I have a sweet tooth, a tremendous sweet tooth indeed, For…read moreice cream and desserts are the things that I need. I've had dessert in the desert near Area 51, And underground in Antarctica, far from the sun. I've had it in graveyards, beneath moonlight so fair, And even in a dessert restaurant, yes, I've had dessert there! At Better Than Sex, the Fever was mine, And it tasted so splendid, so luscious, divine. I tried one of their special coffees as well, And it was so delicious, I nearly swooned under its spell. But the night's grandest moment, the finest display, Was when our waiter arrived with the desserts on a tray. He looked straight in my eyes as he named each delight, With a confidence both curious and wonderfully bright. My dessert was a huge phallus, impressive and grand, With two giant balls resting beneath it in hand. It was covered in "splooge sauce," a curious sweet stream, A dessert of such drama it belonged in a dream! I truly enjoyed this place and would gladly return If I lived nearby, where the sweet candles burn. They are masters of dessert, of flavor and flair-- A deliciously mischievous treasure tucked away there.

We went to Better Than Sex after eating a full meal at Duffy's right in front, so there wasn't much…read moreroom left in us. But oh man was it amazing. An extremely unique ambience and decoration. But it's not too much or too little. The seating is comfortable and private. Our server was very nice, he checked in at all the right times and was sweet. We only ordered one dessert and it got there promptly. Everything on the menu looked excellent and delicious. We settled on the cookie nookie cake, it was super fresh with many contrasting flavors that made every bite a pleasure. Overall had an amazing time and recommend this place for anything from a late night dessert or a full dessert meal. If we're ever around again, we are definitely going back and trying a lot more than just one dessert.

We stopped by MoonDog Café & Bakery for a little lunch snack after conducting a séance at the…read moreHemingway House. We sat outside beneath the shade, where it was surprisingly cool and comfortable. Service was quick, and I ordered the house Bloody Mary. It was flavorful without being overly spicy, the ghost of Hemingway agreed. We also shared the veggie board, which was delicious and perfect for a light meal. The desserts looked absolutely amazing, but Hemingway's ghost and I decided to save room for some stronger spirits instead. The prices were very fair, and I would happily return to try the desserts, preferably when the ghost of Hemingway is somewhere else.

We only got dessert items, such as Keylime pie, banana cream pie, blueberry cheesecake, and…read morechocolate cake Pros: staff was great The pies and cakes were just fantastic. very original ideas. Cons: service was a bit slow just to order desserts to go, a tad pricey Overall, very high-quality bakery goods would recommend

Homemade ice cream and the softest freshest giant cookie I've ever had. I thought it would be too…read morerich and sweet but it was not. Don't get me wrong, it was sweet but the flavors were well balanced. Service was phenomenal. We asked what flavor the worker thought was the best and her favorite was the toasted coconut. Immediately yes. It was perfect. Creamy but not too sweet. The toasted coconut flavor was very nice. I will be definitely be making this a must do stop on any future visits to Key West. Mattheessen's is a local ice cream and cookie bakery in Key West. They have a few locations dotted around the island. This location we went to was small with a small counter with a couple stools but that's it for seating so plan to stand inside or walk outside to eat.

AMAZINGGGGG!! Enjoyed everything we had here, but specifically went back multiple times for the…read moregigantic cookies. We tried the peanut butter, chocolate chip, and the peanut butter cookie with fudge and peanut butter on top. All three were perfection, so moist, and still fresh tasting the next day. I also loved the frozen key lime pie slice dipped in chocolate!

A fav stop during our time in Key West and popped in multiple times. Their cookies make great gifts…read moreto bring back to friends and family, the key lime coolers was my favorite flavor. They have samples of each flavor, which I appreciate! We loved the frozen key lime pie dipped in chocolate and the original pie. Delish. For dog lovers, there is a cute key lime pie toy as well!

I love Kermit's! After trying many different key lime slices across two different trips, this is…read morethe spot I keep coming back to. The pie is tart, with only a dollop of whip cream on top, which is just the way I like it. We also tried some pie with the meringue top and that's definitely not for me. My only complaint? It's so good I could eat two pieces in one sitting. Cute location with outdoor seating and you can also purchase lime inspired gifts as well as natural products.

The lobster anything was excellent. I has the shrimp benedict, but everyone else had lobster. The…read morechickens and roosters running around provided entertainment and the atmosphere with the trees and flowers flowing over top make it an experience.

Recently we visited this place on our vacation to Key West and it was best stop of the day. The…read moredrinks were cold the water was wet and the Key lime Pie was Heavenly as in the name of the restaurant the Blue Heaven. If your lucky sit at the bar and the one eyed bartender aka Cupcake might magically make a pie appear out of nowhere aka from his ice chest just for you but only if you are worthy haha. If your there for the drinks than strike up a conversation with the Tropical Gangster aka Lucifer haha you won't regret it she will be fun and sassy! All the waiters and staff there make the atmosphere fun and playful especially the girl Aka Napkin folder she was the bar music critic for that day cranking out tunes to her likings. Finally the last aka The Owner was pleasant and nice and I want to say to her you have a great place and a great crew that make the food delicious and the atmosphere fun. I do want to end review with a small quote "There is always space for more Jesus!" I will be dreaming of those desserts and can't wait to come back next year for the wet water. Ok one more Aka From PolishLion Peace!

We love coming here! Service is unmatched - We love and will legitimately miss you, Nina!…read more Coffee is outstanding and mango smoothies (with Rum) are life-changing! Will return as soon as we can.

It was hot. I needed something to quench my thirst and a key lime lemonade sounded perfect…read more It was absolutely what I wanted. Cool and full of flavor. There are two outside tables to sit under so you can enjoy the people walking by.

Pros: staff was super friendly and helpful even when really busy, ice cream was good, meet…read moreexpectations. Nothing earth shattering. Cons: they didn't have all of their flavors available, shop is really small can get extremely cramped, due to the warm temperature in the shop ice cream was extremely soft and melted very fast Overall, it was a good experience, but nothing amazing either

Shakes in any ice cream flavor and decent selection. Store is cold so good break from the heat, but…read moreno seating inside so out in the heat to eat it.. Employees were very nice and service was fast.

It's always tough to pick the spot to enjoy your last meal before leaving Key West but we are so…read morehappy with our choice of Banana Cafe. We were promptly seated upstairs on a busy Sunday morning. The older home offered charm and character in its dining spaces which we always appreciate. Our caramel latte and banana bread latte were the best coffee we had on this trip. For our meals we chose a seafood crepe and a veggie breakfast scramble which we thoroughly enjoyed. The portion sizes were perfect and the prices were fair. Be sure to consider this great restaurant for breakfast, lunch and or dinner while visiting Key West!

We (3 of us) were going to have our last breakfast at Key West before heading home. We allotted…read moreabout 1.5 hours to have a comfortable breakfast but this Bananas Cafe ruined our morning. We arrived around 11:10 am after checking out at the hotel, was seated almost immediately upstairs (they were not super packed). We placed our orders and waited about 25 minutes (we were all just using our phones so time went by without thinking much about it) but still nothing has arrived..... I checked with our waitress and she stated she checked with the kitchen and said our foods were coming. Five minutes later nothing came (it's now been 30 minutes). I checked with her again and she went back to the kitchen, she returned and stated the kitchen staff was very busy and they had other customers to take care of too..... We immediately asked for our check and I paid for my coffee and left. We ended up going to Frenchie's cafe down the block and had an amazing time. We had been to so many restaurants at Key West this past week and never had to wait more than 15 minutes for our foods to arrive. We aren't sure if the breakfast items at this cafe were any good but the wait time was beyond reasonable and no warning was given ahead of time. If this cafe cannot handle all the tables they allotted, they should not have so many tables and open both levels (two stories), seating your customers and need them to wait at least 30 minutes for breakfast tells me that your kitchen is unable to manage a 90% full customer base.

Kermit's Key West offers a delightful assortment of key lime pie on a stick, dipped in various…read morecoatings such as chocolate, coconut, white chocolate, and several other tempting flavors. They also sell miniature cookies that taste remarkably like key lime pie, each one dusted in flavored powders. The main attraction, however, is the cake counter, where numerous varieties of key lime pie await their fate. The pies come neatly packaged in small takeout containers, making them wonderfully convenient to carry while wandering about Key West, or to bring home before the Florida heat claims them. The shop itself is rather small, with limited room for indoor dining. There is outdoor seating available, though most visitors simply claim their chosen delicacy and disappear into the streets, leaving only the faint scent of lime and sugar behind. Naturally, I asked whether I might speak with Kermit himself. I was informed that he was away on a visit to Fraggle Rock and had recently suffered an unfortunate encounter with the Count. The details were not discussed, though the silence that followed was ominous. All in all, Kermit's Key West is a convenient and enjoyable stop for anyone with a fondness for key lime pie. The variety is excellent, the portions are easy to handle, and the desserts are perfect for enjoying on the move or surviving whatever strange adventures may await beyond the door.

This is the best rated key lime pie in key west according to chatgpt, so we had to try it!…read more It was a small shop with the pies already packaged and in a showcase. The server was nice and just handed us our prepackaged slice. We ordered the strawberry limeaid and a slice of the key lime pie. The strawberry limeaid was a little too concentrated for me and a little too tart. The pie was delicious. I wish the put more meringue on top.

This is a super cute truck in the area of the Southernmost Point that offers soft serve ice cream…read moreor mini donuts with toppings! The service was quick and there was some seating outside with some sand so even though it is a few blocks inland there was still a relaxed, beach feel to the place. I got the coconut joy mini donuts and my boyfriend got the chocolate paradise ice cream. The mini donuts did get a little soggy from the toppings so I would maybe eat a little faster than I did (though I didn't take an unreasonable amount of time) or go for the ice cream. For Key West, they seemed reasonably priced and hit the spot for something sweet. If you're already in the area and looking for something sweet, I would stop here.

Yum! I loved the creations on the menu, so I went with the Key West Sunrise since it already had a…read morefew toppings instead of creating my own which came with one topping for the donuts. The donuts were fresh, hot, and super soft. Delicious! I'll be back to try more! And $7.50 for this was a fair price for Key West in my opinion. The food truck (which is the place, it's not an indoor establishment) and outdoor seating area was cute.