So if your favourite player scored an OG
And your fave cafe's out of Bulgogi
I have some good news
That will lessen your blues
They have Creme Brulee Tea at Moge!
Moge is a brand new chain, and this was the first one I ever tried... and it was spectacular. I prefer some of the new locations in Manhattan with different owners. This location has the same owner as Manhattan's Canal St location... they're iffy about making off-menu drinks (read: they won't, at all), and service (from some) can be abrupt and tetchy AF.
Let's do a rap before I explain further:
If you are the lock, I have the KEY
If you're Anthony Kaedis, I am FLEA
And unlike freedom, this isn't FREE
So come get Boba from MOGE TEE!
If you are Edam, I'll be BRIE
If you're the princess, I'm the PEA
If you want sausage, I'll bring the D
But if you want Boba, try MOGE TEE!
I ran here so fast, I blew out my KNEE
It hurt so bad, like an EMERGENCY
But I said no, don't call the EMT
Just take me for Boba at MOGE TEE!
If you're Dr. Watson, it's ELEMENTARY
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it the THREE?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to PEE
And if you need Boba, go to MOGE TEE!
If you're on Kayak, I'm TRAVELOCITY
If you're Siouxsie Sioux, then I'm the BANSHEE
If you're the Titanic, then I'll be the DEBRIS
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS
If you're running for election, I'm an ABSENTEE
If you're in Somalia, I'm DJIBOUTI
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm TOMMY LEE
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're a WANNABE
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE
So float like a butterfly down to MOGE TEE!
If I'm a sports better, you're the BRIBED REFEREE
If you're Charlie Brown, then I'm SNOOPY
If I'm JWoww, then you're SNOOKI
If I'm your husband, then you're my TROPHY
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY
As for Barbie, she's out looking for the BBC
Hopefully she'll call me and she'll share them with ME
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC
That's a pretty average night at house of FOX E & BARBIE
And yes I'm very proud that we're both LGBT
But there is nothing average about drinks at MOGE TEE!
WHAT!
Moge - it's such a quandary. They have some spectacular products and some really bad service and policies. Last time I came to Queens I noticed there were a few service issues, but they were really nice to me. My trip to Manhattan was similar. Second time, the Manhattan trip was a bit of a nightmare and ended in someone being pretty rude to me and standoffish.
Things didn't go quite as badly in Queens, but I could sense the same mentality and I think the same guy was here. This couple owns both locations and they really need to learn about customer service. Great products though. The East Village location - different owners - are infinitely friendlier.
I also don't like the military theme of the colouring, but Barbie does - she loves to wear military stuff and get with military boys. She's such an evil bad b**ch. Still, their products are pretty spectacular. The Creme Brulee milk tea was absolutely yummy although nothing is ever quite as good the second time, and second time around I realized it wasn't the best I ever had, but that might be because I was a little put off by the difficulty of getting the products I wanted.
So basically they won't make anything off menu and they tell you that the reason why is because it's not going to taste good. The thing is - I don't like the taste of green tea and I love everything with black tea pretty much so they don't know what they're talking about - it's patronising and it's infuriating and it gets old very quickly. They're looking at me as an outsider and assuming that I don't know what the f*** I want. Whatever. I still have to give them 5 stars for amazing tasting products - some of the best Boba in Flushing, no less. But the attitudes at Yi Fang, Mi Tea and Teas Me Dear are vastly superior.
Do you remember Kool Moe-Dee?
Did you study nursing at Boces?
If neither are true
Then this Boba's for you
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