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    Lindsay L.

    This was my first time in Miami and my friend chose this hotel for all of us to stay in. I'm overall very happy with her choice and I'm glad we stayed here. We had the perfect room that was on the first floor by the pool! Super idea spot for us! Everyone at the hotel was friendly like the front desk, the person who helps bring your bags in, housekeeping, the bartender by the pool, etc. Our room was always super clean and spotless. I love the aesthetics of room how everything was white and the bathroom as well. I love how the pool had those two big pink flamingo floaters as well super fun! The sun chairs and beds are also nice glad to see they were there. The breakfast like complimentary coffee and fruit each morning was also nice. I wish they had non dairy options for coffee though! Like almond milk would be nice! And I love how the bar cafe is conveniently next to the pool. So smart. Also I love how bottled water is free and how the front desk always has them handy immediately. Water is so important for everyone's health. Really appreciated that.

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    Sol C.

    We loved the pool area at Pestana South Beach. It was perfect for a lazy day lounging in the pool chairs. The pool was so warm it felt like a jacuzzi. The bar is nice and we had coronas while swimming around. Location was also excellent - on a nice quiet street only two short blocks away from the beach. That part was ideal. The cons of Pestana were that some of the female front desk staff were extremely unfriendly and standoffish. Also the walls were paper thin so we could hear everyone's loud conversations as they walked by our room. One morning we were also woken up by a screeching fire alarm, which was eventually turned off. It was not an emergency but no one came around to tell us that it was fine to stay in our rooms. The whole thing was very odd.

    hotel: this hotel is absolutely amazing! my friends and i stayed in a double queen room in building 3, and it was the perfect size for all four of us. the room was clean af and the staff is sooo helpful. id like to give a special thanks to matthew and luis, they were so sweet and made sure our stay was the best it could possibly be. brian was really helpful as well! all three of them need raises :) the pool is so nice and we enjoyed the complimentary towels, as well as the bar. if you wanna take a break from clubbing, they have these bikes available for rent in the pool area. they're $5 for 30 minutes and a nice night activity to partake in. just watch out for the homeless people one of them tried taking ours. the beds are beyond comfortable, it was like sleeping on a cloud. also, the cleaning crew was great. everyone here was just so nice, 10/10 would stay here again. parking: my friends and i rented a car, but honestly uber would've been completely fine. the hotel charges a $40 valet fee each time you bring the car out to the hotel, but i know some people who left reviews said there's cheaper parking a few blocks down. if not, i believe the actual pestana parking garage is 4 blocks down if youre in the mood to walk. still, i'd rely on uber. because of the location, you probably wouldn't even need to order that many anyways. walking in miami is really nice. location: i loveee the location. it's so convenient, there was a cute little breakfast place called cafe americano right around the corner that my friends and i were obsessed with. the hotel the perfect walking distance from a ton of amazing restaurants and a 5 min walk from the beach. it's a clean, safe location. beach crew: hunter was great! he helped us find a nice jet ski place. give him your vouchers! note: - the hotel does not have an elevator in building 3 (i know they have one in the main building but idk about the other two tbh) - the beach voucher gets you a free towel and two free chairs (any more chairs cost an extra $10 each i believe) - the beach crew does not have free water bottles, they're $4 each; just a heads up. there's a cvs right down the road from the hotel that has good water.

    They even have a pink flamingo
    Eduard C.

    This is one of the greatest hotels I been in. Everyone is friendly and quick to respond to any need. To say the place is well kept is a understatement. Everything is if it were brand new. Another plus is the location, it gets no better for the price. Not staying here might be the downfall of your Miami trip

    Jameelah S.

    This is a cute hotel but, it's not a cleansy place... What are the maids doing! They do have helpful hostesses. I was disappointed that this hotel had an expensive buffet breakfast; that has an extra for simple things like eggs. I like that the Pestana is near the strip but not on the strip; it's a mini hide-a-way! One building of the hotel is a walk up the other has an elevator; thank GOD my party wasn't there on a major weekend and had a choice not to lug our luggage pass the pool and up the steps. I think with a little work this hotel can be awesome. They may need more staff but, definitely they need to work on being clean that's only acceptable!

    Just checked in and this place is perfect.  South Beach gem!

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    I absolutely love love love staying here EVERY time I come to SoBe. Pilar is especially phenomenal!! Thanks for a wonderful stay!!!

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    Quintessential, Art Deco Miami vibe. Service was great! Conveniently located close to everything we were doing. Comfortable and clean.

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    Setai Hotel Miami - The most effortless and lamest salad ever done.

    Setai Hotel Miami

    (342 reviews)

    $$$$

    This is for their indulgent brunch, but I'd be willing to bet a stay here is probably just as…read moreexceptional. My gf and I stopped through here on our way out before boarding our flights later in the afternoon. If you're toting your luggage and not a hotel guest, you will have to find another hotel to store your luggage while enjoying this most decadent brunch experience. Luckily we arrived early enough to our reservations to sort that out. Reservations are a must if you don't want to wait. The restaurant is gorgeous with various spaces designed differently but keeps to the exotic Asian theme. Dining in the atrium near the water feature in the middle with stage for the musicians is where we had our experience. Olga was our server. She brought us our special beverages not available at the bar: Bloody Mary's and endless bubbly in our glasses The offerings here are more than I can name, but there is something to satisfy every craving. The favorite for me is the caviar bar. It comes with all the proper fixings on a blini with Crème fraîche. Do you need a vodka shot to go with? Yes, that's also available also at the caviar station. Fresh raw oysters, clams or shrimp cocktail is available in abundance with everything else here. The ceviche was great. I passed on all the various noodles but had to have some lamb curry and basmati rice- delicious! I had some Peking Duck and leg of lamb at the meat station. The filet mignon and lamb chops was ordered and brought to the table. The leg of lamb and filet were slightly dry but still good. The lamb chops with chimichurri sauce was amazing- nuances of vibrant flavors. Assorted fresh fruits were a colorful collection of enticements. I saw some papaya and enjoyed its fresh, sweet juiciness. I am not a dessert person but had to try the key like pie. Then of course, the matcha dessert is a sitting temptation next to the pie. So, my dessert spoils were more than intended. What the hell right? Lol That was the sweet ending to my Setai brunch. There was so much more such as bread, fried stuff, eggs, bagel station, toast etc. One can only eat so much. I stuck to enjoying my favorites. The experience is pricey but so worth it. It is truly the best brunch experience I've ever had. - better than Vegas and a cruise ship!! I always have to experience a Setai brunch whenever in Miami!

    I love this hotel, the pool, the beach, the restaurants and the valmont spa. We had a great time…read more Please note that the spa reception is on the first floor across from the hotel check-in. You must walk through the lobby and across the outside area. The sauna and the one person steam shower is located here. You Check-in then you get changed into the robe and walk across the lobby check-in area to the elevators. You are walking through the area with all the guests and their luggage in your super large robe that doesn't close very well. I did not enjoy this. Some disappointing things which was not their fault is the parking garage construction noise even on Sundays. The noise took away from my spa experience. They did nothing for the noise control. Also, the SPA requests you must arrive 30 minutes before your treatment time. I got my parking validated BUT we stayed for brunch who also validated our parking but we went over the 4 hours so we got no discount for parking and we were charged the full $35 fee plus tip for the valet. The valet staff was quite nasty telling me we were there too long for the discount BUT each one of those alone qualified for a discounted valet. You can not do both in the 4 hour window.

    Kimpton Surfcomber Hotel

    Kimpton Surfcomber Hotel

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    My friends and I spent a Sunday at the Kimpton Surfcomber and booked the Ivy cabana. The cabana…read moreitself was cute, comfortable, and gave just the right amount of shade and far enough from the neighboring cabanas so it felt semi private. Service was great. Our attendant was attentive but not hovering, kept the drinks coming, and food came out fast. Everything we ordered was solid -- perfect pool-day food and refreshing cocktails. There is a minimum spend requirement for the cabana, but it was super easy to hit between food and drinks. And considering you're paying for a dedicated space, service, and a prime poolside setup, it felt worth it. Overall, it was the perfect day to unwind and feel a little luxe. I'd definitely book the Ivy cabana again.

    The Kimpton Surfcomber Hotel was a great place to stay. The service was excellent, and the staff…read morewas genuinely kind, welcoming, and always ready to help whenever needed. The food was very good as well. We enjoyed a complimentary breakfast as part of our hot tub booking, which was a nice bonus and a great way to start the day. One of the highlights of the hotel is the easy beach access from the back. You can simply walk out and reach the beach, and the area feels safe and lively. You'll often see people jogging, exercising, and enjoying the outdoors, which adds to the energetic South Beach vibe. The walk around the area is pleasant, and the overall atmosphere feels fun and relaxed. Overall, the Kimpton Surfcomber Hotel is a wonderful place with great service, good food, and a cool beachside vibe. I would definitely recommend it for a comfortable and enjoyable stay.

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    The Local House

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    Came to The Local House for brunch recently and really enjoyed my time…read more The restaurant is very cute and nicely decorated. Seating inside and out. Great service with very friendly servers. I started with a cappuccino, which was nicely balanced and great foam. Then I ordered the Local Breakfast. It came with two scrambled eggs, multigrain toast, home fries, and I swapped the meat for avocado. The eggs were nicely cooked, potatoes had great flavor but were a bit cold and very fresh but I imagine freshly made are very solid. The toast was not bad. Avocado was fresh. Good portion and good prices. My friend and I shared a pancake that was pretty good but lacked a bit of flavor but was still enjoyable. I would definitely come back and try other items as they have an all day menu!

    5 STARS - Incredible Service at The Local House…read more The Local House is already one of the best spots in Miami Beach -- beautiful atmosphere, great food, and a relaxed coastal vibe -- but what truly takes the experience to the next level is the exceptional service, especially from Ana. Ana is absolutely amazing. She's warm, attentive, and has that rare ability to make you feel genuinely cared for without ever being intrusive. She knows the menu inside and out, gives thoughtful recommendations, and brings such a positive energy that it transforms the whole dining experience. You can tell she really loves what she does. Every time Ana has been our server, we've left happier than when we arrived. If you're visiting The Local House, do yourself a favor and ask for her -- she makes the meal unforgettable. Highly recommend this place, and especially Ana.

    Dream South Beach, by Hyatt - Rooftop pool

    Dream South Beach, by Hyatt

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    Five stars for the location and awesome amenities…read more This hotel was the perfect place to stay at for a quick Miami getaway located walking distance to the beach and all the main things you could possibly want. After a long day of travel, we received two Prosecco as soon as we checked in and arrived. Our room was upgraded and it was located right across on top of the Naked Taco where the rooftop pool is at. It's perfectly located for anything you want to do, all the good food spots, bars, places, etc. The next day we went straight to the beach and they provide complimentary beach chairs, towels and umbrellas upon request and you just walk yourself to the beach with them. There's nothing like Miami Beach! The water was perfect and it felt so good to just defrost on the sand and dive into the gorgeous turquoise water. After a few hours at the beach, we went back, enjoyed late check out and headed to crunch fitness - which was absolutely worth it! We were able to leave our bags at the front desk while we worked out, grabbed a late lunch, some drinks and then got to come back and enjoy the rooftop pool during happy hour for drinks and snacks until sunset. It was the perfect Miami daycation that we needed!

    Dream South Beach by Hyatt delivered a genuinely top-notch experience from start to finish…read more From the moment we pulled up, our valet, Fernandino, took great care of us; friendly, fast, and attentive. And the five-star touch continued inside thanks to Melody, the Director of Front Desk, who made us feel like our stay actually mattered. We were celebrating a very special occasion--dinner plans were set, we simply needed a place to spend the night. What we got was an incredible room with a private terrace and a stunning view of South Beach. And as if it couldn't get any better, we were surprised with a complimentary bottle of champagne, which made for the perfect nightcap, and an even better start to the morning alongside our mimosa. If you're staying in South Beach, Dream is more than a name--it's an experience!

    W South Beach

    W South Beach

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    Stayed during busy fashion weeks. Hotel was very busy and…read morepacked with people. Services were good and hotel offers lots of free events and stuffs to do everyday. Also we were lucky to view sports illustrated fashion show from a hotel room. Most of things are all close distance and beach is walking distance. We had a good experience overall.

    Booked via Amex travel and a part of Marriott Bonvoy Gold, got a lot of perks. Will explain below…read more Located in south Miami, literally by the beach front. Have adult pool and regular pool. Very windy here, so it is still cold even though we are in 73 degree weather. Valet only Spacious lobby and seating area. When we checked in, we were greeted with a very warm sweet gal. Thanked us for being a Marriott Bonvoy gold members. Since we book via Amex travel hotel collection, our room automatically upgraded, daily breakfast for 2 $40 per person, $100 credit to use for anything in the property, early check in, guarantee 4pm check out and complimentary wi-fu. And we got complimentary cocktails. On top of that, we got complimentary sparking water and 2 jars of snacks for being Marriott Bonvoy gold member. Awesome. Note: your room has complimentary bottle waters everyday, if you need more, ask concierge downstairs or your room service. Room: Very specious bedroom and bathroom. Has nespresso coffee machine, tea. Fridge and other stuff. Very odd closets in the corner, basically you need to close one closet in order to open the other one. Has iron, iron board. Has balcony with view. The w beach bag for purchase only. Hotel: 2 restaurants: the chow, Chinese restaurant, and the grove for your breakfast, lunch and dinner. Theres spa, gym, courts Scan and download their w south beach app available at the concierge as you check in to see their daily activities. There's bicycles for hotel guests to use. You can ride or walk along every where via path way . The hotel is looks nice but some doors, locks and some fixtures are damaged and broken, it looks run down. Valet parking is an independent company, so you pay them separately from Hotel, its about $65/night

    Marriott Stanton South Beach

    Marriott Stanton South Beach

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    Perfect location in South Beach without being in the chaos, especially if you have children. We…read morewere greeted with welcome sangrias too . Included with your resort fee are cool fitness sessions, daily gelato, and complimentary beach chairs. Umbrella is not included ($30 extra) and the day beds run around $300 - $350. It also included 2 hour bike Art Deco tour. Self parking is $55 and Valet is $58 so really no difference. Anything you care to do is probably walking distance which is great including a park for pets and kids. There is an on location restaurant called LoLo's Surf Cantina that you can order to the beach after 11:00 am. The rooms are small but accommodating. The only reason I cannot give 5 stars is because the upkeep is moderate. We found serval places with mold, dust, and stains.

    I stayed at this Marriott and generally had a good experience, but not quite a four-star one…read more The location is excellent, and the price was reasonable by luxury beachfront South of Fifth standards. The staff were generally friendly, and a few were especially helpful. They handled three packages I had shipped to the hotel efficiently, though there was a sizable per-package fee. Small touches like afternoon boozy gelato samples and a lobby change machine for breaking $20s into $5s were appreciated. Breakfast at Lolo's was decent. My Marriott status included breakfast for two, though the included menu was much shorter than the regular one and the portions were modest. Still, the food was cooked to order, tasted good, and the servers kindly let me order both breakfasts since I was traveling alone. I didn't try the Japanese restaurant on site, but I heard good things and enjoyed the neighborhood restaurants instead, especially La Grande Boucherie. I paid a substantial premium for an oceanfront double room, but I'm not sure I would do that again. The balcony and glass door were fairly small, and the balcony felt boxed in for privacy. Next time I might prefer a cheaper park-side room on a higher floor, which could still offer a nice park and ocean view. The biggest disappointment was the late checkout. My Marriott Platinum Elite status is supposed to include guaranteed 4 p.m. late checkout, but the hotel would not honor it. Each day I was told to check again later, and in the end they could only offer 1 p.m. That created real scheduling problems, since I had planned around the advertised benefit. With no good place in the hotel to work or take calls after checkout, I ended up going to the airport hours early. The status is supposed to provide a room upgrade, but that wasn't available either. A couple of other issues matched complaints I had seen in recent reviews. One elevator stopped for several minutes with a group of us inside and did not respond to the buttons, which was uncomfortable even though the door eventually opened. I also received a call inviting me downstairs for a "welcome gift," which turned out to be a Marriott Vacation Club sales pitch. That should be presented more honestly. Overall, this was a decent stay and I might return. But given the failure to honor the guaranteed 4 p.m. late checkout, I would compare other options carefully before booking again.

    The Standard Spa Hotel - Delish shrimp tacos

    The Standard Spa Hotel

    (677 reviews)

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    We had a wonderful day at The Standard Spa Miami Beach. The property is beautiful, relaxing, and…read morehas such a unique atmosphere that makes you feel like you've escaped the city without ever leaving Miami Beach. We spent the afternoon by the pool, enjoying drinks and snacks, which were delicious and the perfect way to relax. Later, we headed to Happy Hour at Lido, and it was fantastic. The drinks were excellent, the food was great, and the waterfront setting made the experience even more special. The entire property has a laid-back luxury feel, with beautiful landscaping, comfortable seating areas, and amazing views. Whether you're visiting for a spa day, drinks by the pool, or Happy Hour at Lido, The Standard delivers a truly memorable experience. Highly recommend for a relaxing day in Miami Beach!

    Old school Miami Hotel that appears to have been retro'd NYC style. Next to busy road, but bay…read moreview. The rooms have been thoughtfully re-designed, but still have that cold Miami cinder block feel. In other words you won't do more than sleep in them. The pool area is fantastic with a bay view and plenty of chairs. Lido Grill, the main restaurant, is nicely done and people / pet friendly. Service was good, once you got their attention, which was on you, not them...we had the lobster, fairly priced at $39, but was like rubber and inedible. Sides were a throw away. Drinks were very good. Other points, nice mini bar in room, however NO coffee in room and coffee shop doesn't open until 7 AM. A regular room, facing back away from bay, dinner for 2, minor mini bar invasion (2 drinks) valet, was over $1100. Not worth the cost.

    Fontainebleau Miami Beach - Ocean Balcony room view.

    Fontainebleau Miami Beach

    (2.3k reviews)

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    My stay at Fontainebleau Miami Beach was absolutely unforgettable! From the moment you walk into…read morethe stunning lobby with its iconic chandeliers and luxurious atmosphere, you immediately feel the classic Miami glamour this resort is famous for. The ocean views, beautiful pools, and direct beach access created the perfect relaxing getaway. The service throughout the resort was excellent, and there was always something exciting happening -- whether it was lounging poolside, enjoying the nightlife, or exploring the amazing dining options like Hakkasan Miami and Prime 54. The energy of the resort is unmatched and truly gives you that upscale Miami experience. One of my favorite parts was spending time at Lapis Spa -- such a peaceful and luxurious experience after a day in the sun. The entire property blends relaxation, entertainment, and elegance perfectly. If you're looking for a luxury Miami Beach stay with amazing vibes, beautiful scenery, and endless things to do, Fontainebleau is definitely the place to be. I can't wait to come back!

    Horrible. Every single item or experience is an extra fee or heavily monitored, effectively killing…read moreany relaxing vibe you might want for the high, "luxury" price you pay. This is a tourist trap extraordinaire. It made me feel like I was paying to be in a place trying to extract from me, not serve me. And yes, I did complain twice to the front staff about these issues - to stony faces and lame excuses that were canned and code for "we don't care." The resort fee is $60/day (which is not made clear on Orbitz, where I booked it), yet when I went in February the pool and all outdoor facilities - which is what the resort fee pays for - closed at 6pm. We were told it closes at "sundown," even though they clearly have outdoor lights for the whole outside facility. Want to swim in the evening or night? Nope. All those pictures with the pool lit up? Not for you. And if you dare to be in the pool at 6:01, there were six staff for every one guest to tell you to get out. Seriously, we got warnings to get out at 10min to 6, 5min to 6, and at 6:00. Why every five minutes? Because a group of staff members were hovering over us, watching and waiting for the moment to kick us out. Very relaxing. You have to wear an armband everywhere you go. Staff are at every door as you go in or out - hotel to pool or pool to beach - monitoring you to produce it. Very relaxing. There is no coffee in the room, forcing you to travel across the whole huge facility (3 towers connected by long walks) to their coffee shop to pay $10 for a cup of coffee each morning. You could walk all the way back to your room, or - like me - you can try to drink it by the pool. But NO! You can't sit by the pool. Those seats and lounges require you to pay a fee, even in February when there was NO ONE there. If you don't want to pay, you can find a free lounge on the outer fringes. And if you try to sit without paying, there are staff to tell you to move immediately. Hovering, as usual. To get a lounge on the beach - in February, low season - we had to get in line to sign up for a chair and then get in a second line of 20-30 people and wait in the hot sun for an available, assigned chair and a staff person to take us there. Grab a chair and relax? Nope. It's a monitored system. When we checked out, the staff told us there were too many rooms to provide a coffee maker in each one. I guess their policy is to assume their guests are stupid.

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