Okay so I've been here more times than I care to admit now, but I feel like it deserves 5 stars. Weekends: Brunch is great and this place is my jam for bottomless mimosas (I hope the city doesn't force them to close their patio!) Monday: Marty runs trivia here every Monday ("starts" at 8 but really starts at 8:30). Trivia is a lot of fun, and it's four rounds so you don't lose your whole night. Also every Monday is the burger and beer deal where you get a pint of draft beer and a burger + side for $10. So good. Wednesday: $0.25 wings!!!! Come here for wings for sure. Just realize that this place gets busy as hell. Two drink order minimum for the wings deal, but let's be honest with a price like that you're getting a pitcher. I enjoy most flavours, my favourite being sweet habanero. The BBQ flavour is a little too kerchupy for me. Can't remember being here on a Friday yet, but there looks like a decent sized group that rolls through. read more

Teeth - A lot more than expected, breakfast burrito - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

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One of the best divey bars I've been to! Food is great, atmosphere was chill with unique decor and drinks are reasonably priced! Ever heard of totchos? Literally what it sounds like- tater tot styled nachos! Totally recommend. Glorious melty cheese, pico de gallo, olives, jalapeños, salsa, sour cream & guacamole topped on tater tots. But cheese and tater tots though..Everything I love in one! Wings here are bomb. Wednesday's are $0.25 wing's! I recommend the spicy buffalo sauce. Definitely should come early, grab a seat and a beer and enjoy your wings! On Thursday's, they have a special $9 deal of a large can of PBR & a shot of Jameson! Truffle fries were ok. Nothing too special about it. The fries were crunchy topped with cheese and truffle oil but not something I would order again. Service here isn't bad. Our server came by our table from time to time and asked if we needed anything which was great since service isn't always great at bars. The place is pretty roomy so you don't have to worry about it being too cramped. Great place to bring a group of friends to hang out! Will be coming back! read more

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The happy hour deals are great! But when their AC doesn't work during San Francisco's heatwave and the quality of the food is mediocre, I might just pass on it. read more

We came here on a Wednesday evening for Wing Wednesdays, which is the craziest deal I've ever seen in my life so far: 25 CENT WINGS (with the purchase of 2 drinks, but they are pretty lenient with that rule). Our large group of 10 sat at a table in their large outdoor seating area in the back and ordered 150 wings, split between their buffalo sauce and their regular flavor. Both the buffalo wings and the regular wings tasted average, and the buffalo wings were pretty saucy, which I didn't mind. I hope to try the BBQ wings next time, but I wouldn't say that the wings here are good; they were average and super cheap!!! The place fills up really quickly on Wing Wednesdays, which starts at 4pm, so try to get here early, especially if you're coming with a large group. I recommend sitting outside in the back to enjoy the nice and hot summer weather. I'm not sure about the other foods that they serve here, but this place is ultimately a chill place to hang out and have some really cheap wings on Wednesdays. read more

Teeth - WING WEDNESDAYS = $0.25 PER WING - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

We know it's BAD for us yet we do it anyways... Like eating a Double Bacon Cheeseburger at 3 AM in the morning; at the moment, the taste of the succulent beef patties along with melted oooeey goooey cheese and thick, crisp smoky bacon is SO sublime that every bite makes your eyes roll back to your head and forget that you're on a "diet". That is until reality hits the next morning and you realize that you inhaled your entire daily caloric intake in 5 minutes flat and consumed as much salt to bloat you to a Michelin blimp. *Bashes head on wall* If you're going to have this kind of regret, then stay far, far away from Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem. If tator tots and fried chicken alone weren't bad enough, Dr. Teeth has found a way to make bar food staples even more gastronomically artery-clogging. From tator tots smothered with an avalanche of melted cheese, guac, and sour cream to a fried chicken sandwiched between two jelly donuts, the food at Dr. Teeth will have you popping a Lipitor or two but it's totally worth it. Dr. Teeth is like the Broken Record (http://www.yelp.com/biz/broken-record-san-francisco#hrid:48ZPHYyTmHSHAM-gWQ_l7g) of The Hipster Mission. In celebration of Hump Day last week, we started our happy hour with the gut-busting Tat-Chos ($7.95): Deliciously crunchy tator tots topped with melted cheese, jalapeno, pico de gallo, creamy sour cream and buttery guacamole http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=CRIJQ8J_Y3PIkWcuXag7bA . With a tot in one hand, we enjoyed a tangy and meaty buffalo wing in the other. At just $.25 a piece on Wednesdays, it's a guilty pleasure that won't break the bank http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=D0HqHL3gKWdVEtdJN7JuXw. After just getting started, we continued our night of gluttony with the Housemade Corn Dogs ($7.95) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=sv5F-4-akpPl92vMLllElw. The Napoleon complex suffering corn dogs were disappointing in length and girth but did redeem itself with its nicely spiced sausage. Umm, that so did not sound right. :X Anywhoo....next came the Wake & Bacon Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Bacon, Cheddar Cheese & Fried Egg ($7.95) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=AJH_upFc-gltUalms4Rfgw. The crisp bacon against the oooey gooey cheese and the fried egg was sinfully good but with a dip in the tomato soup adding a bit of a garden fresh tang, it made it a tad bit less guilty. Needing to get maximum stuffage, I threw my order of the Croque L'oignon Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Gouda, Ham, Caramelized Onions ($7.95) on my friend's plate and he reluctantly inhaled it. But he inhaled it nonetheless, so I'll take it that it was good http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=WH_AHkSKwjq49KMMBfEHlg. I knew men were good for more than one thing. I'm kidding. Because every main needs accouterments, we shoveled down the fresh-out-the-fryer Basket of Skinny Fries perfectly seasoned to tickle the taste buds ($7.95) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=jDvEhUMigJiCwFU0HJlvkA with fork-fulls of the insanely rich Mac 'N Cheese with Bacon and Truffle ($8.95) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=ngkgA59sAv_bidN4klh2PA. The bubbly cheese crust led way to al-dente elbow noodles thickly coated with the most decadent béchamel sauce I've ever had. Just thinking about it, makes my muffin top pop a button off my shirt. Happy hour is never complete without drinks. So to wash down a week's worth of calories, the Cucumber Cooler ($10) was my poison of choice. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y8mGQTwmFaSu3d7dAywOHA?select=vfxU7lnbRRR0LQKWFj5wLw. Three Cucumber Coolers later, I was lead to my worst enemy Mr. Tequila at Mosto up the block. We won't even start about how that lead to a night of debauchery. REPENT. REPENT. REPENT. The next morning, I totally regretted it but I know I'll do it again and again, and again because it may be bad but it feels OH SO GOOD. OTHER NOTES: *Friendly service *HH Specials: $10 Burger & Beer Mondays, $.25 Chicken Wing Wednesdays, and $2 Tacos & 2 for 1 Margarita Thursdays *Eclectic and eerie vibe with the chandelier headed naked mannequin being the center piece of the bar *Hipster crowd *Seating is hard to come by after 6 PM read more

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If you're in the mood for tots and thots... boy, have I got THE place for you. Like so many others before me, I came here 85% due in part to the name (a bar named after the band from the Muppets? of course I'm in) and 15% due in part to the great reviews. It certainly was not due to the bar service or the other clientele which would best be described as murdery and over-served. In defense of the service, I used to bartend and I know that Sunday day-into-evening crowds are pretty much the worst and that murdery is sometimes the best mood you can eek out, but a little effort on their part to seem like they don't mind bartending would have certainly been appreciated. When we walked in there were 3 incredibly drunk girls trying to run into and/or jump over a parking meter and I'm pretty certain that one of them was bleeding from the mouth (probably from something to do with the parking meter jumping) and that was only confirmed when I saw that same girl struggling to hold herself up to look in the bathroom mirror while here two equally drunk friends formed an open door posse in the bathroom entryway to laugh and give some very poor life advice to their bleeding friend. That scene was about par for everyone inside of Dr Teeth, while the patio (where we chose to sit) was sunny, sticky, and full (to a comfortable level) with at least moderately respectable human beings who did not go out of their way to make it painful to be around. We initially ordered one of the cocktail pitchers to be split amongst 5 of us which was a pretty good deal and I think we each got a glass and half out of it and then most of us followed that up with a nice cold beer since the day was what would be considered a scorcher by San Francisco standards. For food, I went with the dungeness crab totchos, as one does. They were spicy, hearty, and a pretty decent steal considering the amount of crab lumped on there. Bottom line: If I'm ever in the mood for tots and thots, Dr. Teeth will be my #1 stop. read more

A group of us decided to go to Teeth SF last Wednesday, June 22nd for happy hour. I got there with a friend first around 6:15pm. At that time, we couldn't find a table, so we hung around in the back patio until half a table opened up about 25 mins later. We snagged it for our party of 5. The other half of the table opened up and we ended up having dinner and drinks. Since it was Wing Wednesday ($0.25 wings all night), we of course ordered wings! There are some rules to observe, so make sure to read the signs: (1) 2 drink minimum per person, (2) No to-go boxes, and (3) Extra ranch or blue cheese (+$0.50). We started with a plate of 8 wings each: Au natural, Buffalo, Sweet chili habanero, Bbq. The wings came with I believe, a side of ranch. I didn't use it, so I'm not sure if it was blue cheese or ranch, but you can probably ask for either. My favorite flavor was the sweet chili habanero. It had a nice heat and I liked the contrast of flavors. The buffalo ones were okay. They weren't very hot. I'm not a huge fan of bbq sauce unless it's super spicy. It can be a little too sweet for me. So I thought the bbq ones were okay. I did get a side of death sauce so we could dip the au natural wings in it. My friends thought it was super spicy, but it was actually okay. There's definitely some heat in it, but nothing too unbearable. We also got an order of Totchos ($11): melty cheese, pico de gallo, olives, jalapenos, salsa, sour cream & guacamole. Tater tots and nacho cheese are two of my favorite things in the world, so I adored this dish! So good! We also started with 3 Beer-garitas (or are they called Beeritas?) and a Diet coke. The total with the wings and death sauce ended up being a little over $50, so I'm not sure how much the Beer-garitas were. Probably around $10 each? A friend ended up getting another plate of wings and a second rounds of drinks. The beer-garitas were light, but fun to drink. So much fun celebrating Wing Wednesdays. And you can't beat $0.25 per wing! Just make sure to get there early so you can snag a seat! read more

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Tater tots, pizza or burrito??? I asked the hubby what he felt like eating. We were on our way to a class on Mezcal in the Mission and needed to eat before we start tasting some hard stuff! Didn't want to get lightheaded after just one sip! Lol He chose Tots (yay!) and, I knew just the place for it--Teeth SF. Luckily it was only 3 blocks from the 16 St. Mission Bart station. It happened to be Tuesday which meant 2 for 1 Margaritas. A great deal for $8! We ordered that, the Crab Tater Tots, and Buffalo Chicken Wings. The Crab Tater Tots had a nice amount of crab meat and sriracha mayo sprinkled on top of the tots. Yum! Get this if you like crab and sriracha! Next time though I'm gonna get their Totchos. Nachos and Tots sound like a winning combination! We opted for 12 instead of 8 pieces of Buffalo Wings. 8 pieces would have been enough in hindsight since the wings were quite meaty. We tried to finish all the wings but alas we were unsuccessful. If you want a great deal, come here on Wing Wednesdays when wings are 25 cents each! Don't think you can find a deal as good as that anywhere else in this expensive city! We got there around 5 so the place wasn't must have had about 8 patrons. The place is large, so if you have a big group, it would be a perfect place to gather after work. They also have an outdoor space. Our server was very nice. She checked up on us a few times. We didn't want for anything. If you're in the Mission, try out Teeth SF and get some of those tots! You know you're in the right place when you see a picture of a tooth on a red awning! read more

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Note: Review solely based on the 25 cent chicken wings Wednesdays. What is there not to love about that??? The first time I came here, it was extremely crowded, babe and I were just lucky we found 2 seats! Not sure if the crowd was due to it being wednesday, or the fact that there was a warriors game, or even both. When I first heard about this deal, the image that came to my head was some dinky chicken wings. I thought about those chicken wings from grocery stores where you just pop into the microwave but boy was I wrong. They were pretty darn delicious and meaty for the price. Much meatier than wingstop chicken wings. We grabbed a combination of the regular style and the BBQ style. My favorite is regular but the BBQ isn't bad either. The BBQ was actually sweet so that was a surprise. And their drinks come in mason jars, how cute lol I definitely would love to come back on a Wednesday again, it's such a good deal to pass up :) read more

Some of you may remember my original review based on my experience on opening night. Since then I was talked into going back and I've been back a couple times on my own. Even though the name and the decor still creates more questions than it answers, everything does look like it was thrown together, The staff is great, I recently had an event there and Mark, the mustachioed owner, was a great host to 50-60 of us. They feature food served with a sauce made from the hottest pepper in the world and the Ghost pepper wings here are the first thing I've ever had to stop eating. read more

Teeth - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

The only thing more awesome than the name is the food - the happy hour specials are like, the best. There's a different one each day, and they are all comfort food, finger-lickin deliciousness. On Wing Wednesdays you get 25 cent wings. TEH EFF?! You know what ELSE you can buy with 25 cents in San Francisco? THREE whole minutes on a parking meter! Woopdedooooo..... *rolls eyes* Wouldn't you rather have a hot, delicious meaty chicken wing with your choice of sauce? YES. Yes you would. *Just smile and nod* Another reason you should come here: The ingenious invention that is "Tachos" (tator tot nachos). And their chicken quesadillas. And their $10 burger and beer specials on Mondays. And, and, and, and.... And if that wasn't enough, my server doesn't laugh at me when I order the sugar free Redbull and Vodka instead of regular Red Bull. It's like ordering a super size meal with a diet Coke. But she humors me. So basically, you should come here if you haven't figured that out already. GO. NOW. read more

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If you're suffering from mild boredom, call your Yelp insurance provider and set up an appointment with Dr. Teeth. Dr. Teeth has a duo MD in FUNniology and LAUGHodontics. He will take good care of ya. Perhaps he'll prescribe the good old fashion Bottomless Mimosa. $15 and you'll see your mason jar filled again and again with that OJ champagne. Nothing's boring after 3 drinks. Dr Teeth recommends you to take the mimosas along with a variety of brunch items such as their famous Jelly Donut Fried Chicken Sandwich ($10ish) or their Truffle Oil Mac&Cheese ($9ish). Never take prescriptions on an empty stomach. Side effects include sudden spurts of rachet. You may experience crazy laughing, chest bumps with strangers, and groovy dance moves in the spacious office of Dr. Teeth. HOMIE supervision is advised. Don't live with boredom. Call Dr. Teeth today. read more

Teeth - Mac and cheese truffle oil mmmm - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

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25 CENTS for each chicken wing on Wednesday nights that starts at 5pm till closing and having it with beer is the perfect combo! CHEERS TO HUMP DAY! My crew and I ordered 1 0 0 wings! ...Devoured it! Ordered beer! ...Downed it!! Bring a crowd and the atmosphere gets rowdy and ri-dunk-u-lous!! They have FAB-U-LOUS HAPPY HOURS!!! (I have to check out their Thursday nights for their 2 for 1 margarita drinks!) Get your pack to go to this hipster bar for the happy hour specials and you will surely have a fun time! read more

Random night in SF on a "Monday Funday" led us into this bar in the Mission where we met up with several friends who already had a game of Shuffleboard going. It also happened to be trivia night where most tables were deep in thought thinking of the answers to the emcee's questions as they jotted down notes on their pads. Fun, Fun.. We were ravenously hungry. (Okay maybe not ravenous but I love being able to use that word to show off my vocabulary repertoire. This smarty pants gets off on words.) This was definitely one of those times where we ordered way too much. *12 Buffalo Wings: Good but not great. With the bleu cheese dressing on the side, these were tasty but not as crunchy as I usually like. *Sweet Potato Tots: Yesssss, we have a winner. I've never had sweet potato tots and these hit the spot. Squeeze on some ketchup into a big puddle on your plate so that you can dip away. These miniature fried morsels of goodness were just the thing to keep me munching away. *6 Mozzarella sticks: Can you imagine mozzarella sticks that look like miniature corn dogs? They were that big. So you can only see how disappointed I was when I took a bite into one of these and discovered how bland they tasted. And how about that marinara folks? Well, they didn't quite give us marinara sauce. It was more of a salsa that didn't compliment the mozzarella sticks at all. Don't mess with the tried and true-- I want regular marinara sauce! *2 Fried Chicken sliders: Another winner here. Super tasty with the thin fried steak and coleslaw filling. If I'm ever in the mission again and feel like Sweet Potato tots, I'm coming here. read more

I love, Love, LOVE this place! Four friends and I decided to check this place out Wednesday night. One of my friends had purchased a Groupon a month back but that plan was quickly scrapped once we decided to get the 25c chicken wings (their Wednesday special). WHAT TO EAT: *TOTS: Definitely give either the Tot-chos or Tots ala Mayhem a try. The tot-chos are nachos with tater tots topped off with sour cream, guacamole, olives, and jalapenos. The tots ala mayhem was a bit more savory with tots topped off with caramelized onions and cheese. *CHICKEN WINGS: They come in a variety of different sauces: original (basic fried chicken), sweet chili, bbq, or death sauce (they use ghost peppers so expect to be asked to sign a waiver). *MAC & CHEESE: Creamy and delicious and available with bacon (mixed in and it was delicious!), jalapeno, or truffle. *CORNDOGS: Small corn dogs on a stick accompanied by both a honey mustard and cheese sauces. WHAT TO EXPECT: *Seat yourself meaning you will have to be a vulture *Dark but loud atmosphere, but a great time *Jameson on tap (always a plus!) for $7 *Credit cards accepted *Parking can be difficult since you're in the Mission SUNDAY-THURSDAY SPECIALS: Sunday: Buy a shot, get a pony (I found out it's only a beer...shucks...) Monday: Burger and beer $10 Tuesday: Trivia at 8pm Wednesday: 25c chicken wings Thursday: $2 tacos and 2 for 1 margaritas SERVICE: I forgot our waitress' real name but her nickname was Sugar. She was nice and kept the drinks coming. No doubt we'll be back... read more

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Big difference between eating here and going out here: 1. Eating here is okay but the food is not bad coupled with some of their drinks. I usually get the appetizer platter and split it with a friend (chicken and fries are always a safe bet, the rest are all basic). 2. Going out here is dead a lot on weekdays but on weekends it's one of the only bars without cover. The crowd is a mix of classy and ratchet. And the music is a hit or miss because sometimes they play the randomest shit but most of the time it's on point and worth a good time! If you hear 2 songs you hate, that's a hint to leave as soon as you can! For a bar is the mission, the prices are very affordable and the food is good before going out. I would suggest going out here than eating, but both offer a stellar experience! read more

These clowns have the worst customers, especially on "Wing Wednesdays." What started as a fun money saving way to get your wing fix has turned into the lords of ghettoville crawling out from under their rocks to flock here. People pour out of the restaurant and hang out for literal hours blasting music, fighting, yelling, twerking, and just generally being disrespectful to any and all neighbors. They block the sidewalk and invite violence with their presence and behavior. There is literally a fight. Every. Single. Week. Some weeks more than one. Ridiculous and unacceptable. On top of this, the security guards seem to know a lot of the offenders and join in with the nonsense quite often. I'm not sure how any customer or neighbor can feel safe, especially after a certain time, and that is totally avoidable if only the owners cared to change the environment, starting with the type of staff they hire. Terribly ran buisness. It really pisses me off to see so many good businesses closing down, yet places like this are still open. I think a major overhaul is in order ASAP!! To any potential customers, save your money and protect your safety. Find somewhere else to go!! read more

Your no-frill dive bar with awesome bar food. Their food specials and beer can specials for HH can't be beat. Wing Wednesdays are so damn goooooooood!!! They used to be 25C but even at the slight price increase, the wings are well worth it and come out reasonably fast for how crazy it gets. Outside seating as well. Their tater tots are also great beer food. read more

.25 cent wings I've been here several times with with coworkers from my first job and Dr. Teeth has never disappointed us. Especially on those random hot San Francisco nights, Dr. Teeth is one of the few locations in the city that represents Pre-Tech SF. Before overpriced hipster artisanal mixology-based libations came about, there was a San Francisco affordable for people earning less than $80K a year. Dr Teeth stays true to that era - a place where a group of young city dwellers can have a good time without gawking at the final bill. *The cute boy in this picture is not included in the happy hour read more

Teeth - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

I love this place, if you are looking for a bar that has a very mellow laid back feel and some top notch food, this is your place. Love nachos? Try their Totchos! It's basically natchos with tatter totes instead of tortilla chips. The end result? A tasty, gooey and a bit crunchy matching taste we all love! The atmosphere is pretty relaxed, there are 3 TV's in the bar so you would be able to see any basketball games going on. There is also a shuffle board table in the back which is always fun! Service was perfect, even though when I went it was a Thursday afternoon it was a medium sized crowd. Our server got our drinks and food in a pretty short amount of time. Speaking of drinks, one thing that makes this place great is that they have weekly specials on drinks. On Thursday we got a shot of Jameson and a tall can of PBR for $9, which is pretty good when you pair that with their spicy buffalo chicken wings. Their chicken wings are really good especially if you get them with spicy buffalo sauce. Overall, I would highly recommend this place if you want to find a place to watch the game with some beer, totchos, and chicken wings. I know I will be back real soon! read more

Teeth - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

Ive had this place this place bookmarked for such a long time, and I'm glad I finally got to try this place out with my boyfriend. We ordered the totchos (basically what I came for), a grilled cheese sandwich with fried chicken inside (forgot what they named it), and two sliders! The sliders were meh, just pass on those. The totchos were good! More than enough for two people The grilled cheese sandwich was probably my fave out of everything, it was delicious!! I would come back for that. Overall dining experience was cool, the service wasn't bad, but this place does get crowded and can be hard to flag down a waiter which is why I'm giving it a 3. But it's a great place to grab a few drinks and eat some good bar food! read more

Teeth - Totchos, sliders, and grilled cheese with fried chicken and a side of sweet potato tots! - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

This is only a review based on coming for Wednesday Happy Hours... Cheap drinks and wings with a low key environment and an outside porch. Dr. Teeth is a staple Mission bar with people just looking to sit back and unwind after work. They have happy hour between 4-7pm with $4.50 well drinks and $1 off beers. While they don't carry any notable craft beers, you also aren't paying an arm and a leg for what they do have (ie. Guinness, Anchor Steam, Modelo, etc.) There are a few tables but most seating space is communal, this goes for inside and outside. While most seating is bar height, there are a few "booth" like seats for lounging. With a dark red interior, it's a very lively and intimate environment, though gets stuffy when there are a lot of people - which is often. Wings are 25cents each and they have 4 different flavors: 1) natural, 2) buffalo, 3) sweet chili habanero, and 4) BBQ. You can order any amount, either from the bar and grab a number or from a waiter/waitress (only if you're seated inside). The line is slow at the bar as there's typically 1 bartender that is both taking orders and making drinks - not very efficient. To "qualify" for 25 cent wings each person has to get 2 drinks, though I don't know how the bartender really tracks that... The wings come out hot and piled on the same plate for each order. a few sticks of celery and blue cheese also come custom. The natural wings are a bit bland and tougher since they have no sauce. The BBQ are dripping in gooeyness and you can expect to need a lot of napkins. I like the sweet chili the best as they have a sweet honey taste and a slight spice, though nothing overwhelming as you might think with the habanero. They're not San Tung wings, but for 25 cents each, they're pretty damn good. Also try the tots. You can get them as a side (hug pile) or as totchos. Because when are tots ever bad?? read more

Teeth - Mixed plates of wings for Wednesday's Happy Hour special - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

I've been wanting to check this place out forever and I set out on a solo mission in The Mission to get my fix on some of their food and to check out the venue in detail, as I plan on having my birthday brunch here. I arrived into a cute little restaurant, dimly lit and bustling for a Sunday afternoon. Outside a sign said "Topless Bartenders, Bottomless Mimosas". To my disdain, no topless bartenders, but the mimosas were bottomless, indeed. I sat and ordered their "Beefy Bloody", which comes with a strip of bacon in it and is made with Absolut Peppar, instead of regular Absolut (I asked for regular Absolut, since I'm not a fan of extra spicy Bloodys). Their Bloody Mary is AMAZING, and they use a small hint of Guiness in it, which really does something for the flavor in a major way. I will order all of my Bloodys with a splash of Guiness in it from now on. Thanks, Dr. Teeth for changing up my drinking game. I love when that happens. Their brunch menu is out of this world, and third-world priced. Most of the dishes are decently priced and some plates are completely left field, like the Jelly Donut Sandwich, which is a fried chicken sandwich with a jelly donut for buns. I didn't try it, but next time I will, for sure. Sounds super adventurous. I ordered the Tot'chos; a round of tater tots, piled high with all of your favorite nacho toppings. Cheese, sour cream, guacamole...the whole nine. The dish was absolutely amazing. Perfect hangover food, for sure. read more

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Unlike most people, I actually really enjoy going to see the doctor. And after checking out Dr. Teeth, it's another place I wouldn't mind going to all the time! Since we had dinner reservations at Foreign Cinema, which is close by, we decided to get drinks at Teeth SF real quick. The place is pretty roomy and had a fair amount of people for a Monday. They have trivia nights on Mondays at 8:30pm for those that are into that! And apparently, they have awesome happy hour deals for wings on Wednesdays. The bartender Caitlyn was super cute and a joy to chat with! It definitely made our time at this bar fun. I'm a fan of the shot-and-beer-combos, so we just kept ordering A Slap in the Face ($11). Can't go wrong with tequila and Modelo! Cheers! read more

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I went to Dr. Teeth with some friends on a Saturday night, and while I'm never the one to suggest finding a loud, crowded bar to hang out, I had a reasonably good time. The place was popping, with a lot of energy. The clientele seemed young and party-happy. I'm guessing this bar is a Tindr hot spot. The bartenders were friendly and did quick work, considering. I think I had two drinks here, a Templeton and a High West rye on the rocks. Both good drinks, at standard pricing. I guess Dr. Teeth is part of a larger space called Mayhem that maybe includes a restaurant? I didn't see anywhere anyone could conceivably sit and eat a meal, but maybe it's a big place. The area I was in was standing room only, and I spent a lot of time entranced by a pair of TVs screening a black and white montage of movie clips. It was pleasantly disorienting. I don't know that I'd seek out Dr. Teeth again as I'm only getting older and lazier, but I had fun while I was here. I'd recommend it if you're looking for a happening time in San Francisco. read more

(Sing to the tune of All About That Bass) I'm all about them wings, 'bout them wings, 25 cents each! Came here 3x so far--twice on 25-cent Wing Wednesdays and once on a Tuesday night. Wednesday nights do get very crowded as most people come in large groups and with hungry bellies. If you get here around 6-7pm with a group of people, be prepared to (1) Stand and wait for table, (2) Have part of your group sitting down and the other part standing until the party next to you is finished! Sounds bad...but when you're with friends and exchanging laughs, time definitely flies by! We usually get about 120-300 wings for our party, depending on how many of us there are. They have a few flavor options. I recommend the Spicy Chili or Mango Habanero! Yuuuuums. CAUTION: Dr. Teeth has their own "Death Sauce" made with Ghost Peppers (Scoville of a million!!!! Regular Tabasco sauce is around a Scoville of 4,000). Be VERY VERY careful with this if you do want to try it. Don't be ambitious and make your friends and yourself dump your wings in the Death Sauce....Yes, I was being ambitious and/or stupid (whichever one you want to call it, haha)...DON'T BE A HERO! Anyways, this was the first time I ever cried eating food before because it was so spicy. I was crying almost as hard as I do when I watch a really sad Korean Drama. T___T Oh, super spicy but still so delicious :) They have a good amount of beers on tap and draft, wines, and speciality cocktails. For cocktails, I've tried their Fresh Strawberry Pisco Punch and Greyhound (w/ Fresh Squeezed Grapefruit). Both really tasty! The bartenders are also pretty flexible with the amount of alcohol they pour into the drinks--if you want more or less alcohol, they're really accommodating for you. read more

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BE AWARE OF CREDIT CARD GAMES this place plays. I had a split bill between a few of us with my total being $34.00 We calculated this with the tip being included in everyone's portion. I checked my cc and Dr. Teeth charged me $84.00 I called, no answer but vmail prompted me to email. I emailed got an immediate response but it just asked for the general info. I then got another immediate response pulling up a receipt for $84.00 with only..the content of "is this your receipt?" I emailed them back 1. the date is wrong 2. the name is wrong.... I emailed them back..but it's been days no response. I wanted to give them a chance to fix this before I call my cc to dispute..but it just shows they just pulled a receipt that just happened to be $84 and claimed it was mine...uhm...no. What cheats..just check your cc or pay cash. I no longer trust this place.... 10/24/13update.post a few days later but immediately after this review I got a response.. eventually it's been taken care of...i have yet to actually receive my money but i did get confirmation that it's been processed. so do have to update but still keep the experience up here and up one star. ............. 11/11/13 update.. I added one more star back because they eventually did fix the problem. It took awhile. read more

Wing Wednesdays. Every review mentions it. Every hipster in the Mission knows it. It even has its own Facebook page. This is one event that lives up to the hype. Come early and snag a table for your group as possible. Seating is very limited and you will see people vulturing around tables if a group looks like it's ready to leave. Otherwise, the crowd is fairly nice. Drinks: $3 PBRs and $4-5 bottled beers before 7pm. A plaid-shirt hipster's paradise. The bottles beers aren't your crappy Buds and Miller Lites, but Anchor Steam, Lagunitas, Sierra Nevada, etc. Good quality for a great price. Food: - WINGS. WINGS FOR DAYS. $0.25 for a delicious, juicy, hefty, sauce infused wing. Buffalo and BBQ are the best, and they come with your standard celery and ranch. I felt bad going all out on them in front of my vegetarian friends, but they were just that delicious. - Tot-chos. A plate of tater tots smothered in cheese, salsa, olives, jalapenos, guacamole, and so much more. Fresh, delicious, and sure to disappear within a few minutes. Such a simple yet mindblowing creation. - Dungeness crab mac & cheese. So much winning. On so many levels. A massive bowl of creamy, gooey, cheesy goodness with huge chunks of crab. They don't try to rip you off by throwing in a few pieces. They go all out here. This is what sealed the deal for me. After a long day at work, this is the optimal place to release all of your worries and enjoy some of the best that the Mission has to offer. For those who are curious about the name, Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem is a rock band from The Muppets. I'm glad I can pig out on wings and down countless PBRs while enjoying the memories of my furry childhood friends. read more

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I've always heard about coming here on Wednesday for their 25 cent wings, but i never got to try it until i broke up with my boyfriend and my life freed up! Parking around the area is pretty forgiving, you're more than likely to find a spot close by around 6pm (and it's free!). It's crazy popular during their happy hour, so make sure to go a little bit earlier to stake out seats. When we arrived at 6pm, there were NO seats, so we had to be those weirdos standing uncomfortably close to a table that looked like they were about to be done. I have no shame in asking people if they're about to leave (hangry is real). The tables are dirty, the servers are hipsters, and the crowd is pretty much the combination of the two - but for the wings, totally worth it. We ordered 40 wings, 10 of each flavor and their crab tots as well. Note, that in order to get the wings for 25 cents, you have to order $4 worth of drinks or something like that. I can't remember which flavor i liked the best because they serve all 40 wings on the same plate, and all the flavors sort of meshed together. But I THINK i liked their sweet chilli the best and the buffalo flavor the least. Their crab tots are THE BEST. anyone who loves tots (or food for that matter) should definitely order these tots. read more

Teeth - Crab tots! - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

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Tots! Tots! Tots! You heard me. It's all about the tots. What kind of place serves potato tots? A pretty awesome place, that's what. Ok, so I came here with a few friends after a day of wandering in the City (Pop-up lunch, North Beach festival, and bar hopping), so I was pretty tired by the end, and I couldn't be my usual glutinous self. I need to come back and try their drinks. However, I did have some of their very delicious food. I mostly consumed the "a la Mayhem" potato tots. Oh my, caramelized onions, Russian dressing, and cheese...this thing melted in my mouth like a little bit of heaven. This portion was huge! I also ordered two sliders. These were very plain--just cheese, meat, and bun, but can you really complain for $4? There wasn't even dressing on it. I've definitely had better sliders elsewhere, so I wouldn't recommend them. Lastly, the space is pretty fantastic. Nice interior! No sticky floors (it was about 7pm, so maybe it was cleaner than usual). Nice location in the Mission, right next door to Cha Cha Cha and not too far off from the BART station. This is definitely the spot for the munchies and eccentricities in the low-key Mission! read more

Once you visit Wing Wednesdays for the first time here, your idea of the perfect Wednesday night will be changed... forever. It gets super packed once the $0.25 wings deal starts, so get here ASAP, or even chill here a little before to snag a table. The patio area in the back is nice and spacious... took me awhile to discover that it even existed. Otherwise, time to be a table vulture. There are four types of wing flavors: Buffalo, BBQ, Habenero, and DEATH. My friend wanted to get six death wings but the waitresses warned him against it... good thing. Buffalo is my favorite, but my friend who likes BBQ wings says those are good too. The only thing is that all the flavors get thrown onto one platter, and I don't like my Buffalo wings touching the BBQ ones. Especially when we're sitting outside with minimal lighting, it's hard to tell which is which. To get the $0.25 wings deal, you have to purchase two drinks, which you were going to have anyways, right? In terms of drinks specials, Happy Hour is from 4pm to 7pm with $3 Bottled Beers and $4 Well Drinks. And now you know the optimal time to eat here. Towards the end of our night, we ordered the Totchos ($7) which were surprisingly good. As the name implies, they are nachos with cheese, jalapenos, salsa, pico de gallo, guacamole, and sour cream... but with tater tots instead of tortilla chips. What a great way to end a night of bonding with friends. read more

Review for Wednesdays: TWENTY FIVE CENT WINGS!!! Came with 2 other guys and got 50 wings and a few drinks. We could probably have eaten more, but 50 seemed to satiate us. We only got the Habenero, Buffalo, and Plain wings, and we all agreed that the Habenero were the tastiest. However, I do recommend getting some of each type so you don't get sick of one or the other (except for death, but more on that later). Anyways, the indoor seating is pretty limited, but there's a lot of outdoor seating. If you get there before 6pm, you'll probably be able to get an outdoor table. The indoor tables were gone before 5:15 though. The wings come out lightning fast when we ordered. Probably in 5 minutes or less. We got a whole cup of blue cheese dressing with it and some celery sticks, but none of us liked celery, yuck. The Buffalo wings were average, but the plain were pretty tasty and slightly sweet. The Habenero were sweet and spicy, but you just couldnt stop. They reminded me of a spicier version of asian chicken wings in that sweet and spicy sauce. Didn't have the chance to try the BBQ flavor The death wings. Oh god the death wings. The girls who were sitting next to us offered us some of their death wings (they got like 4 and didn't eat any of them), so we manned up and tried one. Oh. My. God. The death wings brought us tears of "joy" when they graced our tongues, and we couldn't taste anything but hot for a few minutes after the unfortunate exposure. I didn't get a chance to ask how many scovilles the deathwing sauce was, but it was VERY hot. I'm very glad I didn't try it the first time they offered it to us before we ate our other wings. The wings were average, but for .25 who can complain. The drinks are cheap. $3 PBRs, $4 other beer etc. This place looked great for large groups. I will definitely be coming back here, and maybe someone will even take another stab at the unholy death wing. read more

Teeth - Wings! - Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

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TOTS!!! Did that get your attention? LOL. Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is awesome. So my buddies and I are off to another Yelp! mission and check out this joint in the mission and I'm like...where are we going? So as we get to the place and I start to wonder what am I getting myself into? The place is decked out in, I don't even know how to describe it, like half mannequins that are see through with lights, kind of like, I don't even know, you have to see for yourself. But anyway we order the Tater tots sampler, the lamb burger and some other burger, I don't even remember, but the TOTS!!! I was focused on the tots lol. This review is totally on the Tots sorry. *Tatchos- is like nachos, but with tater tots instead of the chips, so like tater tots with salsa and gucamole and sour cream, OMG, effin awesome. *Sweet Potato Tots - were delish. *Truffle tots - tater tots cooked in truffle oil. score! I think every tater tot should only be fried with truffle oil, it's like the law. There you have it fellow Yelpers! Tater tots everyway possible. Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, you're definitely good in my book. read more

WING WEDNESDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never been here other than on Wednesdays because IT'S 25 CENTS FOR A WING... TWENTY FIVE CENTS!! Let me do the math for you: 100 wings = $25 80 wings = $20 60 wings = $15 ... only got $5 in your pocket? THAT'S 20 WINGS! (disclaimer) Of course every marketing scheme has it's catch to it. There is a 2 drink minimum per order. Now what "per order" means, I don't really know, it's up to the bartender there. For reference, we bought 100 wings (of course) and we had to order 5 drinks. The thing I don't like as much about this joint is that it is way too dark and way too loud in here. It feels as if it is a club-like scenario, not really digging that. But still love this place. Gem in the mission. read more

Ok, I've been here a few times; Wednesdays for their wings, awesome, and random days for their tots, amazing. My friend and I came here to meet up her friend. We walked in and he was no where in sight. 15 minutes later and still no response, wtf? Did her friend just ghost her? Unbeknownst to us AND what makes this place even cooler is the back outdoor area! And there they sat, a group of average looking firefighters having a good time enjoying their vodka tonics or whatever. There's a whole section outside with lots of tables and chairs and benches, and a tv. If you see a server walking around collecting dishes, don't wave her down to place an order, do it at the bar. Regular Tots- good Truffle Tots- OMFG GET IN MY MOUTH good. Nice area to chill, good service. Will definitely come back. read more

I organized a large daytime group event in Teeth's back patio and the whole experience was fantastic! The outdoor space was great; it had heat lamps and lots of different types of tables that promoted small group interactions, plus a TV that we were able to connect to a computer to jointly watch a livestream. The staff were super helpful day-of and answered all my questions in the run up to the event, and the food and drinks were delicious! The bartender put together a cocktail that could be made virgin or spiked, and gave it a name relevant to our group -- everyone was stoked to have a "signature cocktail!" Would highly recommend Teeth to anyone looking to gather a group outdoors, day or night. read more

Pros: loud Bass and good hip hop and Bay Area Music especially for an SF native like me. Why I will never go there again? I bought a drink at last call I was literally forced to leave within two to three minutes after that. We spent good money on lots of drinks during our time here and made no trouble whatsoever. They treated us like we were nothing. The security guard kept saying they want to go home to their kids when it was literally 1:43am. I went to use the bathroom because we spent money here and we were patrons and I should be able to use the bathroom in a bar before I leave when it's way before 2 a.m.. On my way out they said I'll never be back the owners don't want me there and they called me a wh*re!? Disgusting... my boyfriend never wants to spend a dollar there ever again. Pro tip teeth SF... Bars like you come and go SF natives like me spend my money where I'm treated like a normal person. read more

Julia? Julie? Juliet? The young woman with a cute bob-ish haircut handled my large group very well. A gaggle of girls celebrating a birthday can be a bit intimidating, but she knew how to entertain and take care of business. Um, the chocolate cake shot was pretty amazing. Try it. Trust me. read more

This is probably my favorite spot in the Mission now and it could easily be yours if you check it out on a Wednesday night. You can never go wrong with 25 cent wings. It's like getting free T-shirts--it never gets played out. The wings weren't puny either, so damn. You must get the Tot-chos and try all the chicken flavors. If you're curious about the Death flavor but don't want 4 of them (you must order at least 4 per flavor), you can get the Death sauce on the side--beware though. As far as drinks, they got a decent amount of taps which include Fernet and Jameson--interesting. I like how they serve beer in mason jars. Great atmosphere and service. As one might expect, it gets packed so come early and catch Happy Hour from 5:00PM-7:00PM. I like how there's a patio in the back. It would be nice if there were a bar and some TV's out there also. This is where you need to be for hump day. read more

My friends and I were wandering the Mission this morning, looking for a brunch venue that didn't have too long of a wait. After a couple of strikes, I turned to my trusted list of Yelp bookmarks and found Teeth SF. I don't remember when I bookmarked it, but I'm glad I did because this was a good find. From other reviews, Teeth looks like it's usually hopping but for whatever reason we were able to snag seats pretty easily around noon. Sunday brunch calls for bottomless mimosas and Teeth delivered. For $15, we got some of the strongest bottomless mimosas I ever had. Two mimosas in and I was definitely having a good Sunday. At one point, the waitress told us that since the establishment was responsible for our safety after we left the venue, she had to start pacing us to keep us from getting too drunk. Is that an actual law or were they just budgeting us? Anyways, on top of the mimosas we got a round of bbq wings to share and I ordered myself some crab cake benedicts. The benedict was good and the crab cake was all right, but the tots that came with them were fantastic. Tots- you da real MVP! I noticed an outdoor patio as well, but it was rainy outside so we stayed indoors with everybody else with the football game playing on the TV. Quiet cozy, mostly delicoius, and definitely boozy. read more