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    Grumpy's Pub

    3.4 (55 reviews)
    InexpensiveDive Bars
    Open 1:00 pm - 1:00 am (Next day)

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    What's the vibe?
    Live music
    Divey
    Loud
    Good for groups

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    Ed B.

    I'm old & fading. I hate bars, drinking , people & fun. I guess you could say I'm Mr. Grumpy. But we had a fun time here. We even played pool , & dart's & drank a beer. . I made a TikTok. Eclectic decor & island vibes. Enjoy!

    One of many vintage signs all over the bar
    Claudia Z.

    On our stay out at the Cape, we drove by Grumpy's Pub a couple of times. I am a fan of dive bars - the divier the better much to hubby's chagrin. We were heading back to our B&B and I said to hubby that I would buy him a drink if we could stop. Not a man to turn down a drink, we popped in on a Saturday afternoon. Not a whole lot of people day drinking so we pretty much had the place to ourselves. Every square inch of the bar - walls, ceiling, inside, outside - was covered with local vintage signs. Very cool! Bartender was chill and I asked him to make me a drink - he did a rum punch which was boozy, just enough sweet and a great sipping drink. We played some darts, watched a couple who were very dressed up saunter into the bar, ordered another drink, watched a guy fall asleep at one of the tables, played some pool, called it a day. I don't want to be a regular but it was a fun way to spend the afternoon.

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    Jim W.

    Grumpy's is the consummate Falmouth dive bar. Kinda reminds me of the old Ranch House which was in Marshfield. Old video games and pool tables and lots of signs and stuff to look at all over. If ask for a soda, no free refills. (Lots stars for that) Marty at the door was very cool, the bar staff couldn't care less. So unless you're coming to see a band you absolutely love and this is close, don't bother.

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    Walked into what this place on a whim! I had heard Carol was fantastic and we should go say hi! What a place! Unbelievable atmosphere! A very cool joint! Thanks for the cold beer!! We will be back!

    View from a new booth
    Brandy A.

    Definitely a place to mingle with the locals. Recently they have done some improvements on the bar itself. There is now an air hockey table along with the two pool tables and dart boards. A new Juke Box as well, though it will blind you if you look at it in the dark. Very flashy. Some new bars and bar stools have popped out throughout the bar. Last I was there they had tape up and I heard rumor of some nice booths moving in... Unfortunately the burrito bus is no more, so no food here unless you bring it yourself. Sunday afternoons there is a jam session and people occasionally bring their dogs, at least in the summer. Sometimes during the week they pull down the projector screen and play movies or wii.

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    Shannon F.

    I've always loved Grumpy's. Always. I've had a lot of good times here over the years hanging with the locals and generally speaking being debaucherous. Since the last time I was here they have taken out the wood stove and put in really nice booths. I mean REALLY nice booths. In that section of the world, there are very few places I can say that I truly have always had fun when I arrive. That section of the world can be...how do I say it?...snotty. Grumpy's has just the right amount of light, and they have porches outside that you can bring your beer out to when you smoke your cigarette. Music your thing? Aside from having bands during the weekends, I happened on Sunday to stumble into a jam. If you play instruments or sing and are a nice person they let you on stage with them. Seriously, you must go here. Seriously.

    Margarita and Captain & Coke. Loved our booth!

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    8 years ago

    i was pretty horrifically overcharged. ordered shots of Sauza (sp?) tequila and was charged 10$ a shot. that's a ripoff.

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    9 years ago

    Love the atmosphere of the old bar and the bartender is old time from the area,absolutely love this place

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    This place is a fun and fantastic way to drink too much without thinking you have to change your sweatpants.

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