Biscuit Bitch is a Seattle go to. The biscuits are perfection-- moist and flaky. The Dirty Pumpkin Latte is spicy and a hot elixir of love. Treat yourself to a Seattle favorite. Plus, you will join the throngs of devoted fans. You're welcome of bitches! Love this place! (Note: order through the app. Outdoor seating.) read more

We actually couldn't eat here because although they have GF biscuits they are NOT dairy free. That's fine we took a chance coming up here cause my husband has a load of food allergies. They are getting 4 stars because the service we received and the knowledgeable employee at the door was so great and we didn't have to wonder if husband was gonna be in agony later that day. Even gave us some ideas about where my husband might have better luck finding something to eat with all his allergies. It's a fun theme and we wish we could have eaten here. It looked popular so it must be delicious! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Ordering queue and the most helpful lovely server. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Nice little breakfast spot. Limited seating but it is well worth it. Good vibes, good food, and good peeps! When i am back in town, they deserve another visit. Oh, and they have swag for sell too! Hell Yeah Bitches! Haha read more

Biscuit Bitch - Scan and order, ask for a menu, or talk to someone in person. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Perfect for special occasions. Impressive food presentation and knowledgeable staff. Limited vegetarian options, but what we had was great

Highly recommended. The biscuit is incredible. The bacon egg and cheese help make for the perfect combo. I highly recommend paying the extra dollar for the jam. A light spread of the jam is a nice touch to the breakfast sandwich. There is extremely limited seating so be prepared to take it elsewhere. You can also place an order online. This helps be wise each order is made fresh to order and can take a little bit of time. Well worth the wait. I did have to show id when I picked up the food but I did not mind at all because this small business has had to deal with a lot of credit card fraud which is very unfortunate. So do NOT get offended if they ask to verify your order. Chargebacks and fraud can crush any business, big or small. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon egg cheese biscuit - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

First time trying biscuit bitch and we loved it! Extremely convenient location and the service was quick! We ordered online and they called our order. There have side tables to sit at and the wait is worth it! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

My colleagues and I were at a conference in March and discovered this cute and yummy place on one of our walks. The place was about to close, but the staff was so kind to allow us to order food and coffee. I ordered the sausage and egg biscuit. It was large, hot, and yummy. My colleagues ordered a plain biscuit to eat with jelly. We enjoyed our taste treats on the outdoor seating. read more

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Everything was delish! I understand why ppl wait in line to order. Service was great. The food came out right when they said it would!

Ordering is online through your phone, so it's super quick and easy. It's just a small window to pick up your food. There are chairs and tables on the street nearby, but I wasn't sure if these actually belonged to Biscuit Bitch. It's the only seating there is so seating options are not great. I had the hot mess and it was yummy. The jalepenos added a nice kick. I enjoyed the meal and had a good experience, but wished there was more seating available. read more

Biscuit Bitch - The Hot Mess - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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A great place to go in the morning after a night of drinking, honestly. I ordered whatever breakfast sandwich they had, and it was so good. When I saw they had grits, I ordered that immediately and gobbled it up so fast. They also give free stickers, too, which is nice! Their menu is very funny, and how they treat their guests is even better. I'd recommend bringing a loved one that is not used to being called "bitch" here because I'm sure they will freak out haha. I will definitely come back here next time I come by Seattle. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Ordered takeout since it was raining and there were no tables. Came on a pretty busy day so it took 45 minutes for our order. Their hot mess is quite exciting! The grits are very good, the sausage is spicy, and the cheese is warm and gooey. The biscuit is at the bottom and sort of ties it all together. The biscuitwich is pretty decent and made the biscuit more the star of the show. It tastes excellent and was very warm. Overall pretty decent. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Biscuit Sausage Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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First time in Seattle and had to stop by and try this well known restaurants. There is no inside seating. It's a cute place, highly recommend ordering ahead it took about 30 minutes for my food to get ready which was perfect for my walk from my hotel I got the alert my food was ready when I was almost there. The food was delicious, if you want to eat there I would get there early the line was long but there were tables surrounding the walkway so if you want to sit outside after getting your food it is an option! I think everyone should give it a try read more

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Their tagline is hilarious: "Bitch please! Come 'n get your Trailer Park to Table Breakfast. It's worth the wait!" On my way, bitch! This place is teeny tiny and but big on sassy attitude and taste. If you're not easily offended by this term and are craving a fresh biscuit out the oven, then this is the place for you. There is usually a long wait but as they say, it's worth it. The hubby and I were snacking the whole day so we opted to split a Bitchwich Hot Link: buttery biscuit with egg, cheese, hot link and bitchy sauce. The sauce and the link had a nice spicy kick. The biscuit was not dry and crumbly, but had a bit of a moist center which I liked. Yum! They have several other types of Bitchwiches if you prefer bacon, sausage, spam or a veggie option. Something for everyone! This place is teeny tiny so seating is limited. No biggie as it served as the perfect on the go snack while we went sight seeing in Seattle. Thanks Bitch! read more

This was amazing! The biscuit dish of spicy sausage, grits, biscuits and gravy was so delicious. The flavor was well balanced. If you are ever in Seattle try this place out read more

Stopped by and ordered online, super easy! The staff was friendly and had great energy ("Thank you, bitches!", what a vibe). Our food was ready in 40 minutes, earlier than expected. We shared the Straight-Up Bitch with hot link and spam, so good! The gravy could've used a bit more salt, but the biscuits were soft and fluffy, and the spam was perfect. One of the best biscuits and gravy dishes I've had! read more

Always a great visit when I'm in Seattle. I love this place but so does everyone else.... So that means the wait can be substantial. Recommend going early and grabbing a chair outside the location. Food is delicious as hell. The grits, ehhh not bad but I highly recommend any of the biscuit sandwiches. read more

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I'm from Texas and this was the best biscuits and gravy I've ever had . The food is so good and has great flavor . The only negative is there is very limited seating and it's all outside so just be aware of that . Other than that it's a need to try if you're in Seattle . read more

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Really yummy food and great customer service, plenty of options for vegan and vegetarians alike. Gravy was really groovy. ;) Really enjoyed the fun vibes but not much seating area except at Pike's Market. read more

Yelpers brought me here. I feel like you led me astray--but that, depending on preference. This is HEAVY food; I wasn't ready for a "not soul food with soul food heaviness." I took your advice and ordered online from my hotel. Good deal, as I was texted when it was ready, and when I walked there snd back yo pick it up, it was still warm. There were plenty of other folk dancing around waiting on their orders. Popular place. Happy folk=happy customers. Everyone was in "happy bitch" mode. Greetings, customer vibe, farewells. 5 stars! The food was heavy. I got the grits and eggs, with links and biscuit. It can feed 3. The sausage gravy was delish, and needed to be directly on biscuit. My grits didn't need gravy. My eggs were perfect. My links were spicy. Been there. Done that. Except for service, no need to do it again. read more

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Food was good and service was an experience. My wife had a sausage biscuit and the sausage was very good. I had biscuits and gravy was filling and tasty. Worth the experience read more

Crazy good biscuits. Service was friendly, funny. Love love love those garlic grits. Homemade jam was delish. Highly recommend. read more

The staff member who greeted us us was so fun! They explained the order process and made suggestions. I ordered a sandwich while others in my party ordered the biscuits and gravy with grits. Everything was wonderful! I loved that it kept me full for sightseeing. My only complaint is that it is a walk-up/takeout place only. There were a few tables around but not nearly enough for the number of people there. read more

Food was subpar. Not great for the value. I wouldn't recommend it. Cleanliness was an issue, too.

Came at 9AM on a Friday and the sign showed about a 15 minute wait which ended up being accurate. Ordered and paid from a QR code on the stand out front. They will text you when your order is ready. We got a Bitchwich with the veggie sausage. The biscuit was good and matched our expectations--slightly crunchy outside but fluffy inside, and not dry. I also liked the veggie sausage as it wasn't too salty but made for a very satisfying breakfast sandwich. No seating indoors, and there was a single bench outdoors that people were sitting on to wait. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bitchwich (Veggie Sausage) - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The food isn't bad but I probably won't return. They have a cute concept but the food is super heavy and you have to wait forever. You place your order at a desk right at the front door. They fly through orders which causes the kitchen to back up. There's an app they say to check wait times but it didn't work for us when we were there. Got up to front, ordered and paid THEN he told us 45min wait. When it finally arrives there's no place to sit and eat. We walked around to find a place to sit but we ended up standing in front of the Four Seasons and ate standing up. We ate half. We passed several sit down restaurants and regretted not going there instead. read more

Food is excellent. The process to order, not so much. The effort is worth the experience. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon egg and cheese - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The wait is long, but the sausage bitchwich is fantastic. Definitely order ahead, especially on weekends. The wait is typically an hour or so. read more

So this is definitely for the experience IMO. Food was nothing to write home about. I highly suggest you order online at least 30 minutes before you plan to arrive. There isn't a dime in option. They will call out your name once your order is ready and you can eat at one of the 3-4tabke they have setup outside. Again arrive early so you can snatch up a table once it opens up. I ordered the Hot Mess Bitch, which included biscuit, grits, 2 eggs and hot links. I got extra jalapeños since I'm a spicy "bitch" lol. The guy calling out orders was a hoot! Leaving me with "enjoy your food bitch". Wish I would've caught it on video read more

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Soft, moist biscuits. I ordered the regular biscuit sandwich with egg, sausage and cheese and added honey (+0.60) and a side of sausage gravy. The biscuit is what you would expect, nothing too special and not worth the 25 minute wait. It did have a similar texture to the Red Lobster cheddar biscuits though, minus the seasoning and cheddar! The gravy on the other hand was so GOOD (I am a big fan of gravy), it is on the peppery side so beware. Service was good. I wouldn't wait in line again for this spot but if a friend wanted to try it I'd return. read more

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So I went here just yesterday and I enjoyed it. This location only has outdoor seating, it's a more of a grab to go place. As a southerner I loved that this place served grits so I was excited. I got the hot mess bitch w/o jalapeños and the dirty pumpkin chai. The food itself was good its just needed a bit more salt. I'm glad they had grits but it wasn't my style of grits, I prefer my grits to be more creamy, these weren't. I also enjoyed they had spicy sausage. The biscuit was really good, really soft but yeah everything just needed a lil more salt. The service was friendly and very upfront about wait times which it wasn't a long wait when I went. The dirty pumpkin chai was very good. read more

There's a sign at the front that says expected wait time. Scan the QR code to place your order, and complete payment. They'll call your name when your order is ready. You have to show ID, and the name on your order must match ID name in order to receive food. This is a very popular breakfast/lunch spot with a very secure order system. There are some tables located in the front, but they fill up fast. I like to order food to-go, and take it to Pike Place Market and sit at the tables overlooking the water. The Gritty Cheesy Bitch was delicious!! The grits, cheese, eggs....all of it!! Soooo good! The Hot Mess Bitch was perfect! I love the spice of the dish, and the crunch of the jalapeño slices made my tastebuds sing! I highly recommend this place, and will without a doubt come back here in the future read more

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The Hot Mess Bitch was delicious, but very heavy with the sausage, grits, eggs, and biscuit. I recommend eating it right away if you don't like mushy biscuits, because the biscuit at the base may soak up the sausage gravy. The Louisiana hot link was my favorite part. Ordering the food online was quick and easy. There was no indoor seating, but there were a few tables along the sidewalk. In my opinion, the place was a bit overhyped and expensive, but still worth trying! read more

Biscuit Bitch - The Hot Mess Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Food was very good! The restaurant you have to walk up to the window, order, and eat outside at a picnic table. Biscuits tasted very fluffy and fresh! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Any place that greets you with "Good morning b*tches" gets 5 stars in my book. We got here around 1 after landing in Seattle, and were able to order at the counter. You can also submit your order online and pick it up. I got the veggie breakfast sandwich, which came with an egg, veggie sausage, cheese, and a really yummy sauce that I'm blanking on what exactly it was. Maybe a sriracha mayo? Whatever it was, it was delicious. I love a biscuit, and their biscuits are fluffy and moist and so yummy. I also got their fuzzy lemonade/iced tea drink and it was perfect - not too sweet, but just sweet and flavorful enough. I also get nervous ordering drinks like that because I don't want them to be too sweet, but it was perfect. The order came out fairly quickly, probably 10 minutes, and service was fantastic. This is an order at the window business, there isn't any seating inside. There were maybe three tables/chairs outside, and since it was later in the day we were able to snag one, but I wouldn't count on it during their busier time. This location is perfectly placed by Pike Place Market and there's plenty of places to enjoy your food nearby - on the waterfront or elsewhere. A great way to start the first day in Seattle! read more

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One Saturday my friends and I decided "What if we try all the Biscuit places around Seattle!" It was a fun idea. It caused mild gastronomical discomfort, but the taste and experience was worth it. In short, what were the results of this scientific biscuit based study? A clear winner - Biscuit Bitch. Sure there isn't much seating. Or parking. And you might have to wait a min for the order if they're busy. And everyone saying BITCH so much might make you uncomfortable. But hell, it's worth. Super duper worth. Make sure you enjoy the grits! read more

Biscuit Bitch is a lively and eclectic spot famous for its hearty, Southern-inspired biscuit creations. With bold flavors and plenty of personality, it offers a fun dining experience. Since they don't have indoor seating, we ended up sitting outside, which was a bit chilly. The "Bitchwiches," their biscuit sandwiches, were both satisfying and delicious. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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The biscuits are legitimately amazing--flaky, buttery, and totally worth the hype. The "Smokin' Hot Bitch" sandwich is a must-try! That said, the line is always long, the seating is tight, and it's definitely not a place for a quiet meal. Come for the killer comfort food and bold attitude, but be ready for chaos. read more

Biscuits were really good! Large portions. Ordered the hot mess bitch and cheesy pork n bitch. Wait time can be pretty long. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I love a good biscuits and gravy, and you can find a damn good biscuits and gravy here. I'm also a sucker for some good grits, and this place hits both of those on the head. I ordered the Hot Mess Bitch, which they describe as "spicy as f***." It comes with a biscuit, gravy, cheese, eggs, grits (which is the standard gritty scrambled cheesy bitch) as well as a spicy hot link and jalapenos. I think my least favorite part of the whole thing was the biscuit itself, which felt a little dense. But the toppings and everything and the grits were SO GOOD. You get a choice of gravy between country pork sausage and vegetarian mushroom gravy. The sausage gravy was thick and salty and delicious. The hot link was definitely spicy and smoky. It complemented the dish so well. The spicy kick from the jalapenos were also delicious. Overall it was such a hearty and delicious breakfast. I couldn't finish it all because of how heavy it is, but I still think about it. This specific location is "takeout" only. It's smaller, with a more limited menu. There are a few tables outside. We got there at opening and there was already a line. We ordered almost right away and the wait time was quoted to be 15 minutes. It took less than 10 minutes to get our food, but people who ordered their food for pickup online were able to get their food right away. I believe the Belltown location has indoor seating, so I may have to go back in the future! read more

A lot of hype around this place but honestly my food was well worth the wait. Be prepared to order on your phone and then join the crowd of folks on the sidewalk awaiting their meals. My wait was only about 15 mins but the wait grew longer after me. Loved my food and there were good options for vegetarians which I totally appreciate. read more

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