The wait ended up being a little longer than I expected. We didnt realize there was no indoor seating and you could order online and get a text or we would have done that from the hotel. Everything was good but honestly a bit overhyped and definitely not worth that wait time. Fun name and good food but I would probably skip it next time. It was worth a try once but I'd only go back if it was faster. Maybe a weekday would be better! read more

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Crazy good biscuits. Service was friendly, funny. Love love love those garlic grits. Homemade jam was delish. Highly recommend. read more

The staff member who greeted us us was so fun! They explained the order process and made suggestions. I ordered a sandwich while others in my party ordered the biscuits and gravy with grits. Everything was wonderful! I loved that it kept me full for sightseeing. My only complaint is that it is a walk-up/takeout place only. There were a few tables around but not nearly enough for the number of people there. read more

Food was subpar. Not great for the value. I wouldn't recommend it. Cleanliness was an issue, too.

Since I love me some biscuits, my bf told me about this place and I definitely wanted to try it out in Seattle last year in 2022. We were in town and couldn't check in our hotel just yet so we decided to stop by here to try this place out. I was super excited to see what the rave was all about and see if they lived up to my expectations! To start off the customer service was dope af, the lady at the window was super fun and loved her attitude perfect for this place. It sets the right mood for this place and I absolutely loved it! The downfall about this place is that you have place your order on your phone and it was only outside sitting. If you ever been to Seattle in fall almost winter, yea you are freezing you butt off. So I was super cold and wished they had indoor sitting tbh. I couldn't remember exactly what I got or my bf but I honestly wasn't a fan of their food but their biscuits were delicious!!! The orange juice too was my favorite too, made fresh just the way I like it! But that's all I can take away from this place were their biscuits and orange juice were A1! Everything else not really a fan of but definitely would stop again and order me some biscuits! read more

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Usually not a fan of biscuits & gravy but this is a game changer! Parking can be a pain, mostly street parking but there are paid parking lots not too far. We did an order pick up and it was a breeze. We called 15 minutes before arriving and waited only a couple more minutes for the food to be ready. Even though it was a to-go order, the food keeps and the hot gravy keeps it all warmed. I had the Easy Bitch w/ 2 slices of spam & it was bomb diggity! The portion can be shared by two people, it's very fulfilling. I love the vibes of the store and every one is always friendly. read more

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The food isn't bad but I probably won't return. They have a cute concept but the food is super heavy and you have to wait forever. You place your order at a desk right at the front door. They fly through orders which causes the kitchen to back up. There's an app they say to check wait times but it didn't work for us when we were there. Got up to front, ordered and paid THEN he told us 45min wait. When it finally arrives there's no place to sit and eat. We walked around to find a place to sit but we ended up standing in front of the Four Seasons and ate standing up. We ate half. We passed several sit down restaurants and regretted not going there instead. read more

THANKS BITCH!! Visited the Pike St. location and everything else was pretty straightforward and laid out. They had a sign that let customers know the estimated wait time for your food which was 15-20mins at the time my friends and I ordered. It's definitely helpful and transparent for people that don't want to wait. One of the staff members also reminded customers to be sure we are ordering pick up from the correct location. I ordered through the QR code on the sign. I got a Hot Link bitchwich meal with the garlic grits and the cold brew coffee. I also added jam on the side. It was indeed completed within 20 mins of ordering. The biscuit was super soft and flavorful. The hot link was a little spicy but it was a great kick. Adding the jam help cut that spice so I was glad I ordered it with. It was a bit on the heavier side which I expected. Maybe we waited too long to eat our food but the grits were not our favorite. It was quite rough and not that flavorful so we didn't finish it. Would come again just to try the biscuits on their own! read more

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A great grab n go breakfast spot! Came here and got the bitchwich with sausage and hot links. Pretty good portion and very filling. You can tell their food is made with lots of love. I would highly recommend ordering ahead of time because the wait can get long. There were some tables outside but it's pretty limited. It's at a great location and you can walk around to explore more of downtown or visit the pike! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Service - when I arrived at the counter the order taker said "what up bitch".... This might be their thing, but it is rude and ridiculous. Ambiance - window ordering and little outside seating. Generally pretty much an outside environment with little cleaning and usually rain. Food - big saggy biscuits, with a real egg and what appeared to be real sausage. Had they not called me a bitch when I walked up, maybe a 2 star biscuit. Biscuits were below average. Value - $37 for two biscuits and two coffee. Hmmm..... No pictures as I wanted no memory of this :) read more

Beware, this is not a family friendly restaurant. I ditched mine at Pike Place to come get biscuits and breakfast sandwiches, and it's worth it. Their service is excellent. The sign said it would be a 15 minute wait for food, and it was almost exactly 15 minutes. The biscuits with butter were pillow soft, super moist, and just plain delicious. Their biscuit sandwiches are HUGE, enough to keep you full all day while doing tourist stuff around Seattle. The veggie sausage was perfect also. Overall this place is amazing, just don't take your kids. read more

Food is excellent. The process to order, not so much. The effort is worth the experience. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon egg and cheese - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

We ordered pick up online (staying at inn at the market that was a block or so walking distance and it said delivery was not available at our location when we tried that option). 3 meals. Ordered online at 8:10am. It estimated 8:20am. Got the food a half and hour from that point which is pretty good having read the hour wait for most. A $200 was placed after we picked up and heard the staff say for everyone else it would be 45 min for that one to roll out. It was mother's day holiday so we lucked out! The staff were cool, fun and friendly. Ate our food on the roof at our hotel and it was delightful. Utensils were included. Really liked the Seattle Fog hot drink. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bitch Bacon Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The wait is long, but the sausage bitchwich is fantastic. Definitely order ahead, especially on weekends. The wait is typically an hour or so. read more

So I went here just yesterday and I enjoyed it. This location only has outdoor seating, it's a more of a grab to go place. As a southerner I loved that this place served grits so I was excited. I got the hot mess bitch w/o jalapeños and the dirty pumpkin chai. The food itself was good its just needed a bit more salt. I'm glad they had grits but it wasn't my style of grits, I prefer my grits to be more creamy, these weren't. I also enjoyed they had spicy sausage. The biscuit was really good, really soft but yeah everything just needed a lil more salt. The service was friendly and very upfront about wait times which it wasn't a long wait when I went. The dirty pumpkin chai was very good. read more

Biscuit Bitch lived up to the hype and did not disappoint! If you're a prude this is probably not the place for you as the cashier will call you a bitch as many times as possible while you place your order but that is to be expected. The food was so tasty! I got the "hot Seattle bitch" and found it so filling and delicious. Definitely not a light meal though! Don't eat this and think you're going to walk the Pike place market of anything, you'll need to be pushed around in a wheelchair bitch! Can't wait till my next visit! read more

Highly recommend ordering online. I ordered about 25 minutes before I got to the restaurant and still had to wait around 10 minutes. There is a sign at the front of the store telling you how long the wait would be. It was around 45 minutes if you were to order right at the store so ordering online is a huge time saver! I'm not sure food would've been as worth it if I didn't order online! It was very easy to use as well! They do also have two locations so be sure you are ordering for the right one! Food was decent, don't think it was amazing though. I ordered the Easy Bitch (eggs, sausage and gray on top of biscuits) and a Sausage Bitchwich. I liked the bitchwich more than the Easy Bitch. I wished the sausage and gravy had a bit more flavor. The biscuit was nice and fluffy and flaky. I really did enjoy the drinks here. I ordered the Fuzzy Palmer and the Seattle Fog. Both were great! It can be a bit too sweet but flavors were really good! Not a sit down place but there were some table and chairs nearby outside. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Easy Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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I love me a biscuit biiiiiitch. I was told my many friends to come here for a breakfast sandwich and I'm glad I was able to come. The service is top tier and that's with them calling you bitch but in a playful manner of course! They don't have any indoor seating but they have small tables and chairs right outside. We got the bacon bitchwich and hot link bitchwich to share cause I just couldn't pick between one. We loved that the bacon has the right amount of crunch and that the link had just the right amount of kick to it. To make that bitch a 10 get some gravy to dip your sandwich in! Make the stop to get called bitch and go along with it! Makes the experience better. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Food was very good! The restaurant you have to walk up to the window, order, and eat outside at a picnic table. Biscuits tasted very fluffy and fresh! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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We actually couldn't eat here because although they have GF biscuits they are NOT dairy free. That's fine we took a chance coming up here cause my husband has a load of food allergies. They are getting 4 stars because the service we received and the knowledgeable employee at the door was so great and we didn't have to wonder if husband was gonna be in agony later that day. Even gave us some ideas about where my husband might have better luck finding something to eat with all his allergies. It's a fun theme and we wish we could have eaten here. It looked popular so it must be delicious! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Ordering queue and the most helpful lovely server. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

First time trying biscuit bitch and we loved it! Extremely convenient location and the service was quick! We ordered online and they called our order. There have side tables to sit at and the wait is worth it! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The biscuits are legitimately amazing--flaky, buttery, and totally worth the hype. The "Smokin' Hot Bitch" sandwich is a must-try! That said, the line is always long, the seating is tight, and it's definitely not a place for a quiet meal. Come for the killer comfort food and bold attitude, but be ready for chaos. read more

Biscuit Bitch is a lively and eclectic spot famous for its hearty, Southern-inspired biscuit creations. With bold flavors and plenty of personality, it offers a fun dining experience. Since they don't have indoor seating, we ended up sitting outside, which was a bit chilly. The "Bitchwiches," their biscuit sandwiches, were both satisfying and delicious. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Biscuits were really good! Large portions. Ordered the hot mess bitch and cheesy pork n bitch. Wait time can be pretty long. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

My colleagues and I were at a conference in March and discovered this cute and yummy place on one of our walks. The place was about to close, but the staff was so kind to allow us to order food and coffee. I ordered the sausage and egg biscuit. It was large, hot, and yummy. My colleagues ordered a plain biscuit to eat with jelly. We enjoyed our taste treats on the outdoor seating. read more

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Ordering is online through your phone, so it's super quick and easy. It's just a small window to pick up your food. There are chairs and tables on the street nearby, but I wasn't sure if these actually belonged to Biscuit Bitch. It's the only seating there is so seating options are not great. I had the hot mess and it was yummy. The jalepenos added a nice kick. I enjoyed the meal and had a good experience, but wished there was more seating available. read more

Biscuit Bitch - The Hot Mess - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Nice workers, our biscuits (cheesy bitch, crispy pork bitch) were just okay. Line moved efficiently, but be aware of no indoor seating. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

A great place to go in the morning after a night of drinking, honestly. I ordered whatever breakfast sandwich they had, and it was so good. When I saw they had grits, I ordered that immediately and gobbled it up so fast. They also give free stickers, too, which is nice! Their menu is very funny, and how they treat their guests is even better. I'd recommend bringing a loved one that is not used to being called "bitch" here because I'm sure they will freak out haha. I will definitely come back here next time I come by Seattle. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Ordered takeout since it was raining and there were no tables. Came on a pretty busy day so it took 45 minutes for our order. Their hot mess is quite exciting! The grits are very good, the sausage is spicy, and the cheese is warm and gooey. The biscuit is at the bottom and sort of ties it all together. The biscuitwich is pretty decent and made the biscuit more the star of the show. It tastes excellent and was very warm. Overall pretty decent. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Biscuit Sausage Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Great for all things biscuit and bitch related! Definitely a classic for a Seattle must-try breakfast spot. Outdoor seating is limited. And be prepared for the staff to call you a bitch. Gravy was perfectly made, biscuits weren't dry, and vibes were awesome! read more

So delicious! Definitely get there early as the line can be long. But amazing food! I'm still craving it a year later haha.

First time in Seattle and had to stop by and try this well known restaurants. There is no inside seating. It's a cute place, highly recommend ordering ahead it took about 30 minutes for my food to get ready which was perfect for my walk from my hotel I got the alert my food was ready when I was almost there. The food was delicious, if you want to eat there I would get there early the line was long but there were tables surrounding the walkway so if you want to sit outside after getting your food it is an option! I think everyone should give it a try read more

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Their tagline is hilarious: "Bitch please! Come 'n get your Trailer Park to Table Breakfast. It's worth the wait!" On my way, bitch! This place is teeny tiny and but big on sassy attitude and taste. If you're not easily offended by this term and are craving a fresh biscuit out the oven, then this is the place for you. There is usually a long wait but as they say, it's worth it. The hubby and I were snacking the whole day so we opted to split a Bitchwich Hot Link: buttery biscuit with egg, cheese, hot link and bitchy sauce. The sauce and the link had a nice spicy kick. The biscuit was not dry and crumbly, but had a bit of a moist center which I liked. Yum! They have several other types of Bitchwiches if you prefer bacon, sausage, spam or a veggie option. Something for everyone! This place is teeny tiny so seating is limited. No biggie as it served as the perfect on the go snack while we went sight seeing in Seattle. Thanks Bitch! read more

Super yummy food. Lots of egg/biscuit combinations- something for everyone! I recommend ordering online ahead of time. read more

1st timer in Seattle from Long Beach CA and found this place! Absolutely great biscuits and gravy! Coffee too! Great tasting food buttery fresh tasting biscuits and delicious gravy! They should branch out to CA! Definitely recommend this place! We went and also bought some merchandise! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Always a great visit when I'm in Seattle. I love this place but so does everyone else.... So that means the wait can be substantial. Recommend going early and grabbing a chair outside the location. Food is delicious as hell. The grits, ehhh not bad but I highly recommend any of the biscuit sandwiches. read more

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Didn't really know what to expect but the biscuits were very salty, dry, and overall lacking in flavor

Yelpers brought me here. I feel like you led me astray--but that, depending on preference. This is HEAVY food; I wasn't ready for a "not soul food with soul food heaviness." I took your advice and ordered online from my hotel. Good deal, as I was texted when it was ready, and when I walked there snd back yo pick it up, it was still warm. There were plenty of other folk dancing around waiting on their orders. Popular place. Happy folk=happy customers. Everyone was in "happy bitch" mode. Greetings, customer vibe, farewells. 5 stars! The food was heavy. I got the grits and eggs, with links and biscuit. It can feed 3. The sausage gravy was delish, and needed to be directly on biscuit. My grits didn't need gravy. My eggs were perfect. My links were spicy. Been there. Done that. Except for service, no need to do it again. read more

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Friendly service with walk up window, street parking nearby. Tried the sausage bitchwich which was a lot but very tasty, careful the biscuit is a little crumbly lol. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Menu - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Always fun! Great touristy merch too. Dem biscuits tho ! Can't go wrong with any of their options. We've had them all.