Best bean and cheese burrito in the land. Using Monterey Jack cheese.. not to be confused with Yak cheese. Alondra is the Bomb!!! Great Al pastor tacos. And the SUPERITTOOOOO is divine. The new white lights feel stale from the previous orange but while thats a big bummer on the visual vibe and feel inside, we won't deduct score. Love Holy Guac. The pickled carrots are simply divine. OPEN TACOS 4 LIFE. Brekkie burritos are ok. Don't sleep on the salsa del sol packers for your tacos and burritos, or you'll be missing out. GRACIAS read more

I love the food I come here all the time for the last 6 years because I'm a neighbor But unfortunately the new cashier, a tall Latino guy in his 30's is extremely rude and unpleasant, always with attitude. I just left holy guacamole now with intention to may don't come back if he keeps working there. I can't stand rude people and he is over the top, you can tell how angry is with his life. Not my problem!! My family and friends think same about him. He works there for no more than 6 month I would say... read more

What's this you say, a SUPER DELUXE BURRITO? YES, I'LL HAVE ONE! The staff member explained how large it was, almost convincing me not to as it would be too much. Pictures, however, show that the burritos don't appear too large if they're regular sized. I went ahead with the SUPER DELUXE BURRITO with carne asada. To start, they provided complimentary chips and salsa to snack on while we waited. The super deluxe burrito was out within 5 minutes, and indeed it was quite large, stuffed with everything I was craving for a cheat night... guacamole, cheese, salsa ingredients, meat, etc. While there were no fries, it was perfect as was minus there being too much salt. I ended up eating half out of discipline, saving the other half for another meal. Need a spot to eat? There's seating indoors and outdoors, though it can feel a bit cramped. Their tables are also a bit at an awkward height, too short to sit comfortably but also too tall such that the metal chairs don't allow you to rest your elbow on the table. Parking? There's plenty in the residential area, though it was definitely easier at night than in the morning when there were many beachgoers. read more

Holy Guacamole - Super Deluxe Burrito - Mexican Near Me - Santa Monica, California

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Holy Guacamole is located on Main Street and Ashland Avenue in Santa Monica. The parking situation is something else typical for Santa Monica. There's hardly any street parking, and if you want to park in the lot, it's a paid parking lot that costs $1.25 per hour. And the fun part? You get to take in the local "views," like homeless individuals lying on the street passed out. There's also a Starbucks across the street and an e-bike store right next door, so there's plenty to check out while you wait for your food from Holy Guacamole. They have a big menu with plenty of options, and they're best known for their breakfast burrito. I didn't personally get the breakfast burrito big mistake. I went with the carne asada burrito (no tomatoes), and I definitely should've gone with their specialty instead. The carne asada burrito barely had any meat, and it didn't come with cheese, sour cream, guac, or anything to tie it all together. It had carne asada, rice, some purplish beans, cilantro, and usually tomatoes, but overall it just lacked flavor. Honestly, I wouldn't get that burrito again if I ever came back here. The place itself is small, with a few tables inside and a few more outside along the street. It's not the cleanest spot I've ever seen, but they make do with what they have. The food was pretty mediocre nothing special and the service was just average. The person who took my order didn't seem too thrilled to be there either. The overall vibe is what you'd expect from a small spot near the beach in Santa Monica. Would I come here again? Probably not. Would I recommend trying it once? Sure, it doesn't hurt to give it a shot. Still, if you're looking for something with real flavor, I'd suggest going somewhere else. read more

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It's a main street so you'll be able to find parking but it's very unassuming but after being recommended the Pastor burrito I was wonderfully shocked and the tamales were very juicy and the hot sauce is not too spicy but it really hits the spot. I got a glass bottle of Coke, and I am very satisfied and will be coming back for not only drunk eats, but sober eats. They do not have a restroom, but the food comes out relatively fast and it's giving you that authentic Mexican feel read more

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We went here because it was Memorial Day and nothing else was open. Got the carne asada and carnitas tacos. They were so incredibly bland. The toppings included warm, uncooked, unseasoned onions and watery diced tomatoes. The food wasn't rancid or awful tasting, it just felt like Sysco hospital cafeteria food In a city full of wonderful Mexican/American restaurants this place is kind of embarrassing read more

Been coming here for 15 years. Great Santa Monica staple. Amazing chips and salsa. I always go for steak tacos with a smudge of sour cream- perfection. Street parking. Small inside, casual seating outside. read more

Holy Guacamole - Outside - Mexican Near Me - Santa Monica, California

This spot is right next to some bars in Santa Monica. A great location for an after midnight bite! I stopped here around 1am and had some people in line. The service was fast & attentive There's no inside seating, but there are some benches outside! Now for the food: Cheese quesadilla with carne asada 10/10: this quesadilla hit the SPOT! I loved the sides they gave for it & it wasn't too cheesy. Overall, this is a great spot for some Mexican food craving. The ambiance is friendly & inviting! They had their doors open & that's how I knew they were open for business so late read more

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Went here for lunch today! Got a quesadilla Asada. Some positives: good portions Fast service Decent prices Some negatives: The guacamole wasn't amazing but just basic! Nothing special Not enough seasoning to food Not very authentic at all Quality of food was ok! No better than average fast food Mexican American place! Chips also some were super seasoned and some not at all! Overall it was ok! Not much of an ambiance since the place was super small! read more

That's the last time I eat here. Burrito has always been good enough (never amazing) Just had one, now, $21 for a burrito and soda. Almost no meat in the beef burrito. Tasted like cardboard Basically a burrito filled with rice for over $20 Never again. read more

ARGHHHHH! This review is for the restaurant, not the employees. They have different prices here on Yelp (which is hella lower than everywhere else), on Google, on *their* website, and inside the restaurant. It's TOTALLY unethical, and I will not be eating there again. See pics for different prices. A man eating there said they did a half and half of beans and rice in a small container for the $3.02, but they wouldn't do it for me. Then she said I could have the rice in the burrito for free. WTH?! Oh, and apparently, the owners know the Yelp prices are wrong. The girl shrugged her shoulders. The burrito was okay and large in size. The employees were super nice. read more

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Very nice young lady who took our order. We ordered two tacos each to go. Unfortunately, both the carne asada and the fish tacos were extremely bland and under seasoned. Even the salsa needed seasoning. read more

Great spot for satisfying tacos (carnitas, al pastor, pollo, carne asada). Appreciate that the free chips and salsa are gluten free as this is so often not the case. read more

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Quick, easy, delicious, cheap. Staff: always kind and helpful. Food: tacos, quesadillas, tamales, and a selection of breakfast burritos if you come early enough. I usually get a chicken quesadilla and it's solid. Not mind blowing but good enough to keep coming back. Parking: street parking at the meters or the lot behind the building. Can be tough on weekends, especially during the summer. read more

Wow I see everyone has met the register guy, he's VERY not customer friendly or patient. This place won't last long! I see they replaced all the workers, people say they changed owners! They used to be a good spot and friendly. Now don't waste your money here! Take your money where it's appreciated! read more

if you're looking for a solid Mexican spot that won't break the bank, Holy Guacamole is worth a visit. The ingredients taste fresh, and the homemade chips are a standout. Their burritos are satisfying and, depending on who's making them, can be absolutely gigantic! read more

It's not how I remembered. Very underwhelming. Probably my last visit especially with many options for quite a bit less money in the area.

First time trying this place tonight during my long uber break and guy at the register was very rude. I understand it's late and you want to go home but no need to give that attitude to customers. He was impatient and when my order was ready he just flung it out the window to me n slammed it shut after. What did I do to deserve this? Probably last time comjnb here. read more

This place has the best steak tocas I've ever eaten. The best (mild) salsa I've ever had. It's actually insane. I was really contemplating buying the salsa bottle they sell separately. The chicken taco was good (not as great as the steak taco. On the pricey side (what isn't in SM?). But very good. Very cramped. Not a sit-in but take out type of joint. Highly recommend. read more

Good food & good vibes. Local favorite, definitely recommend if you're in the area. Small location but it has outdoor seating and dining. read more

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After a long day hanging with family and friends in the area, our group headed to dinner. A few of us ordered from Holy Guacamole while others went the route of burgers at nearby Heavy Handed... I chose HG and ordered a fish burrito as well as some chips / guac / salsa for the group to share. My friends that chose HG with me had tacos that they seemed to enjoy. Admittedly, I had order envy when seeing the cheeseburgers and fries a few doors down. My burrito was decent, but nothing special. I did like the salsa, but I do not recommend the guac. It was flavorless and we barely touched it. Prices were moderate and service was quick, albeit not the friendliest... All of that said, I probably won't rush back - there are plenty of other food options in this fun area of LA. read more

I'm so bummed that this place is no longer one of those spots that keeps its authenticity and flavors. I went with the carne asada burrito, the meat was so SO tough and no flavor at all. For an almost $20 burrito, you have to put something in there with flavor. The place seems to be doing ok, the person taking my order was not too friendly, he was just complaining to the cook "that everyone expects him to know everything about Santa Monica!" "And that he doesn't get paid to know that! " The kitchen is very small and the person taking your order is basically in the kitchen, so it's not very sanitary that's he's wearing a tank top and shorts in the kitchen. The reality of this place is that the flavor is not there and the service is just mechanical...Adios! read more

I've always wanted to come here every time I was hungry and needed a quick fix. Today I finally came! After years lol. It's a good quick option based on what I got today but going to come back and give it another whirl. Seating - outside in the sun along Main St which is awesome on a pretty day and easy on a Sunday holiday afternoon or inside at the bar or small tables. Not really designed for parties larger than 2 unless outside and limited at that. Parking - there's public outdoor metered type parking behind the building for several streets so it's reasonably easy or public transport is super easy. Service - no frills no thrills, order at cashier pay and move on lol. Salsa and chips - always a good way to know if something is legit. In MX the GREEN salsa is the spicy salsa. Makes sense as jalapeños are green! They definitely make a very spicy green salsa here. I don't do spicy but if you do this is probably legit for you. The roasted red salsa was mild and more my speed. The chips are light and maybe flour? Not sure but they're good. I would not come and buy chips and salsa to go which is usually a rating point for MX spots for me. Tacos - got the carne asada which was flavorful and the pastor which was just ok to me. Street taco style but a little bigger. I had two and was full and had not had lunch. Pricy though at $5 a pop after tax. I'll try the breakfast burrito next time. read more

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I can only speak to the breakfast burrito here, but it is what keeps me coming back again, and again, and again. THE CHORIZO BREAKFAST BURRITO IS ELITE. Some of the best chorizo I have ever had. Best part is its not mixed in with the egg. The eggs are blanketed over the huge flour tortilla and the burrito is filled with chorizo, hash browns and pico de gallo. I get mine with no cheese and I like to add bacon sometimes. This runs me about $12 but it is pretty big so I eat half for breakfast and half for lunch when I decide to order. Their green salsa is my favorite. One day I'll try the regular food but for now, don't sleep on this burrito. read more

Holy Guacamole - Chorizo burrito - Mexican Near Me - Santa Monica, California

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There are many things I love about HG but it's mainly the chorizo breakfast burrito. Service is pretty fast and I appreciate their hot sauce collection and packets of tapatio and cholula. There is a lot of sour cream (thank you!! So many restaurants are stingy). Lovely little sitting space outside. Super deluxe burrito is HUGE. Split that. Hoard the chorizo breakfast burrito, enjoy the churro bites! read more

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Really wish the guac still tasted like avocados and not filler and fluff. We have consistently eaten here over decades, and the menus lackluster is noticeable. read more

Best breakfast and super burritos in town-- always the hits (and the hot sauce selection). And I also love that they're open early and close late! So convenient. Nice people working there too. read more

This place has one of THE BEST breakfast burritos in LA. I've tried a bunch of their items and the bfast burritos always reign supreme. My favorite is the chorizo breakfast burrito, Joe's special is second - their asada is fantastic. Both the Tijuana and California were also decent but not as satisfying as the chorizo or carne asasa - really loved the guac so I think my go to from now on is the chorizo add guac. Non breakfast items I've had are the fish burrito (just okay, probably would be better super deluxe) and the Al pastor taco (dry with the guac and salsas). Both salsas are great - the green is better. Their horchata is one of the best in LA (I say that about most horchatas tho teehee...) Favorite Saturday morning activity is a surfing sesh followed by Holy Guacamole!!!! read more

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Best bean and cheese burrito OMG! If you're picking up, order directly through them or their website as Postmates and other services charge you more for the food. Their beans and cheese and just the way it was made as perfect. I'm gonna have to say it's the best bean and cheese burrito that I've ever eaten! read more

Holy Guacamole - Mexican Near Me - Santa Monica, California

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Greasy , no seasoning , Tijuano Burrito and Joes special I would not recommend it for breakfast.

Get the Breakfast Burrito! Made the correct way with grilled hashbrowns. House red salsa pairs perfect. Grab a Cappuccino next door at Groundworks and you've got the best value Mexican breakfast in town! Priced just under $11. Let's go vatos!! read more

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The food used to be excellent, but they changed owners and now it's inedible. The simple cheese and bean burrito was my favorite but they are absolutely terrible now read more

Awful burritos. They're big, I'll give them that. Otherwise, pretty nasty. Strange tastes all over the place. Gross salsa. Mystery meats. Just don't. read more

As a Latin American I have Been coming here for years continuously, never had a bad experience. Food is consistent & great. My favorites are the Ranchero burrito and a bean and cheese. I love their purple refried beans. My husband loves their Pollo burrito. Very tasty. Very fast. read more

We love to come here, grab a coffee and meet some friends but lately is SO DIRTY OUTSIDE. We can not seat at the bench without to have our pants with some stains. Why they don't pay more attention in cleaning the place where costumers stay for enjoy the good coffee. The guy told us, -WE DON'T CARE. IS NOT OUR. But they take advantage of the place and the chairs are from them. Because of this I gave 1 star. Really I think they still don't deserve it. read more

Holy Guacamole - DIRTY FLOOR FOR COSTUMERS. AND THE BENCH IS AT THE SAME SITUATION. - Mexican Near Me - Santa Monica, California

I hate leaving reviews like this, but I didn't even get to try the food due to the rudeness of the cashier. I've lived in the neighborhood for 3 years and have never actually tried this place. Today I woke up craving a breakfast burrito BAD but when I walked by around 9AM they were still closed. I headed home and decided to wait and come back an hour later as I really wanted to finally give this place a shot. Walked my dog over and the line was only about 2 people deep and held inside. I waited almost 10 minutes for the two groups ahead of me to be slowly served and when it was finally my turn the cashier told me I can't have my dog inside, even if just ordering to go. I'm not going to be some martyr for my dog, but in this neighborhood it is a tad bit strange to have a no-dog policy as they are basically welcomed with open arms everywhere. I get it though, private business can do as they please so I tried to troubleshoot the situation: "Am I able to order from outside using the to-go window?" "No you have to tie your dog outside and come back in." "Wait I have to leave my dog outside?" "Tie her up then you can come back in and order." At that point I gave up and left. I do not actually need to leave my 12lb partially handicapped dog unattended on Main St. to order an overpriced breakfast burrito from a dingy taco stand. Sorry my guy. Guess this one will stay on the "haven't tried it" list. Poor policies and poor customer service skills. Maybe take the table that blocks the to go window away and use it for what it's meant for? Happily chomping down on a burrito for half the price down the street. read more

The best salsa I have eaten!! It is a small hole in the wall but the food tastes amazing. Food has great flavor!

I've been going to Holy Guacamole for years and that alone is telling -- it's easy, ready to go, Mexican food. The people who work there are kind with great service. read more

Just ate a god awful Burrito from here. This place sucks now. Use to be good maybe that Joe guy sold it when he sold Joes acrosss the street read more

+1 star for the Bean and Cheese burrito & Service! I phone ordered a single bean and cheese burrito ($6.96), and they had it ready in two minutes! In the bag came complimentary large bag of chips, green and red salsa! The burrito itself was also huge and delicious with wonderfully melted cheese and well held together. Ambience: 3.8/5 Quality: 4.1/5 Value: 4.8/5 Service: 4.6/5 Overall: 4.5/5 read more

Holy Guacamole - Chorizo breakfast burrito some bites in. There is generous amount of chorizo. - Mexican Near Me - Santa Monica, California