Let me start off by saying, I haven't written a review for a restaurant, or any establishment, in quite some time. And more recently I feel that to give a restaurant a bad review during this trying time would be like kicking someone when they're down. But after taking my beautiful wife's advice of reading some other reviews of this place and feeling that said beautiful wife could have made a much better, tastier and less expensive meal at home, I'm compelled to leave a most unflattering review.
So I noticed in another review that this isn't some hole in the wall place. Well they're wrong. It literally is some hole in the wall place. Sandwiched between a Mexican hole in the wall place an ice cream hole in the wall place in a strip mall of other hole in the wall places. It's small and I can't imagine there being seating for more than 25 people if that.
Now keep in mind I haven't had any kind of Chinese food, good or bad, outside of the home made "stir fry" and steam rice my wife made last night, in over 2 months!! So my senses were a bit off. Red flags that would have been spotted right away were not. Like no smell of delicious food being made or a line or several people waiting for their order or the flies. And most importantly, I didn't check Yelp! I read a couple of reviews on Google and saw a 4.2 rating and decided to go for it. Mistake. Big mistake.
So what did I order? Dumplings. I was asked, fried or steamed. Fried was my choice (Remember that for later). Fried salt and pepper calamari. I was asked, spicy or not. I chose not. This my be the only correct/factual part of this entire order other than it being "to go" but that's a gimme under these current circumstances. BBQ pork with snow peas. A classic go to for me.....yeah. Garlic noodles with chicken. Again a safe bet. And finally, House Special Beef Steak. Special in a different way. So that's what I ordered. Will that be what I get? Let's read some more and find out....
So I order at the location and was told 10 to 15 minutes. 9 minutes later it was done. All packed and hot! With a faint aroma coming from the bag. How much for this feast? 63 bucks! Not counting tip. At this point I think Instacart might be onto something with that whole changing/canceling the tip thing. Anyway, yeah over 70 bucks.
Now we're home, about 6 minutes from the restaurant. Start opening containers and it's at this point that it all starts to click. One container after another. Remember those "fried" dumplings? They were steamed and then light sauteed on one side. Then tossed into a container where they became one big soggy dumpling. They ripped apart as we tried to serve them. Fried. Sure. Then came the "fried" salt and pepper calamari. Maybe fried means something else in Chinese?? Because these were not fried or crispy or whatever, they were wet and buried in diced onions and celery. They was maybe 5 or 6 rings and a container of vegetables. Which brings me to my next dish. BBQ Pork with snow peas or should I say, Snow Peas with BBQ pork. Much like the calamari, this dish was wet and mostly snow peas. The BBQ pork itself, when you found it, was no prize either. For something so covered in moisture it was extremely dry and this next phrase is basically the key phrase for this entire meal, which still has two more dishes to come, bland and tasteless. Very blah. Garlic noodles with chicken. These noodles were unusually thick like udon noodles and covered in a sauce that contained garlic seasoning. And weird pieces of chicken. It was so, so. And last but not least, and I truly mean that because of all the dishes it was the most plentiful. Full of beef chunks and bell peppers, mushrooms, onions and a very thick gravy. This would have been the highlight. The piece de resistance! The savior of the entire meal!! If only it had flavor...wah-wah-waaaaahhhh Yeah everything lacked flavor. I appreciate that none of the food was salty but it also lacked any other conventional spices. Maybe a dash of pepper here and there but that's it.
I've had Chinese food from coast to coast and places in between. This is by far the worst of them all. That includes a place in Alabama. I would have had a much more satisfying meal up the street from the Hong Kong Express fast food to go for about a quarter of the price. On a high note, my wife said she would definitely go back for the canned Coke. It was cold and delicious. Also, plenty of condiments and napkins.
So there you have it. This place sucks. Never again. Thank you and good night! read more