Despite the #6 being one of the best NYC meals you'll *ever* eat, opinions on this textbook "Hole In Wall" in Flushing are sadly Polar-ized. Which is why the name was originally "Penguin" and is now "White Bear." If you think about it, it will come to you. Unfortunately the same concept doesn't apply to Jessica Alba, because I think about her a lot, and she never comes. To me.
What to get: Order the #6, just do it. Wontons in hot chili oil. Don't ask questions.
Why: Because I told you to.
And what if I don't: Then don't. It's your loss.
What's all this Penguin business: It's a joke about the icy regions at the top and bottom of the planet. If you don't get it, there's no point explaining it to you.
You call that a joke?: Why are you so aggressive today?
I missed my anger management class: Well don't take it out on me.
Why the f*** not. I'm gonna kick your ass: Alright. This conversation is over.
Not to be confused with "White Hair" which is what I'd have if I didn't dye it :( Better than falling out though right?
White Bear is simply one of the best Chinese meals I've ever had. I ate it just after Nan Xiang's Pork Soup Dumplings (which is amazing), and right before Xi'an's Lamb Cumin Noodle (which is the single best Chinese meal I've ever had). I was told to order #6. I can't describe it and do justice to it. They're won-tons, but the orangey-brown hot chili oily seasoning is what makes this dish astronomically wonderful.
"White Stare" is what you get if you're not white, and walk through a rich white suburb or all-white country village. Right before the cops start harassing you or some neighborhood watch guy shoots you dead. :(
You get 6 (small) or 12 (large) spicy dumplings, made on the spot. They're orgasmically amazing. The pickled cabbage on the side is excellent too. They cost around $5 for a small (I know, it's f***ing ridiculous really. But then they can't pay their heating bill so this is probably why). This dish is so popular that they often sell out. Come as early as you can.
"White Pair" is what Caucasian California girls often purchase from plastic surgeons.
Run by an adorably occasionally-angry husband and wife with questionable social skills who know how to cook incredible won-tons. I have to say that unlike Nan Xiang (palatial by comparison) and Xi'an (a tight fit but still doable), this is one of the worst places to "eat in". There is literally no space to move. There is no air conditioning in summer, and worse, there is no heat in winter. You will proverbially freeze to death in here on a cold day. I was first in here on a cold day and after half an hour I couldn't feel my legs or feet anymore. Absolutely nasty. Not a fun memory. The food, though - utterly magnificent.
"White Fair" is what the World's Fair was called at Flushing Meadows before all of the non-whites came to Queens and made it wonderful and diverse and - as this place will prove - absolutely delicious.
I'd also like to send massive thanks out to my friend Tsz-Cheong in Queens. He insisted I eat here, and told me exactly what to order. Nobody has ever been more right (except for those who told me to get Lamb Cumin Noodles at Xi'an). You can probably tell from my reviews, but I am very new to Asian cuisine and to authentic Chinese cuisine. I have no idea what I'm talking about. But I know what I love and I know what's delicious, and White Bear's #6 is simply one of the most delicious meals I've ever had. I think I'd get it to go, though, if I were you. Especially if it's a particularly hot - or an extremely cold day. And as my legs, fingers and nose will tell you (which took about 30 mins for me to be able to feel them again after I got back in the car), the bitterly cold days are the worst at White Bear.
But then it makes perfect sense doesn't it. Of course a white bear is going to be f***ing freezing. Unless it's a warm white bear. In which case it's managed to polar fast one on you, because you, like me, assumed it was a freezing cold North Polar Bear. As opposed to the invisible South Polar Bears set up by the CIA to intermingle with and infiltrate the Penguin population. I have proof. We'll talk later. The hills have feelers.
"White Rare" is what you order when you like your chicken undercooked.
Make sure you get your bottom down to White Bear next time you are in Queens and try the #6. Spicy Wontons. Some of the tastiest food you will *ever* eat. It's one of my fave places despite the extremely uncomfortable dine-in situation. Which is why I call it "Despite Bear."
Also, if this place were only open late, it'd be "Night Bear." If there were spiders inside, it'd be "Fright Bear." If they offered fountain sodas, they'd be "Sprite Bear." If they told you that you were the bestest customer ever when you walked in, they'd be "Trite Bear". If the owners were very poor, it'd be "Plight Bear." And if every customer that came in was a virgin, then, obviously, naturally, of course, it'd be "Tight Bear." read more