2 small double meat with cheese, fries and 2 drinks was $28. For that price I would think it should be a large burger. inflation is ridiculous! The burgers were really good but 1 patty was well done and the other was a little pink; I prefer both be done. The fries were greasy but good. They have a drink fountain but it's not operational yet. The cook and server are husband and wife with 2 boys. They are out of school for Thanksgiving 1 boy is watching videos for everyone to hear; I don't like to hear peoples phones and what they are watching they should wear headphones. They still have Elvis memorabilia and a wall you can sign your name or message. There is a separate room if you have a party which is nice the front has 4 eating tables and some outdoor seating. The feel is not the same as it used to be. I believe when Bill passed away so did the clowns charm. read more

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I've seen this place and apparently it's been around for a long time.So today I was looking for a place to eat and this place popped up. It's pretty much a hole in the wall and is kinda run down.Anyway I went up to the counter to order and the first thing she said is our fryer is down so we are only making burgers.I was a little disappointed but I said fine and got the double cheeseburger with a drink.The prices are pretty reasonable.As I paid her I went and sat down my burger came out.I have to say the burger is pretty simple but it's also pretty tasty.I will definitely be back and hopefully next time the fryer will be up and going.If you're in the neighborhood give this hole in the wall a shot. read more

Clown Burger Too - Double cheeseburger. - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

I had heard about clown burger for ages... I had held off going in hopes to talk my friend that is a little unsure of clowns to go with me but no success on that front. It's an older building that they used to have a clown painted on the outside that apparently the landlord pained over without letting them know ahead of time. The theming is very on point; down to the fact they had It playing during my visit. (It was Halloween.) They have a really reasonably priced lunch option. Though the patties are on the small sizes; the girl checking me out only asked if I wanted another patty... the guy who checked others out asked and gave the explanation to others that came in that they are more of a smashed patty style burger patty. Though honestly a single is absolutely perfect for me. read more

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The lady working the front desk was very young but panicked when the order was wrong. The place is dirty and kinda gross. The food was very okay it's a good charred burger that is pretty greasy. The price was not ok it was just $80 for 4. The drink selection was horrible by canned soda. And we went back because we were missing grilled onions on the burger and the lady straight up said we're out of grilled onions ???? Not worth visiting. read more

if you know me, you'll know i love hamburgers. I actually saw this place on a instagram feed i follow and wanted to check it out. can't believe this place has been around since 1959. this place is a no frill spot to enjoy burgers and some sides. we ended up getting a 2 patty cheeseburger and loaded fries. The cheeseburger is very very simple and almost kinda plain (at least compared to other places like in-n-out). I actually enjoyed the fries more. it comes with meat, onion, cheese whiz and jalapenos. I asked for sour cream, before i order the fries, and they said no problem and that they had it in stock. but when i got the fries, it didn't come with sour cream, and they actually didn't have any in the kitchen :( The interior is pretty interesting. Obviously you'll see lots of clown pictures and dolls, but they also have a huge section dedicated to Elvis Presley. the inside it broken down into two rooms. One main room where you order food, and the kitchen is in the back. The other room where its just seats for you to enjoy the food. its located at the corner of a pretty dead strip mall. Plenty of parking outside. read more

Very mediocre at best. I expected a more flavorful burger than what I got. I saw the clown decor all over social media and was disappointed when I arrived that it's not as elaborate as it seems in camera. The clown decor is more here and there than in your face in my opinion. I'd only visit again if I lived in those apartments across the street. The service was ok seems like a bunch of nice guys in the kitchen got my food ate and left. read more

Stopped by for lunch and was pleasantly surprised. I can tell this place had a lot of history and has a lot of interesting and unique decorations. There is definitely not another burger place like it in the area. You order at the front and can hear and smell the burgers being cooked right behind the cashier. The burger was delicious and so were the fries! I could tell they were made fresh and went great with some ketchup that they keep in cold bottles. Only down side for me was they were out of ranch and as a Texas ranch lover that hurt a little but everyone was super helpful and friendly and I had a great experience. Will definitely be coming back! read more

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hole in the wall but worth itttttt. Elvis themed and it is such a throwbacl setting with jukeboxes spread out. Now starts the rave about the food. So flavorful and tasty. The fries are impeccable and salted perfectly. The elvis burger was a chili cheese burger with pickles lettuce cheese. It was bursting with flavor in my mouth. So good. I will come back read more

Clown Burger Too - Small fry - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

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I would not recommend this place to anyone. I would not even go back if someone else was paying for the meal. The fries look like they were cooked in 10-year-old grease. the combo meals do not come with a drink you have to pay $2 extra for a drink. for two large hamburgers with french fries and two drinks it was over $30. While we were there another customer asked if they could have a refund because their meal was pretty much inedible and the girl behind the counter said they do not give refunds change. They offer a Frito pie on their menu but when we ask for a fork, they said they had none. they also did not have change, they had to go to the store in the same parking lot to get change for a customer.and i don't understand why the card receipt says Haltom Chinese that in itself is weird read more

Clown Burger Too - Fries - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

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Understand this is a nostalgia trip to a place that has changed little since the 1960's. It redefines hole-in-the wall, in an old, small, strip center, in an older part of town. It tastes like a 1960's thin-burger hamburger joint (meaning that in the best possible way). The decor may be that old. The paint may even be that old. If you are down with that and want to walk back through the time warp for an hour to when you were young you will probably enjoy it too. It is a bit out of the way and some distance from where I live. But every so often I'm ready to make the drive. read more

Lots of Child hood memories, nostalgic every time I go and visit. Very good food and great prices. Real potatoes are used for the fry's not frozen processed. read more

Very middle of road. Greasy, tasteless and overpriced for what it is. Interior is pretty cool though.

Fantastic old skool griddle smash burgers. This place has been around for a long time. It should receive a historical Marker. Run don't walk if you you want a great burger. read more

Clown Burger was bought out and ran by somebody else that isn't Bill. Nuff said. They now put seasoned salt on their fries..... Blasphemy. read more

This place is awesome! We came in for one of their specials, which was very reasonably priced. The food came out hot and fast, and everything tasted great. My family absolutely loved it. The decor is definitely a little quirky, but it adds a unique charm you won't find anywhere else. We'll definitely be back! read more

Old school burger joint. Great burgers and hand cut fries (not frozen). They now take credit cards. It's really all about the burgers. Inside isn't much is why it's a 4 based on food and service is why it's 4 and not 5! read more

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Burger was good. Fries were $4. total was $11. I guess that's the normal for today's economy.

Burgers are the best! Fries cut fresh for each order are the best I've eaten anywhere! Service? Young people who are courteous, helpful, and friendly. They are welcoming making it feel like you are eating with family. Makes you want to go back tomorrow just to experience it all over again!! read more

This place from the outside and first glance looks like a hole in the wall and dirty. But honestly this place is amazing. It's old school feel and decorations are perfect and the food is delicious. The burger was spectacular. Greasy with just the right amount of onions and cheese. The hot dog with chili and cheese was amazing as well. This place is zero frills and just makes a mean burger period. If you e always wanted to try it do yourself a favor and pull the trigger. The staff are very kind and attentive. read more

Terrible looking building and location, but the burgers are worth it. Very delicious and served hot off the grill! Had a double bacon cheeseburger with grilled onions and grilled jalapeños. Very delicious. A bit pricey and they don't have a soda fountain so prepare to buy canned drinks, but very delicious burgers. Did not get any fries. I had my double with 2 mountain dews: $14 cash. Great service. Weird decorations, but don't let that throw you off read more

Clown Burger Too - Double bacon cheese with grilled onions and jalapeños - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

Very delicious!! I'm coming again! I love how the place is decorated the place kinda looks sketchy on the outside but don't judge a book by its cover read more

Clown Burger Too - Burger and fries - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

Went for the second time since they changed ownership and ordered the Double Chili Cheese Burger once again to give them a second chance ( remember I had been going there 50 years ). I ordered the Double Chili Cheese Burger again , and again they put ICE COLD CHILI on the burger AGAIN ..Do you know what happens when you put COLD CHILI on a HOT BURGER ? It makes the whole damn thing COLD !.The Bun was burnt also , I choked half of the cold burger down before my stomach began to boil and I KNEW I had to leave QUICKLY ! I made it halfway home and had to stop to use a restroom . It was a Clown Explosion ! I now have a phobia of all Clowns read more

Clown Burger Too - May I recommend the Double Meat Cold Chili Cheese Explosion Burger ? - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

Sadly the new ownership has moved to cheaper ingredients to increase profit. I get it, but the magic that was there for so many years was lost with the sale. I grew up on Clown Burger so it was always like coming home when I ate there as an adult. No more. read more

It's always a great time going to Clown Burger. They have incredible burgers and hot dogs, and it's a nice environment. Cool wall of Elvis memorabilia too read more

We read the reviews before going and still decided to try it out. Wouldn't recommend, please avoid if you care about your HEALTH. The floors were super sticky and nothing looked to clean. Our fries tasted like they were freezer burned, and I think they reused the paper they put our fries in because it had some dirty residue already smeared in it, looked kinda like ketchup and they only put mustard on the burgers. They got the order wrong, the burger patties are paper thin and you're paying a lot for what you get. It was 20.00 for two burgers and fries no drinks. in and out is cheaper. They didn't even put a full slice of tomato, onion or lettuce on it. Nothing special outside of the weird clown and cool Elvis decor. Also it's CASH ONLY now. To emphasize on cleanses, they gave us a piece of trash with our change back. If you guys still decide to try it like we did, good luck. read more

Best burger joint ever! You find yourself sitting in a little 2 room diner with lots of clowns for decor. Food comes right up off their flattop; I would recommend the 3 or more patties as they are very thin. Tasty, for sure! read more

Place keeps getting worse since Bill retired. Fries changed, all the decorations are gone. Place looks depressing. It used to look old and worn in there but all the decorations gave it a vintage charm. Bye bye charm. read more

amazing small burger shop, it's a very old spot but don't let that discourage you from getting the best burger ever

The service was slow but friendly, real mom and pop setting, Interior is old school and looks run down. The building is getting am outside face lift stating with the sidewalk. It has been there for almost 65 years and in all aspects it looks like it. Kitchen looks clean and old fashion. I spite of all that the burgers were great and made to order. Tasting better than I remember them many years ago. Dont let the exterior fool you, great piece of Americana being preserved read more

I'll start this off by saying that if you haven't had Clown Hamburger by now, you've missed out on one of, if not THE best burger in DFW. No doubt in my mind. The new owners have really done a spectacular job and the burger I had today may've been (and likely was) the best burger I've ever had in my life. I've eaten here once before the new ownership and it was still great, but today really set the bar for me and for my money, everyone else who makes burgers. The atmosphere is a little dingy, I'll be honest. But, that adds an authentic charm to a place that can't be mimmicked or fakes. True authenticity. You truly are in a one-of-its-kind type of place. It's an interesting mix of Elvis and Clowns, but just the right amount if there's such a thing. The menu isn't vast because it doesn't need to be. Why waste time or money offering a _________ when you make burgers this amazing. They offer burgers, dogs, canned sodas and all the amazing fried sides you could want. We only had their fries but I was very tempted to get the onion rings. The burgers: thin patties, diner-style, the Texas way; lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and mustard. God's way. You can get grilled onions and I'm certain they have other options but I kept it pure. Cheese isn't included, but in my opinion it's required. The buns were fresh, the cheese was perfect and the veggies were fresh and crispy. While thin, the patties are perfectly seasoned with just the right amount of crunch around the edges. Cooked perfectly. The thinner patties (which come in two sizes, large and small) lend themselves to being stacked so a double is recommended. The burgers are also priced well, whereas my only criticism was the seemingly high cost of the sides. But, I also know that protein costs in a restaurant are the highest so they have to make their returns somewhere and sides are excellent real-estate for profit. Not a ton of seating but it's also not a large building; I wouldn't wanna be cramped beside everyone so it's actually pretty perfect as far as seating. It is cash-only, so be sure to come prepared. The staff was friendly and even while catching them at a busy time, they were still courteous and hospitable. I will 100% return and explore the rest of their food, and I'm eager to try their hot dogs. Please give this place a visit and if you're not blown away with how delicious their burgers are then you should probably just stick to McDonald's. read more

Wife and I decided to have lunch there and check out the new ownership.We walked to the counter and a chubby blond with a ton of makeup and oversized fake eye lashes was talking to 4,employees about something with her back to us the entire time. My wife told me to be calm give her a chance. After 5 minutes she still hasn't acknowledged us, then finally turns toward the sandwich station still not speaking to us. This was the owner!!!! Are you kidding me??? Needs a lesson in customer service . I would have certainly liked to have tried their burger if I could have gotten someone to take my order. Such a shame was looking forward to trying the new clown read more

When near, this place is always a must! FYI...... Cash Only Amazing mom and pop burger joint going on 60 years read more

Clown Burger Too - Double burger, fries and a water - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

Stumble across this gem, while I was in search of something greasy, to assist with my recovery after a long night. First off, Clown Burger is all good as it gets! It's very down-home, small, some would say it could be consider a "hole-in-the wall" joint. However, it's bigger than it seems with a nice burger joint feel. The walls are filled with antique posters, store cases filled with Grease dolls, which only enhance the ambiance. The burger is amazing! Fresh beef served daily, buns are toasted to perfection which provides a nice crisp with every bite. Burgers are very traditional, toppings are plentiful, served with fresh fries. A gem to say the least, Clown Burger gets the job done and some! Definitely will be back as I get settled into the Fort Worth area. E read more

Best Burger in the world. My dad showed me this place 20 years ago and it still has the best burger I've ever had. It takes a while and it's cash only but well worth the wait. They usually run out of meat and are open at awkward times for not very long. If you have not been here, you need to take your chances and try to catch it when it's open. Badass Elvis decor and nice people inside. The same guy runs the place for 60 years now. Hands down best burger ever. read more

Clown Burger Too - Burger and fries. Money shot. - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

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The burgers were delicious but my fried was soggy and full of grease. I probably wouldn't eat there again. I look at the first impression. If it's great then I would visit again. read more

I think you have to be a little older to fully appreciate Clown Burger. It's very retro, although I don't think it's trying to be. It's been around for 51 years, so without making changes, it's going to come off as retro. That being said, the burgers and hot dogs at Clown Burger are perfectly acceptable. Clown Burger is not trying to be something it's not. Clown Burger serves up good solid food in a very entertaining environment (clowns parachuting from the ceiling, an Elvis memorial in one corner, the Belknap Room). So next time you have a craving for a burger, or a chili dog, and some fries, you should give Clown Burger a try. It is a very good dining experience. PS. I don't know the details, but there are discounts for seniors. read more

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Was driving around and found this gem...Burger spot open since 1959! Can you say less... cheap cash only spot. Open 10am-4pm Tuesday-Saturday.... they have a huge sign that says kitchen sink burger on there menu.. so I had to try!! Double meat, double cheese, double bacon, grilled onions,jalapeños..pickles,mustard,Mayo and tomatoes or for me no tomatoes and chili. OMG so worth it!! read more

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Came here recently with the kids. It was pretty good, but nothing I'd go out of my way for. I got a classic cheeseburger with everything on it, and some fries. Everything was greasy-spoon-good. The decor is like a junky antique store, but I don't go to restaurants based on what they look like. I'll stop by if I'm in the area again. And if it's a week day. And if it's lunchtime. And if I want to gamble that they haven't closed early. read more

Clown Burger Too - Burgers Near Me - Haltom City, Texas

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Burgers are very small, and not that great. Then factoring in we waited over 30 minutes to get 4 burgers and fries, it really isn't worth the wait with other burger places like Whataburger and Griffs nearby that have better burgers at similar prices. I will note that I visited when Covid first started, which is why I'll give them 2 instead of 1... Will consider giving them a second chance later on, and alter review accordingly read more

We have been coming here for years but just haven't though about giving them a shout on until now. They have the best old fashioned cheeseburgers in my opinion. They are always, always hot and fresh. The patties are thin and the vegetables are fresh. They put just the perfect amount of mustard and always get my order correct. The homemade french fries are piping hot, thin cut, greasy, and oh so tasty. We love to eat at independently owned companies. This was owned by 1 man for over 55 yrs and his daughter has taken it over in the past 3 years. She is about to have a 60 year anniversary. I can't wait to see how she celebrates it. Great job carrying on the tradition for the loyal customers and for new ones as well. If you haven't tried it, you must. I am posting a picture of the hours but it's best to follow them on Facebook for most recent updates. read more

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