I hadn't heard of Biscuit Bitch until my coworkers mentioned it, and even then, I was a bit hesitant to try it. But while walking toward the Space Needle, I came across their 3rd Ave location and figured I'd grab a quick breakfast before heading over. The line at the 3rd Ave spot wasn't bad at all, and I have to say--it was the best biscuits and gravy I've ever had! So naturally, I had to check out their other location near Pike Place before leaving Seattle. This spot was way busier (probably due to being close to the market), and the wait was significantly longer. I ordered a coffee and the Hot Mess, but it took about 45 minutes--so definitely plan for a wait if you visit this one. As for the food? Amazing. The biscuit and gravy were perfectly salty, and all the toppings came together to create a seriously satisfying dish. I hesitated to finish the spicy sausage because I had a long flight back to the East Coast, but it was worth it. I'll definitely be dreaming about those biscuits and gravy for a while. There's no indoor seating at this location, but they do have some outdoor tables. My suggestion? Grab your food, head down to Pike Place, and find a spot by the water. I'll absolutely be revisiting next time I'm in Seattle! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Exterior - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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A good breakfast staple! The line was long but it went by fast. I brought my biscuit back home. It was a litttleee dry and could've used some more sauce, but it was still good. I also got the grits which I really liked. read more

This spot always hits the spot but it's always so busy. Last time I came by was maybe around 2 years ago. This time I decided to order online before heading there from my hotel. Ordered around 9am and took 15 minutes to get there, waited only around a couple minutes and my order was ready! I recommend ordering ahead. I ordered the hot mess bitch that comes with jalapeños and hot link and has a good kick to it. It's very filling and was enough food for me to share with my wife. read more

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I love the name and I love how Seattle this biscuit spot is. I love their grits and the biscuit is so fluffy and mouth watering and airy. I honestly don't want to calorie count nor know the percentage of butter that is in this biscuit. It's is by far the best biscuit I have had in Seattle. I also like the location. The ambiance gives me 100 percent Seattle vibes. I could eat a biscuit and go to the Tractor Tavern, The Crocodile, and Linda's. Service is excellent and there is no pretension and just really solid damn good biscuits. Please support this local gem. Thank you biscuit bitch for making my life so much happier with jam, cheese and gravy. read more

Holy wow. Both the Hot Mess Bitch and the Bitchwitch were perfection. I needed a nap after, but totally worth it. If you're in the mood for ridiculous, buttery goodness, this is the place! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bitchwitch with sausage - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Staff was friendly (as they can be when they are referring to you as a bitch LOL) and they were so quick for how many orders there were. The food was hot and fresh and SO DELICIOUS! No where to sit inside but plenty outside! read more

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This is a hidden gem! My wife and I have been there twice and it is amazing. I had the sausage breakfast biscuit (THE BOMB). My wife had the bacon breakfast biscuit (Also THE BOMB). The sauce they use is made in house and it is soooo good. The service is great they are so nice and friendly. It's a very nice place and very quaint. We Highly recommended this place.. They have 2 locations in Seattle, Belltown and Pike Place. read more

First time trying this spot, I loved it! It's easier to order online and the staff was very nice and friendly read more

Biscuit Bitch - Biscuits and gravy with pork and I added two sunny side up eggs with a Bitches Brew Cold Brew Coffee with oat milk - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Good such home grown southern type cooking with a Pacific Northwest twist. Great food and just love ordering something that I get a little bad girl vibe for ordering the bitch n biscuit special. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Me - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Biscuits were delicious! Service was fast and friendly! Love the welcome atmosphere for ALL!

The location is a simple food place that is walkable within the Downtown area. I love the people's energy in this place. All of them are accommodating and welcoming. There may be a bit of a wait, but that is because they make their biscuits pleasurable and indulgent. We got the hot mess bitch and smokin' hot bitch. Just wow!!! I recommend this 5/5 read more

Biscuit b*tch lives up to its hype. Not a tourist trap, locals also love this place! Doors open at 7:30am. Ordered the Veggie with morning star sausage pattie for 8.50. It is a filling and large breakfast biscuit. You'll taste the butter of the crispy edges and how it melts into the biscuit making it soft and tasteful with all the mingling pieces of the sandwich. Order online so you can beat the line. Orders open exactly at 7:30, don't even try to order at 7:25 or earlier. Side note: Lots of the b*tch word flying around. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Biscuit Bitch was extremely high on the list of places to try in Seattle. We were also told to order ahead, which we did prior to leaving and walking from Original Starbucks. When we arrived there was a sign saying it was an hour wait. Which was fine. We experienced an extremely rude and condescending worker when asking for clarification about if the order was received and how we would know it would be ready. (By text was how she explained it, but I never received a text about the order). She even try to slow her speech and in a disrespectful way. There is no indoor seating. There is some seating outside but it's typically first come first serve and some people just hog the tables. The food was really good and the biscuit was tender we but firm and delicious. Although the food was good, the customer service was nasty. And I understand the difference of being purposefully "bitchy" due to the name of the restaurant but she was disrespectful and not nice. read more

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What I ordered: -BITCHWICH (Hot Link) [4/5] _ I heard about this place on social media and decided to try it for breakfast on my last day in Seattle. When I arrived, I noticed a QR code at the entrance for online ordering, along with a note indicating a 30-minute wait time. Be sure to plan accordingly. Known for their breakfast sandwiches, we opted for the Bitchwich with hot link. It was delicious--the hot link was perfectly spicy, and the sandwich was cheesy and flavorful. However, the biscuit could have been flakier and more buttery, though it was still good. A fun bonus: they offer free stickers if you check in on social media. Overall, it was a pretty good experience, with the only downside being the wait time. Orders are served at the window, making it a grab-and-go spot, with a few outdoor tables available. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Hot Link Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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HAVE CONDIMENTS AND BEVERAGES ON STANDBY. Biscuits are obviously known to be dry, but we assumed that the sandwiches would have enough sauce on them since the shop didn't have any condiments like ketchup or Tabasco on the side. We also didn't have any water when we ate them so we were practically dying. The food itself is pretty good, but just wished that they had more sauce to balance out the dryness. The menu offers only a couple of biscuit items with different variations. I highly recommend ordering online and then picking up because the wait is 45 minutes every time. * Bitchwich (Sausage): 9/10 - tasty and good portion * Straight-Up Bitch!: 7/10 - good but could use more flavor The interior of the shop isn't opened at the moment, but there are a couple of tables and chairs lined up outside of the shop. Food is pretty good, but just wish they carried some condiments. read more

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Delicious hot & fresh biscuit! Such a fun spot to enjoy breakfast! Greeted by how's it going bitches! So gotta reply, "going great bitch!". We all got the Canadian Bitch and coffee, eh! It was so good! Perfect pairing to start the morning! The host was so impressed by our fun demeanor that she gave us bitch stickers, which we gladly accepted! Reasonably priced! We went early, so not too long of a line. Popular place for locals too! Would definitely go back again! read more

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First of all, love the name. This is a pick up window so no where to eat at the restaurant, just a disclaimer. Got the biscuit and gravy with the sausage link. It was very tasty, but admittedly gave me hella bad heartburn. Personal issue. Definitely recommend this spot! read more

This is a good place to grab and go out sit outside since there's no indoor seating and it's just a window with small tables outside. You order ahead from a QR code and they call out your name when it's done. The service was really nice and the person helping me was really funny. I got my order to go and they forgot to hand me my drinks initially and so I came back and waited behind the next people in line and they told the "bitches in front to move so cutie pie (me) can come up" and got my drinks right away. I did like the food and the service is nice but I don't think I'd come back, but maybe would be a nice thing to grab and eat outside if I was in the area again. I think this place is really a 3 but I enjoyed sitting outside, the names of the dishes, and the service so I'll bump it to a 4 this time. Iced white mocha - 6.5/10 Raspberry Lemonade sparkler - 8/10 (too sweet for me but my group really liked it) Bitchwitch egg and cheese sandwich - 6/10 (lil dry alone, but when in dipped in gravy much better) Gritty scrambled cheese bitch - 6.5/10, was good but nothing special. I've had better in Seattle read more

Biscuit Bitch - Egg & Cheese Bitchwich, gritty scrambled cheesy bitch, iced White Mocha, Raspberry Lemonade Sparkler - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Hole in the wall breakfast place! You can order your food online before walking there if you don't want to wait. It's a take out only breakfast place read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

This sandwich saved my life. Coffee was strong and the cheesy grits are a MUST. I got the sandwich combo and it was everything i needed. Service was fun and bitch-ful in the nicest way. Love the decor and vibe of this place, if you're not easily offended and want a bitching buttery biscuit definitely stop by! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Food: 3/5 the biscuit with gravy was ok while not exceeding expectations. Service: 4/5 Ambiance: 4/5 read more

Over rated Seattle tourist. Seriously the food is mediocre. Maybe in Seattle its something. So lucky to live in Cali. Where the food is top notch and competitive. read more

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I wanted to like this place, but it was a bit salty for my liking. I ordered the "Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Bitchwich" The names are funny and catchy, but for me it wasn't worth the line. read more

Been wanting to try them for years and finally did today! My husband is Gluten sensitive so we had Gluten Free Biscuit with mushroom gravy and hot link. We split it, so delicious and worth the drive from West Seattle. read more

A really large menu and had a big variety! The biscuits were amazing and really filling. We got a breakfast sandwich and the Hot Mess. I liked the breakfast sandwich more than the Hot Mess biscuit bowl. It was amazing ! Service was good. The dirty pumpkin was so good but keep in mind it is a hot drink and they don't offer it iced but still delicious. There is only seating outside and you order outside so not a sit in place. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Dirty Pumpkin - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Stopped in here for breakfast before hitting the cruise terminal and the market. There were spots to sit at along the street and the service was quick. Was delicious just as I remembered. Can't wait to catch them on my next trip again. read more

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Seattle is the spot for good biscuits because omg Biscuit Bitch will always serve the hottest, cuntiest biscuits ever. Love the gravy here, super flavorful and hearty, lovely way to start the day. Service is prompt and efficient, you can also order online for pick up. Ambiance is casual and hip, love the vibes. read more

Good Morning Bitches! We were hungry and crusty- total tourists from SoCal and waited in the line at the o.g. Starbies for a few minutes, only to realize they don't have food. So walked up a HILL (I'm on VACATION,) to Biscuit Bitch. The current administration (aka my husband) gets salty when he has to use technology to order... well... anything, so I took the reins and ordered us up a couple'a biscuits- his egg and cheese, mine with sausage and one grits and one cheese grits. I then got salty when people who ordered AFTER US got their food first. I karened my ass up to the front and one of the bakers said, "it's because we hate the dodgers." I had it coming... I was wearing an LA hat ‍they were super nice for a place with bitch in the title... Took everything back to our hotel. So delicious (should have shared a biscuit and a grits.) Biscuits were top notch and that bitchen sauce was, indeed, bitchen. It is a counter/take-out place guys... not a diner... 10/10 read more

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Since my mom loved Biscuit Bitch last time she visited Seattle, she insisted that we get some for breakfast one of the days we were in town. They are basically a biscuit counter where you order ahead of time and pick up. I had a sausage biscuit and the biscuit itself was very good but I found the sausage to be a somewhat bland. They do have great vibes though. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Sausage Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Love the food and loved the ambiance! We were able to find a table outside which was great! Bitches bitch in!! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Really good concept and hilarious menu! My biscuit was very huge portions and unfortunately even though I got the garlic one it was quite bland. Perhaps that was my fault though and I should have gotten the one that has a bigger kick to it. The portion size was again huge and I couldn't really finish it by myself! read more

I would give a zero but delivery sucks, I had put the correct address and everything for them to deliver to my hotel and whoever delivered it went to a completely different hotel farther from mine. Fucking stupid. read more

I got the hot link breakfast sandwich, cheesy garlic grits and the dirty pumpkin. Overall the flavors in the sandwich were pretty good! I would've never thought of having a hot link for breakfast but this combo was yummy. I liked the flavors of the dirty pumpkin chai as well. I would say the biscuits were on the drier side though so maybe more sauce to balance that and the cheesy grits were well cooked but lacked a little flavor in my opinion. Staff were really kind and based on the people outside you can tell this spot is a favorite. read more

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A must when visiting Seattle. The biscuit itself is mouth watering. Friendly staff! I am from out of town and make this my first breakfast each time I visit. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon Egg & cheese biscuit - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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The last actual restaurant of the 2023 Seattle Trip. I've been to a lot of tourist traps in my day. Often times I'm weary about places like this expecting them to really be tourist traps but I can say this was actually a VERRY solid spot that lived up to the hype for me. This location appeared to be pretty small from the outside and I'm not sure if you could ever eat inside but at this time at least, the door was blocked by a counter where they take your order and hand you the food. Anyways, if you didn't know their main food items all have bitch in the name and they aren't shy about saying it out loud. I love breakfast food to begin with but breakfast food is something I also don't seek out. My general mindset is, it's just breakfast food, I can get that anywhere. That being said it was amazing. I ordered the Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch with extra Bitchy Sauce and 2 sausage patties. The scrambled eggs were perfectly scrambled and not over cooked, which is so easy to do. The sausage had the perfect bite to it. The grits were nice and smooth as well. I only wish there was more cheese but in general, I can never get enough cheese. Long story short though, this place was a very high 4/low 5 in my book. This is one of the times that I rounded up to 5/5. read more

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Got the bitch witch-Bacon egg cheese biscuit . Pro tip, order beforehand to avoid the wait. Biscuit was ok, did wish it was hotter though. The sauce was not spicy at all in my opinion. There's a few outside tables, no seating inside. read more

When planning a quick day trip to Seattle, Biscuit Bitch was the first thing I planned. I was so stoked to go and try their biscuits and the place looked fun too. Sadly that all went downhill. We arrived and there was a sign that said it will take 45 minutes for your order to be ready and they would text you when it was ready for pickup. No problem! We ordered on the app and went slightly down the street and grabbed a drink at a bar. Figured we would kill time there and then once it was ready we head back and hopefully get a table outside under the awning out of the rain. After about 25 minutes we got a text that our food was ready, so we finished up our cocktails and walked over. Then told that our food wasn't ready. The guy at the front said " I don't know man, it should be ready any time now". My husband realized then that he forgot to order his coffee. So he put his coffee order in on the app ad within 10 minutes got a text that the coffee was ready. Still no food. All the while being harassed by a homeless guy that won't leave the area, we waited and waited. Then a lady came up and was waiting for her food. She order 10 minutes after we did and she got her food. At this point it had been almost an hour. They finally had it ready. We sat down and my husbands sandwich not only didn't look anything like the picture but it wasn't even warm. Like it had been sitting for a while. I got the straight up bitch with spam and it was good. I wouldn't say it was worth that wait and headache. I had better expectations of this place and they fell to the ground. The fact that there really is no seating, the wait time is ridiculous for some biscuits and friend Spam and then the unorganized way of their ordering system and pickup was a waste of our time for our short day. read more

Biscuit Bitch - The Canadian bitch- wasn't warm and didn't taste good - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

So we ordered a couple of biscuits online and waited about 15 minutes to start out walk because it said 30 minutes when we arrived it had been over 30 minutes and still waited for about another 10 minutes for what I would call a over prized bacon egg and cheese biscuit that was dry and had very little bacon. Know way I would wait in their line for a biscuit and the coffee was terrible I had a double shot of espresso and couldn't drink it. Had a horrible aftertaste and was very bitter. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon egg and cheese biscuit . Bacon Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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This is better than egg slut! I repeat this place is so much better than egg slut. If you are in Seattle, this is a must try breakfast spot!!! They were so nice in explaining everything to us. I wish they had these places in the bay. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Egg & Cheese Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Was high quality, and fairly priced and good portioned. Service was excellent and prompt in the hours after opening. Had the Canadian Bitch and the Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch with bacon. Best biscuits and gravy I've had in a long long time. I've only gotten to come to Seattle twice with this week having been the second. Seen it my first go around and was finally able to get it this week. Going forward for any return trips. It ain't a complete visit without getting some Biscuit Bitch. My only regret is I couldn't get it for breakfast multiple days in a row due to my schedule. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch w/ bacon Comes with Eggs, grits, cheese, biscuits and gravy underneath - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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