COVID-19 TIER 3 EXPLORATION
"Yo Mama" jokes if Yo Mama is Korean:
"Yo Mama is so fat ..." Yo Mama is so fat jokes would all but disappear because there is no such thing as fat Korean Mama's.
"Yo Mama is so poor ..." Yo Mama is so poor jokes would have this kind of punchline. "Yo Mama is so poor, she could only afford two Chanel bags."
"Yo Mama is so lazy..." Yo Mama is so lazy jokes would make people cry. "Yo Mama is so lazy, she works 12 hours a day and gets 4 hours of vacation time a year.
"Yo Mama is so ugly ..." Yo Mama is so ugly jokes wouldn't be funny anymore because most people think Korean Mama's are typically so beautiful.
"Yo Mama is so cheap ..." Store owners would tell "Yo Mamma is so cheap" jokes so that Yo Mama would go on a spending spree and buy more than two Chanel bags, BMW's, moon phase Patek watches, silk Hermes blouses and two carat Tiffany diamond rings, just so that she could prove this wasn't true.
"Yo Mama's cooking is so bad ..." Yo Mama's cooking is so bad jokes would only be told by Yo Mama's of a rival Korean restaurant.
A new category of Yo Mama jokes would be about the temper of Yo Mama's. Example: "Yo Mama was so angry, she used ghost pepper to make kim chee for her husband when she found out he was fooling around!"
This is my way of saying that my visit to Mama Kim's was NO joke.
Seriously ...
Yo Mama Kim's is so conveniently located, before you board the No. 1 or 2 Bus at Stop 140 on the corner of South King and Kaheka, you can buy one of her takeout Specialty Bowls or Don Bento's before heading home.
Yo Mama Kim's recommends you park on the street because they don't validate if you park in the parking lot in the back of the building.
Yo Mama Kim's store interior is so clean, I felt like I walked into a COVID-19 safe haven.
Yo Mama Kim's "Build Your Own Bowl" menu has so many choices and is so long, it takes minimum five minutes for public school grads to read the menu and decide on their order. Two minutes for Punahou grads and one minute for Iolani grads.
Yo Mama Kim's menu is so appetizing, it took a long time for a public school grad like me, to read through the whole menu. I could hear the person taking my orders foot tapping, as she patiently waited for me to finish reading and place my order. I'm pretty sure she was a Punahou grad.
Yo Mama Kim's daughter Soonie has beautiful eyebrows and was so nice and hospitable, I placed my order and then asked her if she was married.
Yo Mama Kim's Salmon Ikura Specialty Bowl was so pretty, it looked like a masterpiece by Georgia O'Keeffe. I'm thinking of putting the picture I took in a 16" X 20" curly koa picture frame.
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Yo Mama Kim's Salmon Ikura Specialty Bowl had so many salmon eggs, I couldn't help but feel guilty and worry about next year's Alaskan salmon run.
Yo Mama Kim's Salmon Ikura Specialty Bowl tasted so fresh and was so good, I felt like a grizzly bear eating fresh salmon in an Alaskan River.
Yo Mama Kim's offerings are so special, I can understand why so many people give her eatery a five star rating. All I can say is ditto (//)!
P.S. This is a family business owned and operated by Rosa Kim and her daughter Soonie.
P.S.S. Yo Mama Kim is very hard working. I just hope that Yo Papa Kim isn't at home, sitting in his massage chair, drinking beer and watching Korean dramas. read more