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    We, The Pizza

    3.4 (1.3k reviews)
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    Open 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Updated over 3 months ago

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    Moderate noise
    Casual
    Classy
    Outdoor seating

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    Slices
    Brad W.

    Only had one slice, but thought the triple cheese was good and I was able to fold it as well. The pepperoni slice had large slices, but was a bit more greasy.

    Hammed A.

    We, The Pizza has been a good experience over the years. It is located on Capitol Hill, so their interest has been to consistently provide high quality pizza to staff on the Hill and local government employees. Their pizza is delicious. The have approximately 14 pizzas in rotation. I appreciate that their ingredients are fresh, natural, and many sourced locally. Their sausage is from Logan's Sausage in northern Virginia. Some of their ingredients are organic. The end product is a high-quality pizza. I also like their house-made soft drinks. As is the case with many restaurants along this side of Pennsylvania Avenue, the restaurant has two levels. The main dining room is on the 2nd floor. There are televisions on the 2nd floor and the layout is comfortable. The only inconvenience of the 2nd floor is the soda fountain is on the first floor. A soda fountain on the 2nd floor would be ideal. Also, their cookies are baked fresh and absolutely delicious. There have been times I've visited We, The Pizza just for their cookies. Overall, a very good pizza parlor experience.

    Exterior
    Erin O.

    Love the pizza and hand made sodas here! The crust on the pizza is so crispy and the handmade soda flavors are very original. There are no refills for the handmade sodas, but once you're done you can refill it with fountain soda downstairs, all self serve. It's conveniently located close to the Library of Congress, so it's a great spot to stop by for lunch or dinner. They have plenty of seating upstairs. It's clean, bright, and spacious. Since we went early Friday evening, it wasn't busy so we were served right away. It was lovely to have a hot slice of pizza after walking around DC all day in the cold.

    Inside of store
    Beth A.

    I wanted this to be a four star experience because the staff here are awesome. The Detroit-style slice just did not deliver the way I hoped. When I got my slice, one side was piping hot with the cheese bubbling and the edges crisping. The other side was lukewarm. It was basically room temperature. I asked if they could reheat it and because of food safety, which is totally fair, they handed me a fresh slice. Big points for that. Unfortunately, the second slice had the same problem. The edges heated up but the middle stayed kind of meh. I do not think this is a staff issue. Detroit-style just does not work well with the per slice reheat model. If you are grabbing a classic slice, go for it. If Detroit-style is calling your name, I would recommend getting a whole pie so you can get that fresh out of the oven magic.

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    Min Z.

    Very good pizza. One slice is big enough for a meal. Filling and flavorful. Service is fast and efficient. There are plenty of tables upstairs to accommodate different sizes of groups.

    Bacon Me Crazy Slice, Butcher Block Slice, Honey Ham and Pineapple Slice
    Melissa T.

    We all loved our pizza! This was just the place to sit and relax between seeing the sights. Nice that everyone in our family could get the pizza we wanted since you can buy by the slice. I also had a side Caesar salad and it was the perfect size to go along with my one big slice of pizza. My family all got the two slice and drink deal and it was almost too much food for them! Definitely recommend you stopping in.

    Capitol Supreme Slice
    John L. H.

    Solid and reasonable. We were sent here by a USCP Officer who suggested some reasonable spots near the Capitol. It was exactly as he described. We liked it so much that we ate here twice. I think pizza is different away from home. This may be something anyone outside Louisiana understands but I did not. It took a few trips away from home to discover that Louisiana knows nothing about good pizza. When you walk in here, there is a menu but there are also pizzas on display before you order. We got two slices each which were huge. You can probably get by with just one. Once we ordered we got a buzzer and grabbed a seat. Imagine my surprise when I was thinking they would just give us pizza straight from the display. Negative. They took it, heated it perfectly, and then buzzed us. It was excellent. Paired with beer it was even better. Was it fancy? No. Was it reasonable by DC standards? Absolutely. Would I go here again? Definitely. If you are at the Capitol or Library of Congress and want a reasonable but filling meal, walk a few blocks here. Thanks to the USCP for the recommendation.

    Ian A.

    But pricey, stick to the pepperoni for a good tasting pizza! Love the adventure and tired different flavors but some were a bit too much I fear. Service was quick and they brought pizza to the table. They play good music and it's a nice vibe to just rest and eat.

    Candace H.

    The name says it all ... We, the Pizza, offer a wide selection of NYC-style pizza, featuring over 14 slice options, house-made sodas, hand-tossed wings, and Italian gelato shakes served in a relaxed and trendy atmosphere. My favorite was the various murals of celebrities and the multiple quotes. Located in the heart of downtown DC and within walking distance of the Capitol and other DC attractions. I visited during a quiet time of day, which allowed staff to offer suggestions and explain the menu for first-timers like myself. A 10/10 in my book for NYC pizza eaten and enjoyed in DC.

    Alex I.

    Their strong pizza consistently makes me feel complete and happy. But the margins on the $9.00 salad make me feel empty and exploited. It is smaller than an iPhone 13. It had 9 leaves of lettuce, 4 cucumber slices, a cherry tomato.

    Linnea E.

    Solid pizza shop on Capitol Hill with a wide variety of pizza options to order by the slice. Made for an easy, quick, and relatively inexpensive lunch for the area. The Hawaiian was definitely my fave - it was loaded with pineapple and chunks of sliced ham. They also have a surprising amount of seating upstairs.

    Jumbo Wings   Delicious Veg Sicilian Pie
    Shan M.

    Service was great ! Everyone was very attentive. Manager I believe his name was Eric was very helpful and nice! I just wished my food was as good as the customer service:( Me personally, I do not like huge wings ! If they were smaller , they would've been perfect! Veggie pizza was bland and full of dough ! I would give it another shot & just try something different!

    Frozen middle and uncooked dough
    Shani L.

    Pepperoni Chicago pizza was borderline nasty. I just tasted the salt from the 50 pepperonis on top. The bottom crust and edges is the only reason I gave it 3 stars. The middle wasn't melts and slight undercooked. Good location. Fast service. Excellent customer service. Just work on the sauce and seasoning

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