First time ever at We, The Pizza. Went for lunch with some co-workers. Glad they picked this spot. The range of pizzas available was great. There was something for everyone. They also have a cool soda fountain like the old 50's diners. The service was fine. I was especially surprised that the cost was so reasonable considering the location. I am a fan of We, The Pizza! I will be back! read more

This place was recommended to us by some extremely helpful and friendly locals as we left our abode and looked like the obvious tourists that we were. This joint is pretty cool looking from jump, the decor is kinda funky and they have a whole rock n' roll/hippie/pizza theme going on. The number of pizza choices alone were overwhelming; I got one slice with buffalo mozzarella and fresh tomatoes and another with mushrooms. After ordering and easily finding a table upstairs, our pizza was ready quickly. In short, it was tasty. My mother-in-law states it's the best pizza she's ever had in her life (I wouldn't go THAT far, but they did have amazing crust, definitely in the top 5). One slice would've been adequate but I managed to shove in the 2nd piece. My only beef about the place: the upstairs women's bathroom was totally gross. One of the stalls had a broken toilet so the floor was like a nasty puddle, it reminded me of gross elementary school bathrooms. I get it's an old building, but it took away from the overall end of the experience. read more

Fantastic! Loved the BBQ pork pizza. Hefty slices mean that one slice fills you up! We ordered a large and it fed our family of four for two meals. Can't wait to go back and try some others. read more

The best pizza I've had. Anywhere. Ever. The crust is crispy on the bottom and chewy on top. Huge selection of toppings.

We, The Pizza does not take It, The Cash for pick up orders or delivery orders. We, the patrons, appreciated that this place was clean. We did not appreciate that the seven or eight staff members ignored us for many minutes even though we were the only two people in the restaurant. After we stood under the pick up sign long enough, one staff member demanded, "Do you need something?" When we finally got our pick up order home, the pizza was hot and decent (white pizza and mushroom pizza). But for 40 dollars with a side of rudeness, I could have had a few cocktails and then gone to my in-laws's house. read more

I have eaten a lot of pizza from all over the United States and We the Pizza !!! is hands down the best we have ever eaten. Was in DC for three days had it twice and it really is the best pizza !!! Were back home in Indiana and still craving it. read more

Disclaimer- the pizza is good but this is for their awful customer service. We got a coupon for a birthday- free medium pizza - but you can't use it for delivery unless you spend over $18. So it's useless unless you go pick it up. After chatting with staff, Manager said they won't honor the coupon for delivery. Which doesn't make sense - we spend a ton to get these coupons and it's the same price either way. Don't get me started. Also- separate issue- called to get something added to an order and was told, "they can't do that". Once you place an order it's set in stone apparently. Even though we were asking to buy MORE. Really disappointed overall. Save yourself the disappointment and go to papa johns or dominos. read more

i wish i had a better review of this place because i like what spike is doing for the area. unfortunately, i don't recommend getting a whole pie here. try the slices first. my pizza dried out before the dinner was over and the crust, that was softer but still packing a bite, turned into a hardened, 3 day-old baguette before i left the table. moral of this story: slices. and an italian soda at the fountain is highly recommended. i had the orange crush (basically a melted 50/50 bar) and it was a great compliment to the pizza. read more

I visited this place twice during my stay in D.C. and both times were fantastic. The customer service was top notch and the prices are fair for the amount of food you get. Im a big guy and i eat a lot of food, but for 8 bucks i got 2 slices and i was stuffed afterwords. They have quite a few different pizza options, but I recommend the white pie. Will definitely come again next time I'm in town! read more

Yum! Had the Fresh Buffalo Mozz and Roasted Tomato Pie delivered, and it was fantastic. Delivered within the estimated time frame. This will likely be my pizza delivery option from here on out. read more

It's really too bad that this place is so run down and the atmosphere so casual because the pizza and beer is good, too good to be enjoyed off the cheapest paper plates going and out of flimsy plastic cups in a place that desperately needs remodeling and fresh paint. I was almost embarrassed to have made this a must on our quest for great beer and pizza joints last week. Not worth a long walk and definitely not a date spot. read more

The pizza here is AMAZING. Delivery was extremely fast and the delivery guy was very nice. The wings are great but the pizza was the best I've ever eaten. Definitely a favorite spot of mine now! read more

Went here for dinner on a Friday. Pizza was pretty good, great flavor and quality ingredients, but nothing to write home about. It's definitely a good meal, and worth going to if you're in the neighborhood, but as mentioned in other reviews- there are many great pizza places in DC, and We The Pizza is just one of them. The do however serve pitchers of beer, which makes it a great hangout with friends. And their gelato is AMAZING. The salted caramel was some of the best gelato I've ever had! read more

Split 4 slices with my wife Saturday. At a cost of $17.76 - really expected more. Much too salty, crust lacked taste, and the sauce is severely rationed. Will make a decent occasional lunch when the pizza mood hits you - but the calories and cash can be better allocated elsewhere. read more

Before "We, The Pizza" opened, I would drive to Arlington's Italian Store when I wanted good, New York-style, take-out pizza (and, as you would expect, the pizza would be luke-warm at best -- and missing a couple of slices -- when I got back to my house on the Hill). Anyway, so I have ordered from WTP about a dozen times now and find that the pizza continues to get better. Granted, I thought it was pretty good to begin with -- nice crust (although it could be a little thinner), good sauce, generous toppings -- but the pie we ordered the other day was the best yet. They also have delicious gelato desserts -- try the strawberry shortcake if you're in the mood -- and fun made-to-order sodas (my 9-year-old is a fan of the "Heard It Through The Grape Soda"). I like the restaurant's space -- plenty of seating -- and I love that I can order carry out. I would give them 5 stars if they delivered. And I'd throw in a half-star higher than 4 if the price was a tad lower ($19.98 for a large one topping is on the high end), but until there's real competition on the Hill, they can charge whatever they want. read more

We found out about this place because they stuck a menu in our door, which should have been our first red flag. We checked yelp and they had 3 out of 5 stars so we gave it a shot. We had to call three times over twenty minutes before we could get someone to answer the phone. Paid $40+ for two large pizzas, one with sausage and peppers, the other plain cheese. They showed up within an hour as promised. However both were mediocre at best. Tasted like they were microwaved. We ate one piece each and were done. Dont be fooled...They might have a catchy name but thats it. You can get a better pie at Domino's for half the price. Not kidding. The good reviews must be from friends, family, and employees because there is nothing good about it. read more

Went on a tour of the Capitol on 7/27 and stopped here for an early dinner afterward. We were starving and this was a perfect choice to crush our hunger pangs. I only had the cheese pizza, but it was really good. The best part about it was they keep it very simply, with basic ingredients and seasoning that all works well together. The ingredients are not crap either... you can tell this is good stuff, and even the crust was delicious. You know a pizza is good if you eat the main part with all the goodness on it and you still want to eat the crust. The service was good as well. We had a party of 8 and ordered a couple of pizzas right at the beginning of the evening rush and it only took about 15 minutes to get our order. The ONLY reason I didn't give this place 5 stars was simply because the sitting area was crazy. It seems like they got a discount on a bunch of furniture from 3 or 4 different restaurants that were going out of business and just randomly set them up in the available open dining spaces. They were in the middle of doing some renovations upstairs so I'm hoping things might improve after that's finished. Overall the dining furniture issues did not affect our overall experience though, and it was totally worth the visit. I would definitely bring the family back for another visit. read more

Mediocre pizza served by a lethargic staff. Be prepared to wait while your order languishes...

Finally went. I work nearby. I have resisted going because I disagree with the owner Spike for charging what I believe to be an unfair, illegal, and fraudulent "tax" i.e. a 1% "environmental" charge. In reality the owner admits this going to some kind of paper or paper like towel they use in the kitchen. They waste paper and cardboard like crazy in this place. Anyway, long ago when they first opened I challenged them on this charge and they said it was optional -- but they don't tell anyone this. SO when I went yesterday I asked not to be charged the extra 1% and the cashier made a big deal about taking it (4 cents) from the tip jar. Now the pizza. To my surprise it was not very good. All this time I thought I was depriving myself of a treat, but it turns out not. The crust was tasteless and limp and the topping was just ordinary. This was a one time deal for me. Petes a pizza I think is the only good pizza in town. Forgot to mention the roach crawling on the wall which oddly didn't especially bother me but freaked out my girlfriend. One good thing was the AC upstairs. BTW, from the Bronx here, so do I know pizza or what? I am actually writing this on my iPad on the Megabus to NYC. Guess who's having pizza for lunch on Broadway on the upper west side? read more

Can't live on taste alone - try for service - no one answers the phone - tried delivery and it took 1 1/2 hours - the drivers and cashiers think it is not their job to apologize - 3 strikes and you're OUT - thank goodness 7th Hill Pizza is right up the block!!! read more

I am so bummed. I love the pizza at We the Pizza, but after so many times of misunderstandings with calling in an order, I am finally done with them. I have even called the manager at one point. I'm always put on hold and end up hanging up after 3-5min and call back. Half the time I get someone who doesn't understand my order or can't hear me because of the noise from the restaurant. I am super sad because their pizza is good, but their service is horrible. Back to Papa Johns...took me 45sec to order and friendly as can be :-) read more

If the high prices, laughable estimations of wait-times, and uneven quality of the food doesn't keep you away, their customer service really shines. Try 7th Hill. read more

If you like eating buckets of salt...this is your place! The WORST pizza ever. I have no other words.

I wrote this review as a graded essay for a class, and I'm now posting it here because I thought this place was so good! "We, the People of the United States..." does that phrase sound familiar? Those words form the first line in the preamble of the United States Constitution, preserved in Washington, D.C. We, the Pizza, a restaurant located just steps away from the Mall in Washington, D.C., takes its name as a clever spinoff of the famous line. The popular restaurant certainly makes delectable food good for your constitution with their many pizza choices, friendly staff, and accessible location. The vast variety of pizza options immediately captures customers' eyes when they walk in the door. Baked pizzas stretch as far as the eye can see. The list of choices includes Cajun chicken and andouille, honey ham and pineapple, buffalo chicken, the Butcher's Block, and of course, the classic simple cheese and pepperoni pizzas, among several others. We, the Pizza does a great job of catering to all tastes, from picky eaters to meat lovers to vegetarians. The restaurant also offers pricing options; customers can buy a single slice of pizza or different sizes of full pies. Although We, the Pizza focuses on pizza, the eatery also crafts salads, garlic and cinnamon knots, and wings. The pizza place truly makes an effort to satisfy all tastes and preferences with both fantastic flavors and personable employees. The friendly nature of the staff constitutes another striking feature of We, the Pizza. The second customers walk in, an employee greets them, ready to serve. The staff nails the tough balance of allowing the customer to look at the product alone and offering suggestions. They also make just the right amount of small talk, enabling the consumer to feel more at ease. Cashiers readily ring up customers' purchases, and several cooks work busily in the open kitchen putting toppings on pizzas or watching dough bake in the oven. A busboy or two bustle about the restaurant floor, clearing tables and picking up trash, ensuring a nice, clean environment for the hungry pizza lover. Even the soda machine looks immaculate, and the straws and cup lids next to it are organized neatly. In short, We, the Pizza creates a friendly and inviting atmosphere for all its customers to enjoy their fresh, scrumptious pizza in an easy-to-access location. The We, the Pizza location in Washington, D.C. neighbors the National Mall, making it easy for customers craving pizza to walk, bike, or even take a quick subway ride to the restaurant. The area sits close enough to attract a good amount of foot traffic, but also far enough away from popular attractions to avoid overeager tourists crowding the shop. Plus, outdoor seating with green, leafy trees engenders a pleasant experience for those who desire to eat outside. Locals and visitors both visit We, the Pizza for a meal they know will be satisfying. As the phrase "We, the People" became the foundation to a great nation, We the Pizza has become a great pizza place. The copious topping options, amiable staff, and convenient location all make for a great experience that would gain the approval of any pizza lover. The people have decided; We, the Pizza means amazing pizza. read more

Pizza is excellent and you can't beat the variety of pies they have. The crust is crisp but not too hard and the sauce is great. There is amble seating most days during lunch hours. read more

We the pizza has the best pizza I've tried in DC, had friends from NYC and they loved it. Also, had friends coming over from KY who loved their pizza. I like the location, fortunately I live one block from the restaurant :-) read more

I have had We The Pizza at the restaurant once before and thought it was pretty good. Decided to have it delivered to our office for a luncheon and had a very poor experience. I call and placed the order at 11am or so. I specifically asked for it to be delivered at 12pm/12:15pm. I get a phone call at 11:42am saying the guy is downstairs. I got get the pizzas and they are already cold. I tried a piece and was thoroughly disappointed as it tasted stale and the cheese had a very waxy texture. I have no idea why they would deliver us pizzas 30min early and not even deliver hot pizzas. Very disappointed and will not recommend. read more

The sausage & pepper pizza is delish. Highly recommended. The homemade sausage is so flavorful and the veggies taste fresh. Delivery was quick and easy to complete online. Thanks for making my sunday dinner a breeze. read more

Tried the Margarita pizza (I'm sure it has a fancier menu name) at a friends house last night. The crust and sauce were good. In comparison to the many other pizza places I've tried within DC, I would say that they offer above average quality pizza. It was a tad bit too greasy, even for pizza, but I would try it again and would recommend. read more

We The Pizza is worst takeout restaurant ever, they were absolutely rude, slow, and nonprofessional. The employees sucked and so did the pizza! I've never felt so disrespected in my whole life, nor have I ever tasted such an atrocious pizza or homemade soda. I wouldn't recommend this place to even a roach much less a person, if good food is what you seek I suggest you go next door to Good Stuff Eater where the service and the food is good. read more

We are visiting and ordered a pizza to go, there was a complication with our order we discovered when we got home and we're bummed and I phoned the manager to let them know about the issue and the MOD was beyond helpful. This is a company who intends to serve excellent pizza and does so with great pride. I highly recommend this pizza place! read more

Reheated stale pizza. The deep dish was so tough you could not bite off a piece. Salad was just romaine and seeds. Truffle had no flavor.

Good for a quick slice of pizza as you can order individual slices and they are big. Prices are great by the slices as well but avoid going during off hours as the slices sometimes look like they have been sitting there for a while. read more

This is the kind of place where you can order a slice from a selection of pre-made pizzas, or order a whole one to take-away. I had a slice of the sausage and peppers and a side Ceasar salad. The selection to choose from itself is quite nice, a mix of old stand-bys and more interesting topics, with at least a couple of vegetarian options. It's NY-style pizza, but my only complaint is that the crust was too thin while being fairly laden with cheese and toppings. The paper thin crust got mushy, and didn't crisp up with reheating, so it was not possible to pick up the slice and eat it. Otherwise the flavors were great. The ceasar salad inexplicably came with bacon instead of croutons - can't say that's a substitution I loved, but the dressing was quite good. They also had a garden or farmer's salad that I'd probably get next time. Plenty of seating upstairs, some really big tables for groups. read more

Love the pizza at this place! One of my favorite "Top Chef" venues. Mike Isabella has a good restaurant but pizza is not one of the things they do well; Spike nails good pizza. Keep wanting to try some of the other flavors but almost always fall for the pepperoni pizza-- it's that good. Oh, and the hand made sodas -- all very good, my favorite being the cream soda. read more

We were walking around the area and felt like some pizza so we stopped by to check this place out. I wasn't blown away by the pizza but it was pretty good. The dough and crust wasn't really my favorite but I think it's good if you have a craving and are in the area. read more

This was great pizza! We each had something different and everything was awesome. It's nothing fancy and the place was really a bit too warm upstairs (we were there in March). I'm sure you'll find something to really enjoy. Next time we'll probably get our food to go. But we will return because it was just that good. read more

We, The Pizza has to be my first Yelp review. Since moving to the states, I have been looking for a pizza slice that had the perfect crust. This was just about perfect. I had the buffalo mozzarella and tomato slice, the base of which was perfectly crisp and not too chewy. The tomatoes were acidic and tasty and the buffalo mozzarella was great quality! I'd highly recommend and I'll definitely be back! read more

My wife and I are from out of town and we came for dinner. A large pizza was $20, and slices are around $3. It is a great atmosphere, they have outdoor seating. The pizza how ever was definitely subpar. If I wasn't as hungry it wouldn't have tastes very good, but because I was starving i devoured our pizza. read more

The roasted tomato and buffalo mozzarella pizza is to die for, as is the homemade sarsaparilla soda.