After walking 20,000 steps around DC, our last stop was going to be We the Pizza. We did get a bit lost on our way and by the time we arrived we were famished. We all said "it better be worth it" and it was. It was a nice day so we grabbed a table outside and then went in to order. I love the fact that you can order by the gigantic slice. That way you can try a couple of different kinds and they heat the slices up individually. It was a nice place to enjoy a beer, some great pizza and people watch. read more

We, The Pizza - the outside of a restaurant - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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We the Pizza of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect pie, establish pepperoni, insure mushrooms, provide for the common taste bud, promote the general cheesiness, and secure the Blessings of thin crust to ourselves and our satiety, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Pizza. Am I the first person to make this lame joke? Anyway, food from 'We, The Pizza' is good times without a doubt. The pizza combinations can be unique and fun but even their basics are deliciously fine. I can confidently say that the cheesy glory you can consume here will be immensely satisfying, especially with a beer. It might not be the best pizza ever, but with the US government constitution theme and high quality of ingredients, your pizza craving will be satisfied and then some. I recommend the white pie or the pepperoni sausage. You just can't go wrong! read more

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Lives up to the hype. The pizza was good. The Italian sodas were excellent. The staff is friendly. The music is perfect. Great place all around. We got a large pizza, 1/2 combo and 1/2 shroom forest. Both were so good. Our only regret was not getting two pizzas. I tried the sour cherry Italian soda which was awesome. I would definitely read more

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This pizza-by-the slice restaurant is our favorite. The staff is friendly and each pizza we have tried has been delicious! I recommend the Greek and the BBQ Chicken. read more

Pizza yummy and options abound. Plenty of seating. Salad was fresh. Price was reasonable. $26 for a large pizza that fed 1 adult and 3 kids. $60 with salad and drinks. read more

We've been hearing about this place for a while now from different folks over on the socials. Actually walked by a few months back but never went in. Today was finally the day to try it! Clean inside, outside seating as well. Cool open ceiling, large selection of premade pies as well as custom and a good variety of their own premium varieties. They even have a full on vegan sicilian pie that looked delicious! TONS of veggies on it NO CHEESE! Did not try this time but will have to try the next time. As a family we had a large salad (enough for us all to have a little side salad serving there's 2 adults and 3 kids), slice of pepperoni and a large We the Pizza Supreme. DELICIOUS! Crust was perfect, toppings were plentiful, sauce perfect amount and flavor. Same with the cheese, not too greasy not too much. Craft soda and beer available as well as fountain soda and water. We will be back for sure! If you are like me and have heard of this place, walked by it and never stopped in do your self a favor next time you're near Chrystal City stop in and grab a slice or a pie! read more

Known for their pizza's... don't Sleep on their Salads. Delish! Ordered the large Caesar w/ chicken which serves 4-6 ppl for $28. The portion size and toppings were well worth the price. The salad was crisp and fresh. read more

We, The Pizza - Yum! - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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Ordered takeout by uber eats. Pizza was delicious. Also ordered a specialty soda of homemade lychee and rose water?....they need to bottle this and sell it, it was so GOOD! Wings were delicious: asked for sauce on the side but they came sauced. We were lucky we liked the sauce, but they should've followed the order, especially if it's an option when ordering. Otherwise, it was great. Large pizza to me seemed like a medium on first glance but I'm from the land of pizza (NYC). 2 slices were so filling, I was glad it wasn't any larger. Ingredients fresh. We would've ordered again but ran out of time with out trip. read more

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This was catered for my work. The pizza was good, better than the average chain. It was a softer slice, which might be a problem for some, but I enjoy this type. It was so good, I had to take a bite of the pepperoni slice before I snapped a pic. The pepperoni was better than at chains too, not too greasy and nicely thin. Would order from again! read more

We, The Pizza - Two slices of veggie pizza and a bitten pepperoni - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Order was ready pretty quickly and pizza was okay. Hard to understand why plain cheese costs the same as meat toppings. I'd never seen more pepperoni on a pizza before read more

The pizza is amazing! I got The Butcher's Block pizza and the Capitol Supreme! The employees are very nice and helping in helping me decide which one of their homemade drinks I wanted to get. There was plenty of seating indoors and the tables were cleaned. read more

Best pizza in DC? Probably. If New York is your thing this place is tasty. Crispy crust and a slightly sweet tangy sauce and the cheese ? Wow! read more

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Delicious local pizza! Wide variety of pizzas and toppings. Easy online ordering -- pickup or delivery. On the pricier end, but we'll worth it. read more

We, The Pizza - Margherita Burrata - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Ordered a supreme pizza, so came with everything, and it was pretty good. Nothing amazing but hit the late night craving for heavy greasy pizza. Had a weird delivery experience though: ordered online but then got no updates on the food beyond "order is being prepared". After passing the original delivery estimate we called the place and they told us it was about to go out. We called back later for an update and they seemed angry, despite us not having any other way to track the order. When it was finally delivered the pizza was pretty smushed, as if turned over on its side. Still enjoyed it though ‍ read more

We, The Pizza - Pizza box - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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The bathroom experience was very standard. It had no smell and the soap was generic, My only complaint was the wet floor and the dirty sink. read more

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We stopped here for lunch one day while in DC. This was highly reviewed on Yelp. It did not disappoint. We got a table outside on a very nice day. Of note, there is a liquor store a few store fronts down the way. Although I have been disappointed in the past with slices, we ordered slices. Everyone got something different. I got the Hawaiian and the all meat. They were great. They had a whole section upstairs where we could have sat, but we were good outside. The place was nice and clean. The staff was nice and helpful. My kids say this was the best pizza we had in DC, I am gonna have to agree. I would go back. read more

I hate to give a place during covid such a low review, but it's really reflective of the food. We ordered three slices of cheese slice, white slice, and ultimate cheese slice. (To test out the different pizzas). And also wings in case we needed some back up food. So the food arrived in a surprisingly short amount of time (like 45 min early). Upon arrival, the pizza was cold, but the wings were warm. I threw the slices in the oven to nuke them. Wings were okay but lacked flavor and were greasy. Pizza was edible after coming out of the oven, but nothing to write home about. It seemed like they'd been sitting out for hours and weren't even warmed up to be sent out. The flavor for three different slices also wasn't great. They literally all tasted the same except a slight variation because the white slice had ricotta. I ordered here because they had such high reviews while making pizzas for the guard, but I'd have pause to try them again. read more

We, The Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

We stopped by for the gluten free pizza unfortunately my wife can't eat tomatoes so the gluten free options actually don't work for her. However, the staff went above and beyond to accommodate us and made a special pizza just for us. read more

We, The Pizza - Olive oil and garlic based Forrest pizza. - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

We, The Pizza is our favorite pizza takeout on Capitol Hill. The Butcher Block has all the meats. If you like bacon, you are going to like this pie. It's delicious. The White Pie is our other favorite. This pizza finally converted me to a believer -- indeed, a pizza can be tasty and delicious without red tomato sauce on it. Other runners up for our favorite We, The Pizza pies are the Butternut Squash Pizza, Colletti's Notorious BBQ (It has crispy onions on it!), and Forest Shroomin'. They are all pretty good. Our one disappointment has been the garlic knots. They just aren't very good and they don't give you nearly enough sauce for them. read more

We, The Pizza - Pizza Night! - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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Never have I wanted to take a can of tomato sauce out of my fridge, heat it on the stove, and layer it over a pizza I paid about $40 for (with delivery fees and tip) and re-bake it, as when I've ordered from here. I had to double check the menu description of the Capitol supreme to make sure it listed sauce as an ingredient... I estimate the composition to be 68% cheese 32% bread read more

We, The Pizza - Toppings removed for effect - this pizza is so white (and sauce less) it should be a member of the Proud Boys. - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

You got a big fan, right here! This place is phenomenal. I heard fantastic things from others and had to check it out myself. When we got there, the line was almost out the door... so I knew it had to be pretty good. We waited in line for about 10 minutes and then waited another 20 for our food... which was a bit disappointing. Thank god it was a nice day and we could sit outside because there are not a lot of seats and the first floor had no AC- so it was hot as all hell. The pizza is laid out so you can pick and choose what slices you want. We got the Butchers Block and the Buffalo Chicken- both were fantastic. At only $4.50 a slice, it's quite a deal! read more

We, The Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

The servers are always so kind and swift. I enjoy walking down the street and eating some of the best slices of pizza that are less than 5 bucks each. I always get pepperoni and alternate the other flavors. This time i got the spinach and it was tasty but it was so dry after it cooled off. My pepperoni slice was great but you can't mess up pepperoni, right?! The made-by-order drinks were so fun to watch them make and even more so to drink. I love when eateries have unique features. I got the strawberry lemonade rendition of their drink. I definitely will return just probably won't get the spinach again. Sucks though because I love any veggie that's green. Keep up the good work. read more

We, The Pizza - Outdoor patio, pizza, and fresh made drinks! - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Im more of purist when its comes to pizza. This place had too many options as most the pizza looked like its been sitting out for hours. Service was lacking a bit. We stood around the register for a few mins before someone came to ask if we're ready to order. Got a margarita and spicy Sicilian slice. Ate outside right after the reheat. Both slices were still room temp/cold. The margarita crust was under cooked (doughy), barely any mozz and the sauce was way too salty. The Sicilian dough here is pretty good, more authentic than most places. Again the sauce was too salty, barely any cheese, but had a nice spicy kick with a good crunch. Neither slice was balanced between sauce n cheese. Both slices were still fairly cold even after reheat. For the price the quality is lacking. Neither slice was good enough that I would come back for another. read more

While here with my National Guard unit they delivered pizzas to us. Excellent service, amazing pizza, great place. Just had the standard pepperoni, sauce was plentiful and delicious, crust was soft, and the cheese was a great mix with the sauce. Definitely will come back when in DC read more

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Bathroom was immaculate only hand dry blower though. Pizza was good with large variety of selections. Cookie chocolate chip was good as well but not warm at all. Slightly greasy though. Very very cute interior which was clean w a lot of seating. Very impressive for a pizza joint. Service was ok. Slightly hard to communicate with. read more

We, The Pizza - Butcher Block Slice - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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My order was not only 45 minutes late but the delivery driver left our pizza in the alley on the ground. The app said delivered. Skeptically we looked on the porch. Nothing. My son had the idea that maybe they left it in the alley. We scoffed of course because who would leave a pizza delivery on the ground, in an alley. Lo and behold he looked and there it was. Covered in ants. They were nice enough to discount out any covered pizza by half. Which did me no good when I had to order from another pizza place. Never again. read more

The place has really gone downhill There are a lot of Great pies in this town so sometimes it comes down to service and when the manager lies to you find a Great Pie with Great Service! I'll update this review when I find a Pie that don't lie! My order was I complete the We The Pizza driver did not speak English. When I called We The Pizza I was lied to about my order. I waited 21/2 hours and I called back. I still don't have my food -some guy calling himself Kevin put me on hold so while I waited I wrote this review. When I called back the coward wouldn't even come to the phone read more

The cheese pizza was a little hard to eat with my braces (I probably shouldn't of ate it anyway) but it was great! The green leaves on the top (It might have been parsley but I'm not sure) were a little weird so I took them off. (I'm a picky eater) We also got garlic knots and they tasted slightly funny. I would go there again but I will probably never have the chance to go to D.C again. :( read more

We ordered a large pizza, half Forest Shroomin' Pie and the other half was a Spicy Pepperoni Pie. I didn't have the Spicy Pepperoni Pie but the Forest Shroomin' Pie was amazing! So much flavor and a great amount of toppings and cheese! Colletti's Notorious BBQ Pie also looked really good! You can order by the slice or pie. So many great options! read more

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I was looking for a late night bite that delivers and came across We, The Pizza. Even though the reviews were mediocre, I ended up ordering from here because it was one of the few places still open. I ordered from their website (which has a $18 minimum before delivery fee), so I mixed​ and matched different slices. Let me tell you, their Colletti's BBQ and Forest Shroomin slices are BOMB. Each bite was heavenly in their own way. The BBQ slice was crispy and flavorful. The Shroom slice had a strong truffle taste. My friend from back in NY saw photos of the slices and wanted me to bring some back. In fact, I'm drooling right now as I'm typing up my Yelp review, just thinking about these slices! I wanted to try the White slice as well, but unfortunately they ran out both times I tried. Their Savory Roasted Garlic Knots which was pretty delicious as well, especially with the included marinara sauce. The knots were a bit too oily for me though. Overall I'm glad I found this spot and it is now on my must-go list the next time I visit DC! TLDR - Get the Colletti's BBQ and Forest Shroomin slices!!!! read more

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Hard to find a good pizza spot, and We the Pizza carries good quantity, amazing quality and overall fantastic pizza and sides. It is not greasy and the ingredients are fresh. Been coming here since 2011, and it is a go-to spot. The wings are really good as well - lots of meat on the bone. Get the siracha hot and honey sauce! read more

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the pizza is very hard, yucky, and the cheese was nasty. the orange Fanta was clear. They served ice cream but it was too hard to eat.

Good grief. Buffalo chicken slice was cardboard, stale, vomitous. Was this really chicken? read more

We, The Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Nasty, unhygienic, objectively bad pizza with terrible service to boot. This is a fast casual place, with emphasis on the casual because the service took forever to bring up our order. We used to come here any time we had family in town visiting the mall, but we'll be going to eastern market from now on. read more

The Pizza was delicious and the slices were gigantic!! They have traditional toppings and some gourmet toppings as well. The customer service was excellent! We were not aware that this location was a pickup place only, but there were tables outside to enjoy our pizza and chat with our family. Highly recommend this pizza for flavor, good value and the crust consistency. They also have a sit-down restaurant near the Capitol, but we didn't have time to travel there before they closed. read more

If you want pizza options this is your spot!! Tons of variety of pizza! Crispy crust, they heat it up by slice. Crust is a little too dry for my liking. Takes about 5 min wait for them to reheat. Staff was super friendly. And my white pizza was great. They have outdoor seating too which is nice. read more

We, The Pizza - White Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

I want to love we, the pizza more. And honestly, there's something very comforting about seeing these pizzas wheeled in for a late night session on the Hill. But my typical We, The Pizza experience involves visiting the shop itself and ordering a slice or two. There are always several pizza options, though they do vary in quality. Honestly, i find myself gravitating to the ham and pineapple pizza more and more (stop with the nonsense that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza; it makes a perfectly reasonable topping) as well as the Greek pie. The veg Sicilian is a great standby. But I've been let down too many times by the allure of the Forest Shroomin slice and my tastebud hearts have been broken by the buffalo chicken pie. They look so great but the character is lacking, and the Forest Shroomin in particular always manages to be really dry. So why three stars for a place where there are reasonable slices as long as you know what to order, alongside a more creative drink menu than your average pizzeria? Frankly, it's the atmosphere. You know how you can walk into some pizzerias or delis, and the air just feels friendly and inviting? Not so at the Capitol Hill location. Nobody is outright hostile or rude, but it feels like most staff are just going through the motions (and this was true pre-pandemic as well). I mean, it's a pizzeria, so some of that is to be expected, but there are other similar places that just have a warmer ambience. On the plus side, there is a pretty decent amount of seating indoors for when it is safe, covid-wise, to do so - check upstairs for tables. And slices here won't break the bank, though try to do the whole pie thing only when your boss is picking up the tab. read more

3.5 stars seems right. They offer a big variety of by the slice options as well as full pies, many with interesting ingredients. I got a slice of the Forrest Shroomin' and I appreciated the strong truffle flavor, but it fundamentally felt a bit overcooked to me. This is a common problem in by-the-slice places, and if you usually don't mind that overly crispy crust and slightly wilted toppings, you won't mind here either. That said, it's a cheap and quick lunch. My slice was ready in just a few minutes and there's plentiful seating (including outdoor seating). Not a bad option if you're on the run, but there's definitely better pizza options in the city. read more

Pretty good NYC-slices for a non-NYC location! My favorite slices are the Buffalo Chicken and White Pie! (I'm a huge fan of ricotta). You order your slices at the register and they give you a beeper and heat up your slices for here or to go in about 2 minutes! There is a lot of seating up stairs and outside and the pizza slices themselves are actually fairly large. I'm a fan! read more

We, The Pizza - Bbq Buffalo Chicken Pie slice and White Pie slice - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

I have been reluctant to come to We, the Pizza. DC has a really weak pizza scene, but I think this place is the best option for pizza in the city. The crust is crunchy with a great texture, and they pack on the toppings. The White pizza ($5) was fantastic, and I can't wait to try more pizzas. There are lots of different topping options for $5, and the plain cheese slice is slightly less expensive. They also seemed to have homemade sodas. I'm looking forward to returning soon! read more

We, The Pizza - White Slice... $5 w tax - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia