Went here for lunch one day thanks to the suggestion of my Uber driver. Awesome food and good prices. The diner had a great atmosphere too. Plus kid friendly. read more

Has the vibe of a dive bar/greasy spoon. Good food, decent portions and friendly staff. Solid place for breakfast.

Came mid morning on a Saturday, was greeted and asked to wait not blocking the door or entrance to bar, but there isn't really anywhere else to wait. Told wait was about 15-20 minutes. After about 5 more minutes another server told us that that there was a 40 minute wait for food. Menus were dropped, in needed of a good cleaning but the coffee was decent and server made sure our water glasses stayed full. When she pressured us to order, she mentioned food would take 40 minutes. Ended up waiting an hour. Portions are large, restaurant is busy and loud, floors are still greasy and slightly hazardous. Would I go there again, maybe. Is it iconic Spokane eats, definitely not for breakfast read more

I came here for brunch the other day and the service was great, food was great, and the drinks were great. I had a mudslide on the rocks and French toast. My aunt had a spicy Bloody Mary and omelette. Everything was fantastic. I highly recommend giving this place a try! read more

Used to come here many years ago with friends after a long night of hanging out. First time back in several years and the food is still just as good as I remember. I had a bacon and cheddar omelette with extra crispy hashbrowns. The bacon was cooked perfectly. Not overly greasy or heavy. We got seated quickly but the wait for our food was a little long. The server communicated with us about it though so that definitely helps! Look forward to our next visit. read more

Great food. We had the French toast combo and the eggs Benedict. Both were really good. The service was very good too. The restaurant itself needs some help. It's dark and a little worn out. The restrooms were gross but useable. The location was within walking distance of many of the down town hotels. The prices are reasonable except for the chocolate milk that ran three fifty. I'd go bad knowing that I should steer clear of the bathrooms. read more

I realized that it has been over two years and decided to update my review.... Yes, I am somewhat of a regular...I'll admit it...but if there is one thing that seems to be consistent...It's The Satellite. Great spot for lunch. I've sat on the bar side as well as the diner side. Service has always been good to outstanding. Food is always good. Breakfast is served anytime. Soups are homemade. Haven't had a bad item yet. Heck, even mix it up a bit. Get some pancakes to go along with your beer....they won't judge you, and it's actually not bad. Some of my go to items??? - The homemade soups, especially the lasagna soup on Wednesday - Grilled pesto and cheese - Any of the burgers - Breakfast sliders - Grilled ham and cheese - jalapeno bacon! - bacon chocolate chip cookies By yourself or with friends, the Satellite doesn't disappoint. read more

Delicious breakfast! Small so expect a wait on Sunday morning but the food and service were really good.

Found this place via Yelp after arriving in Spokane late one night. The Satellite Diner was the perfect place for a late night meal and the provided a great local atmosphere. I ordered biscuits & gravy with eggs, bacon and hash browns and the meal was great. They also have great coffee served up in Satellite Diner branded mugs which they also sell. Perfect late night hang out and great place to check out the locals. read more

The Satellite Diner - Biscuits & Gravy w/ Eggs, Bacon and Hash Browns - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Spokane, Washington

Longest I've ever had to wait for food. We came in and were told to sit anywhere which shows they weren't really too busy lots of empty tables. We ordered an appetizer and dinner and 45 minutes past and our waitress came over and said our tickets are just about to be up and then 20 minutes passed she came back and said only two tickets then it's ours. We waited another half hour and still nothing so my gf went and asked her if we can just cancel it and go and she said yes there is still a couple more tickets before ours as if she didn't say that a half hour ago. So we sat there for almost 2 hours and no one even refilled our waters. Just wish they would tell people if the kitchen is super backed up so we could've known. read more

The food was good and what to be expected at a dinner. The satire is a good option for late night dining if you can get past the profiling bouncer that tackles customers to see their ID. read more

Looking for a tasty fast breakfast option in Spokane? Look no further than Satellite. We walked here from our hotel nearby for an early morning, courtesy of our early rising toddler, breakfast. Breakfast can be a tough meal out for little ones so I was pleased to find they had crayons and placemats at the ready. Service was friendly, quick and efficient and the toddler pancakes were served with a blueberry smiley face - a sure hit with the younger crowd. There are tons of the typical breakfast options on the menu from eggs to pancakes to oatmeal. I had an omelette with bacon and cheese which was a huge portion and really good. The hash browns could have been crispier. But otherwise this is a good choice for breakfast. read more

The Satellite Diner - Bacon and cheese omelette with hash browns and English muffin. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Spokane, Washington

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I'm visiting for work and saw this diner was rated well. As soon as you walk in either the cook or waitress says hi. There is a very local vibe to this restaurant, which I loved! The waitress, Jill, was so friendly and seemed to really enjoy her job. Also, she was the only waitress on and absolutely killed it. She was running around and it seemed that not one person had to wait long. For breakfast I had a tomato and cheddar omelet...delicious! Would definitely come again. read more

The Satellite Diner - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Spokane, Washington

I appreciate a restaurant that serves late into the midnight hour. But, they are so popular, busy and crowded everytime I come that I just visit with the friends I came with and leave about 45 minutes later, which is about the time the staff come to take food orders. If you order drinks, that gets their attention 1st. But if you are underage, or order only a fountain drink you will barely get any attention by the staff. I've come here with friends 7 or 8 times over three years and it has never been any different. I have yet to try the food. I don't know how long I would have to occupy a seat to eat. It's pretty loud & a very social crowd. read more

Had two artery clogging breakfasts here while visiting friends in Spokane. Wow, just delicious fresh hot food straight off the grill. Staff is friendly and remembered us the second day. We had the eggs Benedict (excellent) and breakfast burrito (excellent) the first day and pancakes (very good) the second. But the best part was the stuffed hash browns (out of this world). They are to die for (and perhaps from)." Stuffed with deliciousness" the server told us and they were so good we had to take some to go for our friends. Must visit if you're in Spokane , in short walking distance of downtown- just spend 30 minutes on the treadmill first! read more

The Satellite Diner - Something delicious being cooked up in the grill! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Spokane, Washington

First time coming here.After hearing good things about this place. Waitress was super friendly and very courteous. Kitchen came out with my food pretty quickly. I will have to comeback again read more

We were in town visiting a friend at the hospital. Took her husband and small son to dinner. We mearly picked this place due to the great reviews. Not sure if we picked a bad time or if these reviews are from the late night drunks who like bad service and cold food. It was the 29th of October 2022. They didnt seem to busy but there was one lady waiting tables (we took into account they were short handed) As we walked into the door we were welcome with a big shout accross the diner "Seat yourself but its going to be at least an hour wait". Such a friendly tone too. We sat down at a table, patiently waiting. She brought us waters and walked away. So when she came back to take our order we asked if we could order drinks or if we had to go over to the bar to grab them. Once again welcomed with that friendly tone "it will be faster if you just go get them yourself". So we went next door and ordered our drinks and brought them back to our table super easy and fast. Bar staff was nice... When our food arrived everything was cold, I ordered a club sandwhich which is the only thing getting the 2 stars. We had a cold burger, cold fries, cold chicken fried steak and gravy. Not sure if we would ever go back. I can handle the wait, the rude waitress and the cold food but not all at once. read more

We have always been hesitant to bring the kiddos here, now I wish we would have done it sooner! The service is so fast and friendly, our waitress gushed about her kids which made us feel more comfortable. They made us feel like the kids were a priority instead of an annoyance. Thumbs up! A Sunday evening seemed like the best time to come back in the future based on the emptiness at that time. Food was at our table within 10 minutes and perfect! The food was of course hot just what we all had been had been craving and more! I would like to repeat our server was as sweet as they come. We haven't even left but we are already trying to plan our trip back. read more

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Just enjoyed lunch here. The quality was excellent. But I am not happy with paying for a small veggie sandwich and a cup salad for $15. The cost of vegatables are far less than meat. To charge the same is just not right. read more

What a dump! If i could rate it lower I would!! Sat at the dirty bar, placed our breakfast order and proceeded to wait 45 minutes. The bar tender was like, let me check on your order, it's got to be coming up soon. Nope! 4 tickets ahead of us still!! I mean, we ordered biscuits and gravy! How long could that possibly take????? They could have expedited our ticket and it would have been the right thing to do. As it is, we will NEVER come back to this disgusting dive. Filthy dirty! read more

Food was very good diner fare. Service was typical west coast slowness that would make an east coast patron angry.

perfect place for a date or just to go out with friends! family friendly too! great staff! average prices, but good food!

Tried to come in on my 21st birthday for breakfast and they wouldn't serve me. We left.

Piss poor service, rude staff, screwed up order. Don't waste your time or money eating here. read more

The Satellite Diner - Not as advertised French toast. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Spokane, Washington

Girls weekend for a birthday- we stopped here to grab a late breakfast. The four of us all ordered different dishes and sampled each other's. For diner food it was far above the norm. One of those dive diner special finds. Bloody Mary's and screwdrivers =tasty. But what stood out as exceptional was our waitress. She was fun and patient and gave us great recommendations for our weekend adventures. Good food. Good service. Good drinks. That a five star. read more

My girlfriend and I had a late night, (early morning) dining experience in celebration of the 2019 New Year. Our experience was exceptional, from the food we consumed to the service provided by Michelle and her witty attitude. Thank You, Satellite Diner and especially, Michelle for providing our first meal of 2019 in a delectable and pleasurable encounter! read more

Staying downtown for an overnight trip and remember loving the satellite when I lived here years ago, decided to see if it was still as good and towed my three kids down there hoping they wouldn't kick us out as soon as they saw 3 kids with only one adult! The staff was friendly and helpful! So glad we didn't order room service from the Davenport! This was soo much better and I love the atmosphere! The way the cook took time to make the kids pancakes into cool animals was the topping on the breakfast for me! Need to go back asap! read more

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Joined some friends for dinner. They ordered before us and got their food right away. One of my friends chicken sandwich barely had any chicken on it and was super dry. My boyfriend and I ordered a breakfast burrito and mozzarella sticks and waited near 40 minutes and then our waitress gave us our check before we received our food.... super strange experience for some abysmal food. Would not recommend. read more

Slowest service in Spokane. Based on the other reviews and overall rating, we were excited to try out The Satellite. However, after waiting over an hour for our simple meals, we weren't impressed. The wait time would maybe be tolerable if the food was worth the wait, but that wasn't the case here. The food was decent. Maybe it was a bad evening, but based on our experience, avoid at all costs. read more

Went up to the counter to order food and they told me to ask my bartender or server who walked right pass me. So left hungry. FML

The food is ok, but it really pisses me off that they don't accept a passport card as an ID. They don't give any good reason even though its a class A license. They where total dicks about it too... read more

Avoid this place if traveling. We thought it looked cool and would be nice but were treated very rudely . The waitress took our order and we waited for an hour and a half. When I asked where our order was she told me that they are serving 200 people and that I should be patient and that she would take care of my Bloody Mary for the extra long wait. After another 30 minutes our food still did not show and we had to leave. When we received our bill she said we still had to pay for our bloody Mary's bc we were rude and changed her mind!!! Unbelievably horrible service and that waitress clearly needs a day off... wish I had a nicer experience bc the city seems cool. read more

I've always enjoyed myself here! No complaints. I like beer battered fries and the burgers read more

The Satellite Diner - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Spokane, Washington

Great bacon chocolate chip cookies. Best beer battered fish and chips Ive ever had in my life* read more

The Satellite Diner - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Spokane, Washington

It takes a lot to frustrate me to the point I actually update a review from 5 stars to 1 stars within a few months. My husband works in the restaurant business so I understand those off nights where service may not be great or food may not he great but this instance was bad enough I likely wont be back which sucks because I've been ranting and raving everywhere how this place has the best burger in Spokane. Before I get too into it let me tell u we been back multiple times since the first review and have had multiple issues with service being slow and only one or two servers on during busy periods. Well it was insane tonight. We had to wait about 10 minutes for a menu, then didnt see anyone until right before our food came after the husband had been waiting for 20+ minutes for a refill. I got the same thing I got every other time I been here and this one was made completely different and burnt at that. I ended up giving 99% of my food to my husband who eats everything. After we got our food they DID come around and ask how it was but I didnt want to have to wait another 30 minutes for it to be remade. I thought that was the worst part until I go to the bathroom and they're completely out of TP. If we decide to give this place another chance and that is a HUGE if, it would either be during the day in hope they have better coverage or when we are too drunk to care about the wait or food quality read more

This was the only restaurant open when we arrived in town late at night and boy were we happy with this find. The food was really good and have been wanting to go back as soon as it's open again due to COVID restrictions. read more

The door guy is rude as heck. He should learn some customer service and how to talk to people. The place is packed but no reason not to allow someone to wise the bathroom while waiting in line. It's all about customer service. What an unprofessional door person. The door person let a girl in to pee whom wasn't even eating here but I'm in line and wouldn't let me in to pee. I'm a paying customer but he will allows a women that bates her eyes at him and she gets in without being a paying customer. No customer service by the door man but he will think with his other head. read more

Classic diner with average coffee and very large portions. The homemade biscuits and gravy is worth the trip. It's hard to mess up breakfast and they have lots of options for your eggs.. Great service at the counter. read more

1st time In Spokane. Went here based on yelp reviews and they are spot on....awesome service and great food!!

Really enjoyed the satellite diner! The food was great as was the service. We started with the cheese fries. They were delicious, wish they were layered but it was our fault we forgot to ask. My boyfriend got the fajita breakfast it was huge and served with tortillas. I just got two eggs any style and a bunch of a la cart sides. The hollandaise sauce was so yummy and have plenty left over. Everything came out and tasted great! Forewarning: it's not that cheap for a diner, our bill came to $45 for breakfast. read more

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