Very disappointed! The worst server ever. Came in before noon. Ordered drinks first, it took amost half hour before she came to take our lunch. Been sitting here an hour since we ordered and our food is still not there. Everyone else that around us had their order ready. She was quick in taking our plates and giving us out check though. read more

This was an okay place to hang out with family and friends for some beers and appetizers while watching football. The waitress was very attentive and sweet. read more

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Hostess was rude & non interactive...I feel that she just doesn't like certain people. Kayla was a great waitress. Food good but not great. Ocean breeze awesome. Atmosphere nice read more

This place is a dive. I love dive bars and didn't expect much but even as a dive it was disgusting. The service sucked. There are millions of people who can't work right now and the waitress couldn't have been more miserable. The table was literally falling apart. You could barely sit a drink on it because it was so warped. My wife's drink fell over so we swapped it out for a semi warped table. I ordered the "New chili dog" it looks like it was cooked and set aside for an hour. It was like a $0.20 hot dog. Dry hotdog, dry beans and dried cheese. I asked for mustard and got a look like "really" Took one bite because I was really hungry. Took everything I had to swallow it. So fine, I had also ordered Mac and cheese. I had COVID a few months ago. I thought I had it again because it literally had no taste. Weirdest thing! Had my kid take a bite just to see if it was me. Nope! Had no taste/ flavor. I didn't eat anything. The waitress came back about 30 minutes later. Drinks were gone and she didn't even mention the food not being touched. Some other guy came and took it away. Whatever... I realize times are tough and planned on paying for the garbage but thought they would at least ask if there was something wrong with the food. Nope! It was dried up flavorless crap I wouldn't want my worst enemy to eat. Oh, the brown coleslaw was a nice touch. All around a major disappointment. I ended up getting some hot pockets at the 7/11. Speaking of 7/11. Their hotdogs are way better! Bottom line, don't eat here. Go to the 7/11 a few doors down, eat and then go to one of the other restaurants for a drink. read more

Two Drunken Goats - Chili dog and Mac and cheese. - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

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I love the atmosphere here ! Very laid back and relaxed ! There is a lot of open air here in the dining area ! There are some tables available outside the restaurant too. Good place for live music on the weekends. The beach is only steps away ! The food is good ! Try a broiled grouper sandwich with fries and cole slaw ( vinegar based). Also, start your meal with a salad ! It is a good size and the honey mustard dressing is great ! read more

Two Drunken Goats - Dining area - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

If you are looking for a place to eat or drink, and don't care if it is CLEAN - this is the place to go. They really do not wash down the bar counter. So enjoy. They also allow people to smoke at the tables "inside", and when you complain - you become the problem. Bathrooms are disgusting - dirty. Their are flies all over the place. The younger bar backs take out the trash, and then come back in and serve drinks. So totally gross. Again, if you complain - you are considered the problem. They need a visit by the health department. read more

Great food, and large portions! Has a nice island feel to the place and the beach is walking distance away. The grouper sandwich was spot on and was giant read more

Two Drunken Goats - Grouper Sandwich - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

Food was great, service was awesome. Good luck on your your trip to Italy, Tess! Have a blast!

This is where the locals go. 60 minutes in and we still are without our breakfast. Took an act of God to get drinks. I would not recommend.

Walked into this restaurant after a day of boating and just wanted some good food. There was an amazing live singer who sounded like Janice Joplin. She really got the crowd going. After being sat, our waitress came over, took our order, and we never saw her again. The kitchen guy that brought out our food had to refill our waters and bring us extra condiments. After we were finished eating, our server was still no where to be found. The table next to us had been sat and were sitting there for at least 15 minutes before turning around to us and asking if we had a server. Finally, i saw another server walk by our table and I politely said "excuse me are you the manager?"... he RUDELY stuck his finger out and said one minute while walking right on by. I went to the host to see where our actual server was and if there was a manger around. I spoke to the manager and told him we hadn't seen our server in over 40 minutes and that his other server rudely dismissed me. The manager looked at me and just said "okay I'm sorry". BAD SERVICE and poor management! read more

I had to leave a review to offset the bad ones. This place is great. I'm assuming the people who were upset came on a weekend during busy season - and not to mention you can't blame them for slow service since there's such a shortage of workers recently... Anyways, the atmosphere is amazing and their live music was really enjoyable. Our server was very sweet and attentive. The food came out SUPER fast and tasted awesome. Overall a really good experience. I will say, I saw a review about the margaritas and they are VERY strong. I ended up switching it out for something else (which was no problem) but if you like strong margs then you'll love it. read more

Terrible service and even worse food. I've never had such slow service (well over an hour after ordering). Wings were perhaps the worst I've ever had, my fish had clearly been frozen when cooked and was terrible, my wife's fish tacos had zero flavor and my kids French fries were even bad. How can u mess up French fries? Seriously.... do not go here! read more

We have been coming here for almost 10 years Tonight was the worst experience! Took almost 10 minutes to be acknowledged, 1 entree had to be sent back due to a hair! Wait time was at least 15 minutes, other guest were finished with meals! To make matters worse our server was awful, never checked on us but gave attitude when I was upset about the length of time waiting. Sadly we won't be back or recommend anyone here! It wasn't even busy & the manager was sitting at the bar without a care!!! So disappointed read more

The waitress and atmosphere was cool. If you're looking for drinks and apps this is a good spot but if you want a meal I don't recommend you come here. Some of the chips that came with the crab spinach dip were very stale and the buffalo chicken was watery. I had the turkey club which was okay (not "a ton" of bacon like they say on the menu) and there was a piece of the plastic bread tie in it. When the manager was told he seemed uninterested and didn't offer much of a solution other than making a new meal. I declined since the other 3 people with me were halfway done with their meals and they still charged full price on the meal. read more

Mediocre at best. I had the Crab salad. The crab meat was absolutely tasteless and the "crab dressing" was just weak bleu cheese dressing with some crab meat mixed in I think. Nice beachy atmosphere but really more a place to drink and munch on regular bar food. Some of the staff friendly, some decidedly indifferent. Meh sums it up pretty well. read more

We're on vacation with family and were pleasantly surprised to see this place nearly empty - warning sign. We had ten in our group and were seated quickly. We have been here before as it is right down the road from our timeshare. The service was mediocre for a place nearly empty. Good selection of cerveza. The menu had a wide selection but with a seafood and Mexican flair. I opted for carne asada and it was really tender and covered in a chimi sauce. It came with rice and beans and warm flour tortillas. Overall it was a pleasant dining experience and everyone left full and content. We will visit the place again next year when we return for Thanksgiving 2017. read more

Two Drunken Goats - Carne asada rates well on Yelp! - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

Fun place! Good vibes...close to the beach so you can walk off the large portions of food they serve up!! :)

Such a great spot and great location. Savannah and Kayla were amazing As it relates to providing the customer with great service and great drinks. Because of their service an attitude I would highly recommend this place. I would request Savannah because she is just such an awesome soul read more

Excellent service! Great music. I ordered the lobster Mac and cheese and it was delicious and had plenty of lobster in it. read more

Two Drunken Goats - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

I literally had the worst burger. There was no taste to that burger. This was my second time going and literally will not be going back.

Just... no. Maybe it was an off day but the fajitas I got had cheap chewy steak smothered in cheese (probably to hide the taste of the cheap steak) and I literally felt so sick afterwards I vomited it up. My husband ordered the bacon burger and said it was pretty bland, as were the homemade onion rings (which I also tried and agree, they were bland). Our soda was flat and our daughters fries were mediocre. IMO it was very overpriced for what we ate and the quality of the food. Our server was super nice so that's why we have 1 star at least :( read more

Beth is a rock star!! Great service and great food. Stopped in here with pops after the beach and enjoyed the service.

Two Drunken Goats is exactly what you expect of a Florida dive beach bar on the beach. The scene is open air, brightly colored, lots of fans and loud music. I really really wanted to like this place and tried not to have high expectations but it just missed the mark for me. The menu has something for everyone - burgers, sandwiches, salads, tacos, etc. I ordered the California Burger with a side of onion rings - my typical favor and was extremely disappointed. Not only did my food come out almost 10mins after the rest of my party, the onion rings were undercooked and still doughy - not cool. In addition to this, the server seemed to disappear and left the explanation to the kid running food. She barely came back to check and then did not offer to help fix the issue. I recognize this isn't a 5-star Michelin restaurant but still, I should be able to get decent food/service if I'm going to pay for it. We might be back for drinks and apps just because of the location but I doubt I would want to do a full meal here again. read more

Came to this side of town for the weekend and decided to see what this place was all about. My food was so delicious and fresh! cant complain at all!! read more

Two Drunken Goats - Steak Quesadilla - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

Only went there for a few drinks. Great location literally next to the beach. Fairly decent prices, for drinks and food (though I don't know portion sizes, just saw the food item & price). The drinks were not that great, though fairly strong. I came here on a Sunday afternoon, and I got an "older crowd" vibe. The guy on the guitar was jammin though! read more

I went there for Father's Day brunch and I ordered the crab omelette I ate almost half of it and didn't taste any crab, so I opened the omelette to look for the missing crab and saw something white and melted. I called the waiter and showed it to him and the manager and before I could finish explaining that it tasted slimy and funny, he told me I ate three quarters of it so he took off half the cost. Do you know when you have lobster and you are eating meat from the head and you get some stuff in the head that's not supposed to be eaten? Well that's how the crab tasted when I tried some of the white thing that looked like melted cheese I thought it was. When the waiter was there I shared my concerns with him and explained that I always have the crab omelette when I order from here, so to make sure it's good. We also ordered some water for the dog also and he brought it after a long time explaining that he forgot. I am so so sorry that I didn't take a picture of the food before I sent it back, then you would be able to see exactly how much I had eaten of the imitation crab. Not to worry I will not be coming back to either to Two Drunken Goats or to your other store Johnny Long boats since black people are not welcome, and are owned by the same person. The manager was very rude definitely not manager material a Father's Day crowd notwithstanding. Sent from my iPhone read more

Two Drunken Goats - This is what the people at the next table got. (who were white by the way) - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

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Enjoyed the Grouper Quesadillas before heading to the airport, they were okay not great. Skinny Margarita was not good at all but the Pina Colada was delicious! Food took a while and service was slow in general, my server was super great... maybe a little busy or understaffed. Overall nice lunch experience close to beach area and easy walk from the Hilton. It was a perfect setting to cap off my vacation, just next time I'll order something else from their amazing menu. read more

Two Drunken Goats - Frozen Pina Colada, yummy!! - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

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We were seated in a timely manner, but from that point on the service was terrible. We sat and ignored by the wait staff for 20 minutes. In that time several other customers were seated and waited on. We finally stopped a waitress to inquire about a waitperson; she said she would find our waitress. 10 minutes later we gave up and left. Worst service ever! We went next door to Mulligans and enjoyed a nice meal. I will never go to Two Drunk Goats again. read more

Such a great spot to get drinks before or after the beach! Great food, service was awesome and menu has something for everyone.

I wanted to like this place. We arrived around 9pm and the place was semi busy. Our waitress was the very worse EVER. She actually took a glass from my hand as I was drinking!!! Fries. "FRESH CUT" but refried and/or held under a heat lamp. Flaming shrimp fajitas: so watery and I kept having to pick shell from my mouth :( how hard is it to clean a shrimp? Mussels were almost all open so that was good. Sauce taste like tomato soup with basil. Garlic bread no garlic and soggy. Rice And beans are so bland. Flies all around..... :(( read more

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The service was awesome!! The food was absolutely terrible. No seasoning on ANYTHING. The drinks from the bar were not tasty either. Our waitress was very polite but not exactly attentive. read more

It's on the beach but not a shack. All of the menu items looked great. We had a party of 30, and everyone was happy with their meal- from Standard burger to grilled chicken wrap to fajitas. They had a great selection of beers- always nice after a day on the beach. Free parking- another great perk near water. Sit outside and people watch if you like or listen to live music. read more

The outside area is right by the beach which leaves you so relaxed and cool(Disclaimer: You don't actually see the beach because there is a Park in between). The view of the white sand and Palm trees swaying in the breeze is the cherry on top. The half pound burgers and cocktails were great. However, the Mexican dishes did not get even average rating from my companions. The only negative that was obvious? The service was extremely slow for such a small crowd. read more

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Setting is right on Riviera Beach. Outdoor music and a great festive feel. Had the fish burrito (excellent) and was way more than i could eat. Our server spoiled my wife and i with her great drink and food recommendations and attention. Please ask for Beth when u visit Two Drunken Goats. read more

We went for lunch today. Service was very slow. We were served the wrong meal and when we called it to our waitress attention she admitted to serving our order to the wrong table. While we had to wait even longer for our meal she commented that that table had their meal comped because of her error. In our case we waited even longer for our order and then weee charged the full fee on the bill. Be careful. read more

We visited over Memorial Day weekend. Perfect place for a relaxing dinner. We sat outside. Their was an awesome band playing and the food and drinks were great. I had the fish tacos, they were delicious. A friend had fried shrimp and she really enjoyed it. My bf had steak. All good. It is a little bit better than your average pub fare. But, the real selling point is the outdoor view. You can't see the ocean, but its still nearby. Will return. read more

It's a beach bar that to a city girl from the North, is exactly as it should be. Friendly staff, beach-y decor, and great sandwiches and salads. It's a fantastic lunch spot when you need a break from the beach and good cold Corona and a lobster roll. The crab salad is delicious and huge. The lettuce is bright green, tomatoes fresh and red, and the crab meat was not from a can! The portions here are big, and you could definitely share. My dad said the batter on the fish and chips was the best he's had, and good luck sharing those fries... I'm not giving this restaurant 5 stars because it's a high end cuisine or offers a proposal worthy view...but instead, Two Drunken Goats delivers exactly what it was designed to deliver. Casual ambiance, great food, and a way to refuel before hitting the waves for the afternoon! read more

Two Drunken Goats - Broiled grouper sandwich...really good - Seafood Near Me - Riviera Beach, Florida

Talk about fun Friday night. The guy singing was so good played great music and got everyone up and dancing in the streets. Good was good and friendly staff. Definitely will come back next time in town read more

We went twice because we enjoyed our meal so much . Seating was quick for 4 and the music was nice as long as we were away from it. Too loud to sit near with our hearing aides! It's within walking distance from our resort so that is also a plus. read more

A very lively restaurant with live music an a friendly crowd. Just don't get the fajitas. They were awful. Barely 2oz of chicken, soggy vegetables and melted stringy cheese. We should have known better. read more