Save you money and time. The biscuit was dry and tasted more like cornbread. I dint know how it got so many good reviews.

Biscuit tastes delicious! Texture amazing, very buttery, softy just perfect! Totally worth trying! Very good portion and satisfying.

This is the go-to spot if you're looking for a great breakfast! It's a small little shop, and you do have to order online, so id recommend ordering ahead of time if you're going to walk over still since it can be a wait. The wait is worth it tho! I got a sausage & bacon bitchwich, and they're both delicious. The biscuit itself has a lot of flavor and isn't dry. Make sure to finish your food from there, because if you don't.. well... let's just say the name says it all ‍ read more

Biscuit Bitch - Sausage Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Bitchhhhh! You have to get your biscuits here! The people are absolutely wonderful and the environment is so grungy (in the best ways) & I love it! I always love coming here when visiting Seattle. And some of the names and descriptions on the menu are so funny so definitely check it out! read more

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We walked there and realized it was "online only, bitches!" And so we went online. Refresh the page around the time that they open so that you can order online. Because at first it stated that they aren't taking any orders, so we seen some people walk away. But once you refresh when they're ready, it opens up to take orders. I looooved the spam bitchwich. They biscuit was soooo moist and had the perfect crisp on the top. We got there at the perfect time because as we were eating our food, there were more people and a longer wait! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Online orders only, bitches!! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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If you enjoy an interesting and hilarious menu and big portion sizes this is the restaurant for you! Was looking through restaurants to try in Seattle, and this place definitely jumped out with its name and number of reviews - Opening and reading the amusing options from the menu was great. We then placed our takeout orders online and went to go pick up our food. I got the Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch - which was about 3 biscuits under a mountain of delicious gravy, cheese, and grits. The flavor was delicious, you can't really go wrong with this trifecta of food + biscuits. The price for was reasonable ($14), given the amount of food given. The only gripe that I currently have is the the wait time for the food, which was about ~1 hour wait time from the time you place your order (Online that is). But overall, I would recommend giving this place a try! (4.5 stars) read more

Biscuit Bitch - Store front - Caffe Lieto - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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You order via QR code and then they call out your name once it's ready. There are a few tables and chairs out on the sidewalk if you are looking to sit and eat there. I found the overall taste a bit disappointing based off the other reviews I read, but the staff is great and you can tell they are very hard workers! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Biscuit Bitch was PHENOMENAL! The signage was absolutely hilarious and this is definitely not your ordinary biscuit joint, and I love it! The staff was hilarious and super friendly but weren't afraid to let us know "Bitch we sold out"! Now that was paraphrased but you get the idea. There is no fear to write bitch on the signs and I loved it, it just felt so authentic to even eat here. We did pick up and ate at a little table set out up front, so we could bask in the downtown vibes as tourists. My fiancé and I were looking at top rated spots and were cracking up seeing 'Biscuit Bitch.' Eager to try it, we made it just in time. The egg and cheese bitchwhich was goooooood, I recommend dipping it in honey if you like something sweet! I paired that with the Seattle Fog drink and was in LOVE. That milk based tea (I turned mine soy) was amazing and just what I needed for a comfort drink. Ultimately this was the best comfort breakfast we could've had and being our absolute first stop in Seattle I was pleasantly satisfied. Whenever we come back, Biscuit Bitch is a must be stop we will be sure to make! read more

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Good biscuit. Pretty dense. Genuinely kind staff although the only ordering options create a few barriers. Wait time is accurately posted but incredibly long at times. It's not possible to order at the counter, only online, at times. Understand this is the best way they've devised to handle crowds, but wish it were possible to wait patiently in a line to place an order with a staff member, then wait however long it will take, vs. being restricted to ordering online. The staff themselves were accommodating. read more

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Really good biscuit sandwich! Wait was a little long but that is to be expected for a morning breakfast spot

I ordered the original easy Bitch ( having a hard time to say it when ordering ) which are sausage gravy over biscuit with two over easy eggs. It was quite amazing, hearty and rich. The eggs were cooked to perfection, biscuits are buttery and flaky. The bottom part even has a bit of crispy crust on. There are a lot of sausage bits in the gravy. It's just it was a bit too salty. Would be perfect with a cup of latte tho read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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This place was good and pretty cool. I really like biscuits and gravy so I loved those gravy and grits dishes! Got the one with the hot links. Spicy level was just right for me if I don't eat the jalapenos. My friend got one of their biscuit sandwiches and doesn't see the hype in this place. I thought it was a good biscuit sandwich but yeah not as mind blowing as the gravy and grits but I love creamy smushy food like that. The biscuit sandwich just tastes like a solid good breakfast sandwich but with a really really soft buttery biscuit. Would recommend giving this place a try if you're visiting! It's exactly what I think of when I want to try something a bit different when traveling. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I love this place. This is my go to place for breakfast/ brunch. My favorite is the bitchwitch hot link.

The food was good. A little spendy but if you're craving biscuits and gravy or biscuit sandwiches they are tasty. No indoor seating. Also this place gets busy, they had a wait time posted outside the building for 45 minutes, pretty accurate. Ambiance is not great with homeless around and it smelling like pee unfortunately. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Where you order - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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The only thing that might prevent me from rating a 5/5 is the price, as it is a little on the expensive side in my opinion. But I think it deserves a 5 for the quality of food. The bitchin sauce on the breakfast sandwiches is the truth. read more

If you're in Seattle you have to try biscuit bitch. We stayed across the street which was very convenient since you have to order online and be somewhat close to monitor wait time/pick up your food. This is a very popular place - Check out the website to see the process. I got the sausage bitchwich with a side of gravy, their gravy is fantastic!!! Goo coffee too. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Loved the whole vibe here! Definitely worth a stop. Perfect start to the morning. The sausage egg and cheese was rad. Thick biscuit, super cheesy, perfectly salty and savory and buttery. Doesn't get better. Wash it down with a dirty pumpkin chai. Damn. Also- she'll hand you your order and tell you to Fuck it up. Bahahah and that I did. read more

I really wanted to like Biscuit Bitch, but I'm afraid I didn't get to experience the whole vibe. It's a bit hard to find if you don't know that it's located inside caffe lieto. Parking is on the street wherever you can find it. Ordering was easy. All you have to do is scan the QR code with your camera and make an order online. Then your order should be ready within 20 minutes depending on the line. The lady working the front was super nice and upbeat, but I was hoping to hear some fun bitch comments from the staff. Sadly, they weren't playing along. The food was disappointing and my chai tea latte was flavorless. I ordered the sausage bitchwich and all I tasted was the biscuit and cheese. I wish the sausage patty was thicker because I love a good sausage, egg and cheese. However, the biscuit was good, moist and hot. Overall, Biscuit Bitch is a decent establishment, but nothing spectacular. read more

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I loved the vibe of eating on the street as people walk by. The food was also really good. Ate here both times I've came to Seattle. Highly recommend read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Biscuit Bitch was on my wife's list of "must eat" places during our trip and she picked a winner, as usual. I've learned to never doubt the woman's ability to select great restaurants. Due to covid, they had the interior closed off and had you order/pay through their website. We were able to snag a small table outside on the curb. When our order was ready, they yelled out my name. I ordered the regular egg & cheese and while it was good, I'm not a fan of the sauce at all. That's my personal taste, though. My wife got the one with the hot link and after trying it I immediately regretted not ordering it. It was amazing. I (we) definitely recommend it. read more

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I had really high expectations based on my biscuit loving heart ... but felt that while their biscuit was good it was kind of cruddy to not be able to edit our order (I.e. no sauce or no cheese). No indoor dining available but there are 3 tables outside. Wait is to be expected roughly 20-30 mins. QR code ordering and texting 'updates' but really the team will call your name when it's ready. We got the sausage biscuit and a bacon biscuit. Both were saucy and still warm. read more

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As of September 2021, this location only allows for take out with just a handful of small tables outside. To order, you place the order online and you're supposed to get a text notification when it's ready. The system must not be updated as I got an email notification which was about 45 minutes after ordered and the text notification 4 hours after. I got the straight up bitch which includes a biscuit and sausage gravy. To that, I added sausage and cheese. When I got the dish, they definitely didn't skimp out. Although the portion was big, the items were kind of bland. The gravy and biscuit didn't have much flavor. I think the highlight of the meal was the cheese and sausage. Overall, it was just okay. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Straight up bitch with cheddar and sausage - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

By looking at the Yelp reviews I had high expectations. We walked from our hotel and tried the online ordering. The website wasn't working on my phone so we ordered at the window. They only have outside seating and tables on the sidewalk. I ordered the Bitchwich with sausage. We waited about 20 minutes for out oder. I watched they make the biscuits. They are made in a mixer and the dough is scooped out. The biscuits are not made like a southern biscuit. The Bitchwich is a good size and I was disappointed in it. The biscuit itself didn't have much flavor or was it flaky. Be that they mix the a batter and not folded, it would be hard to have flaky biscuits. The Bitchwich overall didn't work for me. The employee was helpful and friendly. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Outside seating only - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Go B!$&@ Go! This place is fire! I'm from California and was told that this was a must eat when I got out here. It did not disappoint and was probably the BEST biscuits I've had in a long time. Thanks, I'll be back tomorrow! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Hot Mess B!tch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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All my friends told me I had to try this place when I came to Seattle. I thought it was good, kinda gimmicky, but I love biscuits, grits, and eggs. I think it's one of those places you should try once, and form your own opinion. They were very busy when we went, but were pretty quick to get out the food. The staff seemed friendly as well. Plenty of options on the menu to select from. Overall pretty tasty, but don't think it'd be my go to breakfast choice. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

35 minute wait in the cold for hands down the worst food and coffee we ate the whole time we were in Seattle. The garlic grits were good, but the biscuit sandwich was dry and poorly built- biscuit is too thick for the proportion of toppings, egg was flat and pathetic, sauce was bizarre. We threw most of it away including pouring out our coffee, which came out of a carafe, so I can't say I'm shocked. I'm baffled how this place has four stars, and I truly hope this review saves someone from wasting their time and money. Besides just not being good at all, they also use an ordering system that gives no concept of when your food will be ready. "Sorry we have no way to tell you when your order will be ready." Uh- change systems then? Most modern online ordering can give you a pickup window, but Biscuit Bitch doesn't use one of those read more

It's a pick up place. They have a few tables on the road to eat so it can be a little cold. Order took a while for us. I think I ordered the wrong item, too rich and too much of everything so maybe next time I will try a sandwich to get a better taste of the biscuit. read more

we loved the cool atmosphere but had to wait 45 minutes for a very cold biscuit. It was ridiculous. They should've called us 20 minutes earlier. It was so disappointing. Sorry guys. You gotta do better. We love you. read more

This place is exploding with attitude, I love it. Step 1: Order online by scanning the QR code at the front. There will be people waiting around. No, they're not in line. Just go right up, scan the menu, and place your order. But make sure you're selecting the correct location! Step 2: Wait and listen for your name or watch your phone for a text that your order is ready. When I was there, the server at the front was hilarious. You will hear the word "bitch" very frequently, so if you dont like that, don't stand nearby. Some people got their drink orders sooner than others, so don't expect it before your food. Step 3: Show your ID to pick up your food. The name must match the order. Step 4: Enjoy. There are a couple of tables out front and dont forget to check for utensils before you get too far. Even though we waited 30+ minutes, the food was served hot and was plenty enough for a hearty breakfast. I'd say that it maybe needed some salt, but I am a salty bitch, so that could have been just me. Overall, it was exactly what i expected from looking at this place. Great energy, keep it up! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Busy Saturday morning. Love the vibe and the people working are amazing. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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The biscuit sandwich I had was fresh. It's a cool day in Seattle this morning so having to sit outside as the other location is closed today wasn't the grandest of situations. But the warm biscuit and honey made up for that!!! Very filling. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Biscuit with bacon, American cheese and honey - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Came here after reading all the reviews! It was good, service was good and instructions were all really clear as well. We did have to wait around 30 min but we were told so there were no surprises. They didn't have any indoor seating when I went but there were some tables outside. Their biscuits were really good, the gravy was delicious and the hot link was great too! It was my first time having a hot link and I was pleasantly surprised. Tip: just make sure you're ordering from the correct location because you have to order on your mobile phone. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The Hot Mess Bitch was delicious, but very heavy with the sausage, grits, eggs, and biscuit. I recommend eating it right away if you don't like mushy biscuits, because the biscuit at the base may soak up the sausage gravy. The Louisiana hot link was my favorite part. Ordering the food online was quick and easy. There was no indoor seating, but there were a few tables along the sidewalk. In my opinion, the place was a bit overhyped and expensive, but still worth trying! read more

Biscuit Bitch - The Hot Mess Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Such a fantastic hole in the wall that had a massive line but quick service. The biscuit that my breakfast sandwich was served on was flaky, yet moist and the gravy that adorned my sandwich was outstanding. A lot of times gravy can be too salty and overpower the flavor of the sandwich, however in this case each ingredient was identifiable and the service was super quick. Beware there isnt any seating inside and outside has limited seats so come prepared expecting to eat on the go. read more

I must leave a review singing the praises of this breakfast place! First off, it's a popular location, so be prepared to wait for your food. With that said, the service is absolutely extraordinary. The staff is kind and genuine and even helped me get a replacement coffee asap when I dropped mine and spilled it everywhere. The coffee is absolutely amazing, I had an iced latte and it was delicious. Their sandwiches and sausage are so delicious. I also had grits and it satisfied my carb cravings like no other. Will eat here every time I'm in the city. read more

Lol for the name and a tip of my hat the super friendly and customer considerate cashier/greeter/order taker. We went for breakfast because of the hype. Sandwiches were good, plates were so-so. I would go back for the entertainment and service. read more

Good ordering system, online only. They are swift to complete your order, friendly, too. Their Biscuits are buttery but can easily crumble so you have to eat it over something versus it being a simple on-the-go hand meal. The Hotlink Biscuit is large and we could only eat half of both the link and biscuit, along with egg and cheese. The Cheese Grits were disappointing. Fortunately, it is not overly saturated with a heavy garlic flavor, only a small hint, which was nice. However, what was not so nice is the scorched burned taste the grits had with only a pinch of cheese on top. There definitely needs to be a better watch on cooking time and a more generous amount of cheese given, especially considering the cheese is not mixed throughout. Also, it tastes as if they are only cooked with water. Anyone who ONLY cooks grits with water should NOT be cooking grits! Overall, a place to grab and go when in the area, otherwise, no need to break your neck trying to get there. read more

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This spot is a very cute and interesting spot to visit while on vacation. Highlights include the humorous workers and various signs. Cons include extremely long wait time and lack of seating. Also there is no inside dining area so you wait at benches or wherever you can find to sit on the side of the road. That being said, food was good but not entirely worth the hassle. Enjoyed it but probably wouldn't go back. read more

Awesome experience! The greeting was funny and the interaction, kind. Cashier recommended an awesome dish that was more than I could eat, but had some help to eat it all. Would definitely like to explore their menu. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

So we got the covid experience and I'm certain it has to be better under "normal " circumstances. I wanted to try the Hot Mess Bitch with biscuits and gravy and egg and hot link but ALL gravy options are eliminated due to covid. Due to covid you scan a QR code with your phone and scroll through the menu to place your order and pay all in your phone. Great concept. Here is where I had a issue. Apparently there are two Biscuit Bitch locations and I accidentally somehow clicked on wrong location. The result was 20 minutes wasted then I asked cashier about my order. He said to check my email and see if I ordered at wrong location. He said I wasn't the first bitch to choose the wrong location and I won't be the last bitch either he is sure. He proceeded to look up my name in his orders and then declared nope you didn't order here. Wrong location bitch. No worries I will call them and fix it. I waited as he called and then told cook what to prepare. By this time it was about 30 minutes after my arrival. I asked where the nearest restroom was and he said it's pretty far bitch but there's a nice bush out back behind the building. I asked how to get to far restroom as I needed to go and he told me. I ten told him I would be back and he said your food is literally done right now. He packaged up My food and I left heading for that far away restroom. Food: 7.5 Service: 6.5 Available restrooms for customers: 1 Uniqueness: 10 Overall score is : 6:25 So in Yelp it is two points for each star which means this place gets 3 stars! read more

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Outstanding breakfast sandwich. Order ahead online and pick up, the wait is outrageously long because it is so good. It is a take-out only, but worth it. read more