked out after rude bartender shooed us out of the bar to the patio. Not a drunk local. I guess they don't need the business. read more

Trader Ed's is the best bar on cape cod no doubt!!! So much fun. Always great vibes and great music.

My husband and I have been here multiple times. We like the late summer (mid-late September time) Normally we are early around 5:00ish eat dinner and like to sit at the inside bar. We have had some bartenders that are great and attentive. Although a few of weeks ago (early June) we sat at 2 empty bar stools and had to wait for a long time for two beers this was an uncomfortable long time. I had my cash out in my hand but we still waited. The regulars were getting served their drinks with conversations, while we waited. The outside wasn't too busy, (no frozen drinks frenzy going on) I understand a business having their regulars and the relationships that have been built I think it's great and we are known by name at multiple places down here. But just imagine how many more you could have if everyone was treated in the same friendly way. We did get our drinks but with empty eyes, no smile, and we felt as if we were putting her out. p.s. the coconut shrimp is GREAT! : ) read more

This waterfront bar has great entertainment and excellent staff. The food is delicious and I highly recommend coming to enjoy this amazing atmosphere! read more

If you're a female don't expect service from the bartenders. Drinks were over charged and there was a $20 cover just to be treated with absolute disrespect from staff. Their attitudes were appalling .. as we were exiting bouncers were telling us to get the fuck out. On top of bartenders and bouncers being rude we wanted to speak with the owner/manager to talk about the staff and he dismissed us so fast, said he couldn't help us and that they closed 30 mins ago and kept being a smart ass and looking at his watch for the time MULTIPLE times to get us out. We just wanted to bring to his attention that his staff was being rude and he ended up video recording us. I'll let my peers know to never come to this place. YOUR BUSINESS SUCKS AND WE WILL NOT BE RETURNING. read more

Trader Ed's is the best place in the universe!!!!! I wish I could come here all day every day and never leave!!!!! Jenna is the coolest bartender server ever !!!!! I LOVE TRADER EDS read more